My introduction.
Yowza! Im a total noob, having only read PD, very quickly, and a couple RAW bks while totally zonked.
My chat will be boring and inane.
I hail from Stonerhaven in Scotland, consider myself a drunken bum with various unsavoury addictions and habits, a speaker of shite and general waste of space.
Where N=Cabbage, I am N+1. Maybe.
Flame me....
Another Scot?
There goes the neighborhood.
Oh, and Hi. Welcome, and make yourself comfortable.
Check the Black Iron Prison forum to see what we're into these days.
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:00:12 PM
My introduction.
Yowza! Im a total noob, having only read PD, very quickly, and a couple RAW bks while totally zonked.
My chat will be boring and inane.
I hail from Stonerhaven in Scotland, consider myself a drunken bum with various unsavoury addictions and habits, a speaker of shite and general waste of space.
Where N=Cabbage, I am N+1. Maybe.
Flame me....
Actually, I don't find anything in your first post that annoys me. Its coherent, with complete sentences (for the most part), punctuation, good grammar, it doesn't ramble, and it has multiple return spaces.
Welcome to PD.com. Please do not feed the animals.
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/exodus.jpg)
if it helps, im actually the bearer of a canadian passport as well as the plague.
I only live here for my sins.
Welcome Payne!
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:00:12 PM
My chat will be boring and inane.
thank gawd. It'll be a pleasant change from the
sparkling gems of personality you'll find around here.
We annexed Canada years ago.
Quote from: davedim on March 28, 2007, 07:05:21 PM
We annexed Canada years ago.
They don't quite realize it yet though. We'll grind it into them eventually.
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 28, 2007, 07:06:28 PM
Quote from: davedim on March 28, 2007, 07:05:21 PM
We annexed Canada years ago.
They don't quite realize it yet though. We'll grind it into them eventually.
trust me... we don't notice much
welcome Payne
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 28, 2007, 07:05:03 PM
Welcome Payne!
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:00:12 PM
My chat will be boring and inane.
thank gawd. It'll be a pleasant change from the sparkling gems of personality you'll find around here. :p
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/STFURhett.jpg)
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:00:12 PM
My introduction.
Yowza! Im a total noob, having only read PD, very quickly, and a couple RAW bks while totally zonked.
My chat will be boring and inane.
I hail from Stonerhaven in Scotland, consider myself a drunken bum with various unsavoury addictions and habits, a speaker of shite and general waste of space.
Where N=Cabbage, I am N+1. Maybe.
Flame me....
Um. Where's the 23 jabbering?
23, blah blah blah, mystical 17 etc blah, 5 testicles on the right hand path of magic. blah.
personally, reading illuminatus trilogy while stoned turned me off all the numerology. that and jim carrey.
ANNOUNCER: ...And Payne gets another 3 points! Folks, this kid is just rocketing up the charts.
However, your screename reminds me of an extremely bad Wayans bros. movie.
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:27:55 PM
23, blah blah blah, mystical 17 etc blah, 5 testicles on the right hand path of magic. blah.
personally, reading illuminatus trilogy while stoned turned me off all the numerology. that and jim carrey.
:lulz: I like this kid!
Egad, we need to get Kaou Suu back to level out the Scot/New Englander ratio.
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:27:55 PM
23, blah blah blah, mystical 17 etc blah, 5 testicles on the right hand path of magic. blah.
personally, reading illuminatus trilogy while stoned turned me off all the numerology. that and jim carrey.
Welcome aboard, Payne. From zero to biped in 3 posts.
I think that's a record.
The Scottish Empire may or may not have been behind the ipbanz0rring of Kaou Suu
Now please to be leaving your landmass in an orderly fashion.
Quote from: LMNO on March 28, 2007, 07:36:32 PM
ANNOUNCER: ...And Payne gets another 3 points! Folks, this kid is just rocketing up the charts.
However, your screename reminds me of an extremely bad Wayans bros. movie.
