Principia Discordia

 :mrgreen:

NEVER

:tgrr:

Roger, I promise I will kill you.

In about 25 1/2 years.

Hey, if I'm ever in Arkansas (it is Arkansas, right?) I'll hit you up.

And by hit you up I mean, of course, with a clawhammer.

You'll owe me, though.

I wont kill him for the simple fact he makes me laugh
...stop doing that  - then we'll talk about it

Quote from: Doktor_Fistula on June 11, 2007, 04:40:11 AM
Hey, if I'm ever in Arkansas (it is Arkansas, right?)

:rogpipe:

Damn.  Them's some bad odds up there.

I think the poll was fixed.

My bad, dude, I saw what I did a minute after I did it.

Honest mistake, I'm quite sorry.

I get confused by states that start with the same letter.

In hindsight, I should have known better.

Arizona is just Arkansas without trees.

Yo so there was this baby shower at work today

and it took place IMMEDIATELY OUTSIDE MY CUBE

but on the bright side I had like three mimosas and two glasses of champagne. And I seem to be pretty heavily buzzed



enjoying it while it lasts

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 17, 2007, 03:56:57 PM
Yo so there was this baby shower at work today

and it took place IMMEDIATELY OUTSIDE MY CUBE

ZOMG BABIES ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE

O, I'm enjoying it alright.

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 17, 2007, 03:56:57 PM
Yo so there was this baby shower at work today

and it took place IMMEDIATELY OUTSIDE MY CUBE

but on the bright side I had like three mimosas and two glasses of champagne. And I seem to be pretty heavily buzzed



enjoying it while it lasts

Plz to be stealing me a mimosa for lunch time kthxbi :mrgreen:

So when are D-Cup and Cram coming to work with us here?!!!!11 It'll be superb.  8)

I am sending out resumes around Manhattan. My lease expires the end of October. If I don't have a job in Manhattan by then (which is looking pretty dubious) I'm coming up to Boston.

Srsly.

I have wanderlust. I am bored. Time for change of scene!

If you live with Kara, you can practically walk to our office or stumble on the Green Line for 2 stops then walk from Park St. I know we'll be hiring in the fall too because this summer is going to make half of the department quit. Which is a GOOD thing, because you'll get all trained up get to partake in the crazy slow winter months in which I do nothing but play with my action figures and pull pranks on the office.

Unfortunately, Kara has to leave that apartment in the fall when the person she's subletting from returns.

But I found a 2 bedroom ON NEWBURY STREET. I want to convince her to move NOOOOOWWWWWW.

But that's not possible right now for her. :sad:

So just save an opening at your job for October or November. Then the invasion can commence. :lol:

Alternately, just tell me where to find a new hire and I will shiv them when I get up there so that I can get hired.

Quote from: hunter s.durden on June 11, 2007, 04:38:02 AM
Roger, I promise I will kill you.

In about 25 1/2 years.

23 years left.

oddly enough i do not recall making this thread

I don't find it that odd.  Cf: my IRC chat experience two weeks ago.

i was sarcasting!  :argh!:
i probably do not remember half f what i do when im drunk


...which can be very very bad...or good.

That all depends if you're in my room at the time.

 :x :x :x :x :x

Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 02, 2009, 08:37:42 PM
i was sarcasting!  :argh!:
i probably do not remember half f what i do when im drunk


...which can be very very bad...or good.

Just make sure you're nowhere near Roman Polanski.

Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 02, 2009, 08:43:04 PM
:x :x :x :x :x

Fred is a homewrecker.   :argh!:

I enjoy drunk posting far too much.  :mrgreen: