Principia Discordia

Welcome to the 50 Post Roast of Ambassador KLOK KAOS!

Be Brutal.  Sink your teeth in.  Reduce what is left to ash.

I promise to read the posts, click all the links (please don't link me to viruses and other dangers), be a good sport, and keep my mouth shut the whole time.  I'll leave this open for a week and make and then make a closing statement at which point the mods can kill the thread at any time.  Be creative, go nuts, be mean if you feel you really have to. 
Put your money where your mouth is, earn/prove/reinforce your reputation and enjoy the party!

Ambassador KLOK KAOS

FLAME ON!

You are a talented, polite young man.

your website is delightful and i look forward to reading your future contributions

I feel sexually attracted to your man sweat

thing about the 50 post rule is, if you're still waiting for the flames to start when you hit 50, they're probably not coming.

I think the Ambassador should be given assmin status and have his avatar appear on the top of the site.

I think you're a delightful person, and that everybody here would agree with me.

Your site is fucking brilliant, too.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2007, 11:16:45 PM
I think the Ambassador should be given assmin status and have his avatar appear on the top of the site.

That would be win.

Quote from: Idem on March 26, 2007, 12:02:16 AM
I think you're a delightful person, and that everybody here would agree with me.

Your site is fucking brilliant, too.

I want him to fuck my sister.

OH LAWD   :lulz:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2007, 12:09:49 AM

Quote from: Idem on March 26, 2007, 12:02:16 AM
I think you're a delightful person, and that everybody here would agree with me.

Your site is fucking brilliant, too.

I want him to fuck my sister.

can i too?

Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on March 26, 2007, 03:29:32 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2007, 12:09:49 AM

Quote from: Idem on March 26, 2007, 12:02:16 AM
I think you're a delightful person, and that everybody here would agree with me.

Your site is fucking brilliant, too.

I want him to fuck my sister.

can i too?

(http://gods4suckers.net/images/dumbass-jpg_thumb.jpg)

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 25, 2007, 09:59:14 PM
Welcome to the 50 Post Roast of Ambassador KLOK KAOS!

Be Brutal.  Sink your teeth in.  Reduce what is left to ash.

:lulz:

Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on March 26, 2007, 03:29:32 AM
can i too?

Please see Full Metal Jacket and come back.

You need to use this key more:

(http://tccp.ca/images/enter-key.png)


Other than that, I can't tell if you're an asshole idiot or not.


Yet.

Keep posting, and I'm sure we'll figure it out.

This thread needs more pics

And tentacles.

Lots and lots of tentacles

How about a little of both?

(http://www.geocities.com/kilbia/nohentai.jpg)

Over nine thousand tentacles

Quote from: LMNO on March 26, 2007, 03:21:24 PM
You need to use this key more:

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Other than that, I can't tell if you're an asshole idiot or not.


Yet.

Keep posting, and I'm sure we'll figure it out.

yeah to be honest AKK I would have read more of your posts if they had paragraph breaks.

At least you're not trying so hard to "get it" like Lys was.  :p

Done:
(http://www.norbizness.com/archives/bizarro2.jpg)

and done:
(http://www.foodscience.afisc.csiro.au/pr/squidOnPlate_med.jpg)

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 26, 2007, 01:31:47 PM

Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on March 26, 2007, 03:29:32 AM
can i too?

Please see Full Metal Jacket and come back.

We're getting old, dude.

Hey, I'm still young, you old coot.

I just know my classics.
Plus I think it's a law that you have to see it to be a Marine.

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 27, 2007, 07:56:25 AM
Hey, I'm still young, you old coot.

I just know my classics.
Plus I think it's a law that you have to see it to be a Marine.

That's not a classic yet.

"The Boys in Company C" is a classic.  FMJ needs another 10 years.

I believe in instant classics.
R. Lee Ermey's "performance", made it one in my book.

ATTN: AMBASSADOR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emqg01qGD7o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emqg01qGD7o)

Quote from: Idem on March 28, 2007, 04:58:20 AM
ATTN: AMBASSADOR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emqg01qGD7o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emqg01qGD7o)

I sided with the cops on that one.

But that's just me.

Discordian Peace Ambassadors can't fight for shit.

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 07:36:26 AM
Discordian Peace Ambassadors can't fight for shit.

Discordian nothing.  He was just another crazed hobo.

I was being facecious.