Major Payne was the best movie of the 90s, you slob.
Quote from: LMNO on March 28, 2007, 07:36:32 PM
ANNOUNCER: ...And Payne gets another 3 points! Folks, this kid is just rocketing up the charts.
However, your screename reminds me of an extremely bad Wayans bros. movie.
Yeah I know, see the thing is, before i was gettin about this bitch, i checked it, and everyone has the total inter(mittant)net masks on, with mondo bizzaro names.
Payne is my actual IRL last name. And it sux like my sheep...
Heh. It's n00bs like this that keeps my sense of hope alive.
Dammit.
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:51:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 28, 2007, 07:36:32 PM
ANNOUNCER: ...And Payne gets another 3 points! Folks, this kid is just rocketing up the charts.
However, your screename reminds me of an extremely bad Wayans bros. movie.
Yeah I know, see the thing is, before i was gettin about this bitch, i checked it, and everyone has the total inter(mittant)net masks on, with mondo bizzaro names.
Payne is my actual IRL last name. And it sux like my sheep...
That won't do at all.
ADMINS! Change this guy's moniker to "Funnymadeupchurchname"
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:51:32 PM
Payne is my actual IRL last name. And it sux like my sheep...
Fuck me - yuo really are from Stonehaven then?
Hows the extra fingers working out for ya?
The extra finger was bitten off recently in an encounter involving real hot twins.
I was told goats will eat anything, but did i listen???
ROFL - Welcome to my board dude!
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 28, 2007, 08:00:08 PM
ROFL - Welcome to my board dude!
Is it your board this week?
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:51:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 28, 2007, 07:36:32 PM
ANNOUNCER: ...And Payne gets another 3 points! Folks, this kid is just rocketing up the charts.
However, your screename reminds me of an extremely bad Wayans bros. movie.
Yeah I know, see the thing is, before i was gettin about this bitch, i checked it, and everyone has the total inter(mittant)net masks on, with mondo bizzaro names.
Payne is my actual IRL last name. And it sux like my sheep...
Is your real first name Bach?
Oh, and the rest of you can fuck off. Thank you very much. :D
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 28, 2007, 08:04:22 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:51:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 28, 2007, 07:36:32 PM
ANNOUNCER: ...And Payne gets another 3 points! Folks, this kid is just rocketing up the charts.
However, your screename reminds me of an extremely bad Wayans bros. movie.
Yeah I know, see the thing is, before i was gettin about this bitch, i checked it, and everyone has the total inter(mittant)net masks on, with mondo bizzaro names.
Payne is my actual IRL last name. And it sux like my sheep...
Is your real first name Bach?
Oh, and the rest of you can fuck off. Thank you very much. :D
REMINDER: I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER.
pretty please???
tease.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 28, 2007, 08:07:58 PM
tease.
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n223/XCheeseIsGodX/Graphic%20Humor/ownedball.jpg)
Oh, and by the way. Welcome Mr. Payne. Pardon the lame funny. Deadline pressure and all that.
certified school yard chant, by the good folks of aberdeen, who know where its at.
Steven Payne went to spain,
in a chocolate aeroplane,
when he got back, his face was black,
this was the end of steven payne.
to be recited endlessly, with various orchestral sections. in place of percussion, a healthy kick to the kidneys will suffice.
meh! bother me not with this pocket calculator stuff.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 28, 2007, 08:09:42 PM
Oh, and by the way. Welcome Mr. Payne. Pardon the lame funny. Deadline pressure and all that.
quite all right old chap, pressure gets to us all 8)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2007, 08:01:01 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 28, 2007, 08:00:08 PM
ROFL - Welcome to my board dude!
Is it your board this week?
Scottish empire now own this board.
Scottish empire was my meme.
That makes this my board.
Please leave in an orderly fashion.
Payne, I don't like you, you're way too likable for a noob, you're getting the respect that I was hoping for when I first came to these boards.
Ah well, was my own stupid fucking fault anyway.
