Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: LMNO on August 15, 2007, 03:09:05 PM

Title: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: LMNO on August 15, 2007, 03:09:05 PM
Quote from: Poster To Be Named Later
I've come to realize that I've studied in the art of apologetics and that I've been a great, big follower of such movements as "keeping the peace" and "taking one for the team."  But when it comes to groupthink, this notion is so flawed it smells of raw, stewing sewage.

You can NOT look at a movement like Discordia, Erisianism or the Subgenius Religion and expect to get comfortable with it.  And if you are, you're doing it wrong.  They're all designed to make you sit up and take notice of where the fuck you are and what the fuck you are doing.  And if it don't look right, you're expected to fix it.  Yeah, YOU, FIX IT!

So, when some asshole comes in and whines about all this chaos and how he just wants his life back where his fluffy ass was hopping along so nicely, well, he needs to be told to SHUTTHEFUCKUP and listen already!  It's not just the patience and the learning of the thing--it's the understanding, the gut-feeling, the reaching into your inner foul stench and bleaching the whole anus.

Don't expect me, ever, to be a "hand across the divide," again.  It don't work.  It won't work.  And only the foolish ever try.  NO ONE LIKES TO BE SCAMMED.  Go with the horrible tr00f--it may catch you some blowback, but in the end, it's worth it.

Cuz spending your time spreading doves only wastes energy.  Instead, give an analysis of the poo that oozes, and show them how YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT, DUMBASS.  Just accept it's there and do what comes naturally afterwards.

Which would you rather be known for, anyway?  Those who put the tree-scented freshener on the rear-view mirror of the shit-filled car?
 
Or the driver of said car?  Who is driving car?

Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 15, 2007, 03:21:28 PM
The beautiful words of Erisian Inspiration!
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Cramulus on August 15, 2007, 03:31:58 PM
interesting rant. Some context would be helpful in commentary though.

And what Discordians want their fluffy-ass lives back? Discord isn't about comfort! MAYBE its about finding serenity in cacophony, but I always thought Discordans prized restlessness over complacency.

It's like Taoists say - once you find the path, you'll always be on the path. Discord's the same way. Over the last decade I've embraced a number of different versions and incarnations of Discordia. I've found myself so far estranged and displaced from the norm that the norm looks crazy to me. But I don't want to go back, no matter how STUPID all of this is.  :p

Hail yes.
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: That One Guy on August 15, 2007, 04:38:28 PM
That's a fun rant  :mrgreen:

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 15, 2007, 03:31:58 PM
And what Discordians want their fluffy-ass lives back? Discord isn't about comfort! MAYBE its about finding serenity in cacophony, but I always thought Discordans prized restlessness over complacency.

I'd certainly agree with that, although this seems like the real difference between "Discordian" and "Erisian" subdivides - while the Discordian prizes restlessness and direct action, the Erisian prizes the serenity in cacophony and indirect action. Both manipulate their environments via the "central path" of chaos insertion/deletion/awareness, but it's the approach and accompanying philosophical outlook that sets the two camps apart.

Not that there's any kind of noticeable factioning or anything (they're complimentary halves of the same Discordian coin IMO), but there's definitely distinct differences in approach between the two styles. I've been trying to hammer those differences for a while and that line from Prof really shed some light on summing up the basic distinction I've been trying to express for a long time. Good stuff!

Regarding the rant, you can't unsee this stuff. Once you've opened your eyes to the surrounding chaos, it's just there, and it always will be. The chaos never left - it was always there and it sticks in everything, no matter what. To think you can "wish it all away" is pointless - you either give up on it completely (and say hi to your inner/outer greyface) or you make it work for you, right here, right now. If other people benefit, cool. If not, well ... they can open their eyes too. If they won't open their eyes, or if they refuse to believe what they see, then they deserve what they get from those people that DO manipulate the chaos to their advantage.
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Discord on August 16, 2007, 01:33:46 PM
The rants great, although i have to read it a couple of times until i will really understand it.

Quote from: That One Guy on August 15, 2007, 04:38:28 PM
I'd certainly agree with that, although this seems like the real difference between "Discordian" and "Erisian" subdivides

I've never known there was even a real "discordian" or "erisian" whatever, you might want to call it religion.