Did you see the headline on the video?
It calls him a Discordian Peace Ambassador.

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 07:40:01 AM
I was being facecious.

Did you see the headline on the video?
It calls him a Discordian Peace Ambassador.

I AM A DISCORDIAN ASSBASSADOR.

Because I say so.

Now, you do realize that the "man" in this film represents the ultimate end of all druggie discordians, right?

Mine will be much more violent.

Like I said, that guy couldn't fight.

Wow, the guy may have acted a bit harshly, but in no way do I think it warrented the actions of the policeman. Seriousy, it's halarious when the policeman decides to attack,
"PEACE FOR MAN KIND"
                     \
                :hippie:
*TASER*
"You forced me to do that"

Yup, going to jail for assault, now that's halarious.

Yeah, I know, he was acting like a complete idiot, there was probably a much better way to handle that situation, like, I dunno, talking to the officer with a smile on his face explaining to him he was on his peace walk or something, instead of causing a bunch of complaints and acting like a madman in front of the officer, so he really brought it on himself, but it just goes to show how on edge policemen can be.

Here it comes...

Quote from: Lysergic on March 28, 2007, 08:13:38 AM
Wow, the guy may have acted a bit harshly, but in no way do I think it warrented the actions of the policeman. Seriousy, it's halarious when the policeman decides to attack,
"PEACE FOR MAN KIND"
                     \
                :hippie:
*TASER*
"You forced me to do that"

Yup, going to jail for assault, now that's halarious.

Yeah, I know, he was acting like a complete idiot, there was probably a much better way to handle that situation, like, I dunno, talking to the officer with a smile on his face explaining to him he was on his peace walk or something, instead of causing a bunch of complaints and acting like a madman in front of the officer, so he really brought it on himself, but it just goes to show how on edge policemen can be.

You don't know the fucking half of it.

YOU try dealing with meth heads every day, and then run into that freak, and see what YOU do.  

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 08:16:30 AM
Here it comes...

GEE, MISTER THE POLICEMANS!  WHY DIDN'T YOU BE NICE TO THE RAVING LUNATIC WHO PROBABLY HAS A HEAD FULL OF CRANK AND A SHARPENED SCREWDRIVER IN HIS BACK POCKET?  YOU SO MEAN!

I thought you were going to be a bit harsher.

Lys, my father and many of my friends were cops. I have worked various types of security jobs, and i've had psychotic episodes.

You can't reason with these types. You can't just say "OK, move along buddy." You subdue.

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 08:23:04 AM
I thought you were going to be a bit harsher.

Lys, my father and many of my friends were cops. I have worked various types of security jobs, and i've had psychotic episodes.

You can't reason with these types. You can't just say "OK, move along buddy." You subdue.

It was a long shift, and I'm tired.  Besides, I pointlessly hassled a few dumbasses, so I met my asshat quota.

Gee, all I'm saying is, it's an interesting reflection of the world we live in. I don't blame the cop for acting like he did, nor do I blame the high hippy. The situation could have been handled much better on BOTH sides, we're just living in an age of fear where we all have to lock up our doors and not go out at night time and don't make friends with the neighbours because they could be deranged lunatics, so those kinds of actions aren't surprising.

This is why the world needs to change.

I'm not on either side of the fence here, things I find funny are that the cop brought him down when he was shouting "peace for man kind", that he's probably being charged for assault even though he never threw a punch, he was just acting like a complete idiot.
And he called the guy goerge bush and the man felt offended. That's a good one.

End of the day, hippy = a lot to learn when handling the "authorities" and policeman = thinks hes doing the right thing.

Quote from: Lysergic on March 28, 2007, 09:02:27 AM
policeman = thinks hes doing the right thing.

Policeman = doesn't care.

Just saying.

Policeman is paid to subdue the hippy

Policeman's personal agenda is not to get stabbed with aids needle or otherwise molested.

Policeman bootcamp understand this and train in effective methods of subduing fuckheads.

IMO the policeman in this vid went by the numbers - that's how to safely diffuse an idiot.

Quote from: SillyCybin on March 28, 2007, 10:00:48 AM
Policeman is paid to subdue the hippy

Policeman's personal agenda is not to get stabbed with aids needle or otherwise molested.

Policeman bootcamp understand this and train in effective methods of subduing fuckheads.

IMO the policeman in this vid went by the numbers - that's how to safely diffuse an idiot.