Welcome to the boards :mrgreen:
:lulz:
yeah we're going to accept Payne into our collective with no questions asked, basically just to piss off you, AKK, et al
Although iirc, Hunter did flame him before he had even posted.
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 03:34:14 PM
Fuck Payne.
He's a piece of shit.
Hunter- Will now roast n00bs before they even post once.
Preemptive n00b pwnage.
I was going to leave him alone after one post, but he's a Scot.
Hunter- knows the WMD's were in Glasgow all along.
you're my hero hunter.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 29, 2007, 03:39:23 PM
:lulz:
yeah we're going to accept Payne into our collective with no questions asked, basically just to piss off you, AKK, et al
Although iirc, Hunter did flame him before he had even posted.
I've accepted him because he isn't a DUMBASS.
The fact that this will piss KLOK ( :lulz: ) off is just an added benefit.
I'd like to make note to any n00bs that get fucked with:
I never got fucked with.
Hangero was awesome, he didn't get fucked with (I miss him).
I don't think the Prof. got it bad.
Basically if you're getting fucked with you're either a dumbass, or you barked up the wrong tree.(i.e. Rog, who knows the Five Point Palm Exploding n00bTechnique)
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 29, 2007, 05:52:45 PM
I'd like to make note to any n00bs that get fucked with:
I never got fucked with.
Hangero was awesome, he didn't get fucked with (I miss him).
I don't think the Prof. got it bad.
Basically if you're getting fucked with you're either a dumbass, or you barked up the wrong tree.(i.e. Rog, who knows the Five Point Palm Exploding n00bTechnique)
1. Actually, Hangero and I got into it, but I wouldn't call it being "fucked with". It was more personal.
2. The prof only got it at all because we thought the prof was an alt of a user that left a long time ago.
3. Or you just SAID something stupid early on. Or, worst case, you came here thinking you were gonna instruct us all on how to be Discordians. That always turns ugly.
Yeah I came in without too much hubbub. Some people made fun of my avatar for looking like a girl. *shrug* That's about it, really. The secret is that I spent a lot of time lurking and getting a feel for the board before I decided to start posting, so acclimating to the tone here wasn't too hard.
and uhhhh I lived happily ever after
EDIT: people thought I was an alt? hah, never knew that
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 29, 2007, 05:59:04 PM
EDIT: people thought I was an alt? hah, never knew that
It was your ability to make hilarious image files on demand.
We had a guy named Eric that could do that. Too bad he turned out to be a pedo.
I did a bit of research before i signed up in here. I read the threads pertaining to n00bs.
One analogy was some random desperate attention junky butting into your conversation at the boozer. I like this analogy, it makes perfect sense to me, cause its how I feel comin in here.
I'm not gonna do an ambassador Kaos and try to get involved or show how discordian I am. Im gonna use these first 50 posts to get my name known and ask pertinant questions. Then I'm gonna bone up on all the discussion had in the past by others more steeped in the lore than I.
Any contribution I could make just now would be dumbassed, or very much in the wrong forest, never mind the tree, so i'm gonna keep shutted up for now.
'''
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Meow
I don't remember you and Hangero fighting.
I just remember he pwned Bhode with some good shit.
Even something stupid will usually be forgiven and forgotten. Most of us got over Lysergics parable.
I haven't read it in a while, but that thing about "teaching us to be REAL discordians" should be in the n00b warning (if it isn't already).
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 29, 2007, 06:03:01 PM
I don't remember you and Hangero fighting.
I just remember he pwned Bhode with some good shit.
Even something stupid will usually be forgiven and forgotten. Most of us got over Lysergics parable.
I haven't read it in a while, but that thing about "teaching us to be REAL discordians" should be in the n00b warning (if it isn't already).
I think it is.
Quote from: Payne on March 29, 2007, 06:02:14 PM
I did a bit of research before i signed up in here. I read the threads pertaining to n00bs.
