Or maybe someone else was thinking it for me and I was just repeating it in my head but:
I walked into the acrcade in Video Blue. You know what i'm talking about, the Jerk off booths where you have to buy $3.00 worth of tokens, before they'll buzz you through. Anyways I noticed that nobody cleaned the booths in a good minute, and white crumpled tissue littered the floors and seats in every booth I checked( which wasn't very much considering that you don't know who's in each booth and it's kinda rude to be knockin on someones door mid-stroke).
And I sat in this jerk off booth in the state's rape capitol, and possibly the rape capitol of the country, it occured to me:
All of the booths had sound but everybody had the volume turned down. Everyone there (wich was probably 3 or 4 elderly males) had the volume down to 0. There wasn't even a faint grunt, a sound of flesh claping, or a hint of squishiness-there were almost no sound waves floating through the air.
Of course I wasn't there to pepper my meat this evening, I simply wanted the experience of seeing what it was all about. I was a curious little monkey so I inserted my token and was shocked to get my very first exposure to gay porn. Me being a straight male belted out with laughter and quickly changed the channel until I landed on some japeemation where a werewolf and a lizard-man were double stuffing a wonderfully drawn sailor moon type character, before they were all cut down by some japanese version of Oracle(remember from the He-man series?).
After spending my $3.00 worth of tokens and fullfilling my evening of entertainment, I stepped out to see a giant sign on the wall that I missed before.
"no lude conduct" it had two hands dripping and holding a tissue. The sign was placed right next to the tissue dispenser- The kind where it's like a paper towl size tissue, like in some Wal-mart bathrooms.
As I left the arcade and went back to browse the japeemation section to fullfill my new curiosity for Hentai, It dawned on me:
This place is covered in spank. Everything, everywhere, even the cashier, a large caucasion man with a mullet, kinda like the steroid injected version Joe Dirt- was amprehensive about touching anything in the store.
But not just in the store, the whole block-
The bridal store across the street. Everything's probably touched up with someobody's dick fingers when they go back to check on their bride to be's shopping spree.
The diner on the corner, I can just picture the chef coming through for a quick spank before his shift or on his break.
The movie theatre around the block, makes me think twice before ordering buttered pop-corn.
But this is the part that really pisses me off....
My comic books. What kind of effect is semen going to have on my mint conditioned books? How many times a day does someone come through after a quick juicing session to place cum prints on the latest issue of spider-man? I hate to have one of these books pressed neatly in a cardboard backing and plastic bag, only to find out years later that the man-ly oils have destroyed the front cover.
But this anger actually liberated me, because I realize these books aren't worth saving unless you can read them, and they are bound to deteriate anyways.
But it's a false sense of freedom because everywhere I look now, I sense spank juice. It's all because of this mult-million dollar porn industry...........
The silence in that acrade made me realize that you don't need sound to jack off. Any one can be jacking off anywhere at any time, all they need is a few minutes of privacy.
Virtually everything you touch, ingest, interact with is subject to sombody's filthy palms.
The world is a dirty place, because everyone with sexual organs wanks off almost constantly.
That's why I think true thinkers are all perverts and deviants, because it's probably ocurred to them that they're shaking hands with someone who fapped a few hours ago.
All except maybe a "handful" of them.
Also, nice hat.
Yeah man, im *fap fap fap* while i read this.
Into a sock!
some people want to spray the entire planet with anti-bacterial anti-biotic dis-infectant
whats dirty?
who knows?
Is the sock clean? Do you wash the sock before you wear it? I knew a kid used his shoe as a spit can for chewing tobacco during class. He would just lean over and spit down the side of his leg into his shoe and all that tangy goodness would be absorded in.
This is what i'm talking about, spank on the keyboard and mouse. Now when someone comes to check their e-mail they got spank on them too.
its funny how the most nutrient-dense and life-giving substance is generally seen as the most disgusting
its like its too powerful
also - most people are terrified of their own shit
like there is a difference between when it was inside them and when they dropped it in the can
The ability to keep bodily fluids safely tucked away until it's time for show and tell should be an admirable virtue.
