Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: 1Yacatismic1 on August 06, 2007, 02:59:44 AM

Title: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: 1Yacatismic1 on August 06, 2007, 02:59:44 AM
For Eris, without Whom all Thought would be linear and all Feeling would be fleeting.

Blessed are the Madmen, for they hold the keys to secret knowledge.

Blessed are the Phobic, always wary of that which would do them harm.

Blessed are the Obsessed, for their courses are clear.

Blessed are the Addicts, may they quench the thirst that never ebbs.

Blessed are the Murderous, for they have found beauty in the grotesque.

Blessed are the Firelovers, for their hearts are always warm.

Blessed are the Artists, for in their hands the impossible is made real.

Blessed are the Musicians, for in their ears they hear the music of the soul.

Blessed are the Sleepless, as they bask in wakeful dreaming.

Blessed are the Paranoid, ever-watchful for our enemies.

Blessed are the Visionaries, for their eyes see what might be.

Blessed are the Painlovers, for in their suffering, we grow stronger.
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: Doktor Loki on August 06, 2007, 09:27:44 AM
Blessed are the Trolls, for they shall receive great lulz.
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: AFK on August 06, 2007, 02:20:24 PM
Blessed are the Punners, for they bring the groans to the party.   :lol:
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: Cramulus on August 06, 2007, 03:50:20 PM
Quote from: 1Yacatismic1 on August 06, 2007, 02:59:44 AM
For Eris, without Whom all Thought would be linear and all Feeling would be fleeting.

Blessed are the ...

What about the Conformists? The Mechanical? The Predictable and the Gray?

What about the bored, the boring, the dull and the humorless?



are they blessed too?
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: 1Yacatismic1 on August 07, 2007, 05:30:47 PM
Nay, this litany is for the truly blessed: those whose very brain chemistry has been significantly altered. Those who simpy cannot function in a "grey society." They are the Martyrs of Discordia in my opinion, so blessed they have become something altogther unrecognizable to the aneristic society.
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 07, 2007, 05:34:39 PM
I am not sure how many of the categories listed can be considered blessed.
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: AFK on August 07, 2007, 05:57:33 PM
Can a well rested musician be blessed?
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 07, 2007, 06:20:36 PM
they are bless RWHN
in the OP

about 3 down from the Murderous....
isnt that a lovely thought?
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: 1Yacatismic1 on August 07, 2007, 06:24:12 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 07, 2007, 05:57:33 PM
Can a well rested musician be blessed?

NEIN!!! It is the Litany of the Mad, not the "Comfertable" or the "Well Rested"

Stay awake for 4 days and then read this litany.

It will blow your mind.
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 07, 2007, 06:25:07 PM
This is going to be a long 41 posts
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: AFK on August 07, 2007, 06:26:29 PM
Quote from: 1Yacatismic1 on August 07, 2007, 06:24:12 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 07, 2007, 05:57:33 PM
Can a well rested musician be blessed?

NEIN!!! It is the Litany of the Mad, not the "Comfertable" or the "Well Rested"

Stay awake for 4 days and then read this litany.

It will blow your mind.

Will I get a refund if the results are unsatisfactory?
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: 1Yacatismic1 on August 07, 2007, 06:27:25 PM
Of course. And you can keep the Acme Back Scratcher as our free gift!
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: AFK on August 07, 2007, 06:32:08 PM
Nah, I already have a cat that does that.  And that's even better cause I don't need to use any hands at all. 
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 07, 2007, 11:56:54 PM
Blessed are the crack whores for spreading venereal disease without fair compensation.

Blessed are the shit-eaters for infuriating the conservatards and amusing the trolls.

Blessed are the bong hit enemas for ending up on the wall.

Blessed are the hermaphrodites for flashing baptist preachers in the park.

Blessed are the intarwebs for traumatizing billions with its horrendous series of tubes.
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: 1Yacatismic1 on August 08, 2007, 12:41:50 AM
well...that IS pretty crazy
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 08, 2007, 01:14:43 AM
:|
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 09, 2007, 04:51:31 AM
Quote from: 1Yacatismic1 on August 07, 2007, 05:30:47 PM
Nay, this litany is for the truly blessed: those whose very brain chemistry has been significantly altered. Those who simpy cannot function in a "grey society." They are the Martyrs of Discordia in my opinion, so blessed they have become something altogther unrecognizable to the aneristic society.

"Potheads".

"Burnouts".

"Useless wastes of time".
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 09, 2007, 04:51:56 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 07, 2007, 06:25:07 PM
This is going to be a long 41 posts

36 posts.
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: Lies on August 09, 2007, 05:48:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 09, 2007, 04:51:31 AM
Quote from: 1Yacatismic1 on August 07, 2007, 05:30:47 PM
Nay, this litany is for the truly blessed: those whose very brain chemistry has been significantly altered. Those who simpy cannot function in a "grey society." They are the Martyrs of Discordia in my opinion, so blessed they have become something altogther unrecognizable to the aneristic society.

