Poll
Question:
What/Who Have I done That Created This Response?
Option 1: Absolutely nothing
votes: 0
Option 2: Something
votes: 1
Option 3: Communicating
votes: 0
Option 4: Stupid Noobing
votes: 2
Option 5: Eris?
votes: 0
Option 6: Eyebowling?
votes: 0
Option 7: X-Stina?
votes: 0
Option 8: Creative Goofing
votes: 0
Option 9: Marketing
votes: 1
Option 10: LF mentor?
votes: 0
Option 11: All/None of the above
votes: 5
Option 12: Perfect coording
votes: 0
Humble n00bs and others in the galaxy.
Being reincarned as Horngrim III from sphere 26, alpha 23 I recently discovered during my 23 earth year something called discordianism.
After digging in some mental feeds and letting myself a product of OM in various areas, my own battlestation is finally digging its way through and is officially operational 23.3.07.
After suffering minor head injuries during OM, I seem to have lost my point of perception.
Has anyone seen iT?
As far as intrigued goes into metaphysical manifestation, I'm not sure I am here and am I waht?
having twinked the ed-gedeed(im sure u all know him) of my personality of man i lost sense of direction and in need of guidance. What is final step? What am O I O???
/A man is only as good as he twinketh
to the most beautiful!Hail Eris!
EDIT: -long lived twerp without exception
(http://rat-hunter.com/shotgun_dudes_2.jpg)
Holla dude, welcome to the forum. Seems to be quite an influx here of late, so make yourself at home!
Quote from: Horngrim III on March 22, 2007, 10:02:35 PM
Humble n00bs and others in the galaxy.
Being reincarned as Horngrim III from sphere 26, alpha 23 I recently discovered during my 23 earth year something called discordianism.
After digging in some mental feeds and letting myself a product of OM in various areas, my own battlestation is finally digging its way through and is officially operational 23.3.07.
After suffering minor head injuries during OM, I seem to have lost my point of perception.
Has anyone seen iT?
As far as intrigued goes into metaphysical manifestation, I'm not sure I am here and am I waht?
having twinked the ed-gedeed(im sure u all know him) of my personality of man i lost sense of direction and in need of guidance. What is final step? What am O I O???
/A man is only as good as he twinketh
to the most beautiful!Hail Eris!
EDIT: -long lived twerp without exception
Discordians are NOT welcome here.
perhaps
Change yuor avi - you look liek giggles. It's confusing me.
inhaling somewhat over 3000 toxins
the new kid in town about to make some buzz
with so many thoughts caught in one place
-cruise
i repeat myself, but you know how i hate unfinished deals
did you get it this time?
the spell:
it\'s typical now, isn\'t it?
the idea:
a second takes time
the curse:
undelivered
call IT
whatever...
did you get it this time?
that's not giggles?
i interpreted the OP as giggles getting hit over the head with a too large dosis of Operation Mindfuck and now talking the PINEAL23 jibberish?
though
1. i'd expect giggles to be immune to that
2. not nearly enough 23s
howdy new stranger, why must you be escaping your apostrophes?
gland O I O?
gravity PINEAL(penile) 23?
swee/t
corrupted OM
forget the countown
i feel unbelged.
hurts hurts hurts
no meme, no scheme, no talk of none
Telltale sign it's not Giggles: lower case letters
3 newbs in one day? Sweet, we must be getting trolled!
Quote from: Horngrim III on March 22, 2007, 10:46:50 PM
gland O I O?
gravity PINEAL(penile) 23?
swee/t
corrupted OM
forget the countown
i feel unbelged.
hurts hurts hurts
no meme, no scheme, no talk of none
Is this what the entire forum would be like now if "they" had won?
I'm scared...
create something i have not
and retreat
EDIT: -and hit me hard
Quote from: Horngrim III on March 22, 2007, 10:55:03 PM
create something i have not
and retreat
Aw, fukkit.
Fnord?
:troll:
Quote from: davedim on March 22, 2007, 10:51:20 PM
Quote from: Horngrim III on March 22, 2007, 10:46:50 PM
gland O I O?
gravity PINEAL(penile) 23?
swee/t
corrupted OM
forget the countown
i feel unbelged.
hurts hurts hurts
no meme, no scheme, no talk of none
Is this what the entire forum would be like now if "they" had won?