LHX, I don't know about that nutrient-dense idea, I mean it's not like it's edible to the point where we're bottling it.......maybe we should be?
yeah nobody wants to explode in the wrong context
i guess technically speaking - sperm banks bottle it
its nutrient dense - but its not for men
it makes women glow
Everybody steals from work.
When I worked for Pizza Hut, I stole pizza and drank all the pop I wanted.
At my work now, I'll steal trash bags or paper towels from the janitor if I really need to.
What do you think people at sperm banks steal. Can you picture the nympho nurse taking sips from samples, or rich doctor types sitting around having semen cocktail parties?
Quote from: LHX on May 27, 2007, 03:48:33 AM
yeah nobody wants to explode in the wrong context
i guess technically speaking - sperm banks bottle it
its nutrient dense - but its not for men
it makes women glow
:mittens:
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 27, 2007, 03:50:53 AM
Everybody steals from work.
When I worked for Pizza Hut, I stole pizza and drank all the pop I wanted.
At my work now, I'll steal trash bags or paper towels from the janitor if I really need to.
What do you think people at sperm banks steal. Can you picture the nympho nurse taking sips from samples, or rich doctor types sitting around having semen cocktail parties?
they prolly steal pens and notepads too
i havent met too many people that ever mentioned that they enjoy guzzling sperm
I could introduce you to a few people........
i said i havent met too many
some
the image of a lab technician knocking back shots right now is making me laugh
you know it has happened
People like what they like.
And yeah, you work someplace, you steal from it. That's pretty much the MO.
that makes me want to kill every living motherfucker.
ECH,
former business owner
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 27, 2007, 06:22:44 AM
that makes me want to kill every living motherfucker.
ECH,
former business owner
Didn't you used to be a jizz-mopper, back in the 90s?
This thread is for germaphobes.
Hunter- basking in the spunk.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2007, 07:59:41 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 27, 2007, 06:22:44 AM
that makes me want to kill every living motherfucker.
ECH,
former business owner
Didn't you used to be a jizz-mopper, back in the 90s?
only my own.
I used to be a bouncer at a strip club, but instead of mopping up the jizz if somebody jerked it on the floor, I'd grab them, turn them upside down, and mop the floor with their head.
ECH, you're on my list of "Top 5 people I wanna fight on PD."
Our retentive fear of germs is gonna wipe this race off the planet.
Antibiotics atrophy the immune system.
If a coffee cup has mould in, I'll run it under hot water and give it a wipe.
When I'm camping I wash my dishes using the friggin sand on the beach.
I very rarely get sick because my white blood cells are constantly exposed to new strains of bacteria and they know the fucking drill!
"We swam in the Hudson river ... in raw sewage ... My immune system is tempered in shit" -- George Carlin
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 27, 2007, 04:05:21 PM
Our retentive fear of germs is gonna wipe this race off the planet.
Antibiotics atrophy the immune system.
If a coffee cup has mould in, I'll run it under hot water and give it a wipe.
When I'm camping I wash my dishes using the friggin sand on the beach.
I very rarely get sick because my white blood cells are constantly exposed to new strains of bacteria and they know the fucking drill!
"We swam in the Hudson river ... in raw sewage ... My immune system is tempered in shit" -- George Carlin
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e1/255px-Excitebike_cover.jpg)
this is the correct new age approach to health
it is the new new age
there is no '5 second rule' when you drop food
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 27, 2007, 04:03:50 PM
ECH, you're on my list of "Top 5 people I wanna fight on PD."
you tell me who the other four are, and I will find them and fist-fuck their faces.
You just got bumped to number 1.
:banana:
Sorry, Cain.
