Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Think for Yourself, Schmuck! => Topic started by: Mangrove on February 13, 2007, 08:45:43 PM

Title: what does....
Post by: Mangrove on February 13, 2007, 08:45:43 PM
...any of this have to do with Discordianism?


Seeing as we've stirred up a whole bunch of stuff at this end of the forum, we may as well keep it going.

And it's not a facetious question either.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: hunter s.durden on February 13, 2007, 08:46:32 PM
Dosen't matter...
It's good shit.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: AFK on February 13, 2007, 08:49:08 PM
Well, it is a good question.  A n00b is likely to ask such a question too.  You know, after they ask about HIMEOBS. 
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Mangrove on February 13, 2007, 08:49:16 PM
are we:

          extending discordianism?
          rejecting it?
         
          or something else?







Title: Re: what does....
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 13, 2007, 08:49:48 PM
We all met in a principia discordia forum. We had to meet somewhere and, logically it turned out to be common ground. Now that we're here if we keep going over the common ground it'll be a bit of a waste of time, since we've already been over that same ground to get here. What's going on here is the answer to the question we all asked "What happens next"
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Mangrove on February 13, 2007, 08:50:22 PM
because discordianism as a 'cell' becomes subsumed within the larger BIP structure.

it's like this place is now: principiadiscordiaismerelyachoice.com
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 13, 2007, 08:51:12 PM
principiaasacatylistaftershock.org
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: LMNO on February 13, 2007, 08:51:17 PM
Something else.

One of the guys who wrote the PD, also wrote about "reality grids".  So there's a relation there.

also:

Starbucks Pebbles
Law of Fives
Fifth Pentabarf
Sermon on ethics & love
"Think for yourself, schmuck"

all relate in some way to the BIP concept.


so there. :lulz:
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Mangrove on February 13, 2007, 08:51:26 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on February 13, 2007, 08:49:48 PM
We all met in a principia discordia forum. We had to meet somewhere and, logically it turned out to be common ground. Now that we're here if we keep going over the common ground it'll be a bit of a waste of time, since we've already been over that same ground to get here. What's going on here is the answer to the question we all asked "What happens next"

is this your vote for 'extension'?
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Cain on February 13, 2007, 08:52:27 PM
Basically, the ideas came from us rediscussing the lessons of the Principia Discordia.  Like LMNO said, the "grids" and stuff.

I personally see it as extending Discordianism along other lines of enquiry.  You can sit around going on about the intricacies of Chaos all day, but it does get rather tedious after a while.  And there are always other areas to explore....
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: AFK on February 13, 2007, 08:52:51 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on February 13, 2007, 08:49:16 PM
are we:

          extending discordianism?
          rejecting it?
         
          or something else?









I would say a and c.  extending it into something else.  I think the PD was a step, an exploratory team, we are but one group of others who have picked up the trail and gone in all sorts of crazy directions from there.  Who knows if the authors would even be hip to where we are taking things.  
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Mangrove on February 13, 2007, 08:52:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 13, 2007, 08:51:17 PM
Something else.

One of the guys who wrote the PD, also wrote about "reality grids".  So there's a relation there.

also:

Starbucks Pebbles
Law of Fives
Fifth Pentabarf
Sermon on ethics & love
"Think for yourself, schmuck"

all relate in some way to the BIP concept.


so there. :lulz:

any chance someone could come up with a pithy summary of all the above and integrate it within the emerging paradigm?


so there x2!   :lulz:  :lulz:
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 13, 2007, 08:54:13 PM
Principia Discordia - What happened next...
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: hunter s.durden on February 13, 2007, 08:57:25 PM
What happens when a n00b asks about HIMEOBS?
Nothing. You tell me to fuck off.

What if a n00b asks what this has to do with discordianism?
Tell 'em it dosen't matter.
Then belittle them.

