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Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: Triple Zero on April 06, 2007, 12:32:43 PM

Title: hundreds of haikus a second
Post by: Triple Zero on April 06, 2007, 12:32:43 PM
because i demand instant gratification:

Quote from: triple zero on April 06, 2007, 11:49:22 AM
http://www.elvicities.com/~ananames/haiku/overload.html

about 2000 haikus, in about 10 seconds, with some japanese painting and soothing colours.

(on an elvis fansite hoster)

(tested on Opera9 and Firefox1.5)
Title: Re: hundreds of haikus a second
Post by: LMNO on April 06, 2007, 01:11:12 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: hundreds of haikus a second
Post by: Cramulus on April 06, 2007, 04:01:03 PM
 :lulz:

It's like the whole haiku thread compressed into one trash-metal guitar solo
Title: Re: hundreds of haikus a second
Post by: AFK on April 06, 2007, 04:08:44 PM
that's a good idea.  Can you put this to music?
Title: Re: hundreds of haikus a second
Post by: Triple Zero on April 06, 2007, 04:10:26 PM
umm possibly?

what were you thinking of?

translating the haikus to notes in some way?

or just putting a very hyperactive soundtrack behind the whole 10 seconds?
Title: Re: hundreds of haikus a second
Post by: LMNO on April 06, 2007, 04:12:27 PM
Probably the latter.

Perhaps a looped solo by Dimebag Darryl.
Title: Re: hundreds of haikus a second
Post by: Triple Zero on April 06, 2007, 04:18:52 PM
hm i'd have to look up how to put sound in webpages, actually.

never really WANTED to bother :)

somebody would have to provide me with a fucked up loop in low quality mp3 format, because i don't have any sound-editing tools in ubuntu (yet)
Title: Re: hundreds of haikus a second
Post by: DJRubberducky on April 06, 2007, 04:30:40 PM
Wouldn't "Flight of the Bumblebee" be appropriate?
Title: Re: hundreds of haikus a second
Post by: AFK on April 06, 2007, 04:32:11 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 06, 2007, 04:18:52 PM
hm i'd have to look up how to put sound in webpages, actually.

never really WANTED to bother :)

somebody would have to provide me with a fucked up loop in low quality mp3 format, because i don't have any sound-editing tools in ubuntu (yet)

I might be able to hook you up with that.  I'll see what I can come up with this weekend.  
Title: Re: hundreds of haikus a second
Post by: Cramulus on April 06, 2007, 07:15:48 PM
Or really spacey sounding chinese sitar music sped up 10x
Title: Re: hundreds of haikus a second
Post by: the dreadful hours on April 11, 2007, 06:07:18 PM
needs more speed metal
Title: Re: hundreds of haikus a second
Post by: rottencod on April 11, 2007, 06:39:07 PM
ITT, I experience epileptic seizures.
Title: Re: hundreds of haikus a second
Post by: AFK on April 11, 2007, 06:40:57 PM
btw, 000, I have a couple of soundbytes I've worked on that might go with your haiku thingie.  If I ever remember to take my flash drive home with me I'll e-mail them to you. 
Title: Re: hundreds of haikus a second
Post by: Triple Zero on April 12, 2007, 12:17:47 PM
swote!
Title: Re: hundreds of haikus a second
Post by: Lies on April 13, 2007, 02:50:27 PM
So, I tried copying + pasting the haikus that show up...

Here are my results.
Quote

countra speakin
spellin my gramma 1337 is
step the fuck back

samoan war clubs
are pretty damned useless since
their ballistics suck

five/seven/five good
But the thing is, syllables
do not make haiku

1st line....5 syllables
2nd line.....7 syllables
3rd line ....5 syllables....

Hunter will come there
To show Americans drink
Aussies pwn us, though

smack! puddle of puss
eewwww, damn, dead roaches cant talk..
goddess's message lost :cry:

does not follow suit
this haiku lost direction
long before i wrote

I am now single
let the good times roll my friends
::pass the absinthe::

Some things are naughty,
but everything is legal
if you don't get caught.

Battle, waves of sound!
One plus one equals zero
All will meet their match

I might win this game
no safety spring release latch
Inside this old crypt

saw strapping young lad,
i am now beaten to shit,
found watch on the floor.

Cause jackboots in space
And megalomania
Are for your own good

seven equals me
plus twenty, plus three more, too
i don't like thirty

Bunny and kitty
Surrounded by such chaos
In Alice's world

Ice in hot water,
Melts much faster than in air,
Because heat melts ice.

yes i'm a monkey
it's true i take a poo
away from the zoo

!!!!! !!! !!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! ! !!!!!!!! !! !!!!!
!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!

Spoon wants to whack you
With a sock full of quarters
dont touch his chilli fries!

My favourate one is the bunny and kitty one ^_^