Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Think for Yourself, Schmuck! => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2007, 01:30:34 AM

Title: Why is this section on top?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2007, 01:30:34 AM
Not enough noobs scrawling their treatises on the law of 5s posting in this forum?

So, great, put it up top where the noobs will poop all over it.

But at least we all got to show that intellectual assfuckery is king here.  I believe I shall get myself a cigarette holder, to fit in.

BUT WAIT!  I gave up smoking?  Oh, what to do?  Perhaps a monocle?

Anyway, congrats to whatever genius moved the forum, as we all know that the problem of insufficient rants-on-demand and the failure of PD users to bow to one man's vision can always be solved by rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Great dance band, though.


Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Chairman Risus on July 10, 2007, 02:45:07 AM
This section has always been on top.  Your monitor must be upside down.

This one is in the same place, they just moved the rest of them to the other side.

The monocle is a good idea.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2007, 03:12:22 AM
shit, KE wins the thread.

and Roger, I apologize for upsetting your routine.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: PopeTom on July 10, 2007, 03:12:35 AM
Hindenburg, rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2007, 03:14:21 AM
You see, PD.com is definitely some sort of democracy, but it's more of an after-the-fact democracy. Aside from major changes, I act on the occasional whim and if enough people say "Dude, you fucking suck, change it back!" I'll change it back unless I have a REALLY good raeson for doing what I did in the first place.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2007, 03:23:51 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2007, 03:14:21 AM
You see, PD.com is definitely some sort of democracy, but it's more of an after-the-fact democracy. Aside from major changes, I act on the occasional whim and if enough people say "Dude, you fucking suck, change it back!" I'll change it back unless I have a REALLY good raeson for doing what I did in the first place.

So what's your really good reason?
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2007, 03:24:23 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2007, 03:12:22 AM
shit, KE wins the thread.

and Roger, I apologize for upsetting your routine.

And I win the board, or at least I will within a month, when this forum fills up with fail and bullshit.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2007, 03:24:42 AM
Quote from: keeper entropic on July 10, 2007, 02:45:07 AM
This section has always been on top.  Your monitor must be upside down.

This one is in the same place, they just moved the rest of them to the other side.

The monocle is a good idea.

:mittens:
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2007, 04:56:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2007, 03:23:51 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2007, 03:14:21 AM
You see, PD.com is definitely some sort of democracy, but it's more of an after-the-fact democracy. Aside from major changes, I act on the occasional whim and if enough people say "Dude, you fucking suck, change it back!" I'll change it back unless I have a REALLY good raeson for doing what I did in the first place.

So what's your really good reason?

I don't necessarily have one.

but then, you're the only one that's voiced a complaint so far.

yuo != majority
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2007, 05:37:35 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2007, 04:56:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2007, 03:23:51 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2007, 03:14:21 AM
You see, PD.com is definitely some sort of democracy, but it's more of an after-the-fact democracy. Aside from major changes, I act on the occasional whim and if enough people say "Dude, you fucking suck, change it back!" I'll change it back unless I have a REALLY good raeson for doing what I did in the first place.

So what's your really good reason?

I don't necessarily have one.

but then, you're the only one that's voiced a complaint so far.

yuo != majority

I have "Bob".

What do you have?  A few dozen apes.

(http://images.lamer.net/owned-wheelchair.jpg)
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2007, 05:44:16 AM
well, that gives me the ability to fling ALOT of poop, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2007, 05:45:46 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2007, 05:44:16 AM
well, that gives me the ability to fling ALOT of poop, doesn't it?

I can fling more single-handedly.

Because, among other reasons, I know that it is "A LOT", not "ALOT".

TGRR,
Pedantic Bastard.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2007, 05:48:48 AM
for all intentsive porpoises, ALOT = A LOT
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: PopeTom on July 10, 2007, 05:52:13 AM
ECH is going to allot a lot of poop through the alloting method of a lot of poop flinging.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2007, 05:52:41 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2007, 05:48:48 AM
for all intentsive porpoises, ALOT = A LOT

Granite, but if you're going to be our fearless leader, maybe you need to hire Peggy Noonan.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Idem on July 10, 2007, 07:01:27 AM
You guys arent being mellow enough
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Chairman Risus on July 10, 2007, 07:20:54 AM
Mod war aside


We should just change it so once you click post and it shoots off through the internet tubes to some random place on the forum and you can just hope to shit that it ends up in the right place.

That will solve everything. Or nothing.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: hunter s.durden on July 10, 2007, 11:55:19 AM
I'll second the complaint.
The movement threw me off.

