Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Think for Yourself, Schmuck! => Topic started by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on February 27, 2007, 08:21:03 PM

Title: You know when The Machine‚Ñ¢ notices YUO when...
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on February 27, 2007, 08:21:03 PM
...it takes out it's hate on your loved ones. When it leaves your wife and children standing on a bitter, cold, rain drenched platform, having just told her that she's not allowed on the train because she has a kids buggy that, due to company policy, isn't allowed to be parked in any of the 12 EMPTY wheelchair bays at 07:00 in the morning and it's not an allegory, or a metaphor.

/syn - ready to kill Virgin Trains employees

Sorry, probably the wrong forum, but hey, life's like that.
Title: Re: You know when The Machine‚Ñ¢ notices YUO when...
Post by: LMNO on February 27, 2007, 08:23:39 PM
I told you having that baby was a bad idea.
Title: Re: You know when The Machine‚Ñ¢ notices YUO when...
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on February 27, 2007, 08:53:16 PM
Fucksocks! YUO were right! :lulz:
Title: Re: You know when The Machine‚Ñ¢ notices YUO when...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 28, 2007, 05:51:26 AM
Quote from: synaptyx on February 27, 2007, 08:21:03 PM
...it takes out it's hate on your loved ones. When it leaves your wife and children standing on a bitter, cold, rain drenched platform, having just told her that she's not allowed on the train because she has a kids buggy that, due to company policy, isn't allowed to be parked in any of the 12 EMPTY wheelchair bays at 07:00 in the morning and it's not an allegory, or a metaphor.

/syn - ready to kill Virgin Trains employees

Sorry, probably the wrong forum, but hey, life's like that.

Of course you will be wreaking a terrible revenge.
Title: Re: You know when The Machine‚Ñ¢ notices YUO when...
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on February 28, 2007, 12:11:36 PM
They charge about the equivalent of $17 for a 35 minute train journey, so I am circumventing their fares and leaving pamphlets on the trains. I also got the guy that closed the doors in trouble with his superior, 'cos I'm a vindictive bastard. It's about I can realistically do without ending up a ward of the British Transport Police. :?
Title: Re: You know when The Machine‚Ñ¢ notices YUO when...
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 02, 2007, 12:58:27 PM
Quote from: synaptyx on February 28, 2007, 12:11:36 PM
They charge about the equivalent of $17 for a 35 minute train journey, so I am circumventing their fares and leaving pamphlets on the trains. I also got the guy that closed the doors in trouble with his superior, 'cos I'm a vindictive bastard. It's about I can realistically do without ending up a ward of the British Transport Police. :?

Prolly about all you could post on the interwebs anyway...
Title: Re: You know when The Machine‚Ñ¢ notices YUO when...
Post by: Starship, take me on March 03, 2007, 02:56:41 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/VALIS%281stEd%29.jpg)

I beamed the VALIS info to Phil once, long ago, with the tachyon beam in my "Crypt of the Roma".
Do you truly believe that???

The sleeper must awaken.
Title: Re: You know when The Machine‚Ñ¢ notices YUO when...
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on March 06, 2007, 11:12:05 AM
Quote from: Netaungrot on March 02, 2007, 12:58:27 PM
Quote from: synaptyx on February 28, 2007, 12:11:36 PM
They charge about the equivalent of $17 for a 35 minute train journey, so I am circumventing their fares and leaving pamphlets on the trains. I also got the guy that closed the doors in trouble with his superior, 'cos I'm a vindictive bastard. It's about I can realistically do without ending up a ward of the British Transport Police. :?

Prolly about all you could post on the interwebs anyway...
:oops: 8)