The only thing I've ever noticed on all this "discordian"boards that all the guys posting there seems to have in common: They are not satisfied with their worldview. They want to have a look at the things behind they are all scratching the surface.

So when you talk about the diffrence of discordian and erisian ways, is that your own experience, or something commonly agreed on?
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: LMNO on August 16, 2007, 01:40:17 PM
There isn't.

We've noticed at least two very broad flavors on this board; some take direct physical action, some do more intellectual mindfuckery, most are a combination of both.

Just like we started calling the "OMGWTF23PINEAL23LOL!" posters "Pinealists", we stared referring to the more physical types "Discordian" and the more mental types "Erisian".


But, like everything else, they say little about the person, and mean even less.
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Pope Lecherous on August 22, 2007, 06:25:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 16, 2007, 01:40:17 PM
...we stared referring to the more physical types "Discordian" and the more mental types "Erisian".

LMNO... What about a person that plays with people?  Not even as far as a mindfuck is concerned, but just to see what you can make people do/feel/think/see?  Some people would call me an asshole, but... what do you think?
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: LMNO on August 22, 2007, 06:50:03 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on August 22, 2007, 06:25:09 PM
Some people would call me an asshole, but... what do you think?


Naw, I think you nailed it.


Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: That One Guy on August 22, 2007, 07:03:06 PM
Regardless of approach or label, we ALL play with people to see what we can get them to do etc. At least, everyone here does as far as I've been able to tell. Some of us do it via direct-action (what I would label "Discordian") and some of us do it via indirect action (what I would label "Erisian"). Regardless of the HOW, we're all doing the WHAT.

It's essentially a meaningless label for a person, since only using one style of interaction will not be as effective as using either depending on the situation. I tend to be more of the "erisian" mindset, however I am willing and able to employ direct action when I feel the situation calls for it. The "Erisian" and "Discordian" labels are really just a shorthand for me to use when I don't want to type out all the specifics of something or categorize a general approach.

That being said, I tend to think of myself as an "Erisian" due to my most common approaches and methods. Does that mean that I never use the direct action methodology? Hardly. As with all labels, it's just a quick way to convey a large quantity of general info and only becomes dangerous when you ignore the fact that the label is a generalization that does NOT include all instances or all aspects of what it is being used to describe.
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: LMNO on August 22, 2007, 07:06:47 PM
I usually call myself Erisian simply because all Discordians are complete fagbaskets.
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: That One Guy on August 22, 2007, 07:18:31 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Payne on August 22, 2007, 07:29:29 PM
Erisians are of course Ass Polyps. Or Ex- Meatspinners.
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: LMNO on August 22, 2007, 07:32:03 PM
Shut it, pariah.
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Pope Lecherous on August 22, 2007, 08:53:15 PM
That's cool That One Guy.  As for labels, i've been given a few labels so i know where you're comin from, but as the Poster To Be Named Later, I drive car.  Being a Discordian is kinda lonely sometimes, but i realized i have felt different all my life, i just haven't have been able to determine a reason.  I have been Discordian from since i gained consciousness i realized.  I realized i gained consciousness when i realized i was not quite like my peers.  But maybe that's just me wishing i was special.
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 23, 2007, 04:30:19 AM
writing all of your posts in boldfaced type will not make you special any sooner.

just saying.

Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: LMNO on August 23, 2007, 02:38:26 PM
But will it make you "special"?

(http://www.gamertagpics.com/messages/THEASSKICKER/Ed%20and%20his%20retarded%20friend%20BOBO.jpg)
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Pope Lecherous on August 23, 2007, 04:37:58 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 23, 2007, 04:30:19 AM
writing all of your posts in boldfaced type will not make you special any sooner.
just saying.

You're right i should stop because you don't like it.  or i should continue so we can keep talking about how i type instead of whatever we were talking about.
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: LMNO on August 23, 2007, 04:45:17 PM
I think you were talking about how you're different like everyone else, and lonely.






