The title is a lie. This is not a recipe for anything.
We are not a Revolution Waiting to Happen. I know that when you finally come to some kinds of realizations about the Horrible Troof and the State of Everything in General, it's tempting to start daydreaming about how you can change all that. But enforcing a new order from the top down (or from the bottom up, for that matter) is just historical masturbation. Mind you, Discordians love masturbation, but the idea of Revolution to us is like Jenna Jamison. It's been done so many times that there's no point in even fantasizing about it.
We are not a Movement Looking for a Direction, or a Direction looking for a Movement. When you stumbled in here still rubbing the sleep from your third eye, you might have gotten the sense from all the big talk around here that there's something Up. There isn't. If you want a big scheme, join the Salvation Army.
We are not going to Save the World. The world is fucked, and the quicker you fully realize that, the better. Besides, being a messiah is much harder work than you think, and all we're after is Slack. Show me a Discordian or a Subgenius with the work ethic to Get Big Things Done, and I'll show you a mole working for the Con. Simple as that.
We are not going to congratulate you for standing on your hind legs. In fact, if it weren't for the anonymity afforded by the Interwebs, we would purposely avoid you at best. Too many bipeds in one place attract the kind of attention you don't want unless you're Tubgirl.
I'm all out.
True. We're just a bunch of jagoffs telling in-jokes while we smell each others' farts.
Good thing we haven't backslid into Pinkness.
You're going to spoil the disinformation.
Quote from: vexati0n on April 16, 2007, 09:12:18 PM
You're going to spoil the disinformation.
Oh. You should put a warning label on these things. :lol:
Besides, I like the "ground is shifting under your feet" disinformation best.
Those cookies sound delicious!
This 'hopeless' propaganda should be put next to the Discordia propaganda of the more idealistic variety so the two can duke it out.
Quote from: vexati0n on April 16, 2007, 09:06:05 PM
The title is a lie. This is not a recipe for anything.
We are not a Revolution Waiting to Happen. I know that when you finally come to some kinds of realizations about the Horrible Troof and the State of Everything in General, it's tempting to start daydreaming about how you can change all that. But enforcing a new order from the top down (or from the bottom up, for that matter) is just historical masturbation. Mind you, Discordians love masturbation, but the idea of Revolution to us is like Jenna Jamison. It's been done so many times that there's no point in even fantasizing about it.
We are not a Movement Looking for a Direction, or a Direction looking for a Movement. When you stumbled in here still rubbing the sleep from your third eye, you might have gotten the sense from all the big talk around here that there's something Up. There isn't. If you want a big scheme, join the Salvation Army.
We are not going to Save the World. The world is fucked, and the quicker you fully realize that, the better. Besides, being a messiah is much harder work than you think, and all we're after is Slack. Show me a Discordian or a Subgenius with the work ethic to Get Big Things Done, and I'll show you a mole working for the Con. Simple as that.
We are not going to congratulate you for standing on your hind legs. In fact, if it weren't for the anonymity afforded by the Interwebs, we would purposely avoid you at best. Too many bipeds in one place attract the kind of attention you don't want unless you're Tubgirl.
I'm all out.
Shut up.
What do you think you are telling us? are we going to have a realization about how useless we are after reading this? no.
nothing useful here. All you are trying to do it make yourself feel better and telling everyone they can't do anything just because apparently you can't.
Quote from: Penumbral on April 17, 2007, 08:03:54 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 16, 2007, 09:06:05 PM
The title is a lie. This is not a recipe for anything.
We are not a Revolution Waiting to Happen. I know that when you finally come to some kinds of realizations about the Horrible Troof and the State of Everything in General, it's tempting to start daydreaming about how you can change all that. But enforcing a new order from the top down (or from the bottom up, for that matter) is just historical masturbation. Mind you, Discordians love masturbation, but the idea of Revolution to us is like Jenna Jamison. It's been done so many times that there's no point in even fantasizing about it.
We are not a Movement Looking for a Direction, or a Direction looking for a Movement. When you stumbled in here still rubbing the sleep from your third eye, you might have gotten the sense from all the big talk around here that there's something Up. There isn't. If you want a big scheme, join the Salvation Army.
We are not going to Save the World. The world is fucked, and the quicker you fully realize that, the better. Besides, being a messiah is much harder work than you think, and all we're after is Slack. Show me a Discordian or a Subgenius with the work ethic to Get Big Things Done, and I'll show you a mole working for the Con. Simple as that.
We are not going to congratulate you for standing on your hind legs. In fact, if it weren't for the anonymity afforded by the Interwebs, we would purposely avoid you at best. Too many bipeds in one place attract the kind of attention you don't want unless you're Tubgirl.
I'm all out.
Shut up.
