Welcome to Black Iron Prison
You're here for the term of your natural life or until you die, whichever comes first.
Please choose the dimensions and furnishings of your cell, these can be changed at any time.
Please choose the flexibility of these dimensions, this can be changed at any time.
Please choose your activities from the options available, these can be added to at any time.
Failure to do so will result in a decision being made for you, this will become harder to change the longer you make use of this feature.
By leaving here you agree to the terms and conditions of this contract.
This message was written, in invisble pigment, on the inside of your mother's uterus.
It still applies.
Someone needs to make this into a contract-stle PDF.
:mittens:
Here it is in my best legalese, someone else can PDF it.
BLACK IRON PRISON END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT
IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ CAREFULLY:
This End User License Agreement ("Agreement") constitutes a valid and binding agreement, and is necessary for existence. You have no choice but to enter into this agreement, so please be aware of the terms as defined below.
YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT, DO NOT TRY TO CRAWL BACK IN. YOU WILL JUST PISS THE DOCTOR OFF, AND HE MIGHT SMACK YOU HARDER THAN EXPECTED.
1. BLACK IRON PRISON TERMS
Black Iron Prison ("BIP") ownership entitles user to equip and use a licensed cell on one unique human for an unknown time period.
BIP ownership period will vary according to life choices including but not limited to: natural or deliberate action resulting in death, coma, state of mental disability, or a permanent vegetative state. Access to above-mentioned cell may or may not terminate at the end of the ownership period. The ownership duration will be computed from the date on which the necessary licensing information is made available to the end-user("Birth").
2. PROVISIONS
A. You, the end user, are the sole and exclusive owner of all materials provided by the BIP. Nothing in this Agreement shall operate to transfer any title or ownership interest in such materials to anyone but yourself.
B. You acknowledge that you have the ability to provide support, including but not limited to installation, maintenance, debugging and improvements, for materials, this includes but is not limited to: choosing the dimensions and furnishings of your cell, the flexibility of said dimensions, and the ability to make choices from the options available.
C.You acknowledge that you have the ability to change any of the parameters for your cell. said parameters include, but are not limited to: the abovementioned dimensions, furnishings, flexibility, and choices.
3. BREACH OF PROVISIONS
A. You acknowledge that failure to engage these abilities will result in support being provided for you externally.
B. You acknowledge that in the result of support being provided for you, third party bars to the cell may be established, and that by using such services you understand that this third party bar may affect the way your paradigim's shift("Brainwashing"). You agree that you must evaluate, and bear all risks associated with, the use of any content, including any reliance on the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of such content.
C. You acknowledge that continued breach of provisions may or may not result in an inability to filter third party bars, as well as an inability to provide your own support.
PLEASE ENJOY YOUR BIP EXPERIENCE.
Template, template... Who's got the legalese template?
I think I do. Which one would I be using the original or cyberus'?
Why not both?
I'll start with Cyberus' adaptation only because it's going to be easier to drop into the template.
I found a template online that I think will work. I should have it done soon.
someone hook me up with that file-hosting site.
Also, I think we should sticky something in the depository with a link to that, and other quality file hosting sites for dumbasses like me who can't remember things.
http://mihd.net/
mucho gracias,
http://mihd.net/yi60vn (http://mihd.net/yi60vn)
Here it is. It's in word, I don't have the capabilities to pdf-ify it so someone else will have to do that. As it's in Word anyone should be able to edit, re-format, etc. how they see fit.
http://www.discoflux.com/partnership_agreement.pdf
The words ('birth') and 'think big' are kinda giving away the punchline a bit too early IMO.
Might be better if the reader has to work that shit out themselves.
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 23, 2007, 03:48:35 PM
The words ('birth') and 'think big' are kinda giving away the punchline a bit too early IMO.
Might be better if the reader has to work that shit out themselves.
Well, I put the ("Birth") part in, because it implies that it's written in invisible ink on your mum's uterus.