I'm scared...
Suggest defend yuorself with brand new, hideously scary AVI
come on big davy, I haven't shat my pance at your 'face' for ages!
for the sweetness of the unconditioned
be my balm and soothness
grea´se
unarmed by choass?©
(comp downtime, final step before battlestation is fully operational: contributions unwelcome)
no, im going down, uknown befc rboot
lol pineal glands 23
ive always liked 8-ball, are there 23 balls in that?
my semi-vertical lense is pale yellow.
what have me 'way that I'm a demon?
unorganized...see u in the next decade or so, which is rougly a month
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/50yardstare.jpg)
:lulz:
Hehe.
He's a troll.
(http://home.comcast.net/~incubus52/troll.jpg)
Actually guys, his IP is unique.
Pity his schtick aint :lulz:
how do you catch a unique rabbit?
unique up on it
how do you catch a tame rabbit?
the tame way, unique up on it
Damn you and all who sail in you :emo:
Quote from: Cain on March 23, 2007, 08:58:29 AM
Actually guys, his IP is unique.
Srsly?
Then who is he, if not GIGGLES?
Eric?
OSHI-
:eek:
This entire thread needs more tentacles.
(http://www.environment.gov.au/cgi-tmp/sbank_380i.jfif)
Don't pretend you aren't all trolls.
Quote from: LMNO on March 23, 2007, 11:58:35 AM
This entire thread needs more tentacles.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/orbital%20occipital/rapemotivational.jpg)
A thought:
Let's stop calling troll at the newbie influx. I'd really like them to troll us and they're going to get scared and run away.
Also, they're not trolls.
Also, who gives a stuff if they are? Oh teh noes, I mean some of us wrote the book on the subject ("Trolling for Morans", available at Amazon). People have a tendency to treat trolling like its the nuclear weapon of the internet, whereas in fact its normally quite dull.
fair enough
Quote from: LMNO on March 23, 2007, 11:58:35 AM
This entire thread needs more tentacles.
(http://www.environment.gov.au/cgi-tmp/sbank_380i.jfif)
looks a bit like scrid's cousin, jeff.
I figured it was a relative of Prof Cram's, due to the fake moustache.
Quote from: LMNO on March 23, 2007, 04:25:10 PM
I figured it was a relative of Prof Cram's, due to the fake moustache.
maybe prof cram is related to scrid's cousin jeff?
maybe prof cram is Scrid Incarnate
CRAMULOUS, I AM YOUR FATHER.
\
(http://www.environment.gov.au/cgi-tmp/sbank_380i.jfif)
Shocking Episode V Revelations ITT.
y'know, that might explain the amount of Star Wars avatars he's been rocking lately.
Quote from: Horngrim III on March 22, 2007, 10:02:35 PM
Humble n00bs and others in the galaxy.
Being reincarned as Horngrim III from sphere 26, alpha 23 I recently discovered during my 23 earth year something called discordianism.
After digging in some mental feeds and letting myself a product of OM in various areas, my own battlestation is finally digging its way through and is officially operational 23.3.07.
After suffering minor head injuries during OM, I seem to have lost my point of perception.
Has anyone seen iT?
As far as intrigued goes into metaphysical manifestation, I'm not sure I am here and am I waht?
having twinked the ed-gedeed(im sure u all know him) of my personality of man i lost sense of direction and in need of guidance. What is final step? What am O I O???
/A man is only as good as he twinketh
to the most beautiful!Hail Eris!
EDIT: -long lived twerp without exception
Kill yourself and fuck the body.
Quote from: LMNO on March 23, 2007, 04:32:05 PM
CRAMULOUS, I AM YOUR FATHER.
\
(http://www.environment.gov.au/cgi-tmp/sbank_380i.jfif)
Nooooooooooo! (http://starwarsnoooos.ytmnd.com/)
Urghh.
Thread.
Urrrrghghhh.
Quote from: Horngrim III on March 22, 2007, 10:02:35 PM
Humble n00bs and others in the galaxy.
Being reincarned as Horngrim III from sphere 26, alpha 23 I recently discovered during my 23 earth year something called discordianism.
After digging in some mental feeds and letting myself a product of OM in various areas, my own battlestation is finally digging its way through and is officially operational 23.3.07.