What do you think you are telling us? are we going to have a realization about how useless we are after reading this? no.
nothing useful here. All you are trying to do it make yourself feel better and telling everyone they can't do anything just because apparently you can't.
refer to rest of thread, assclown.
Quote from: Penumbral on April 17, 2007, 08:03:54 AM
Shut up.
What do you think you are telling us? are we going to have a realization about how useless we are after reading this? no.
nothing useful here. All you are trying to do it make yourself feel better and telling everyone they can't do anything just because apparently you can't.
Oh wow.
Some people really can be here all that time and still not get it.
Oh, dear...
Fuck you all, Discordianism is MY revoltion and no fucking discordian is going to tell me otherwise.
I'm going to change the world or die trying.
Either way, it's going to be fun.
Quote from: vexati0n on April 17, 2007, 12:55:29 PM
Quote from: Penumbral on April 17, 2007, 08:03:54 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 16, 2007, 09:06:05 PM
The title is a lie. This is not a recipe for anything.
We are not a Revolution Waiting to Happen. I know that when you finally come to some kinds of realizations about the Horrible Troof and the State of Everything in General, it's tempting to start daydreaming about how you can change all that. But enforcing a new order from the top down (or from the bottom up, for that matter) is just historical masturbation. Mind you, Discordians love masturbation, but the idea of Revolution to us is like Jenna Jamison. It's been done so many times that there's no point in even fantasizing about it.
We are not a Movement Looking for a Direction, or a Direction looking for a Movement. When you stumbled in here still rubbing the sleep from your third eye, you might have gotten the sense from all the big talk around here that there's something Up. There isn't. If you want a big scheme, join the Salvation Army.
We are not going to Save the World. The world is fucked, and the quicker you fully realize that, the better. Besides, being a messiah is much harder work than you think, and all we're after is Slack. Show me a Discordian or a Subgenius with the work ethic to Get Big Things Done, and I'll show you a mole working for the Con. Simple as that.
We are not going to congratulate you for standing on your hind legs. In fact, if it weren't for the anonymity afforded by the Interwebs, we would purposely avoid you at best. Too many bipeds in one place attract the kind of attention you don't want unless you're Tubgirl.
I'm all out.
Shut up.
What do you think you are telling us? are we going to have a realization about how useless we are after reading this? no.
nothing useful here. All you are trying to do it make yourself feel better and telling everyone they can't do anything just because apparently you can't.
refer to rest of thread, assclown.
A rant is a rant, but this is just depreciation.
I like my life I'm happy. I'm living, in my own way, out side of "the horrible state of everything."
Lighten up you can learn a lot from revolting or just standing on your "hind legs." Maybe you wont change the horrible troof but you are going to change yourself, and maybe make people around you think for just enough time to make them hate you for it.
But I can't just let you say all this shit like its a truism, even if you are 100% right its still a dumb way to look at things.
Quote from: Penumbral on April 18, 2007, 03:13:10 AM
A rant is a rant, but this is just depreciation.
I like my life I'm happy. I'm living, in my own way, out side of "the horrible state of everything."
Lighten up you can learn a lot from revolting or just standing on your "hind legs." Maybe you wont change the horrible troof but you are going to change yourself, and maybe make people around you think for just enough time to make them hate you for it.
But I can't just let you say all this shit like its a truism, even if you are 100% right its still a dumb way to look at things.
Who said I look at it that way?
I just
wrote it that way.
But I'm glad I gave you somebody to call
dumb today.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2007, 09:18:49 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 16, 2007, 09:12:18 PM
You're going to spoil the disinformation.
Oh. You should put a warning label on these things. :lol:
Besides, I like the "ground is shifting under your feet" disinformation best.
Hey, dumbshits. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 18, 2007, 09:52:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2007, 09:18:49 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 16, 2007, 09:12:18 PM
You're going to spoil the disinformation.
Oh. You should put a warning label on these things. :lol:
Besides, I like the "ground is shifting under your feet" disinformation best.
Hey, dumbshits. :lulz:
At least I know the rant worked.
Quote from: vexati0n on April 18, 2007, 02:23:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 18, 2007, 09:52:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2007, 09:18:49 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 16, 2007, 09:12:18 PM
You're going to spoil the disinformation.
Oh. You should put a warning label on these things. :lol:
Besides, I like the "ground is shifting under your feet" disinformation best.
Hey, dumbshits. :lulz:
At least I know the rant worked.
Troof.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 18, 2007, 09:52:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2007, 09:18:49 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 16, 2007, 09:12:18 PM
You're going to spoil the disinformation.
Oh. You should put a warning label on these things. :lol:
Besides, I like the "ground is shifting under your feet" disinformation best.
Hey, dumbshits. :lulz:
I got dooped didnt I. :oops: I was really sleepy.