Plus, I think the whole attitude here of "we're not being intellectual enough" is a bunch of horseshit.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: LMNO on July 10, 2007, 01:08:25 PM
I suggest we see how much bullshit piles up here as opposed to it being on bottom.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Forteetu on July 10, 2007, 02:01:40 PM
                                                                  That's A LOT of shit!
                                                                             //
(http://mondays.pwop.com/poo/PoopooPlatter2.gif)
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: faust on July 10, 2007, 02:16:40 PM
hrm. I think it should be fine here. if someone posts an intro or some form of OMG 23 bullshit it can be moved down. its not like its set in stone.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: AFK on July 10, 2007, 02:40:43 PM
I have to admit that there is a part of me that hopes BIP doesn't fall victim to some of the rather un-PD stuff that got posted in the PD section.  I'm giving the benefit of the doubt that it won't happen with BIP. 
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: That One Guy on July 10, 2007, 02:41:06 PM
I always figured that if we were going to move anything to the top it would be Apple Talk, since that's the catch-all bullshit forum that also contains the Noob introduction thread. I was half convinced that the reason Principia Discussion got tons of random crap was that it was at the top - I'm with LMNO in seeing if the BIP gathers the same level of shite now that IT has the "top spot" (no better way to test the theory after all). We can always move it again later if it gets too full of cock, repost and fail (well, MORE full of cock, repost and fail  :mrgreen:).
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: AFK on July 10, 2007, 02:43:29 PM
Quote from: That One Guy on July 10, 2007, 02:41:06 PM
I always figured that if we were going to move anything to the top it would be Apple Talk, since that's the catch-all bullshit forum that also contains the Noob introduction thread. I was half convinced that the reason Principia Discussion got tons of random crap was that it was at the top - I'm with LMNO in seeing if the BIP gathers the same level of shite now that IT has the "top spot" (no better way to test the theory after all). We can always move it again later if it gets too full of cock, repost and fail (well, MORE full of cock, repost and fail  :mrgreen:).

Yup, and I think you're on the mark with Apple Talk.  IF the BIP starts getting shit tacked onto it that would be my recommendation.  Move BIP back down to the bottom and put Apple Talk on top. 
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Forteetu on July 10, 2007, 03:04:59 PM

one point of view from a n00b...

I purposefully avoided the BIP section for the first few days/week because it did seem to be the more "serious" section of the forum and figured I'd wander around the other shiite for a little while before posting there. The fact that the BIP was towards the bottom helped support that reasoning to me, that's my perception.

Also, did not post first in the intro section, didn't see it at first. Maybe it would help to have intros in whatever the top section was. Did find the "bring and brag" section to make my own introduction and post links to videos, so that worked.

my 2cents added
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Triple Zero on July 10, 2007, 03:48:56 PM
i'll repost my two cents here then:

Quote from: triple zero on July 10, 2007, 09:31:47 AMthis is troof.

everybody can see that so far the "principia discussion" subforum, which used to be on top, functioned as a landing zone for stoopid n00b chattery about hotdogs and christian discordians and what ever for fuck shit. though still funny to bash em for it.

i suggest:

1) let's wait until that happens to the BIP forum once or twice, so everybody can see who was right
2) move the "principia discussion" subforum back above it
3) rename it to ZOMG23
4) decide it's exempt from the 50 post suggestion

[ step 1, 3 and 4 are in fact optional ]

though afterwards, TOG & RWHN are right about using Apple Talk for the catch-all, and mentioning "post your introductions here" in the description would probably help a lot as well for the n00bs to find the right place.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Triple Zero on July 10, 2007, 03:50:00 PM
btw on the OTHER hand

i need to bring up the point that the idea for the BIP was formed in the Principia Discussion forum, which was at the top at that time.

so there's also something to be said about coming full circle :)
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: AFK on July 10, 2007, 04:20:31 PM
Quote from: triple zero on July 10, 2007, 03:50:00 PM
btw on the OTHER hand

i need to bring up the point that the idea for the BIP was formed in the Principia Discussion forum, which was at the top at that time.

so there's also something to be said about coming full circle :)

so we should all make sure we are wearing protection. 
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Cramulus on July 10, 2007, 04:25:38 PM
If BIP starts to get crapped up

--and by the way, right now the only threads crapping it up are "Just call me nigger" (which was from down below) and this one

swap it down one.
If Principia Discussion catches all the n00bery because it's on top, we should put Apple Talk on top, then BIP below it, then PrincDisc. right below that.

That way the meat will still be visible, though it won't be drawing the entire asshats anonymous congregation

But honestly until we start seeing noobs post their intro threads here, this is all a null point. Having newbies come look at this forum is good, fresh perspectives can lead to memetic evolution. Yes, they can crap it up too, but that's going to happen whenever you have a higher volume of posts.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Jasper on July 10, 2007, 07:40:27 PM
I just don't like scrolling down every time I go to the best forum on this board.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: LMNO on July 10, 2007, 07:41:28 PM
Oh, come on.  Meta-Forum isn't that good.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Jasper on July 10, 2007, 07:52:31 PM
Wiseass. 
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: LMNO on July 10, 2007, 07:52:55 PM
:thanks:
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 13, 2007, 02:20:10 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 10, 2007, 04:25:38 PM
If BIP starts to get crapped up

--and by the way, right now the only threads crapping it up are "Just call me nigger" (which was from down below) and this one

swap it down one.
If Principia Discussion catches all the n00bery because it's on top, we should put Apple Talk on top, then BIP below it, then PrincDisc. right below that.