"Potheads".

"Burnouts".

"Useless wastes of time".


If you're going to talk about me, do to my face Rog.  :p
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: Idem on August 09, 2007, 07:55:01 AM
His password is in his sig.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: Doktor Loki on August 09, 2007, 06:18:17 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 09, 2007, 05:48:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 09, 2007, 04:51:31 AM
Quote from: 1Yacatismic1 on August 07, 2007, 05:30:47 PM
Nay, this litany is for the truly blessed: those whose very brain chemistry has been significantly altered. Those who simpy cannot function in a "grey society." They are the Martyrs of Discordia in my opinion, so blessed they have become something altogther unrecognizable to the aneristic society.

"Potheads".

"Burnouts".

"Useless wastes of time".


If you're going to talk about me, do to my face Rog.  :p

You said it first, I said it second.
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: LMNO on August 14, 2007, 12:58:06 PM
Wait... Artists and Musicians?



Blessed is Kenny G?
Blessed is Skrewdriver?
Blessed is Celine Dion?

Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 14, 2007, 02:07:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 14, 2007, 12:58:06 PM
Wait... Artists and Musicians?



Blessed is Kenny G?
Blessed is Skrewdriver?
Blessed is Celine Dion?



HEY HEY HEY

They are not musicians or artists! :evilmad:
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: AFK on August 14, 2007, 02:10:21 PM
Celine Dion should be immediately removed from consideration solely because of that damned Titanic song.  Also whoever composed the song. 
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: Discord on August 14, 2007, 02:17:18 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 14, 2007, 02:10:21 PM
Celine Dion should be immediately removed from consideration solely because of that damned Titanic song.  Also whoever composed the song. 

Seing DiCaprio die was worth it.
I was the only one laughing in that scene.
Silly me.
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: AFK on August 14, 2007, 02:19:48 PM
No, I was laughing too.  Except I was laughing at my girlfriend (at the time) because she was crying. 
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: LMNO on August 14, 2007, 02:21:30 PM
It was brilliant.

"I'll never let go, Jack," she says as she pries his cold, dead fingers from hers.
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 14, 2007, 02:30:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 14, 2007, 02:21:30 PM
It was brilliant.

"I'll never let go, Jack," she says as she pries his cold, dead fingers from hers.

Have you ever seen those super-speedy movies/books in a nutshell thingies? I think it's like "Nine Minute Movies" or something like that.

But basically for the ending of Titanic it's:

Jack: Never let go, Rose. Never let go.
Rose: I'll never let go, Jack!

Rose: [lets go]

THE END
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 14, 2007, 03:10:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/user/5secondmovies

Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 14, 2007, 03:31:18 PM
NICE. I will have to check that out.

The ones I am thinking of, however, are from before the dawn of YouTube so they were faux-scripts. Hysterical stuff, really.

I will be lookin' at that YouTube link tonight, though.
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 14, 2007, 03:40:19 PM
those, and this get pretty good

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=search_videos&search_query=how%20it%20should%20have%20ended&search_sort=relevance&search_category=0&search=Search&v=&view_type=L

though i have no idea who actually started these ones.
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: Triple Zero on August 19, 2007, 11:39:05 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 14, 2007, 02:30:55 PM
Have you ever seen those super-speedy movies/books in a nutshell thingies? I think it's like "Nine Minute Movies" or something like that.

yeah rinkwork's movie-a-minute:

http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/

they also got a collection of really-really-really bad jokes on there somewhere (i copy/pasted the "only hugh can prevent florist friars"-pun from that place)

plus they also got book-a-minute, see what they say about the Illuminatus!Trilogy :

Quote from: rinkworks book-a-minuteThe Illuminati are a secret society that (DRUGS SEX DRUGS) control everything in the world (SEX DRUGS SEX) including all governments, financial institutions, and (DRUGS SEX DRUGS) intelligence agencies. No, they're not. Well, yes they are but not really. (SEX DRUGS SEX) They originated in Bavaria in 1776 (DRUGS SEX DRUGS). No, actually they go all the way back to Atlantis. No, (SEX DRUGS SEX) Atlantis never really existed. Yes it did. It's not just one society (DRUGS SEX DRUGS), it's a whole bunch of them (SEX DRUGS SEX) together. No, it's just one, and they go all the way back to Atlantis, which never (DRUGS SEX DRUGS) existed, oh yes it did. They've had an uninterrupted existence since 30,000 years ago (SEX DRUGS SEX) -- no they actually only go back as far as the 1800s (DRUGS SEX DRUGS). Fnord.

THE END
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: Cain on August 20, 2007, 12:21:01 PM
I remember posting that a while ago on POEE.

I'm going to have to remember that, for my expedition against the Myspace Discordians.
Title: Re: Litany Of The Mad
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 20, 2007, 03:14:18 PM
Yes! Thank you, Trip0, that is exactly the thing I was thinking of. Some of the book-a-minute ones are amazing too (as you've established with the Illuminatus! one).