Thats why I say the policeman thinks he's doing the right thing... it's not "normal" to deal with weirdo who isn't violent, you get a non-violent weirdo in front of you acting like all the violent ones and *bang* into subdue mode.

Quote from: Lysergic on March 28, 2007, 10:24:26 AM

Quote from: SillyCybin on March 28, 2007, 10:00:48 AM
Policeman is paid to subdue the hippy

Policeman's personal agenda is not to get stabbed with aids needle or otherwise molested.

Policeman bootcamp understand this and train in effective methods of subduing fuckheads.

IMO the policeman in this vid went by the numbers - that's how to safely diffuse an idiot.

Thats why I say the policeman thinks he's doing the right thing... it's not "normal" to deal with weirdo who isn't violent, you get a non-violent weirdo in front of you acting like all the violent ones and *bang* into subdue mode.

He was gesticulating wildly, shouting and then he threw his cigarette at the cop's feet. That was aggressive body language. Srsly - I've hospitalised people for less. Plus the cop was asked to be there by the restaurant who claimed he was hassling people.

For the record, the cop didn't even do much.
Thrown down and cuffed? That's nothing.

That cop was being saintly.

I completely agree- he was acting agressively, theres no doubt about it.
But still, he got him when he was saying "PEACE FOR MANKIND".

Don't tell me that is not funny.

It just seemed relevant to this thread, actually.

Was kinda funny tho

Quote from: Lysergic on March 28, 2007, 03:51:38 PM
I completely agree- he was acting agressively, theres no doubt about it.
But still, he got him when he was saying "PEACE FOR MANKIND".

Don't tell me that is not funny.

I agree that violence is funny.

What about a lot of violence?

Depends.

Super Bowl or soccer riots? Hilarious.

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 03:55:25 PM

Quote from: Lysergic on March 28, 2007, 03:51:38 PM
I completely agree- he was acting agressively, theres no doubt about it.
But still, he got him when he was saying "PEACE FOR MANKIND".

Don't tell me that is not funny.

I agree that violence is funny.

In essence, thats all I really wanted to say.
He deserved what he got. He needs to learn a little more about the "thinking" side of discordianism, act like a mad man in front of someone who in his mind has more authority over you doesn't help a situation. It obviously started to dawn on him he should stop acting like a dick once he was in cuffs and was in the police vehicle.

I suppose also, the more I think about it, a "walk for peace" could drive a man to insanity in some ways.

Um, unless I missed something, he wasn't really a discordian.
The poster was being cute.

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 03:58:22 PM
Depends.

Super Bowl or soccer riots? Hilarious.

No, more violence than that.

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 04:06:43 PM
Um, unless I missed something, he wasn't really a discordian.
The poster was being cute.

Yeah, wasn't Discordian.

Just some guy who wanted peace and got arrested for some reason.   :lulz:

Mass scale is fine, but it depends.

Assault on Normandy? No, guns aren't fun.

The municipal water source spiked with PCP. Yeah.

I like violence that can be recovered from in under a month (unless the party is deserving of more).

Curses!  You avoided falling into my clever trap.

9/11?

Saw it a mile away.

Nice try.

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 04:06:43 PM
Um, unless I missed something, he wasn't really a discordian.
The poster was being cute.

It says "See well-known and respected Discordian Peace Ambassador, Fritz Kopfkrank (L.S.D., S.T.P., G.B.H., Miskatonic Uni.)" so hes even got some sort of name for his "cabal" is the person who posted this knows what hes talking about.
I think thats enough to warrant this person considers himself a discordian... why else was he being taped?

Don't get me wrong though, I think you could be correct in assuming he knows nothing about disco and is just another random, and whoever posted this is just being cute,  but my suspicions tell me otherwise.

Are you high?

That was from COPS.

hunter I don't think COPS is an institution down in Australia as it is here in North America

It's Lysergic.  I'm pretty sure he's high.

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 04:22:38 PM
Are you high?

That was from COPS.

My God, I know, that's what I was thinking.   :lulz:

Yeah, it was from COPS.  Some guy (Prolly a 23fnord) put other crap on the screen.

I figured it was everywhere now.

I'm thinking it's the smoke, because if watch on, it shows the cop talking to his seargent along with a caption saying "Sgt Wadboy" (or whatever).
I wouldn't thinks it's a buddy of the bearded guy filming.

