Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: P3nT4gR4m on April 13, 2007, 10:03:01 AM

Title: Memetic Bombscare
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 13, 2007, 10:03:01 AM
Lend me your ear and I'll fill your head with bullshit
I'm like a surgeon cutting up your mind
But this aint precision endoscopy or micro sutures
I'm something from the dark ages with a rusty saw and a pocketful of leeches

No anaesthetic - you already had your fill of that
I'm sucking all that out with a tube
all your cosy daydreams and mtv fantasies
poured into a bucket at my feet, leaving you nothing but the pain

The horrible realisation, bared like a corpses grin
laughing at how dumb you've been all these years
laughing so hard it starts to hurt, this is hysteria
this is my gift to you

I've planted my idea in your mental garden
not a good idea - mine is a badass mothefucker
vicious beyond belief, an obsession
chewing and tearing and strangling all the rest

My idea is a weed,it's a virus
it's gonna kill your happy thoughts
murder them in their sleep
and when you wake up there'll be no comfort

Just my idea gnawing away your soul
Title: Re: Memetic Bombscare
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 13, 2007, 08:26:59 PM
No takers?

Damn! I was quite pleased with this too.

Just goes to show..
Title: Re: Memetic Bombscare
Post by: LMNO on April 13, 2007, 08:30:22 PM
It would be better with accoridan.
Title: Re: Memetic Bombscare
Post by: AFK on April 13, 2007, 08:35:30 PM
I believe Mang mentioned having an accordian.  We need to set him up with some recording software. 
Title: Re: Memetic Bombscare
Post by: Cain on April 13, 2007, 08:37:10 PM
Needs more cowbell
Title: Re: Memetic Bombscare
Post by: LMNO on April 13, 2007, 08:39:22 PM
And tentacles.
Title: Re: Memetic Bombscare
Post by: Suu on April 13, 2007, 10:37:01 PM
And be naked.


Bwua.
Title: Re: Memetic Bombscare
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 13, 2007, 10:51:04 PM
Hmmmm ... buckets of fail all round then.

Funny how sometimes I think I'm on to something then I realise it's just me.

...back to the drawing board then.

One day I'll have a manifesto of my very own,
Title: Re: Memetic Bombscare
Post by: Cain on April 13, 2007, 10:59:09 PM
Have at least three.  It confuses the proles more.
Title: Re: Memetic Bombscare
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 13, 2007, 11:00:49 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Memetic Bombscare
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 13, 2007, 11:02:08 PM
If your not busy, write mine too.

I'm much too lazy for that sort of non-sense, but I've always wanted one.
Title: Re: Memetic Bombscare
Post by: Triple Zero on April 14, 2007, 07:53:54 PM
if this is a song, maybe you should record it, because i can't really imagine what it's supposed to sound like.

i suppose an accordion could be worked into it

and tentacles