Things are better when you figure them out for yourself.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Triple Zero on February 13, 2007, 09:02:13 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 13, 2007, 08:52:51 PMWho knows if the authors would even be hip to where we are taking things.

i dunno, but i for one would like to know what they'd think of it.

either they like it and it's cool and interesting that an idea can indeed carry so far

or they don't and we'd be like haha wtf do THEY know anyway

both cases are good :)

[and cain: split away, but please add a link to this thread, so we can keep track of where it came from]
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: AFK on February 13, 2007, 09:06:14 PM
Well, I think when we come up with some more concrete products it might be interesting to peddle it to other Discordian hangouts on the web.  Get some other perspectives. 
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Triple Zero on February 13, 2007, 09:09:03 PM
it's just so hard to create a good stand-alone product.

one that people can relate to, without having to know too much of the background from here, and also that doesn't immediately make them go "wtf is this bullshit" or "you bunch of depressed weltschmerz emo whinos with your black mascara prison" and dismiss

(um i don't mean to diss any of the products made here btw)
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Mangrove on February 13, 2007, 09:10:15 PM
Quote from: triple zero on February 13, 2007, 09:09:03 PM
it's just so hard to create a good stand-alone product.

one that people can relate to, without having to know too much of the background from here, and also that doesn't immediately make them go "wtf is this bullshit" or "you bunch of depressed weltschmerz emo whinos with your black mascara prison" and dismiss

(um i don't mean to diss any of the products made here btw)

:lol: thar's gold in this here thread
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: AFK on February 13, 2007, 09:15:03 PM
Quote from: triple zero on February 13, 2007, 09:09:03 PM
it's just so hard to create a good stand-alone product.

one that people can relate to, without having to know too much of the background from here, and also that doesn't immediately make them go "wtf is this bullshit" or "you bunch of depressed weltschmerz emo whinos with your black mascara prison" and dismiss

(um i don't mean to diss any of the products made here btw)

true, though I think we should consider products, plural, and not just one.  "#3 in a series of x"  Plust multi-media is also good. 
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Mangrove on February 13, 2007, 09:22:08 PM
Commentaries On The Principia Discordia

                             or

What I stole from the Goddess and what I chose to give back
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 13, 2007, 09:25:10 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on February 13, 2007, 09:10:15 PM
Quote from: triple zero on February 13, 2007, 09:09:03 PM
it's just so hard to create a good stand-alone product.

one that people can relate to, without having to know too much of the background from here, and also that doesn't immediately make them go "wtf is this bullshit" or "you bunch of depressed weltschmerz emo whinos with your black mascara prison" and dismiss

(um i don't mean to diss any of the products made here btw)

:lol: thar's gold in this here thread

The thing I really love about this place is that every now and again a concrete belief rears it's head and, regardless who it is that states it, they get fucking shot down in flames. Does one good to have ones shortcomings pointed out in this context.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Triple Zero on February 13, 2007, 09:28:18 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on February 13, 2007, 09:25:10 PMthey get fucking shot down in flames. Does one good to have ones shortcomings pointed out in this context.

should i take this as lighthearted as i hope i should?
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Cramulus on February 13, 2007, 09:40:21 PM
I consider the BIP to be a Discordian Episkipos. It's not synonymous with Discordia, but it has a lot in common.

I agree that this particular episkopos is "in progress" -- the BIP isn't the end point, it's just a point on a line that leads somewhere else.


I've got a project idea up my sleeve, but I'm holding onto for now so I don't lose focus on my other real-life projects . (just finished the manuscript for this book... I'm in editing phase now, with the goal of print in March)

But to be brief, I think it would be a fun exercise for the commutiny to try and put together a complete product within a one-week time frame. Like the concept is announced on Monday, finalized by Tuesday, and then everyone starts submitting stuff. We'd make it our goal to have a PDF ready to distribute by the following Monday. This forces us to stay really goal oriented and make forward progress (?) without getting too hung up on semantics and tangents.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: LHX on February 13, 2007, 09:55:10 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on February 13, 2007, 08:54:13 PM
Principia Discordia - What happened next...
6/24
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 13, 2007, 11:18:30 PM
Quote from: triple zero on February 13, 2007, 09:28:18 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on February 13, 2007, 09:25:10 PMthey get fucking shot down in flames. Does one good to have ones shortcomings pointed out in this context.

should i take this as lighthearted as i hope i should?