One analogy was some random desperate attention junky butting into your conversation at the boozer. I like this analogy, it makes perfect sense to me, cause its how I feel comin in here.
I'm not gonna do an ambassador Kaos and try to get involved or show how discordian I am. Im gonna use these first 50 posts to get my name known and ask pertinant questions. Then I'm gonna bone up on all the discussion had in the past by others more steeped in the lore than I.
Any contribution I could make just now would be dumbassed, or very much in the wrong forest, never mind the tree, so i'm gonna keep shutted up for now.
'''
'''
Meow
Well, there's nothing saying you can't barf out a rant or jump on into the BIP threads.
Quote from: Payne on March 29, 2007, 06:02:14 PM
I did a bit of research before i signed up in here. I read the threads pertaining to n00bs.
One analogy was some random desperate attention junky butting into your conversation at the boozer. I like this analogy, it makes perfect sense to me, cause its how I feel comin in here.
I'm not gonna do an ambassador Kaos and try to get involved or show how discordian I am. Im gonna use these first 50 posts to get my name known and ask pertinant questions. Then I'm gonna bone up on all the discussion had in the past by others more steeped in the lore than I.
Any contribution I could make just now would be dumbassed, or very much in the wrong forest, never mind the tree, so i'm gonna keep shutted up for now.
'''
'''
Meow
I think I love you, Payne.
Okay, I'm a narcissitic bastard, how am i doing so far?
Oh very well.
Welcome to the boards Nyte.
Quote from: Payne on May 27, 2007, 08:52:52 AM
Okay, I'm a narcissitic bastard, how am i doing so far?
About as well as can be expected, under the circumstances.
and BUMP for nostalgia and the historic beginnings of teh Scottish Empire.
This was during the strange IP ban of early 2007 in which for no reason I couldn't get to the boards from work. I was mentioned and missed sorely in my absence. :cry:
Awww Payne's FP too?! It's all so cute! I might have to start pinching cheeks!!!
Yay digging up things I missed.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 12, 2008, 10:05:18 PM
Yay digging up things I missed.
One of the successful and (thank fuck) mercifully, swift n00b integrations that occurred in your absence.
I wish they all went as smoothly as this.
Quote from: Mangrove on June 12, 2008, 10:07:47 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 12, 2008, 10:05:18 PM
Yay digging up things I missed.
One of the successful and (thank fuck) mercifully, swift n00b integrations that occurred in your absence.
I wish they all went as smoothly as this.
Ain't that the truth.
Quote from: Mangrove on June 12, 2008, 10:07:47 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 12, 2008, 10:05:18 PM
Yay digging up things I missed.
One of the successful and (thank fuck) mercifully, swift n00b integrations that occurred in your absence.
I wish they all went as smoothly as this.
I dunno... there would be far fewer posts on the forum in such a case....
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 12, 2008, 10:26:27 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on June 12, 2008, 10:07:47 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 12, 2008, 10:05:18 PM
Yay digging up things I missed.
One of the successful and (thank fuck) mercifully, swift n00b integrations that occurred in your absence.
I wish they all went as smoothly as this.
I dunno... there would be far fewer posts on the forum in such a case....
And...?
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 12, 2008, 10:37:11 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 12, 2008, 10:26:27 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on June 12, 2008, 10:07:47 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 12, 2008, 10:05:18 PM
Yay digging up things I missed.
One of the successful and (thank fuck) mercifully, swift n00b integrations that occurred in your absence.
I wish they all went as smoothly as this.
I dunno... there would be far fewer posts on the forum in such a case....
And...?
There would be less bullshit scattered all over the walls?
Payne's only been here for just over a year?
Weird, I thought he joined around the same time as me...
Payne, I apologize that my first pun to you was uber lame.
Apart from the "no more meme" incident (which I never speak of) I haven't gone all batshit insane yet either.
I want a 60 page flame war thread!!! :x
Fuck you Payne.
I have a CONDITION.