Also if you notice it aint filmed on handycam and, even if it was, I doubt the guys peer group has access to even that cheap crap. Unless it was another bumfights stunt.

No for you non North Americans
Its COPS the TV series
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COPS_(TV_Series)
the pinnicale of American culture

At least yours has decent action in. Teh pinnacle of uk culture is celebrity big brother - 12 vacuous z-list nobodies sitting in a house being bored for the cameras.

Yawn.
Over here celebrities become cops for TV.
Then get arrested 2 weeks later on domestic charges.

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 04:22:38 PM
Are you high?

That was from COPS.

Actually, I'm drunk and going to bed now.
Whatever it was it sure was fucking funny.

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 05:07:04 PM
Yawn.
Over here celebrities become cops for TV.
Then get arrested 2 weeks later on domestic charges.

Oh God, you saw that show too?

Btw those people were hardly celebrities.

Ok, trying to find "Fritz Kopfkrank" on the net anywhere gets me nothing but the youtube video and someones myspace thats got nothing to do with him.

You guys were right and I was a gullable dupe.
It's just another fucking hobo.

Quote from: Lysergic on March 29, 2007, 08:32:28 AM
Ok, trying to find "Fritz Kopfkrank" on the net anywhere gets me nothing but the youtube video and someones myspace thats got nothing to do with him.

You guys were right and I was a gullable dupe.
It's just another fucking hobo.

That's a great gag.

But I think we could do it better.

Is there any stock footage of Jeffry Dahmer?

also "kopfkrank" means head-disease, or funny-in-the-head in German.

Miskatonic Uni. is another giveaway (Lovecraft reference)

though of course, if it was a discordian that could have been his fake made-up sainthood pope name or whatever.

Quote from: triple zero on March 29, 2007, 10:21:21 AM
also "kopfkrank" means head-disease, or funny-in-the-head in German.

Miskatonic Uni. is another giveaway (Lovecraft reference)

though of course, if it was a discordian that could have been his fake made-up sainthood pope name or whatever.

Precisely what made me think it was so legit. I also knew what Kopfkrank meant as well, being half german and all.

 :argh!:

Use that shit when trolling fundies plz

:lulz:

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"we do not see the world as it is.  we see the world as we are" (Talmud)

I had intentions of originally making my closing statement high energy and humorous, however I've decided otherwise to avoid superior examples of asshattery that would indeffinently follow.  Instead I have decided to take a more direct approach, though I am fairly confident that this in no way constitutes insurance against people proving how much of a jack ass they can be in concerns to this closing statement.

It was a fine roast indeed.  I didn't get quite what I'd hoped for, though much progress was made from my vantage point at any rate.

Though the roasting did not take place here it can be highlighted in several threads such as:

TGRR's Least fit monkey theory, RBG's final piece to noobs, My own How to catch a fish in three easy steps, and DD's ATTN AKK.

there are more examples of course, but these would prove to be the reads with most content IMO.

I had a varied experience on my end ranging from falling out of my chair with laughter to shaking my head in dismay.

During this roast I've accumulated all sorts of per names and titles both amusing and less than.  For the record I don't claim (seriously) to be anything but my self and consider myself the world's foremost expert on one topic only, that being living my life the way that I do.

I've spent a sollid week jumping through hoops and entertaining, but now that bit is old.  I plan on spending a significantly less ammoutn of time in this area.

For the time being the mods have seen fit to allow the continueance of my account activity and so I shall continue post what I feel relavent.

It is my hope that I might attain more positive relations here, but even if I don't I am not really concerned.

To be clear, I never had any aspirations to be part of any sort of fraternal circle jerk or bandwagon, so not being well liked is not really a concern for me. 

Indeed I find value in opinions that contradict my own as they challenge me to question my own belief systems which is an excersize I enjoy.

I will continue to find value where and when I can in the content of posts as well as interactions of the other members and continue to post what I feel is vallid while I am permitted continued accessability.



All the best,

AKK

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 02, 2007, 07:16:37 AM
For the time being the mods have seen fit to allow the continueance of my account activity and so I shall continue post what I feel relavent.

You know, the less you post, the more relevant it will seem.

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 02, 2007, 07:16:37 AMFor the time being the mods have seen fit to allow the continueance of my account activity and so I shall continue to incessantly spam, troll and waste oxygen.

