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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2007, 09:47:03 PM

Title: Another TGRR prophecy comes true:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2007, 09:47:03 PM
http://www.chattanoogan.com/articles/article_107907.asp

It's an op-ed, but the NSPD-51 really exists, and is as represented.

HAW HAW!

AMERICA ---> S/F/O!

TGRR,
Laughing til his guts bleed.
Title: Re: Another TGRR prophecy comes true:
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 29, 2007, 09:57:31 PM
"The United States of America will now be known as the First Galactic Empire!"
Title: Re: Another TGRR prophecy comes true:
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 29, 2007, 09:57:36 PM
yes the monkey house has gotten much more interesting this year...


I doubt Bush will be the one to make the play, as his popularity is almost non-existant
but the ground works have been laid
Title: Re: Another TGRR prophecy comes true:
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 29, 2007, 09:59:57 PM
Popularity doesn't matter.

This basically says " I get absolute power, but only if I want it."

Not like congress would lift a finger anyway...
Title: Re: Another TGRR prophecy comes true:
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 29, 2007, 10:09:54 PM
ah.. even the American people wouldn't stand for that

now Emperor Romney
thats another story
it even has a nice ring to it
Title: Re: Another TGRR prophecy comes true:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2007, 10:38:44 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 29, 2007, 09:57:36 PM
yes the monkey house has gotten much more interesting this year...


I doubt Bush will be the one to make the play, as his popularity is almost non-existant
but the ground works have been laid

You're so CUTE when you get all 20th Century.

This makes popularity irrelevant.

Title: Re: Another TGRR prophecy comes true:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2007, 10:39:02 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 29, 2007, 10:09:54 PM
ah.. even the American people wouldn't stand for that



:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Another TGRR prophecy comes true:
Post by: The Lamanite on May 29, 2007, 10:45:35 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 29, 2007, 09:57:31 PM
"The United States of America will now be known as the First Galactic Empire!"

And the sith will once again rule the Galaxy, and we shall have peace!
Title: Re: Another TGRR prophecy comes true:
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 29, 2007, 11:01:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2007, 10:38:44 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 29, 2007, 09:57:36 PM
yes the monkey house has gotten much more interesting this year...


I doubt Bush will be the one to make the play, as his popularity is almost non-existant
but the ground works have been laid

You're so CUTE when you get all 20th Century.

This makes popularity irrelevant.



I think it does, or at least sort of...

if your meaning to take control by forcefully taking it, you may or may not succeed, as factors dictate
it much easier and almost guarentees success if you have people give you their freedoms, one by one, which to my calculations this has been slowly going on for quite some time now
Title: Re: Another TGRR prophecy comes true:
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 30, 2007, 12:09:51 AM
as bad as this is, i was sort of hoping the absolute end of even the pretense of Republic would have been more imaginative.  this plan is so transparent even i can see through it:

1. NSPD-51
2. stage terrorist attacks throughout the US.  make sure to note that it's "Home-Grown Terrorists".
3. Declare martial law.  Continue staging (minor) attacks.  Make martial law rough enough on the citizens to bring out the Resistance.
4. Use the media to make people believe that it was the Resistance who were the terrorists all along.  Then, you get:
  a) a public scared enough to obey
  b) a public confused enough to kill its own resistance movement.

5. Smoke a cigar and enjoy the next 1,000 years of empire.
Title: Re: Another TGRR prophecy comes true:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2007, 05:02:02 AM
Oh, and look:

http://www.comcast.net/news/international/index.jsp?cat=INTERNATIONAL&fn=/2007/05/29/675759.html&cvqh=itn_romney

That didn't take long.
Title: Re: Another TGRR prophecy comes true:
Post by: Jasper on May 30, 2007, 07:12:47 AM
*Face-palm*

Optimism ruined.
Title: Re: Another TGRR prophecy comes true:
Post by: cyberus on May 30, 2007, 07:44:48 AM
 :eek:




:tinfoilhat:

That's about all I can say at this point.
Title: Re: Another TGRR prophecy comes true:
Post by: Cain on May 30, 2007, 06:30:34 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on May 30, 2007, 12:09:51 AM
as bad as this is, i was sort of hoping the absolute end of even the pretense of Republic would have been more imaginative.  this plan is so transparent even i can see through it:

1. NSPD-51
2. stage terrorist attacks throughout the US.  make sure to note that it's "Home-Grown Terrorists".
3. Declare martial law.  Continue staging (minor) attacks.  Make martial law rough enough on the citizens to bring out the Resistance.
4. Use the media to make people believe that it was the Resistance who were the terrorists all along.  Then, you get:
  a) a public scared enough to obey
  b) a public confused enough to kill its own resistance movement.

5. Smoke a cigar and enjoy the next 1,000 years of empire.

And of course, you have to remember both the Pentagon and the FBI are trying to incite terrorist attacks, either through infiltration, black flag ops or even going to the lengths of recruiting known terrorists and creating the cell out of nothing (a la Fort Dix).  Piece of cake, really.
Title: Re: Another TGRR prophecy comes true:
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 30, 2007, 07:10:14 PM
at least Nero had a fucking personality.
Title: Re: Another TGRR prophecy comes true:
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 30, 2007, 07:16:55 PM
(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/3176/georgebushos8.jpg)
Title: Re: Another TGRR prophecy comes true:
Post by: Jasper on May 31, 2007, 01:37:24 AM
I'd take Nero over Bush.  At least Nero was properly insane.