Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Cramulus on March 01, 2007, 05:30:58 PM

Title: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Cramulus on March 01, 2007, 05:30:58 PM
Page One:
Some awesome image or something

Page Two:
Congratulations!

Most of the people who saw this thing did NOT pick it up. They did NOT open it. And they did NOT receive the praise with which I am now spraying you. You kick ass! Why is that?

You, my friend, are one of the chosen few. You are awake enough to take notice of your surroundings. If you were a wild animal, (and I'm sure you are!) you'd have a better chance to survive than all of them. Look around, man, most of them are asleep. Or at least they act like it.

And they're asleep for good reason - there's no reward for being awake, for being conscious of what's going on around you. Most of them are bored and miserable. Maybe you are too.

Hey, if you're satisfied with your life, good for you. Me, I can't sleep at night sometimes because I have this feeling that my life could be so much cooler if only I could figure out how to make it that way. I want to go to bed every night thinking, "That was great. I did not waste a single minute of that day." Don't you?


Page Three:

A lot of people feel like they're trapped in their lives. I know that sometimes I wake up and realize that I've been in a rut for what seems like years. It's easy to get lulled to sleep by The Routine. The Rut and Grind. The Machine. I know a lot of people who are miserable but are complacent with it. What a tragedy! They insist that they don't have the time or resources to enjoy life anymore.

These people view themselves as victims of society. They're bored and boring, because they feel their lives are ultimately out of their control.

We let the minutes of our day be determined by train and bus schedules, by the nine-to-five grind. We let our bodies drive us through biological rhythms of hunger, fatigue, and sexual release. But you've gotta trust me when I say you can escape all that if you just learn to be aware of it. Yeah, you still have to go to work, but its not a prison sentence.

Cause I mean, even hamsters who live in little glass boxes manage to have fun.





Page Four:

I want to be really straight-up about my goal.

I believe in the butterfly effect - the idea that really little things can ultimately cause great changes in the world. I,Äôm afraid for humanity, and this is why: I meet very few people that seem to be awake and conscious. Very few people have learned how to use their own brain. Very few people seem to be thinking about their own thoughts ,Äì they,Äôre just passive participants in the world. They hear opinions on TV and those opinions become their own. Think for yourself, damn it!

Today, tomorrow, forever, remember to be aware. Look around at your surroundings and ask yourself why you,Äôre doing what you,Äôre doing. You might be satisfied, and if you are, that,Äôs fine. But I really do want you to change the parts of yourself that you aren,Äôt satisfied with. Ignite yourself! While there,Äôs still time!

I want you to be aware of what,Äôs wrong with your day, your life, your world. Then I want you to do something about it

Cause if you don,Äôt do something about it, it,Äôs gonna be like this forever.

You can,Äôt just keep waiting for things to happen to you. You,Äôve gotta go out and do them yourself.

If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?

Be an active force in the world, not a passive one.




Little one liners for margins:

As I write this pamphlet, I ask myself why I,Äôm doing this. It,Äôs to become rich and famous, right?

I can,Äôt come up with anything else at the moment.

The above line won,Äôt make it to print. But maybe this one will.

there should be some meme-bombs in here. Preferably a rhyming one that'll get stuck in your head.
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: LMNO on March 01, 2007, 06:38:18 PM
Too evangelical.



I have some ideas, but I have to develop them more, first.

also: if you want funny, it's not here.
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 01, 2007, 07:08:45 PM
I kinda liked this and I had a couple of hours to kill ...

(these are big for a4 laser but would prolly go a5 with a decent printer)

Page 1 (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/Page1.jpg)

Page 2 (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/Page2.jpg)

Page 3 (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/Page3.jpg)

Page 4 (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/Page4.jpg)

*Edit* seems photofucket shrunk them
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Cramulus on March 01, 2007, 07:10:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 01, 2007, 06:38:18 PM
Too evangelical.

also: if you want funny, it's not here.

I'm aware. This was my 40-minute attempt to stop thinking so hard about what a perfect version would look like and just fart out a lot of text so I have something to work off of.

Nothing terribly new here, either. But it's mine and I like it.   :D
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: LMNO on March 01, 2007, 07:10:50 PM
Don't use photobucket for large images.
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 01, 2007, 07:13:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 01, 2007, 07:10:50 PM
Don't use photobucket for large images.

Yeah I kinda worked that out on me own. Do you have any advice that begins with "Use" and ends with "instead"?
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Cramulus on March 01, 2007, 07:14:31 PM
OMG Silly, you kick so much ass I'm crapping about it

Not sure about the font though - I think it's a bit hard to read after a while.


and contrary to my original feeling, this probably does belong in the BIP forum :p
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: LMNO on March 01, 2007, 07:15:40 PM
www.imageshack.us
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 01, 2007, 07:16:44 PM
 :cheers:
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 01, 2007, 07:23:49 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 01, 2007, 07:14:31 PM

Not sure about the font though - I think it's a bit hard to read after a while.


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/Page2.jpg)
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: AFK on March 01, 2007, 08:11:56 PM
Yeah, the white letters on top of that background are not being very kind to these old eyes.  Also, and mabye I'm just a nitpicky old bastard, but I'm not sure about some of the "hip" phrases like "kick ass".  But I guess it depends on your intended demographic.  If you are looking to reach 18 to 25 year olds you are probably all set.  But, if you hope to reach older folks you might want to rethink your phraseology.  Just a thought. 
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Cramulus on March 01, 2007, 08:34:38 PM
Good call, Rev.