That way the meat will still be visible, though it won't be drawing the entire asshats anonymous congregation

But honestly until we start seeing noobs post their intro threads here, this is all a null point. Having newbies come look at this forum is good, fresh perspectives can lead to memetic evolution. Yes, they can crap it up too, but that's going to happen whenever you have a higher volume of posts.

Why is BIP the "meat"?

Or Kill me has some meat, and so does literate chaotic.   AT is funnier, and nobody has to put up with LHX in a beret.

*gratuitous unprovoked slam*
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: LHX on July 13, 2007, 04:12:25 AM
just a beret?

yikes





hide the kids
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 13, 2007, 04:28:57 AM
naked canadians ITT.

IF BIP starts to get overrun with n00bery, we'll move it down a slot or two.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: hunter s.durden on July 13, 2007, 01:41:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 13, 2007, 02:20:10 AM
Why is BIP the "meat"?

I've been wondering that myself.

I hardly even read the BIP anymore, as it's all been said before. I'm more of a "barstool" guy, so I've just been reading alot of this lately and saying "so?"
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 13, 2007, 01:43:40 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on July 13, 2007, 01:41:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 13, 2007, 02:20:10 AM
Why is BIP the "meat"?

I've been wondering that myself.

I hardly even read the BIP anymore, as it's all been said before. I'm more of a "barstool" guy, so I've just been reading alot of this lately and saying "so?"

"So What?" is the correct response.  If you felt like you were getting answers to that question, BIP wouldn't be doing its job.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: AFK on July 13, 2007, 02:04:05 PM
I don't necessarily think it is "THE" meat.  And even so, there can be vegetarians.  I have to admit I've hit a wall with it.  Even the shrapnel thing, there was a flash of something now I'm just kind of stuck.   
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: LHX on July 13, 2007, 07:24:08 PM
(http://www.vbmf.com/toolbox_red.jpg)
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on July 13, 2007, 07:51:12 PM
(http://www.brundlefly.co.uk/ImagesItems/Large/982.jpg)
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: LMNO on July 13, 2007, 07:52:50 PM
Hat rack?



Is hatrack the new toolbox?


If so:  Nice rack, D-Cup.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: AFK on July 13, 2007, 07:53:02 PM
(http://www.allthingscedar.com/images/birdhouse2.jpg)
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on July 13, 2007, 08:12:48 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 13, 2007, 07:52:50 PM
Hat rack?



Is hatrack the new toolbox?


If so:  Nice rack, D-Cup.

I'm trying to get it there.

The idea was developed in traffic.

Me: "Asshat! Don't slow down in the left lane! Aaahh! And an asshat in the center lane! My god, this place is swarming with asshats! A veritable cornucopia of asshats! One might say that this highway is in fact A HAT RACK HUNG WITH ASSHATS."

I then went off on all the different kinds of asshats. For example, we have the ten gallon, the bowler, the fedora... For the particularly tight-assed asshat there is the fez...

THIS FREAD IS A HAT RACK



P.S. THANK YUO MY RACK IS AWESOME :D
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 14, 2007, 03:22:54 AM
but....asshats are the GOOD guys.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Jasper on July 15, 2007, 08:15:28 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 14, 2007, 03:22:54 AM
but....asshats are the GOOD guys.

You are showing a concerningly non-postmodern usage of qualitative statements, Mr. Coast Hustle.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 15, 2007, 05:36:25 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on July 13, 2007, 01:43:40 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on July 13, 2007, 01:41:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 13, 2007, 02:20:10 AM
Why is BIP the "meat"?

I've been wondering that myself.

I hardly even read the BIP anymore, as it's all been said before. I'm more of a "barstool" guy, so I've just been reading alot of this lately and saying "so?"

"So What?" is the correct response.  If you felt like you were getting answers to that question, BIP wouldn't be doing its job.

Then what the fuck is the point?  Everyone here suddenly turn into French existentialists?  Fer Chrissakes.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 15, 2007, 05:37:04 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 14, 2007, 03:22:54 AM
but....asshats are the GOOD guys.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: LHX on July 15, 2007, 07:36:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 15, 2007, 05:36:25 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on July 13, 2007, 01:43:40 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on July 13, 2007, 01:41:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 13, 2007, 02:20:10 AM
Why is BIP the "meat"?

I've been wondering that myself.