Wasn't having a dig if that's what you mean. I have benefited from this trouncing whenever I have thought something stupid, makes rectification a much quicker process. Being called on bullshit is always a good thing. Especially if you actually believe it at the time.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: The Littlest Ubermensch on February 14, 2007, 12:30:16 AM
The BIP is its own thing. It will not and should not ever see print. That is the advantage of it. There are no concrete ideas, there are no concrete answers, there is nothing that can ever be built. It is a neverending catalyst of productive thought that would be self defeating if it were ever codified. The BIP is this board. It is an outshoot of discordian thought that is as much a method as it is a collection of ideas. The purpose shouldn't be to get anything concrete, but to simply spread the method and ideas out into other mediums.   

*waits for what I said to get shot down*
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: LHX on February 14, 2007, 12:50:25 AM
fertile soil



many things can grow from it
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2007, 01:22:08 PM
It would indeed be interesting to see what the original PD writers would think of it, but one's dead and the other's insane.


Oooh, spoooky Necronomicon flavors, ITT.



Prof, that's a good idea, but in practice, i've found that it really just never pulls through.  The only reason the BIP an Machine,Ñ¢ pamphlets exists is because one person hacked it together from various posts, and got it into PDF format.

I'd suggest you start it, throw it into a Word document, then email it around to us for minor editing.  Then we send it back to you for layout & PDF-ing.

Honestly, this place is DIY, literally.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Cain on February 14, 2007, 01:27:35 PM
I thought both were dead?  Didn't Hill die nearly 7 years ago?  And we know Thornley is dead (or in a secret CIA prison, so basically the same).
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Triple Zero on February 14, 2007, 01:28:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 14, 2007, 01:22:08 PMProf, that's a good idea, but in practice, i've found that it really just never pulls through.¬† The only reason the BIP an Machine™ pamphlets exists is because one person hacked it together from various posts, and got it into PDF format.

I'd suggest you start it, throw it into a Word document, then email it around to us for minor editing.  Then we send it back to you for layout & PDF-ing.

Honestly, this place is DIY, literally.

bittersweet troofpaste, that
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: DJRubberducky on February 14, 2007, 03:11:16 PM
I may be mistaken in my analogy, but I think the original Principia Discordia is like the Torah, and we're writing the Talmud.  IIRC, and I'm too lazy to Wiki for it, one function of the Talmud is to help make sure the message and intent of the Torah persists as new situations arise.  They've now got commentary in there about whether or not it's okay to ride a bicycle on the Sabbath - something they'd never have known to worry about umpteen millenia ago.

And isn't that exactly what we're doing?  We're taking what we consider the most important messages of the PD and rephrasing them to make sure that today's people can still "get it" if they choose to try.  We're trying to keep them from eating the menu, as it were.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2007, 03:13:36 PM
Woots and mittens to the DJ.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Triple Zero on February 14, 2007, 03:17:02 PM
woa, they do that with the talmud/torah? vette shit!

so what we learn now, is that even keeping your religion "liquid" like that, is not enough to keep it from sucking?

also, good explanaiton.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2007, 03:20:11 PM
Also the Zohar.


Esoteric Kabbalistic ranting about the Torah.  Good stuff.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2007, 03:21:32 PM
Quote from: triple zero on February 14, 2007, 03:17:02 PM
woa, they do that with the talmud/torah? vette shit!

so what we learn now, is that even keeping your religion "liquid" like that, is not enough to keep it from sucking?

also, good explanaiton.



hey, I gotta say that a religion with an entire class of scholar devoted to arguing points in the bible for their entire lives is pretty cool.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 14, 2007, 03:23:08 PM
Quote from: DJRubberducky on February 14, 2007, 03:11:16 PM
I may be mistaken in my analogy, but I think the original Principia Discordia is like the Torah, and we're writing the Talmud.  IIRC, and I'm too lazy to Wiki for it, one function of the Talmud is to help make sure the message and intent of the Torah persists as new situations arise.  They've now got commentary in there about whether or not it's okay to ride a bicycle on the Sabbath - something they'd never have known to worry about umpteen millenia ago.