After suffering minor head injuries during OM, I seem to have lost my point of perception.
Has anyone seen iT?
As far as intrigued goes into metaphysical manifestation, I'm not sure I am here and am I waht?
having twinked the ed-gedeed(im sure u all know him) of my personality of man i lost sense of direction and in need of guidance. What is final step? What am O I O???
/A man is only as good as he twinketh
to the most beautiful!Hail Eris!
EDIT: -long lived twerp without exception
You are expendable.
oh, someone said my name and even called me a troll. I'm trilled as what I am not.
expenditure is a costume
get forgiven pps!
Sidelined:
I'm not sure im getting what i asked from u guys!:D
Quote from: Horngrim III on March 26, 2007, 05:06:45 PM
oh, someone said my name and even called me a troll. I'm trilled as what I am not.
expenditure is a costume
get forgiven pps!
Sidelined:
I'm not sure im getting what i asked from u guys!:D
ZOMG!23PINEALEATYOURNOSELAWOF5S!!!1111leventyone!11
There. Happy now?
nope, thats not the one, im not to fond of those, since i can't readem...
Quote from: Horngrim III on March 26, 2007, 05:06:45 PM
oh, someone said my name and even called me a troll. I'm trilled as what I am not.
expenditure is a costume
get forgiven pps!
Sidelined:
I'm not sure im getting what i asked from u guys!:D
I'll try and make this as simple as I can - say something that makes sense or fuck off :argh!:
now i truly am lost(did u get it?)
:p
Quote from: Horngrim III on March 26, 2007, 05:29:14 PM
now i truly am lost(did u get it?)
:p
"u"
Oh, shit.
Look, you just stay up here in Principia Discussion, while those of us with a shift key get our monkey on down in Apple Talk, mmkay?
obviously I'm very lazy as for my art project troll "u", "you're, "your" or whichever of those u might prefer to use where You are in the world.
I'd like people to answer my simple poll on what I'm actually doing/not doing here.
And then and just then when I'm satisfied with the outcome i might reveal what i meant with what I am or not.
or kill myself:p
Ps. Note my laziness in all aspects of my writings as they seem to shift.
Thank You, and Me and then re-read post number one of mine selectively and decide what am i really doing here!
Im forgiven:=)
Quote from: Horngrim III on March 26, 2007, 05:44:48 PM
obviously I'm very lazy as for my art project troll "u", "you're, "your" or whichever of those u might prefer to use where You are in the world.
I'd like people to answer my simple poll on what I'm actually doing/not doing here.
And then and just then when I'm satisfied with the outcome i might reveal what i meant with what I am or not.
or kill myself:p
Ps. Note my laziness in all aspects of my writings as they seem to shift.
Thank You, and Me and then re-read post number one of mine selectively and decide what am i really doing here!
Im forgiven:=)
Nope. No polling data for you. Come back next year.
TGRR,
Demographics Nazi.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/50yardstare.jpg)
reposted for eXtreme pertinence
Yo, if you want us to pay attention you gotta play by the social rules. I'm normally cool with weird stupid random shit but I can't understand a single fucking one of your posts. Just 'cause this is a Discordian board doesn't mean we eat up dada bullshit.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 26, 2007, 05:51:57 PM
Just 'cause this is a Discordian board doesn't mean we eat up dada bullshit.
THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.
ah well, nothing left to do but kill myself then. maybe i have grown for next reincarnation:p
Quote from: Horngrim III on March 26, 2007, 06:01:40 PM
ah well, nothing left to do but kill myself then. maybe i have grown for next reincarnation:p
Remember to get next of kin to post it on youtube or it nevar happened
Quote from: Horngrim III on March 26, 2007, 06:01:40 PM
ah well, nothing left to do but kill myself then. maybe i have grown for next reincarnation:p
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/luvurmoma/rippy_the_razor.jpg)
(http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/1503/50ignorehp8.jpg)
fixt
Quote from: triple zero on March 26, 2007, 06:22:33 PM
(http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/1503/50ignorehp8.jpg)
fixt
That needs to be an emot.
just keep a bookmark on it and use it next time it's appropriate, i think it's a bit large for an emoticon and Cain seems busy running the board on his own
God damn this fucker is annoying.
I do not need to quote the [censored] methods file.