FTFY

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 02, 2007, 07:16:37 AM
"we do not see the world as it is.  we see the world as we are" (Talmud)

I had intentions of originally making my closing statement high energy and humorous, however I've decided otherwise to avoid superior examples of asshattery that would indeffinently follow.  Instead I have decided to take a more direct approach, though I am fairly confident that this in no way constitutes insurance against people proving how much of a jack ass they can be in concerns to this closing statement.

It was a fine roast indeed.  I didn't get quite what I'd hoped for, though much progress was made from my vantage point at any rate.

Though the roasting did not take place here it can be highlighted in several threads such as:

TGRR's Least fit monkey theory, RBG's final piece to noobs, My own How to catch a fish in three easy steps, and DD's ATTN AKK.

there are more examples of course, but these would prove to be the reads with most content IMO.

I had a varied experience on my end ranging from falling out of my chair with laughter to shaking my head in dismay.

During this roast I've accumulated all sorts of per names and titles both amusing and less than.  For the record I don't claim (seriously) to be anything but my self and consider myself the world's foremost expert on one topic only, that being living my life the way that I do.

I've spent a sollid week jumping through hoops and entertaining, but now that bit is old.  I plan on spending a significantly less ammoutn of time in this area.

For the time being the mods have seen fit to allow the continueance of my account activity and so I shall continue post what I feel relavent.

It is my hope that I might attain more positive relations here, but even if I don't I am not really concerned.

To be clear, I never had any aspirations to be part of any sort of fraternal circle jerk or bandwagon, so not being well liked is not really a concern for me. 

Indeed I find value in opinions that contradict my own as they challenge me to question my own belief systems which is an excersize I enjoy.

I will continue to find value where and when I can in the content of posts as well as interactions of the other members and continue to post what I feel is vallid while I am permitted continued accessability.



All the best,

AKK

tl;dr

AKK

Mods here cannot delete anyone.  Only myself, Lauren or ECH can and as boring and long winded as you are, I wont be made into a hypocrite and delete someone simply because I don't like them.  Its called free speech.  Try to learn about the concept.

Quote from: Cain on April 02, 2007, 02:37:57 PM
AKK

Mods here cannot delete anyone.  Only myself, Lauren or ECH can and as boring and long winded as you are, I wont be made into a hypocrite and delete someone simply because I don't like them.  Its called free speech.  Try to learn about the concept.

I understand the concept and appreciate your respect of free speech regardless of your reasons for it.

My acknowledgment that my account was still active was a general awareness statement and a tip of the hat to the enforcement of the free speech ideal.

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 02, 2007, 03:14:03 PM
I understand the concept and appreciate your respect of free speech regardless of your reasons for it.

Hold up. Explain.
I'm fucked up.
Are there bad reasons for free speech?

Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 02, 2007, 03:16:06 PM

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 02, 2007, 03:14:03 PM
I understand the concept and appreciate your respect of free speech regardless of your reasons for it.

Hold up. Explain.
I'm fucked up.
Are there bad reasons for free speech?

Maybe?

Not certain, but there are personal ones.

How one comes by a belief can have an impact on how deep it runs.  In this case, I was satisfied with the truth of Cain's statement before it was even made.

That's what I was getting at.

Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 02, 2007, 03:16:06 PM

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 02, 2007, 03:14:03 PM
I understand the concept and appreciate your respect of free speech regardless of your reasons for it.

Hold up. Explain.
I'm fucked up.
Are there bad reasons for free speech?

Yeah.  People can say bad things.
(copyright Tony Blair since 1997)

Man, you're a hateful son of a bitch.

I'm remembering why we got along in the first place....

Every time you lock a thread, god masturbates a republican kitten.

Or something. 

Either way, it will be allowed to stay unlocked.  I hope I've made my position clear.

Quote from: Cain on April 10, 2007, 10:34:09 PM
Every time you lock a thread, god masturbates a republican kitten.

Or something. 

Either way, it will be allowed to stay unlocked.  I hope I've made my position clear.

...erm... yuo want more longcat right?

I dont mind either way.  I just don't like someone being able to close a thread any time they feel without having to answer to anyone.  Its bullshit.  It should stay open, in case someone wants to post in it.  For whatever reason.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2007, 08:18:03 AM

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 08:16:30 AM
Here it comes...

GEE, MISTER THE POLICEMANS!  WHY DIDN'T YOU BE NICE TO THE RAVING LUNATIC WHO PROBABLY HAS A HEAD FULL OF CRANK AND A SHARPENED SCREWDRIVER IN HIS BACK POCKET?  YOU SO MEAN!