I like his spunk. (ewww... pun hopefully not intended)
you wouldn' t wanna fight Cain anyway.
he'd just commandeer a gang of drunken scots and have them do the Riverdance on you while he sips a scotch and laughs quietly in a dark corner.
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 27, 2007, 04:05:21 PM
Our retentive fear of germs is gonna wipe this race off the planet.
Antibiotics atrophy the immune system.
If a coffee cup has mould in, I'll run it under hot water and give it a wipe.
When I'm camping I wash my dishes using the friggin sand on the beach.
I very rarely get sick because my white blood cells are constantly exposed to new strains of bacteria and they know the fucking drill!
"We swam in the Hudson river ... in raw sewage ... My immune system is tempered in shit" -- George Carlin
this = the correct excuse for my kitchen, sometimes.
fuck soap
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 27, 2007, 02:38:16 AM
As I left the arcade and went back to browse the japeemation section to fullfill my new curiosity for Hentai,
FAIL.
Quote from: LMNO on May 29, 2007, 03:30:16 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 27, 2007, 02:38:16 AM
As I left the arcade and went back to browse the japeemation section to fullfill my new curiosity for Hentai,
FAIL.
lmao. thanks.
Sorry about that. Call it a compulsion.
There was time when it would rain and the semen would just wash away. Now it's imbedded in everything we touch. Even this keyboard and mouse, my co-worker sits here and looks at porn all day when I'm not here, and this office locks. He probably had a quick spank this morning. Go walk into a porn shop and touch up everything with your hands then rub your eyes and see what happens. Maybe nothing. Maybe chlamydia of the eyeball.
ITT teh Lamanite displays irrational fear of man juice, bordering on paranoid psychosis.
Potential for homophobic Lailaise, ITT.
LMNO
-needs the appropriate "welcome to HIMEOBS" pic.
not saying I share his paranoia (after all, if it's been there all along, why start worrying now?), but I don't think that not wanting the spooge of strangers all over everything is the same thing as homophobia.
spermaphobia ITT.
brings a whole new meaning to the word PANSPERMIA
Maybe I do have some sort of phobia or compolsive disorder because I wash my hands after I touch anything that isn't mine. But then again I can't remember the last time I go sick.
I don't need another man's juice trying to fertalize the skin cells on my hand.
you'd deny the ability to fling infants from your fingertips?
I have a different philosphy on the creation of another human being that dangles on the outskirts of modern science.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 29, 2007, 04:12:40 PM
you'd deny the ability to fling infants from your fingertips?
That is
so much cooler than my +3 Baby Club.
It's like the Magic Missile of infants.
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 29, 2007, 04:11:31 PM
I wash my hands after I touch anything that isn't mine.
We're defo in Jack Nicholson territory here
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 29, 2007, 04:12:40 PM
you'd deny the ability to fling infants from your fingertips?
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Quote from: triple zero on May 29, 2007, 04:28:10 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 29, 2007, 04:12:40 PM
you'd deny the ability to fling infants from your fingertips?
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n265/orbital_storage1/shaker2.gif)
Why do flashies seem to move/rotate???? :argh!:
Because of HIMEOBS.
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 29, 2007, 04:15:16 PM
I have a different philosphy on the creation of another human being that dangles on the outskirts of modern science.
well don't be shy. let's hear it.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 29, 2007, 04:12:40 PM
you'd deny the ability to fling infants from your fingertips?
Best. Power. Evar.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 29, 2007, 04:49:20 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 29, 2007, 04:15:16 PM
I have a different philosphy on the creation of another human being that dangles on the outskirts of modern science.
well don't be shy. let's hear it.
I'd rather not. Let's just say semen only serves as a vehicle for chromosomes, but has very little to with the creation of another human being.
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 29, 2007, 07:46:59 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 29, 2007, 04:49:20 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 29, 2007, 04:15:16 PM
I have a different philosphy on the creation of another human being that dangles on the outskirts of modern science.
well don't be shy. let's hear it.