I hardly even read the BIP anymore, as it's all been said before. I'm more of a "barstool" guy, so I've just been reading alot of this lately and saying "so?"

"So What?" is the correct response.  If you felt like you were getting answers to that question, BIP wouldn't be doing its job.

Then what the fuck is the point?  Everyone here suddenly turn into French existentialists?  Fer Chrissakes.

maybe the point is gathering momentum

refining styles

developing strength


a lab where tools get developed and tested


just throwing ideas out there
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 15, 2007, 07:51:27 PM
Quote from: LHX on July 15, 2007, 07:36:22 PM


maybe the point is gathering momentum



Momentum?  How's that working out for you?
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Cain on July 15, 2007, 07:54:27 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/0/5/b/05bb82ef41e1edcb3ee626446475f505.png)

Thats how.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: LHX on July 15, 2007, 07:59:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 15, 2007, 07:51:27 PM
Quote from: LHX on July 15, 2007, 07:36:22 PM


maybe the point is gathering momentum



Momentum?  How's that working out for you?

personally?

not bad
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: faust on July 16, 2007, 10:47:58 AM
I dont like the new name.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Triple Zero on July 16, 2007, 11:08:46 AM
My best friend died in a sea of Schmuck.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: AFK on July 16, 2007, 01:45:07 PM
I'm not sure about it either.  But, I think it's a step in the right direction.  I'm sure someone will unwittingly coin a better phrase that we will all latch onto as we did with the BIP term. 
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Triple Zero on July 16, 2007, 01:52:55 PM
I actually liked "Serious Discordianism"

it would give LAIL (now) and LULZ (in the future)

or, i suggest everybody with the power keeps changing the title until we get sick of bitching about it.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: AFK on July 16, 2007, 02:04:42 PM
Actually, I kind of like that idea, the second one.  I think tomorrow it should be changed to, "Nose Flutes For Freedom"
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 16, 2007, 03:02:31 PM
Serious Discordianism sounds like trouble.  We can't go having discussions without pausing to inject misplaced humor, otherwise it might turn out less than pointless.

also, somebody's going to have to explain to me the difference between LOL, LAIL, LULZ, LAWL, etc.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: LMNO on July 16, 2007, 03:03:21 PM
I don't care what it's called, or where it is on the forum, provided we just stop fucking talking about it already.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 16, 2007, 04:10:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 16, 2007, 03:03:21 PM
I don't care what it's called, or where it is on the forum, provided we just stop fucking talking about it already.

a-fucking-men.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Triple Zero on July 16, 2007, 06:20:36 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on July 16, 2007, 03:02:31 PM
Serious Discordianism sounds like trouble.  We can't go having discussions without pausing to inject misplaced humor, otherwise it might turn out less than pointless.

also, somebody's going to have to explain to me the difference between LOL, LAIL, LULZ, LAWL, etc.

the most important is LULZ, that as far as i understand it, is specifically laughing *about* somebody having done or said something stupid because you (or somebody, sometimes even themselves) trolled them into it. it's a more kind of self-0wnage thingy.

the others are, i think, just variations on the classic LOL, which means Laughing Out Loud (and is, curiously enough, also the Dutch word for "fun").
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: LMNO on July 16, 2007, 06:25:58 PM
I use them all interchangably for "having a laugh".
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 17, 2007, 03:08:03 AM
I always thought LAIL was a cross between LOL and FAIL.

sort of like LULZ, but whereas LULZ implies a certain level of personal involvement, LAIL can be had by any passerby lucky enough to witness something LAIL-worthy.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: hooplala on July 17, 2007, 04:00:34 AM
I cannot believe we are fucking discussing this.    :mad:
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 17, 2007, 04:26:13 AM
what, like we might ruin THIS thread?

:lulz:
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: Payne on July 17, 2007, 01:08:34 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 17, 2007, 03:08:03 AM
I always thought LAIL was a cross between LOL and FAIL.

sort of like LULZ, but whereas LULZ implies a certain level of personal involvement, LAIL can be had by any passerby lucky enough to witness something LAIL-worthy.

Agreed. Though I also feel that LULZ was also somewhat les light hearted than LOL. Kind of like the cackle of an evil genius in bad movies.




And oh yes, in my semi-official capacity I declare this thread is now a toolbox.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: hooplala on July 17, 2007, 01:17:45 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 17, 2007, 04:26:13 AM
what, like we might ruin THIS thread?

:lulz:

Good point.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 20, 2007, 12:31:52 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 17, 2007, 04:26:13 AM
what, like we might ruin THIS thread?

:lulz:

:tgrr:

TGRR,
Will kill a motherfucker.
Title: Re: Why is this section on top?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 20, 2007, 01:03:31 PM
LOL - expletive
LULZ - plural
LAIL - adjective
FAIL - this thread