What about giving cops tranquilizer guns with appropriately dosed darts to subdue folks that are having psychotic episodes because of drugs.  That way its a hands off approach until the perp has enough thorazine (or whatever the latest tranq of choice is) to calm them enough to be taken in or admitted. 

Far easier to kill someone that way.  Allergic reactions, overdoses, problems of what the suspected perp already has in their system...not to mention the cost.

Quote from: HBOMB on April 10, 2007, 11:26:24 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2007, 08:18:03 AM

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 08:16:30 AM
Here it comes...

GEE, MISTER THE POLICEMANS!  WHY DIDN'T YOU BE NICE TO THE RAVING LUNATIC WHO PROBABLY HAS A HEAD FULL OF CRANK AND A SHARPENED SCREWDRIVER IN HIS BACK POCKET?  YOU SO MEAN!

What about giving cops tranquilizer guns with appropriately dosed darts to subdue folks that are having psychotic episodes because of drugs.  That way its a hands off approach until the perp has enough thorazine (or whatever the latest tranq of choice is) to calm them enough to be taken in or admitted. 

Well, there's several reasons:

1.  No tranquilizer is effective in a standard dose to any person outside of the weight range of the standard dose.  Too heavy, and they ignore it.  Too light, and they die.

2.  Tranquilizers take time.  You don't often have that time.

3.  Sometimes people just up and die when tranquilized, for no reason.  That means more paperwork for Roger, and I hate paperwork.

4.  Sometimes an asshole is just BEGGING to have their face kicked in.  Hell, that's one of the main reasons I took this job.

No, a beatdown is superior to meds.

And more fun!

TGRR:Driven by the lulz, amongst many other things.

Tranq = Fail.
In the time it took you to figure out how much thorazine I need, and for it to kick in, I would have killed about 4 cops.

Besides a little ass beating can heal.

Quote from: Payne on April 11, 2007, 07:54:12 AM
And more fun!

TGRR:Driven by the lulz, amongst many other things.

And the ability to drive 140MPH without going to jail.

And the flashy blue lights. And a veritble utility belt of the officers paraphenalia.

You get all the fun rev.  :lulz:

Quote from: Payne on April 12, 2007, 04:04:54 AM
And the flashy blue lights. And a veritble utility belt of the officers paraphenalia.

You get all the fun rev.  :lulz:

Until some judge throws out half my fucking tickets. :tgrr:

Just because some shit isn't technically illegal.

I just wish to point out, ITT, AKK is respected and admired while I am ridiculed and spat on.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I love how the tide changes.

Hold on...

I ridicule you constantly.

Ok, well, you just ridicule everyone anyway.  :x

Yes, but you get special attention.

Your shitty taste in music.
How you probably cry when you "make love".
Your overall poor decisions in life.
You didn't fuck a dwarf.
You're constantly strung out on drugs, and probably drool.

Man, I hate bumping an ASS thread, but this is fun.

 :lulz:

Dude, we're so going to have a drinking competition some day, and get ourselves into an angry drunken fight over who has the shittier taste in music.

And hey, at least a dwarf WANTED to fuck me.
You're so ugly I'm amazed your hand doesn't vomit in disgust after you jerk off to Furry porn.  :mrgreen:

OFUK  :aww:

Quote from: vexati0n on March 25, 2007, 11:16:06 PM
thing about the 50 post rule is, if you're still waiting for the flames to start when you hit 50, they're probably not coming.

ITT, I fail at predicting the future :(

Quote from: vexati0n on June 12, 2007, 03:18:22 PM

Quote from: vexati0n on March 25, 2007, 11:16:06 PM
thing about the 50 post rule is, if you're still waiting for the flames to start when you hit 50, they're probably not coming.

ITT, I fail at predicting the future :(

Hey, we can't always be right.

Oh wait, maybe me, but I don't count, I'm only ever wrong in hindsight, and seeing that I was wrong makes me right at the time and from then on.

Quote from: hunter s.durden on June 12, 2007, 01:49:42 PM
Yes, but you get special attention.

Your shitty taste in music.
How you probably cry when you "make love".
Your overall poor decisions in life.
You didn't fuck a dwarf.
You're constantly strung out on drugs, and probably drool.