Can we go back to talking about boldface?
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Pope Lecherous on August 23, 2007, 04:49:19 PM
who wrote the original piece?
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Triple Zero on August 24, 2007, 02:13:23 AM
so this set of fonts walks into a bar,
says the barman, "we don't want your type in here"
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 24, 2007, 02:18:24 AM
Quote from: triple zero on August 24, 2007, 02:13:23 AM
so this set of fonts walks into a bar,
says the barman, "we don't want your type in here"

They didn't care, they were one of those roamin' types anyway and just traveled down the road.
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 25, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 24, 2007, 02:18:24 AM
Quote from: triple zero on August 24, 2007, 02:13:23 AM
so this set of fonts walks into a bar,
says the barman, "we don't want your type in here"

They didn't care, they were one of those roamin' types anyway and just traveled down the road.

Where's RWHN?

:banana:
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Mourning Star on September 09, 2007, 02:59:54 AM
LATELY I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHEN I STOPPED BEING HONEST AND STARTED ACTUALLY CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS BEFORE I SPEAK.  I USED TO SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK WAS ON MY MIND AND DAMN THE CONSEQUENCES.  AM I BECOMING A GREY?


ALSO, BOLDFACED CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR

FUCKING AWESOME!
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Payne on September 09, 2007, 11:13:51 AM
Are you still steering though?
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: AFK on September 09, 2007, 07:06:29 PM
Quote from: Netaungrot on August 25, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 24, 2007, 02:18:24 AM
Quote from: triple zero on August 24, 2007, 02:13:23 AM
so this set of fonts walks into a bar,
says the barman, "we don't want your type in here"

They didn't care, they were one of those roamin' types anyway and just traveled down the road.

Where's RWHN?

:banana:

busy.  August was the calm before the storm that is September. 
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Jenne on June 16, 2009, 04:59:53 AM
BUMP.

Because I wrote it.  And what happened today sorta reminds me of how I came to do so.
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2009, 05:13:59 AM
Quote from: LMNO on August 15, 2007, 03:09:05 PM
Quote from: Poster To Be Named Later
I've come to realize that I've studied in the art of apologetics and that I've been a great, big follower of such movements as "keeping the peace" and "taking one for the team."  But when it comes to groupthink, this notion is so flawed it smells of raw, stewing sewage.

You can NOT look at a movement like Discordia, Erisianism or the Subgenius Religion and expect to get comfortable with it.  And if you are, you're doing it wrong.  They're all designed to make you sit up and take notice of where the fuck you are and what the fuck you are doing.  And if it don't look right, you're expected to fix it.  Yeah, YOU, FIX IT!

So, when some asshole comes in and whines about all this chaos and how he just wants his life back where his fluffy ass was hopping along so nicely, well, he needs to be told to SHUTTHEFUCKUP and listen already!  It's not just the patience and the learning of the thing--it's the understanding, the gut-feeling, the reaching into your inner foul stench and bleaching the whole anus.

Don't expect me, ever, to be a "hand across the divide," again.  It don't work.  It won't work.  And only the foolish ever try.  NO ONE LIKES TO BE SCAMMED.  Go with the horrible tr00f--it may catch you some blowback, but in the end, it's worth it.

Cuz spending your time spreading doves only wastes energy.  Instead, give an analysis of the poo that oozes, and show them how YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT, DUMBASS.  Just accept it's there and do what comes naturally afterwards.

Which would you rather be known for, anyway?  Those who put the tree-scented freshener on the rear-view mirror of the shit-filled car?
 
Or the driver of said car?  Who is driving car?



How the fuck did I miss this?  This is GENIUS!
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Jenne on June 16, 2009, 05:16:44 AM
Aw thanks. *blushes*
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2009, 05:37:27 AM
Quote from: Jenne on June 16, 2009, 05:16:44 AM
Aw thanks. *blushes*

No sweat.  I plan to yoink that.  How do you want it credited, under the title?

That fucker is going up all over Tucson.
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 16, 2009, 05:50:27 AM
Quote from: Jenne on June 16, 2009, 04:59:53 AM
BUMP.

Because I wrote it.  And what happened today sorta reminds me of how I came to do so.

FUCK YA!!!!!!!



:)
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 16, 2009, 05:56:43 AM
Quote from: Jenne on June 16, 2009, 04:59:53 AM
BUMP.

Because I wrote it.  And what happened today sorta reminds me of how I came to do so.