I'd rather not. Let's just say semen only serves as a vehicle for chromosomes, but has very little to with the creation of another human being.
:tinfoilhat:
Sperm: It's mahdjiquely delicious!
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 29, 2007, 07:46:59 PM
I'd rather not. Let's just say semen only serves as a vehicle for chromosomes, but has very little to with the creation of another human being.
Wow. I totally just flashed back to this sci-fi story I read a while back in which a psychologist chick was meeting with a paranoid schizophrenic lady who had decided that humanity was naturally female, and that penises were alien beings who spread the lie that semen was necessary for the creation of humans, even though it was just a chromosomally damaging waste/reproductive product of theirs.
So tell me...is that what you believe, minus the aliens?
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 29, 2007, 07:46:59 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 29, 2007, 04:49:20 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 29, 2007, 04:15:16 PM
I have a different philosphy on the creation of another human being that dangles on the outskirts of modern science.
well don't be shy. let's hear it.
I'd rather not. Let's just say semen only serves as a vehicle for chromosomes, but has very little to with the creation of another human being.
You might want to elaborate on that, because at the moment you look like a fucking idiot.
It is silly to be so paranoid of the spunkage. Because the chances that it hasn't dried up by the time you touch it... Well, it's so fresh that you feel the squish when you touch something, then I guess you can be grossed out. But honestly, there is SO MUCH pee/poo/splooge/snot/spit/whatever all over everything... We live surrounded by other human beings, and we cannot guarantee their cleanliness. I'd rather chill the fuck out and not live in a state of fear.
I too almost never sick. But I follow the aforementioned George Carlin school of immune system development. HARDC0REZ0RZ PH34R MY 1337 WHITE BLOOD CELLS.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 29, 2007, 04:49:20 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 29, 2007, 04:15:16 PM
I have a different philosphy on the creation of another human being that dangles on the outskirts of modern science.
well don't be shy. let's hear it.
My philosophy is "just don't do it." :D
-DC
Loves her birth control!
You're a chick though cupcake...
Touching spooge turns men gay.
Worst. Toxin. Evar.
But so does the the wango/tango, and I don't see anyone on this forum shying away from that!
Don't be afraid of the gay! At first it may seem unusual, but slowly it will get inside of you... :eek:
This thread is now about the wierdest place you've left a load.
Me? Once I actually shot it in the toilet while standing and didn't miss any. 8)
Go!
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on May 30, 2007, 05:38:12 AM
But so does the the wango/tango, and I don't see anyone on this forum shying away from that!
Don't be afraid of the gay! At first it may seem unusual, but slowly it will get inside of you... :eek:
Allow the Big, Gay Cowboy to come through you.
Yes,
that way.
Quote from: Felix on May 30, 2007, 07:10:23 AM
This thread is now about the wierdest place you've left a load.
Me? Once I actually shot it in the toilet while standing and didn't miss any. 8)
Go!
My ex and I used to have public sex everywhere.
Therefore, I'm going to go with: The Bible section of a Waldenbooks.
During buisness hours.
Either that, or the place I lost my virginity: my friends grandmothers bed.
In a car crash.
During or after?
During.
Why is this post sticky?
10/10
I can't think of many other weird places. Except maybe on cape cod, at the edge of the sand cliff facing the beach.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2007, 12:20:59 AM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 29, 2007, 07:46:59 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 29, 2007, 04:49:20 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 29, 2007, 04:15:16 PM
I have a different philosphy on the creation of another human being that dangles on the outskirts of modern science.
well don't be shy. let's hear it.
I'd rather not. Let's just say semen only serves as a vehicle for chromosomes, but has very little to with the creation of another human being.
You might want to elaborate on that, because at the moment you look like a fucking idiot.
Which is why I didn't want to elaborate. Now I have to face judgments ugly wrath.