Regarding the notion that it's too preachy / evangelical -- can you guys point out some places where you think it needs some cleanup?
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 01, 2007, 08:49:40 PM
Old fucks....
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Cramulus on March 01, 2007, 08:54:48 PM
So I just threw SillyCybin's graphics into an MS Word doc and printed out ten of them to drop on my commute home / the commute here tomorrow. (pssst, you cats know of a good site to host filez like this?)

I gotta say, I'm jazzed. I don't think the pamphlet is what I want it to be yet (you're right LMNO, it's way too straight-faced) - but it's a starting point. I'm most jazzed that I managed to put this thing together so quickly. I started off with a vague idea this morning and by the end of the day I'm holding it in my hands. It's given me a real jolt of creative energy. Oddly enough, it's exactly the kind of energy I'm talking about in the damn pamphlet.

Hey Silly, what program did you use to make those images?
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 01, 2007, 08:58:12 PM
Photoshop CS - Oldskool
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 01, 2007, 10:14:19 PM
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/Page3.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/Page4.jpg)
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Cramulus on March 02, 2007, 04:24:05 PM
Yesterday I had the opportunity to drop about five of these things. I could only observe one reaction.. Some guy on the bus with a mullet picked it up and read it for a few minutes. Then he put it down. Then after a few minutes he picked it back up, read the first page again, and put it in his pocket.

He may have just been cleaning up litter (*cough*) but it made me  :).
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Suu on March 02, 2007, 06:03:00 PM
Perhaps you will inspire a change in his hair style?
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Lies on March 11, 2007, 05:09:21 PM
I like them.
I assume all are (k) and I can start propaganda bombing my neighbourhood with them?
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Lies on March 13, 2007, 04:11:13 PM
Just a thought...

What would you think of there being some sort of cryptic discordian symbology on there somewhere?

Like a (K) or the holy chao?
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: LMNO on March 13, 2007, 04:12:38 PM
the 5-fingered hand seems to be the most accurate symbol to date.
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Lies on March 13, 2007, 04:13:54 PM
Aye, or that too.
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Cramulus on March 13, 2007, 04:18:32 PM
yeah by all means litter up the world with this shite
totally kopyleft
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Messier Undertree on March 13, 2007, 04:33:57 PM
You should probably list the URL of this place somewhere on the pamphlet.
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Lies on March 13, 2007, 05:16:13 PM
I have more of a personal idea that it might be best left off, letting those who really want to know more to figure it out for themselves. Think of it as some sort of initiation.
Just my thoughts.
This and in combination with all sorts of other flyers you could leave around the place, see if they can make the connections. Adds some mystique, don't you think?
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 14, 2007, 11:49:55 AM
...and mystique is good because ....?
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Lies on March 14, 2007, 04:43:13 PM
Because it makes the world a magical place  :lol:

I dunno, I just think it would be fun to make a 'game' out of trying to find out exactly who left this around.
If they invest time and energy into finding out, they'll be more inclined to take it all in.

Besides, mystique adds an element of "This is weird. Whats this all about then?".
Possibly could stop people from thinking this is some sort of "Marketing" ploy where they follow the URL and they have to buy some stupid snake oil and everything will make their world better.

Just a thought.
Really, at the end of the day, there are no rules, everywhere.
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 14, 2007, 04:43:55 PM
 :hosrie:
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: rainking02 on March 17, 2007, 05:23:58 PM
What Pamphlet?
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Cain on March 17, 2007, 05:39:53 PM
A pamphlet is an unbound booklet (that is, without a hard cover or binding). It may consist of a single sheet of paper that is printed on both sides and folded in half, in thirds, or in fourths (called a leaflet), or it may consist of a few pages that are folded in half and stapled at the crease to make a simple book. UNESCO requires a publication (other than a periodical) to have 'at least 5 but not more than 48 pages exclusive of the cover pages' to count as a pamphlet; a longer item is a book.

Pamphlets can contain anything from information on kitchen appliances to medical information and religious treatises. Pamphlets are very important in marketing as they are cheap to produce and can be distributed easily to customers. Pamphlets have also long been an important tool of political protest and political campaigning for similar reasons.

The storage of individual pamphlets requires special consideration because they can be easily crushed or torn when shelved alongside hardcover books. For this reason, they should either be kept in file folders in a file cabinet, or kept in boxes that have approximately the dimensions of a hardcover book and placed vertically on a shelf.

The word pamphlet for a small work (opuscule) issued by itself without covers came into Middle English ca 1387 as pamphilet or panflet, generalized from a twelfth-century amatory comic poem with a satiric flavor, Pamphilus, seu de Amore ("Pamphilus: or, Concerning Love"), written in Latin (OED). Pamphilus' name was derived from Greek, "loved by all". The poem was popular and widely copied and circulated on its own.

Its modern connotations of a tract concerning a contemporary issue was a product of the heated arguments leading to the English Civil War; this sense appeared in 1642 (On-line Etymology Dictionary



I'm too lazy to not answer.
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Cramulus on November 29, 2010, 03:19:15 AM
bump because I had completely forgotten about this
Title: Re: Pamphlet Draft
Post by: Golden Applesauce on December 02, 2010, 07:46:19 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 01, 2007, 08:34:38 PM
Good call, Rev.

Regarding the notion that it's too preachy / evangelical -- can you guys point out some places where you think it needs some cleanup?

The bits where you're saying how the other person's life might possibly be miserable - true, but the other pamphlets that start that way have a tendency to end with "and for the low price of 19.95, you can have Jesus in your life!  It worked for me!"  Maybe clarify earlier that you don't have the answers either?  I dunno.