Fuckin' WIN! :mittens:
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 16, 2009, 02:55:18 PM
:mittens: :mittens: :mittens:
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 16, 2009, 05:57:45 PM
Also, (http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/INTERMITTENSNOMINATION.png)
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Verbal Mike on June 16, 2009, 10:52:34 PM
tens of mittens
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Jenne on June 16, 2009, 11:10:08 PM
Thanks, guys.  *still blushing*

Uh, Rog, whatever you want.  "Jenne" will suffice.  Same for Intermittens, whatever issue--I'm (K).
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Requia ☣ on June 16, 2009, 11:51:40 PM

Quote from: Poster To Be Named Later

Or the driver of said car?  Who is driving car?

HIMEOBS!
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Jenne on June 17, 2009, 06:10:06 AM
Quote from: Requia on June 16, 2009, 11:51:40 PM

Quote from: Poster To Be Named Later

Or the driver of said car?  Who is driving car?

HIMEOBS!

:lulz:  Exactly!
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Epimetheus on June 17, 2009, 06:47:34 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 15, 2007, 03:31:58 PM
I've found myself so far estranged and displaced from the norm that the norm looks crazy to me. But I don't want to go back, no matter how STUPID all of this is.  :p

this
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: LMNO on June 18, 2009, 07:31:28 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 17, 2009, 06:10:06 AM
Quote from: Requia on June 16, 2009, 11:51:40 PM

Quote from: Poster To Be Named Later

Or the driver of said car?  Who is driving car?

HIMEOBS!

:lulz:  Exactly!

Which brings us back to...












(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/HIMEOBSCar.jpg)
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Jenne on June 18, 2009, 09:20:45 PM
I've always loved that cartoon, so yes, the last bit is a throw-back to that.
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: The Wizard on June 19, 2009, 03:16:37 AM
Nice work. Sums it all up pretty nicely. I salute you.
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Jenne on June 19, 2009, 05:07:31 AM
Thanks Semaj (used to call my lil bro James "Semaj").
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: The Wizard on June 19, 2009, 05:10:17 AM
Ha. Looks like I've got a namesake.
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Bu🤠ns on April 05, 2010, 05:03:20 AM
Quote from: LMNO on August 15, 2007, 03:09:05 PM
Quote from: Poster To Be Named Later
I've come to realize that I've studied in the art of apologetics and that I've been a great, big follower of such movements as "keeping the peace" and "taking one for the team."  But when it comes to groupthink, this notion is so flawed it smells of raw, stewing sewage.

You can NOT look at a movement like Discordia, Erisianism or the Subgenius Religion and expect to get comfortable with it.  And if you are, you're doing it wrong.  They're all designed to make you sit up and take notice of where the fuck you are and what the fuck you are doing.  And if it don't look right, you're expected to fix it.  Yeah, YOU, FIX IT!

So, when some asshole comes in and whines about all this chaos and how he just wants his life back where his fluffy ass was hopping along so nicely, well, he needs to be told to SHUTTHEFUCKUP and listen already!  It's not just the patience and the learning of the thing--it's the understanding, the gut-feeling, the reaching into your inner foul stench and bleaching the whole anus.

Don't expect me, ever, to be a "hand across the divide," again.  It don't work.  It won't work.  And only the foolish ever try.  NO ONE LIKES TO BE SCAMMED.  Go with the horrible tr00f--it may catch you some blowback, but in the end, it's worth it.

Cuz spending your time spreading doves only wastes energy.  Instead, give an analysis of the poo that oozes, and show them how YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT, DUMBASS.  Just accept it's there and do what comes naturally afterwards.

Which would you rather be known for, anyway?  Those who put the tree-scented freshener on the rear-view mirror of the shit-filled car?
 
Or the driver of said car?  Who is driving car?



Bump
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: LMNO on April 05, 2010, 04:33:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 22, 2007, 07:06:47 PM
I usually call myself Erisian simply because all Discordians are complete fagbaskets.
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 07:00:32 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on August 23, 2007, 04:37:58 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 23, 2007, 04:30:19 AM
writing all of your posts in boldfaced type will not make you special any sooner.
just saying.

You're right i should stop because you don't like it.  or i should continue so we can keep talking about how i type instead of whatever we were talking about.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT
Post by: Jenne on July 28, 2010, 05:04:06 AM
Man, I re-read that.  I wrote that.  AWESOME.

I wrote this whole thing in my head about my dad as I was drifting off to sleep.  I should try and recreate it because that was some great shit.