And isn't that exactly what we're doing?  We're taking what we consider the most important messages of the PD and rephrasing them to make sure that today's people can still "get it" if they choose to try.  We're trying to keep them from eating the menu, as it were.

:mittens:

something worthy of the intro of the next pamphlet
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Triple Zero on February 14, 2007, 03:41:57 PM
(i meant sucking as in causing all this fundamentalistic burka dressup fanaticism)
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Cain on February 14, 2007, 03:48:17 PM
Very few esoteric interpretations have ever lead to fanaticism.  In fact, only one comes to mind, the Assassins.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Triple Zero on February 14, 2007, 04:02:30 PM
so you say we should view the burkha bullshit and the demeaning treatment of women, as a separate issue from the islam itself?

because if discordianism ever starts causing suck like bullshit, we can write talmuds all we like, but something must have gone very wrong along the road of good intentions.

also, i wonder, does this Talmud also take back the stuff the torah said about not eating pork meat? (because really the disease this was supposed to prevent is not really an issue anymore) and the wearing of headscarfs? (whatever what that was instated for)
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: LHX on February 14, 2007, 04:06:38 PM
it looks like people need their individual Talmuds

and that word is sounding a lot like 'reality grid'


i have seen heated discussions about pork



versatility and adaptability is important
learning by trial and error is important
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Cain on February 14, 2007, 04:07:09 PM
I meant that, more generally, esoteric interpretations require critical thought, because of the implicit assumption things are not as they appear.  Most religious nuts are literalists, it must be said.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2007, 04:12:50 PM
Triple Zero, Talmud/Torah = Jewish, not Islam.

And, yes, you can separate Islam from it's most currently visible habits.  Again, Google "sufi".
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: LHX on February 14, 2007, 04:14:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2007, 04:07:09 PM
Most religious nuts are literalists, it must be said.

true

Quote from: LMNO on February 14, 2007, 04:12:50 PM
And, yes, you can separate Islam from it's most currently visible habits.  Again, Google "sufi".

true
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Cain on February 14, 2007, 04:17:40 PM
Sufi's aren't as cool as Ishmaeli's.

Cain,
is the real Aga Khan, bitches.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2007, 04:19:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2007, 04:17:40 PM
Sufi's aren't as cool as Ishmaeli's.

Cain,
is the real Aga Khan, bitches.
Google is not my friend.

Quick info link?
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Triple Zero on February 14, 2007, 04:20:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 14, 2007, 04:12:50 PMTriple Zero, Talmud/Torah = Jewish, not Islam.

oops, my mistake.

well jewishm makes a lot more sense than islam, so that's good.

except for the penis-cutting

but even that is debatable.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Cain on February 14, 2007, 04:21:09 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aga_Khan
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: LHX on February 14, 2007, 04:35:44 PM
Quote from: triple zero on February 14, 2007, 04:20:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 14, 2007, 04:12:50 PMTriple Zero, Talmud/Torah = Jewish, not Islam.

well jewishm makes a lot more sense than islam, so that's good.

??
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Cain on February 14, 2007, 04:39:02 PM
I wondered about that too.  I often find Islam makes more logical sense, because it had only one Prophet, and the Muslims were led to victory.

In contrast, the OT has several inconsistent prophets, a god who hates his own chosen people and every time they do something right, doesn't reward them, he just doesn't do bad things.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2007, 04:39:52 PM
000, I don't really know where you're going with this...


How much of the Torah or Koran have you actually read?
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Mangrove on February 14, 2007, 04:42:56 PM
that both islam and judaism practise circumcision?
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Triple Zero on February 14, 2007, 04:52:42 PM
never mind, sorry i obviously know nothing about these matters.

i admit i'm really a big n00b when it comes to history. never paid attention to it in school (cause i found it boring as fuck) and i never read any holy books. at least, not major parts of it.

what i meant with that, is that i haven't seen jews doing very strange things "out of religion" (i'm quite sure you an immediately prove me wrong about this, with a counterexample)
while i do see muslims every day doing weird things because of their religion.

on the other hand this probably has more to do with the cultural background of the average jew, average christian, average atheist and average muslim i happen to know, than with what the respective religions have written in themselves.

