because i demand instant gratification:
Quote from: triple zero on April 06, 2007, 11:49:22 AM
http://www.elvicities.com/~ananames/haiku/overload.html
about 2000 haikus, in about 10 seconds, with some japanese painting and soothing colours.
(on an elvis fansite hoster)
(tested on Opera9 and Firefox1.5)
:lulz:
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It's like the whole haiku thread compressed into one trash-metal guitar solo
that's a good idea. Can you put this to music?
umm possibly?
what were you thinking of?
translating the haikus to notes in some way?
or just putting a very hyperactive soundtrack behind the whole 10 seconds?
Probably the latter.
Perhaps a looped solo by Dimebag Darryl.
hm i'd have to look up how to put sound in webpages, actually.
never really WANTED to bother :)
somebody would have to provide me with a fucked up loop in low quality mp3 format, because i don't have any sound-editing tools in ubuntu (yet)
Wouldn't "Flight of the Bumblebee" be appropriate?
Quote from: triple zero on April 06, 2007, 04:18:52 PM
hm i'd have to look up how to put sound in webpages, actually.
never really WANTED to bother :)
somebody would have to provide me with a fucked up loop in low quality mp3 format, because i don't have any sound-editing tools in ubuntu (yet)
I might be able to hook you up with that. I'll see what I can come up with this weekend.
Or really spacey sounding chinese sitar music sped up 10x
needs more speed metal
ITT, I experience epileptic seizures.
btw, 000, I have a couple of soundbytes I've worked on that might go with your haiku thingie. If I ever remember to take my flash drive home with me I'll e-mail them to you.
swote!
So, I tried copying + pasting the haikus that show up...
Here are my results.
Quote
countra speakin
spellin my gramma 1337 is
step the fuck back
samoan war clubs
are pretty damned useless since
their ballistics suck
five/seven/five good
But the thing is, syllables
do not make haiku
1st line....5 syllables
2nd line.....7 syllables
3rd line ....5 syllables....
Hunter will come there
To show Americans drink
Aussies pwn us, though
smack! puddle of puss
eewwww, damn, dead roaches cant talk..
goddess's message lost :cry:
does not follow suit
this haiku lost direction
long before i wrote
I am now single
let the good times roll my friends
::pass the absinthe::
Some things are naughty,
but everything is legal
if you don't get caught.
Battle, waves of sound!
One plus one equals zero
All will meet their match
I might win this game
no safety spring release latch
Inside this old crypt
saw strapping young lad,
i am now beaten to shit,
found watch on the floor.
Cause jackboots in space
And megalomania
Are for your own good
seven equals me
plus twenty, plus three more, too
i don't like thirty
Bunny and kitty
Surrounded by such chaos
In Alice's world
Ice in hot water,
Melts much faster than in air,
Because heat melts ice.
yes i'm a monkey
it's true i take a poo
away from the zoo
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Spoon wants to whack you
With a sock full of quarters
dont touch his chilli fries!
My favourate one is the bunny and kitty one ^_^