Wrist cutting is regarded as so emo and so not effective.
Better methods exist, but laws prohibit my discussion of them.
If it is suicide you truly desire, I wish you luck in your efforts for you do not need me to point the way.
Quote from: saint aini on March 27, 2007, 05:13:01 AM
I do not need to quote the [censored] methods file.
Wrist cutting is regarded as so emo and so not effective.
Better methods exist, but laws prohibit my discussion of them.
If it is suicide you truly desire, I wish you luck in your efforts for you do not need me to point the way.
Did anyone ask? :lulz:
Quote from: Idem on March 27, 2007, 05:17:00 AM
Quote from: saint aini on March 27, 2007, 05:13:01 AM
I do not need to quote the [censored] methods file.
Wrist cutting is regarded as so emo and so not effective.
Better methods exist, but laws prohibit my discussion of them.
If it is suicide you truly desire, I wish you luck in your efforts for you do not need me to point the way.
Did anyone ask? :lulz:
Does it really matter?
I don't want anyone cutting their wrists because it's a waste of a razorblade.
Reconnected and Forgiven!
(getforgiven.com)
according to the Principia:
"If you want in on the Discordian Society
then declare yourself what you wish
do what you like
and tell us about it
or
if you prefer
don't. "
I think I declared what I wish for in my opening statement on this forum:D
i am hereby also quoting:
"Some never do explain. "
,Äî marginalia from Principia Discordia, page 00032
it should be obvious what I'm actually doing here, or maybe not if I'm not really here
in short:
looking for partner in crime(mentoring/OM projects)
how to get past 23(pineal) before I turn 24
yeah, im a noob, so what?what so?
*melatoninelevels dropping*
Just because you declared something or read something does not mean we have to accept you.
Consider also from our most holy book, which I would not hesitate to use as toilet paper (despite it being stamped contrary to that purpose) comes from the Pentabarf:
QuoteA Discordian is prohibited from believing what he reads.
I call spambot:
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Prove yourself worthy by a serious demonstration.
Then we might consider you.
Browse the archives.
You might not want to put that link out again.
Otherwise, have a happy go fuck yourself and die saturday.
that is absolutely true and not so true as it's true.
equally they both are correct!
proven to myself I have my own cabal
i love frogs!
Quote from: Horngrim III on April 07, 2007, 03:27:58 PM
that is absolutely true and not so true as it's true.
equally they both are correct!
proven to myself I have my own cabal
i love frogs!
what
Wholly jeebus etc etc. Hes trying to yank peoples chains by being obtuse. I think there is little Komedy value here. Oh well.
~~~Jaded. But optimistic.
what kind of obtuse?
1. not quick or alert in perception, feeling, or intellect; not sensitive or observant; dull.
2. not sharp, acute, or pointed; blunt in form.
3. (of a leaf, petal, etc.) rounded at the extremity.
4. indistinctly felt or perceived, as pain or sound
Payne: Accepted as worthy
YUO: Go :emo:
i consider that a compliment, thank you!
Hey Horngrim...
We're really glad you've just read the Principia and want to get into it. REALLY glad even. In many Discordian circles it's proper form to be as zany, weird, random, nonsensical as possible. Around here though the crowd is kinda jaded to that. If you lurk through the boards a bit (which I HIGHLY reccommend) you'll find that though "high weirdness" and "high madness" is not really our tone. Coherency (with numerous exceptions) is.
One of the themes present on these forums is an abandonment of the Principia Discordia. It's awesome, to be sure, but we're trying to get past the humor and weirdness and get to the meat of it.
If you're new to the scene, you might also enjoy 23ae.com
Professor Cramulus
srlsy not new...
a :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll:
troll circle *end*
now go die on saturdays
Quote from: Horngrim III on April 07, 2007, 05:00:01 PM
troll circle *end*
now go die on saturdays
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/shit_sandwich.gif)
Jesus christ you guys have a by the book routine and then flame the new guy for being unoriginal (and being ignorant to your shtick)...
I love it!!!
I'm officially entertained for the moment. :argh!: :mrgreen:
:pow:
wow 4 votes
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 10, 2007, 11:23:42 AM
Jesus christ you guys have a by the book routine and then flame the new guy for being unoriginal (and being ignorant to your shtick)...
I love it!!!