Expanding on it at this point is: pointless. You already established that you don't have any respect for what I have to say next, so any knowledge I have on the subject will look like babbling from some idiot on the internet.
You're a fucking coward.
For fuck's sake, man. If it's a goof, put on your Emperor Norton hat, and proclaim it to the rafters!
If you actually have a theory that goes against million sof years of biological history and science, bring it on & make a fundamental change to our understanding of reproduction.
He chose this option:
Make an idiotic statement that refutes what people know is true. Then instead of standing up behind his stupid statement, he hides behind "you won't like what I have to say, so i'm not even going to waste my awesome intellect on you."
Hidden meaning: "I know I'm an idiot, I just want to hide from scrutiny, and hopefully live my life without any conflict."
That shit is weak.
I never refuted anything that people know is true.
I just claimed to interpret it differntly. Then I got called out for that?
And now look people want to argue with me, that's fucking savage.
one moar post.
I never claimed to not be savage.
Anyhoo, you're a coward.
I just don't repond well to name calling, plus I didn't call you savage, but your actions: they're savage.
Now you want to get into how a baby is made:
A sperm unites with an egg and a baby is made. We all know this is how it happens.
But that actual life force and power that creates the baby relies within the woman.
Energy if you will.
So what I was trying to refute was: The power to fling babies from your finger tips.
I have a different philosphy on it, the power is with the woman.
Are you happy? Now go fuck yourself.
Was that so hard?
Doesn't it feel good to know that now I will laugh at your ridiculous theories for what they are, instead of what I imagine them to be?
Now I can be savage toward a person and his ideas, not just the usually outright baseless fuckery we've all become accustomed to me spewing.
Why are you so defensive?
Do you have kids of your own?
Did you really think I believed in that power?
Don't you like the attention you're getting?
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 30, 2007, 04:41:52 PM
I never claimed to not be savage.
Anyhoo, you're a coward.
Hunter is so savage his mere presence makes even the most experienced Hunic warrior poop in his saddle
You mean to say this is all about "refuting" the power to fling babies from one's fingetips?
You know that's completely retarded, right?
Now, as far as your theory goes, then yes, the energy the baby gets to grow comes from the woman. The fact that babies are alien parasites that feed off the host is fairly common knowledge.
I think He's talking about life energy.
Which I don't believe in, but if I did, no, unfortunatly, I don't think it all would've come from my mother.
Quote from: LMNO on May 30, 2007, 05:07:21 PM
You mean to say this is all about "refuting" the power to fling babies from one's fingetips?
You know that's completely retarded, right?
Now, as far as your theory goes, then yes, the energy the baby gets to grow comes from the woman. The fact that babies are alien parasites that feed off the host is fairly common knowledge.
What? It wasn't storks all along?
Also, I think my socks are high enough energy to produce babies, they certainly *smell* like it. Why have I not bred a race of sock/BDSFing mutants yet?
so.. it's okay to quit feeding my kid now then
since all his energy already came from his mom!
thanks!
--vexati0n,
plans to save a fucking fortune on food now.
Quote from: LMNO on May 30, 2007, 05:07:21 PM
Now, as far as your theory goes, then yes, the energy the baby gets to grow comes from the woman. The fact that babies are alien parasites that feed off the host is fairly common knowledge.
This is What happens when Men Get pregnant
/
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http://images.zap2it.com/ltvimages/images/240/johnhurt_alien_240_001.jpg
probably NSFW
NSFW?
wtf kind of nazi employer do you have? we send that kind of shit to clients
Quote from: LMNO on May 30, 2007, 05:07:21 PM
You mean to say this is all about "refuting" the power to fling babies from one's fingetips?
You know that's completely retarded, right?
Now, as far as your theory goes, then yes, the energy the baby gets to grow comes from the woman. The fact that babies are alien parasites that feed off the host is fairly common knowledge.
