Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Payne on May 21, 2007, 11:59:31 PM

Title: Trying is over-rated
Post by: Payne on May 21, 2007, 11:59:31 PM

   We are the Anti Colony.
      We are those who have not met ourselves.
We are all the coolest things you've ever heard of.

   Understanding that we are everything, and nothing, it is inevitable, perhaps, that we play with fire to build self congratulatory monuments.

   We are the winners.
      We are the faceless avatars of our age.
We are worthy of no pity or thanks, but only because (and when) WE say so.

Glory in the fight, fellow ghosts of the internets, because it IS a fight, even scrawling your name in the mud with a stick is a victory.

   We are the nameless celebrity.
      We are the wielders of the cyanide pen.
We shit all over your roses, becuase it helps US grow.

   And now?

            Now we wait for something to happen, or cause things to happen, or sit in imbecilic bliss.

   We really ARE the dogs bollocks.

   We have mad skillz.
      We hate you.
We play meme-poker while the world unexpectedly DOESN'T implode under it's own stupidity.

   Underneath every one of us is a chair, we maid it our bitch, but it also made us our bitch. Meanwhile, we disbelieve in the Gods, the Government and the mail-man. Sometimes we don't even believe in ourselves anymore, so far has our search for troof and lulz gone.

   Questions? No longer do we ask them, meaningless as the answers, nay, the words, have become. We merely make statements proceeded by the polite"?"

   FUCK you? Hell Yeah!

   O.K. lets roll the dice, see who plays first, and write some pithy internet poetry. We have so much anger going to waste, lets document it, pigeon hole it, lay it down for posterity. These are the days we truly are alive, and we should really leave something for the poor, dead, kids of tomorrow.              Maybe not.




   And when all is really said and done, all i really wanted to say is "Fuck me, I want a beer!!" So how the fuck did I get here?


EDIT: Spelling mistake on the fourth fuckin word. Though "Ant Colony" works almost as well...
Title: Re: Trying is over-rated
Post by: LHX on May 22, 2007, 01:07:10 AM
Quote from: Payne on May 21, 2007, 11:59:31 PM
   We have mad skillz.
      We hate you.
We play meme-poker while the world unexpectedly DOESN'T implode under it's own stupidity.
thats the dope shit right there
Title: Re: Trying is over-rated
Post by: Idem on May 22, 2007, 01:47:31 AM
Quote from: Payne on May 21, 2007, 11:59:31 PM

   Underneath every one of us is a chair, we maid it our bitch, but it also made us our bitch. Meanwhile, we disbelieve in the Gods, the Government and the mail-man. Sometimes we don't even believe in ourselves anymore, so far has our search for troof and lulz gone.
Title: Re: Trying is over-rated
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 22, 2007, 03:30:41 AM
fuckin' A, Payne!

:pax:
Title: Re: Trying is over-rated
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 22, 2007, 03:44:07 AM
Quote from: Payne on May 21, 2007, 11:59:31 PM

   And when all is really said and done, all i really wanted to say is "Fuck me, I want a beer!!" So how the fuck did I get here?

A little bit of inspiration


:mittens:
Title: Re: Trying is over-rated
Post by: Payne on May 22, 2007, 05:27:03 AM
Thanks guys.

Might come back and edit later, I gave up on the editing process a little because it was boring me.
Title: Re: Trying is over-rated
Post by: Lies on May 22, 2007, 05:36:14 PM
Edit the post?
It seemed fucking brilliant to me, how could you make it any better?

That last line really hits it home.