:cry:
Easy to Hate Syndrome :lulz:
:assburgers2:
Quote from: Cramulus on March 29, 2007, 05:59:04 PM
Yeah I came in without too much hubbub. Some people made fun of my avatar for looking like a girl. *shrug* That's about it, really. The secret is that I spent a lot of time lurking and getting a feel for the board before I decided to start posting, so acclimating to the tone here wasn't too hard.
and uhhhh I lived happily ever after
EDIT: people thought I was an alt? hah, never knew that
Particularly funny, given Crams current avatar.
CRAM, YOUR AVATAR LOOKS LIKE A GOD DAMN GIRL!
Bump.
Should sticky this under, "N00b? Read for how NOT to get your ass reamed around here."
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 05:10:44 PM
Should sticky this under, "N00b? Read for how NOT to get your ass reamed around here."
Nah. I didn't get myt ass reamed because I'm a Holy Man
TM. Not just a Holy Man
TM but a Messiah also.
My comeuppance isn't due for at least another 6 years.
Amazing how the narrative 'round here has not changed at all. :lulz:
Just for a frame of reference. This was just a couple of months before the arrival of you-know-who.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 12, 2011, 06:10:42 PM
Just for a frame of reference. This was just a couple of months before the arrival of you-know-who.
After, surely.
Oh snap, you're right. You arrived six days after he did. You arrived just in time to restore some faith and balance out his fail.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 12, 2011, 06:18:44 PM
Oh snap, you're right. You arrived six days after he did. You arrived just in time to restore some faith and balance out his fail.
It is why I am the Messiah, and he is merely outlandish.
He is the ferryman for the River Sux.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 12, 2011, 05:18:43 PM
Amazing how the narrative 'round here has not changed at all. :lulz:
Actually, we're a little more reasonable now, and there are more girls.
COINCIDENCE?
i didnt get reamed either. Now me and Payne are dating...
COINCIDENCE?
Quote from: Pixie on May 12, 2011, 10:32:24 PM
i didnt get reamed either. Now me and Payne are dating...
So, you're saying that
now you're getting reamed.
:argh!: DAMN YUO ALPHAPANCE
:thanks:
:lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 12, 2011, 11:13:52 PM
Quote from: Pixie on May 12, 2011, 10:32:24 PM
i didnt get reamed either. Now me and Payne are dating...
So, you're saying that now you're getting reamed.
:lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on May 12, 2011, 09:53:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 12, 2011, 05:18:43 PM
Amazing how the narrative 'round here has not changed at all. :lulz:
Actually, we're a little more reasonable now, and there are more girls.
COINCIDENCE?
NO.
Quote from: Pixie on May 12, 2011, 10:32:24 PM
i didnt get reamed either. Now me and Payne are dating...
COINCIDENCE?
NO.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 12, 2011, 11:13:52 PM
Quote from: Pixie on May 12, 2011, 10:32:24 PM
i didnt get reamed either. Now me and Payne are dating...
So, you're saying that now you're getting reamed.
N... YES.
:lulz:
(http://cathrinamichelle.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/jesus-hugging-girl1.jpg)
Quote from: Payne on May 13, 2011, 05:46:13 AM
(http://cathrinamichelle.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/jesus-hugging-girl1.jpg)
w w
wat
JESUS CAN HAZ BODICE RIPPING AFFAIR?
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 13, 2011, 05:55:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on May 13, 2011, 05:46:13 AM
(http://cathrinamichelle.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/jesus-hugging-girl1.jpg)
w w
wat
JESUS CAN HAZ BODICE RIPPING AFFAIR?
Though many people mistake that guy for Jeebus, they are wrong.
That's not Jeebus at all, but a
Superior Messiah.
Our Lord Payne. :cainftw::1fap:
BTW, how the hell did you bump this thread? From what I can see, the threads in Apple Talk currently only go back to 2009. Is there some secret vault somewhere? Just curious.
ETA: Nevermind, I figured it out. Ugh, too early in the morning for me.