Yeah I know it's completley retarded. This whole thread is designed from part of my retardism, which is why I made it. What's even more retarded is how I made a statement and the shit hit the fan.
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 05:16:21 PM
What's even more retarded is how I made a statement and the shit hit the fan.
either you haven't been here very long or you're just too outlandish for us.
OFUK looks like we got a psychology experiment on our hands.
*hint* results gained from experimentation on abnormal subjects usually prove difficult to replicate.
Quote from: vexati0n on May 30, 2007, 05:15:16 PM
NSFW?
wtf kind of nazi employer do you have? we send that kind of shit to clients
DUFFMAN'S A CAUTIOUS CAT!!
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Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 04:40:35 PM
And now look people want to argue with me, that's fucking savage.
arguing is savage?
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 05:16:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 30, 2007, 05:07:21 PM
You mean to say this is all about "refuting" the power to fling babies from one's fingetips?
You know that's completely retarded, right?
Now, as far as your theory goes, then yes, the energy the baby gets to grow comes from the woman. The fact that babies are alien parasites that feed off the host is fairly common knowledge.
Yeah I know it's completley retarded. This whole thread is designed from part of my retardism, which is why I made it. What's even more retarded is how I made a statement and the shit hit the fan.
heh.
welcome to the monkey cages.
Quote from: triple zero on May 30, 2007, 05:19:19 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 04:40:35 PM
And now look people want to argue with me, that's fucking savage.
arguing is savage?
considering the basis of the argument, I wouldn't say that it's being civil.
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 05:16:21 PMYeah I know it's completley retarded. This whole thread is designed from part of my retardism, which is why I made it. What's even more retarded is how I made a statement and the shit hit the fan.
That's because you didn't make the
entire satement, and because it lacked
panache.
If you had just come out & said it, and made some witty observation, none of this would have happened.
Or, you could have gone with the "flinging fetus' from fingers" joke, and ran with it.
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 05:22:53 PM
Quote from: triple zero on May 30, 2007, 05:19:19 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 04:40:35 PM
And now look people want to argue with me, that's fucking savage.
arguing is savage?
considering the basis of the argument, I wouldn't say that it's being civil.
"Buncha savages in this
town board, I'm telling you."
Srsly, stay calm. It's okay to have disagreements. That may be one of the few constants of this board. Just run with it.
Calm my ass I wanna see him crack up
First we break em down
Then we build em back up
OUR WAY!!!
//
:mind ray:
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 05:22:53 PM
Quote from: triple zero on May 30, 2007, 05:19:19 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 04:40:35 PM
And now look people want to argue with me, that's fucking savage.
arguing is savage?
considering the basis of the argument, I wouldn't say that it's being civil.
:cry:
Fuck civility.
It's for pussies.
Like you, you fucking crybaby.
Quote from: LMNO on May 30, 2007, 05:29:13 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 05:16:21 PMYeah I know it's completley retarded. This whole thread is designed from part of my retardism, which is why I made it. What's even more retarded is how I made a statement and the shit hit the fan.
That's because you didn't make the entire satement, and because it lacked panache.
If you had just come out & said it, and made some witty observation, none of this would have happened.
Or, you could have gone with the "flinging fetus' from fingers" joke, and ran with it.
Oh shit, this is getting deep now.........
For the sake of argument I was trying to establish why I felt semen was a filthy substance.
But when the name calling started in the argument became pointless.
We can analyze pussy from every angle but ultimately when you turn it sideways it smiles back at you the same way.
Wait, you think semen is a filthy substance because the woman feeds the fetus?
I think it becomes filthy when it leaves the body because the sugars and protein are great bacteria magnets.
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 30, 2007, 07:29:42 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 05:22:53 PM
Quote from: triple zero on May 30, 2007, 05:19:19 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 04:40:35 PM
And now look people want to argue with me, that's fucking savage.
arguing is savage?
considering the basis of the argument, I wouldn't say that it's being civil.