also i admit that i didn't think very long before i posted those things (hope i didn't offend anybody with it)
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Mangrove on February 14, 2007, 05:11:35 PM
i don't think there was any offence - just a "where is dude going with this?" feeling and a need of clarification.  :D

Title: Re: what does....
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 14, 2007, 06:10:22 PM
obviously, the BIP is the "mysticism" of discordianism.

say what you want about the greeks, but this "religion" is only 50 years old.  i think the BIP is (or will be) to Discordianism what the early Q'bala (read: not "Kabballah," or anything that Hollywood knows about) was to Judaism.

except without all the grey shit.

executive signing statement: semantical arguments countering this post with bollocks about discordianism/BIP not really being 'religions' per se, shall have no effect on the overall validity of this truth.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2007, 06:16:17 PM
Oh, shit.  We have signing statements, now?
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 14, 2007, 06:22:07 PM
why not?

in 3 months of brain stagnation it's the best i can come up with.

vexati0n,
going to be a dad again soon.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: LHX on February 14, 2007, 08:18:32 PM
OFUK

is vex jumping back into the mix?


congratulations on the baby news
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: DJRubberducky on February 14, 2007, 09:19:57 PM
To whomever asked (I am really lazy today): No, to my knowledge, there is nothing official in the Talmud that gets rid of the ban on pig meat.

See, from *our* point of view, it made sense to ban pork back then 'cause of the risk of disease.  But there are plenty of other animals that were declared treif with the rule of "split hoof/chew cud" that we don't wonder about.  Also, there's just plain more to the kashrut (dietary laws) than that.  Eating is one of the most basic, fundamental things a human being (or any other creature) does.  By imposing the dietary laws, Judaism makes sure that even the simple act of eating is a reaffirmation of one's faith.

I can totally see the scholars saying "Okay, sure there's no health risk from contaminated pork anymore, at least not in the first-world countries, but can we really be sure that G-d forbade us from eating it because of the health risk?  I mean, He left us plenty of other sources of animal protein; it's not like we're at risk for malnutrition if we don't lift this ban.  Let's leave this one stand as written."
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Starship, take me on February 14, 2007, 10:52:18 PM
Interesting Kosher fact of the day:
Grasshoppers and a certain species of locust in Yemen are the only species of insect that are not treif.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: B_M_W on February 14, 2007, 10:59:06 PM
Quote from: Starship, take me on February 14, 2007, 10:52:18 PM
Interesting Kosher fact of the day:
Grasshoppers and a certain species of locust in Yemen are the only species of insect that are not treif.

The Jews are missing out.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Starship, take me on February 14, 2007, 11:39:29 PM
Do you have any favorite insects or insect dishes?  I'm looking to broaden my palate.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: B_M_W on February 15, 2007, 12:48:26 AM
Quote from: Starship, take me on February 14, 2007, 11:39:29 PM
Do you have any favorite insects or insect dishes?  I'm looking to broaden my palate.

I've heard that giant water bugs (Lethocerus americana) are quite tasty.

Me, I don't know any recipies. I need to find a good cookbook.

Make sure you check out somewhere before trying anything new. Some insects have high concentrations of uric acid, and toxic compounds. Just to be cautious, I mean.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Cain on February 15, 2007, 11:43:55 AM
Witchetty grubs.

Srsly.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 15, 2007, 12:18:54 PM
Honey ants FTW
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Starship, take me on February 23, 2007, 08:02:22 PM
Yeah, I saw honey ants in a wilderness survival manual years ago.  Those Witchetty grubs look more my style, though abdomen-honey must be pretty good.

Damn Aussies get all the good bugs.
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 23, 2007, 08:06:26 PM
Honestly abdomen honey is the bizness. My old boss went ape at me when he realised I'd scoffed about half a colony (nearly a grands worth)
Title: Re: what does....
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on February 24, 2007, 01:40:25 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on February 13, 2007, 08:57:25 PM
What happens when a n00b asks about HIMEOBS?
Nothing. You tell me to fuck off.
Right, which one of you bad monleys did that? :lulz: