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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Cain on February 16, 2007, 05:28:18 PM

Title: Mega-lol wingnut war poetry
Post by: Cain on February 16, 2007, 05:28:18 PM
In Iraq an IED explodes,
An American soldier dies,
But that blast will grow as the media blow
It up before our eyes.
And trumpet to the watching world,
These fifth column falsifiers,
Like sheep they bleat we face defeat,
Our foe's force multipliers.

Osama and his minions know,
In combat they can't beat us;
So they hope and pray will come a day,
Our own media will defeat us.
Ignoring all the good we've done,
Liberals focus on the gore,
On losses mounting and body counting,
To prove we've lost this war.

They disgraced us once in Vietnam,
So now these leftists feel,
That again they'll win with media spin,
And make America kneel.
But defeatists aren't the only ones,
Learned lessons from the past;
Back then we swore we'd lose no more,
This time we're standing fast.

The Internet's exposed them,
As elitist media liars;
They stand unclothed and widely loathed,
Our foe's force multipliers.
Some day when all our troops return,
With Iraq on freedom's path,
The liberal elite who sought defeat,
May face some Righteous wrath.

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Title: Re: Mega-lol right-wing nut poetry
Post by: LMNO on February 16, 2007, 05:30:33 PM
Want additional lulz?  Imagine Joan Baez singing it.
Title: Re: Mega-lol right-wing nut poetry
Post by: Cain on February 16, 2007, 05:32:46 PM
Joan Baez is a force multiplier for our enemies, godamnit!
Title: Re: Mega-lol right-wing nut poetry
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 16, 2007, 05:35:48 PM
were did you pick that up?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Mega-lol right-wing nut poetry
Post by: Cain on February 16, 2007, 05:37:13 PM
http://rightwingofthegods.blogspot.com/

Its like they're begging to be found by a talented satirist.
Title: Re: Mega-lol right-wing nut poetry
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 16, 2007, 05:39:13 PM
I thought that satire to begin with
finding out its not makes me  :sad:
Title: Re: Mega-lol right-wing nut poetry
Post by: Cain on February 16, 2007, 05:42:22 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Mega-lol right-wing nut poetry
Post by: Mangrove on February 16, 2007, 06:22:51 PM
how about joan baez does the song, but janea fonda appears in the video?
Title: Re: Mega-lol right-wing nut poetry
Post by: LMNO on February 16, 2007, 06:25:21 PM
I wish I was better at playing 60's acoustic folk music, now. 


That's the first time I think I ever wrote that.
Title: Re: Mega-lol right-wing nut poetry
Post by: Mangrove on February 16, 2007, 06:39:16 PM
i probably could....my vocal intonation is about as reliable as dylan's... :D
Title: Re: Mega-lol right-wing nut poetry
Post by: AFK on February 16, 2007, 06:40:57 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on February 16, 2007, 06:39:16 PM
i probably could....my vocal intonation is about as reliable as dylan's... :D

But do you have his stunning good looks?
Title: Re: Mega-lol right-wing nut poetry
Post by: Mangrove on February 16, 2007, 06:43:46 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 16, 2007, 06:40:57 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on February 16, 2007, 06:39:16 PM
i probably could....my vocal intonation is about as reliable as dylan's... :D

But do you have his stunning good looks?

please to be viewing my avatar and forming your own conclusion  :wink:
Title: Re: Mega-lol right-wing nut poetry
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 17, 2007, 01:45:50 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on February 16, 2007, 06:22:51 PM
how about joan baez does the song, but janea fonda appears in the video?

If she's clubbing a baby seal I'll sell my house to drum up funding.
Title: Re: Mega-lol right-wing nut poetry
Post by: Jasper on February 17, 2007, 02:34:08 AM
HAW!  What GARBAGE!

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Title: Re: Mega-lol right-wing nut poetry
Post by: Sir Comrade Kenan on February 17, 2007, 09:10:49 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 16, 2007, 06:40:57 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on February 16, 2007, 06:39:16 PM
i probably could....my vocal intonation is about as reliable as dylan's... :D

But do you have his stunning good looks?


I have both of these, as well as mad guitar ability. I just can't play the harmonica.


Stupid weak smoker lungs.
Title: Re: Mega-lol right-wing nut poetry
Post by: rabidpigmy on February 17, 2007, 02:12:27 PM
I'm good with the arm pits.
Title: Re: Mega-lol right-wing nut poetry
Post by: Mangrove on February 18, 2007, 07:00:43 PM
Quote from: Comrade Kenan on February 17, 2007, 09:10:49 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 16, 2007, 06:40:57 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on February 16, 2007, 06:39:16 PM
i probably could....my vocal intonation is about as reliable as dylan's... :D

But do you have his stunning good looks?


I have both of these, as well as mad guitar ability. I just can't play the harmonica.


Stupid weak smoker lungs.

i'm a dylan fan, but if you call his harmonica usage 'playing', then you're far more generous then me.  :lol:
Title: Re: Mega-lol wingnut war poetry
Post by: Cain on July 07, 2009, 12:10:23 PM
Bump.

Who thinks the author probably recited this over his TV as the troops started the pullback earlier this week?
Title: Re: Mega-lol wingnut war poetry
Post by: LMNO on July 07, 2009, 02:06:01 PM
Dammit.  Now I feel the need again to try and record this.