:cry:
Fuck civility.
It's for pussies.
Like you, you fucking crybaby.
I can't believe there is someone out there more bored at the moment than I am.
I feel like I just joined the special olympic team. I'm right where I need to be.
No job.
No friends.
No woman.
What else am I going to do?
Commence the evening's sockfucking?
All in due time...
No I think it's filthy because it stinks and get's sticky
I was combatting LHX's comment that was giving more credit than semens worth giving in regards to "power":
Quote from: LHX on May 27, 2007, 03:41:33 AM
its funny how the most nutrient-dense and life-giving substance is generally seen as the most disgusting
its like its too powerful
also - most people are terrified of their own shit
like there is a difference between when it was inside them and when they dropped it in the can
Sometimes I don't completely flesh things out. I just have a different understanding than you, and in no way am I purposley trying to imply that i'm smarter or a know it all. Perhaps i'm just assuming to much at this point.
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 07:53:55 PM
No I think it's filthy because it stinks and get's sticky
I was combatting LHX's comment that was giving more credit than semens worth giving in regards to "power":
Quote from: LHX on May 27, 2007, 03:41:33 AM
its funny how the most nutrient-dense and life-giving substance is generally seen as the most disgusting
its like its too powerful
also - most people are terrified of their own shit
like there is a difference between when it was inside them and when they dropped it in the can
Sometimes I don't completely flesh things out. I just have a different understanding than you, and in no way am I purposley trying to imply that i'm smarter or a know it all. Perhaps i'm just assuming to much at this point.
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Quote from: SillyCybin on May 30, 2007, 07:26:33 PM
Calm my ass I wanna see him crack up
First we break em down
Then we build em back up
OUR WAY!!!
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:mind ray:
WE CAN REBUILD HIM
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
FASTER
STRONGER
MORE RESISTENT TO JIZZ/INTERNETS
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 07:53:55 PM
No I think it's filthy because it stinks and get's sticky
I was combatting LHX's comment that was giving more credit than semens worth giving in regards to "power":
Quote from: LHX on May 27, 2007, 03:41:33 AM
its funny how the most nutrient-dense and life-giving substance is generally seen as the most disgusting
its like its too powerful
also - most people are terrified of their own shit
like there is a difference between when it was inside them and when they dropped it in the can
Sometimes I don't completely flesh things out. I just have a different understanding than you, and in no way am I purposley trying to imply that i'm smarter or a know it all. Perhaps i'm just assuming to much at this point.
Ah.
I usually use the quote function quite often, so people know to what I'm referring.
Anyway, you're past 50 posts, so things may get ugly. Hang on...
Quote from: Netaungrot on May 30, 2007, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 07:53:55 PM
No I think it's filthy because it stinks and get's sticky
I was combatting LHX's comment that was giving more credit than semens worth giving in regards to "power":
Quote from: LHX on May 27, 2007, 03:41:33 AM
its funny how the most nutrient-dense and life-giving substance is generally seen as the most disgusting
its like its too powerful
also - most people are terrified of their own shit
like there is a difference between when it was inside them and when they dropped it in the can
Sometimes I don't completely flesh things out. I just have a different understanding than you, and in no way am I purposley trying to imply that i'm smarter or a know it all. Perhaps i'm just assuming to much at this point.
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Fuck you! My gf is a retard!
:lulz:
Silly, do i smell a meme? :)
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 07:53:55 PM
No I think it's filthy because it stinks and get's sticky
but wikipedia says
"Basic amines such as putrescine, spermine, spermidine and cadaverine are responsible for the smell and flavor of semen."
so how does that make it filthy?
Quote from: triple zero on May 31, 2007, 12:15:24 PM
Silly, do i smell a meme? :)
Fuck you! My uncle was eaten by a meme
:lulz:
This was the first time I read this and I must suggest that you write more, I really enjoyed this rant.
Noone gives a fuck.