Principia Discordia

TRIP 3: FNORD
OR
FNORD FNORD: FNORD
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Quote from: fnord
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~Fnord Fnord~

EDIT: Please refer to Trip 1 for further Elucidation...

you need like REALLY need to get out of your house more

Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxyou need like REALLY need to get out of your house more

What are you talking about? That stuff was deep.

super heavy dude

hit me right here.

hits chest symboloicaly

I must tell my mum about that! wow!

That was so mind-blowing I think I just fnord myself.

I have seen the FNORD and it is us.

"IF YOU DON'T SEE THE FNORD IT CAN'T EAT YOU,
DON'T SEE THE FNORD, DON'T SEE THE FNORD . . ."

(http://killerbutterfly.com/pics/fnordcow.gif)

see the what?

:?

Joinee St. Trollax, ODD: I wish that i had the same gift of writing as you have. That was a realy hevy and psycologic story you wrote. I'm proud of you my pet/dauther/son/slave/housekeeper! Im realy proud of you. It have been a real honer to have you here sins you were a little puppy/child/child/warprisoner i took from some of the holy wars i fight in/cheep white trash living on the street, adictiv to drugs and begging for a job.

He's amazing, isn't he?

I will be sending you a bill for his upbringing any day/week/year/hour now.
You see I found him wandering loose and adopted him,
but have been looking for his real parent/owner/master/captor/employer,
whatever really, for quite some time.

As you can see by his post above, I have spared no expense on Trollax's education
and/or training so the bill will be rather high.
Don't faint or anything when you see it, as I want you healthy enough to pay me my money.

Quote from: TokemasterJoinee St. Trollax, ODD: I wish that i had the same gift of writing as you have. That was a realy hevy and psycologic story you wrote. I'm proud of you my pet/dauther/son/slave/housekeeper! Im realy proud of you. It have been a real honer to have you here sins you were a little puppy/child/child/warprisoner i took from some of the holy wars i fight in/cheep white trash living on the street, adictiv to drugs and begging for a job.

So do I call you mother or father? and why did the aliens liquefy you and throw me into the river?

Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODD
So do I call you mother or father? and why did the aliens liquefy you and throw me into the river?

BAM BAM BAM DA DA DAM DA DA BAM! BAM BAM BAM DA DA DAM BA DA DAMM! DO DO DU DO DUD DU DU DODODDUDOLU DUDO BAM BAM BAM BA DA DAM DA DA DAM!

Boom boom boom boom...

(http://killerbutterfly.com/pics/tango.jpg)
...ba-da-ba-bum...ba-da-da-bum...ba-da-ba-bum...

Quote from: EvilPoet(http://killerbutterfly.com/pics/tango.jpg)
...ba-da-ba-bum...ba-da-da-bum...ba-da-ba-bum...

Hey! Discordian tango!

that looks uncomfy

 :evil:

:crankey:

All the superstars of yore, right here in this thread.

didn't they have a word filter back then that would replace the word "fnord" with empty spaces?

Quote from: RWHN on June 09, 2010, 08:48:22 PM
:evil:

You need to be bitch slapped to death with a used tampon.

Quote from: Triple Zero on June 09, 2010, 11:02:10 PM
didn't they have a word filter back then that would replace the word "fnord" with empty spaces?

We did have that filter when I joined in 05.  My guess is it wasn't in place when this thread was started, back in the really early days of this place. 

Yup...Sure am loving 2010...

 :weary:

Quote from: RWHN on June 09, 2010, 11:29:56 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on June 09, 2010, 11:02:10 PM
didn't they have a word filter back then that would replace the word "fnord" with empty spaces?

We did have that filter when I joined in 05.  My guess is it wasn't in place when this thread was started, back in the really early days of this place. 

I was thinking maybe it was in place, making this particular posting a sort of special conceptual .. something.

fnordidit....

No, it was Trollax. 

i see it

Fnording with no context is like making a porno movie. With just you in it. That nobody but you will ever see. That nobody, (including you) could find arousing.
Because if you haven't got it by now, you never will. And if you have got it, then why not use it?
For reasons no-one can ever explain, I never have to explain. But if I were to choose to do so,
and decided to illustrate my point with a Fnordingism, then I would make sure that;
A/ I had a point to start with.
B/ I understand what it means to involve a context, an adjective or two, and maybe something with relevence, into my posts.
C/ I'd Repeat the mantra, "Actually, this post is Bollocks" until the decision not to post it is reached. (Preferably before the pineal posting urge gets hold of you me)

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 09, 2010, 08:48:22 PM
>:D