Man, I hate bumping an ASS thread, but this is fun.

Damn, how do you remember all that stuff?

LMNO
-short-term forum memory is shot.

Quote from: LMNO on June 12, 2007, 03:38:19 PM

Quote from: hunter s.durden on June 12, 2007, 01:49:42 PM
Yes, but you get special attention.

Your shitty taste in music.
How you probably cry when you "make love".
Your overall poor decisions in life.
You didn't fuck a dwarf.
You're constantly strung out on drugs, and probably drool.

Man, I hate bumping an ASS thread, but this is fun.

Damn, how do you remember all that stuff?

LMNO
-short-term forum memory is shot.

Who needs a memory when you can just make shit up all the time?  :lulz:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2007, 12:09:49 AM

Quote from: Idem on March 26, 2007, 12:02:16 AM
I think you're a delightful person, and that everybody here would agree with me.

Your site is fucking brilliant, too.

I want him to fuck my sister.

So, honestly, how hot is your sister, Rog?

Quote from: hunter s.durden on June 12, 2007, 01:49:42 PM
Yes, but you get special attention.

Your shitty taste in music.
How you probably cry when you "make love".
Your overall poor decisions in life.
You didn't fuck a dwarf.
You're constantly strung out on drugs, and probably drool.

Man, I hate bumping an ASS thread, but this is fun.

You're just taking random qualities of humans in general and acting like they make Lys unique.

Nothing makes Lys unique except the tag with is initials his mom puts on his underwear.

Quote from: vexati0n on June 12, 2007, 03:45:15 PM

Quote from: hunter s.durden on June 12, 2007, 01:49:42 PM
Yes, but you get special attention.

Your shitty taste in music.
How you probably cry when you "make love".
Your overall poor decisions in life.
You didn't fuck a dwarf.
You're constantly strung out on drugs, and probably drool.

Man, I hate bumping an ASS thread, but this is fun.

You're just taking random qualities of humans in general and acting like they make Lys unique.

Nothing makes Lys unique except the tag with is initials his mom puts on his underwear.

:lulz:

Quote from: LMNO on June 12, 2007, 03:38:19 PM
Damn, how do you remember all that stuff?

LMNO
-short-term forum memory is shot.

I remember everything.
Everything.

for some reason I invision you having several scrap books piled on your computer desk, where you write it all down

"Hunter's Volumes of Hate"

Well, some people hate, and some people have scrapbooks full of hate.

Hunter is one.  Another one may be Roger, although his scrapbooks probably don't have girly pink lace around the edges.

Quote from: vexati0n on June 12, 2007, 03:59:09 PM
Well, some people hate, and some people have scrapbooks full of hate.

Hunter is one.  Another one may be Roger, although his scrapbooks probably don't have girly pink lace around the edges.

Actually, I think it would be so much more appropriate for TGRR to have the pink lace around his scrapbook of hate :D

Like, can you imagine on a scrapbook like that, written on the front: I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER  :lulz:

Oh I do.
Every slight.
Every remark.
All stored away in the rage bin.

I guarantee Roger does.
He still bitchs about things on here from 4 years ago.

Quote from: Lysergic on June 12, 2007, 04:02:04 PM

Actually, I think it would be so much more appropriate for TGRR to have the pink lace around his scrapbook of hate :D

oh thats going to go in the book

Roger is a god of vengeful hatred.

Its his portfolio (but it can be yours, if you slay him).

Quote from: Lysergic on June 12, 2007, 04:02:04 PM

Quote from: vexati0n on June 12, 2007, 03:59:09 PM
Well, some people hate, and some people have scrapbooks full of hate.

Hunter is one.  Another one may be Roger, although his scrapbooks probably don't have girly pink lace around the edges.

Actually, I think it would be so much more appropriate for TGRR to have the pink lace around his scrapbook of hate :D

Like, can you imagine on a scrapbook like that, written on the front: I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER  :lulz:

I want one! And to think I already have so much bitterness stored up just waiting to be anthologized...

-DC
Collecting projects to work on for the summer

(http://www.cwyohba.org/images/scrapbookrog.jpg)

Needs moar lace!

But nonetheless, :mittens:

It gives me that warm fuzzy feeling of impending murder. :D

Quote from: hunter s.durden on June 12, 2007, 03:54:22 PM
I remember everything.
Everything.

- "even the false things?"
- "even false things."
- "how can that be?"

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