I'm officially entertained for the moment. :argh!: :mrgreen:
Shut your piehole, shithead. Nobody wants your opinion.
Thx.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 10, 2007, 11:23:42 AM
Jesus christ you guys have a by the book routine and then flame the new guy for being unoriginal (and being ignorant to your shtick)...
I love it!!!
I'm officially entertained for the moment. :argh!: :mrgreen:
As much as I'd like to agree with you, TGRR has sent my brain the command to hate you instead.
oddly, my psychic-interference-receptors are not registering quite as much objection to this as you'd expect if i didn't already want you to choke on your mother's overinflated strap-on cock. o well. still tgrr's fault, i'm sure.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 10, 2007, 11:23:42 AM
Jesus christ you guys have a by the book routine and then flame the new guy for being unoriginal (and being ignorant to your shtick)...
I love it!!!
I'm officially entertained for the moment. :argh!: :mrgreen:
Right now there are two egos, battling for my opinion. Yours and TGGR's
Why do I side with the good rev? Is he more powerful jedi than you?
Hang on ... there's another ego in this picture. A real sinister fucker called 'Cybin'
He wants me to laugh and poke fun. I try to resist but he's too strong ...
Heh - asshole! :lulz:
So fucking stupid...
It's almost shocking...
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 10, 2007, 11:07:15 PM
So fucking stupid...
It's almost shocking...
and therein lies the fail.
in the 60's, the PD was so fucking stupid it
was shocking.
so close, and yet somehow not even in the same galaxy.
At least in the 60s it was an original schtick.
I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD (http://img166.exs.cx/img166/8400/pedobear6lp.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on April 10, 2007, 11:16:11 PM
At least in the 60s it was an original schtick.
And then in the 90's SJ had to tack on some of his readers inane High Weirdness. Though, in fairness, a couple of the additions weren't all that bad.
and in the what year iT was?
:argh!:
stop whining u fucks and eat my sunglasses to stop the heartburn!
Quote from: Horngrim III on April 15, 2007, 02:22:13 PM
and in the what year iT was?
:argh!:
stop whining u fucks and eat my sunglasses to stop the heartburn!
Surrealism sounds like it would be funny, but it's not. :|
Oh, and that "u for you" shit has got to stop.
This isn't Gaia online, kid. Learn to type like the big boys do.
Quote from: Horngrim III on April 15, 2007, 02:22:13 PM
and in the what year iT was?
:argh!:
stop whining u fucks and eat my sunglasses to stop the heartburn!
what
Is this twat still around??
I thought I was bad when I came on, but JEZUZ.
nah, im not really here, i think
what's the difference, really?
i probably fuck better by thinking than being:D
Quote from: Horngrim III on April 24, 2007, 04:59:26 PM
nah, im not really here, i think
what's the difference, really?
ah, so you're more the creative and philosophical type?
Quote from: Horngrim III on April 24, 2007, 04:59:26 PM
i probably fuck better by thinking than being:D
oh, and funny too!
SAD!!!!11!1!!!!2"
Quote from: Horngrim III on April 24, 2007, 04:59:26 PM
nah, im not really here, i think
what's the difference, really?
i probably fuck better by thinking than being:D
I think you would fuck better with a barstool to the head.
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on April 24, 2007, 08:48:41 PM
Quote from: Horngrim III on April 24, 2007, 04:59:26 PM
nah, im not really here, i think
what's the difference, really?
i probably fuck better by thinking than being:D
I think you would fuck better with a barstool to the head.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=10125.150
Quote from: LMNO on April 24, 2007, 08:52:07 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on April 24, 2007, 08:48:41 PM
Quote from: Horngrim III on April 24, 2007, 04:59:26 PM
nah, im not really here, i think
what's the difference, really?
i probably fuck better by thinking than being:D
I think you would fuck better with a barstool to the head.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=10125.150
I know I know, barstool experiment doesn't advocate violence. I was merely noting his statement as something similar to the discussion in the barstool experiment and taking the occasion to bash on a newb, all in one.
Read TBE thread over again this morning, actually.
i did iT!
Thank you all very much!:D :evil:
Hooray!
Quote from: Horngrim III on September 04, 2008, 10:29:31 PM
i did iT!
Thank you all very much!:D :evil:
Don't thank me; I was hoping for the worst.