Poll
Question:
Would you buy it?
Option 1: Yes! Even if it sucks!
votes: 3
Option 2: Fuck no! Especially if it sucks!
votes: 1
Option 3: What's it about first?
votes: 3
Option 4: Can I have it autographed?
votes: 1
Option 5: Pork shoulder.
votes: 8
It'll be fiction.
Go!
I want to answer 1, 4, and 5 simultaneously.
But I can't, so I just said "pork shoulder".
LMNO
-predictable.
I second what LMNO said. Except I went with 1. Because I feel like 4 and 5 are really just sub-answers to 1. :wink:
is there going to be any full frontal nudity or jive talking robots?
I said yes
but i would really like to know what kind of book it is... if it is in a genre, which one?
am I in it?
If TI is in it I'm not buying it, except perhaps to burn
Can I write the 4ward?
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 29, 2007, 05:40:26 PM
If TI is in it I'm not buying it, except perhaps to burn
thats it
im going to write a book where your in prison forced to have sex with Roseanne Barr
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 29, 2007, 05:45:11 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 29, 2007, 05:40:26 PM
If TI is in it I'm not buying it, except perhaps to burn
thats it
im going to write a book where your in prison forced to have sex with Roseanne Barr
My what?
LOL, literacy ruined.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 29, 2007, 05:45:11 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 29, 2007, 05:40:26 PM
If TI is in it I'm not buying it, except perhaps to burn
thats it
im going to write a book where your in prison forced to have sex with Roseanne Barr
Fine but I'm writing a book in which you fall in love with a flying donkey WHICH TURNS OUT TO BE A BOY-DONKEY
I'm going to write a book in which Rick Astley gets stranded somewhere and a lot of awful shit happens to him. Of course, no publisher in their right mind will buy the manuscript, so I will resort to a life of crime and drunkenness.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 29, 2007, 05:26:28 PM
is there going to be any full frontal nudity or jive talking robots?
Full frontal nudity in both manuscripts, robots in one of them.
I will throw some more info up here after lunchness.
Here's the more info:
My longest running, evil, driving me up the fucking wall manuscript is a sci-fi. Working title: Radical Empire.
My in-the-process-of-being-outlined/researched/great American novel is a period comedy based on my SCA Persona. Working Title: Renaissance Girl...
Discuss.
Post the sci-fi. We shall lovingly mock it.
Yes, we shall love it caustically.
Please, I mock it myself. I started writing it when I was 17 and I fucking hate it, but I promised myself that I would finish it and revise the fuck out of it.
Basically it's in the future (wooo), space warz (wooo) and revolves around non-existent prophecies and the ever so popular separation of church and state. On the plus side, theres anti-gravitational Parkour, alcoholics, sex, drugs and hawt womenz.
Ha, I wrote about 120 pages (single spaced!) of a scifi novel back in middle school, before I realized that I was a talentless hack and gave up.
Now I pretend to write "literature," and am still a talentless hack.
Yours sounds like it has all the right ingredients, so that's a good start. :D
Quote from: Kaou Suu on August 29, 2007, 08:23:43 PM
Please, I mock it myself. I started writing it when I was 17 and I fucking hate it, but I promised myself that I would finish it and revise the fuck out of it.
Basically it's in the future (wooo), space warz (wooo) and revolves around non-existent prophecies and the ever so popular separation of church and state. On the plus side, theres anti-gravitational Parkour, alcoholics, sex, drugs and hawt womenz.
Moar of this, plzkthnxbye.
Quote from: LMNO on August 29, 2007, 08:32:06 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on August 29, 2007, 08:23:43 PM
Please, I mock it myself. I started writing it when I was 17 and I fucking hate it, but I promised myself that I would finish it and revise the fuck out of it.
Basically it's in the future (wooo), space warz (wooo) and revolves around non-existent prophecies and the ever so popular separation of church and state. On the plus side, theres anti-gravitational Parkour, alcoholics, sex, drugs and hawt womenz.
Moar of this, plzkthnxbye.
Old fucking character design drawings (metallic go-go dresses ftw):
(http://kaousuu.net/elantrapretty.jpg)
(http://kaousuu.net/epiphany_cg.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/wompsuuspeeps.jpg)
That's my book cover roit thar.
i might buy manuscript 2.
the only way i would read a sci-fi novel (by anyone) is if the pages were made of $100 bills.
Not a laser-blasting space battle full-o-awesome fan?
Quote from: Kaou Suu on August 29, 2007, 09:06:51 PM
Not a laser-blasting space battle full-o-awesome fan?
as the dishevelled piece of string once said:
"frayed knot".
Well, like I said, it's some nonsense I started writing when Episode 1 came out...............
ANYWAYS! Yeah, the Renaissance Girl project should be pretty unique once I get it done, though the research I'm doing on Middle Italian, Arabic, and Classical Greek/Latin is brainbending.
Quote from: Kaou Suu on August 29, 2007, 09:21:09 PM
Well, like I said, it's some nonsense I started writing when Episode 1 came out...............
ANYWAYS! Yeah, the Renaissance Girl project should be pretty unique once I get it done, though the research I'm doing on Middle Italian, Arabic, and Classical Greek/Latin is brainbending.
Yeah, sign me up for the second one :D
You don't consider LMNO-PI to be science fiction?
No, LMNO-PI is awesome fiction.
Duuuuh.
That reminds me, I need to print that out today.
*abusing company resources ITT*
If you want it without so much commentary, it's also at the EB&G.
Or I could send you the word file.
Word file would be most appreciated, thanks.
Sent.
Office printer: Meet awesome.
...Not that the Star Wars Slash wasn't awesome of course.
Only if it involved the wookie army.
Nope, only Rogue Squadron secks.
ANAL?
"Pull out Wedge, you can't do anymore good back there!"
"Now that's the way to bullseye a womp-rat."
Quote from: LMNO on August 30, 2007, 04:57:19 PM
"Now that's the way to bullseye a womp-rat."
*snicker*
this is begging to be womp'd, but no time at the moment. :p
Also:
"Into the garbage chute, flyboy."
Oh it was all sorts of X-Wing buttsecks, lemme tell YUO.
Luke and Wedge, Wedge and Janson, Luke and Dack....I skeeted lawl all over my printouts on the train home that day and left them in various seats in various train cars for the world to read.
And she graciously shared with me so that I too could experience the lawl. And oh, it was lawlish!
::ahem::
Do share, you selfish bitches.
I'll post some linkage in a moment.
Some of the ones D-Cup and I perused:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2065845/1/Broken_Rules
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/421813/1/The_Cruelty_of_the_Gods
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/69301/1/Mans_Best_Friend <---REALLY WELL WRITTEN
Oh crap. It's not blockpaged.
Oh no, Fanfiction.net is DEFINITELY not bloxxored. 8)
And, for your enjoyment LMNO, since you seem keen on teh Star Wars buttsecks, my personal favorite of Darth Maul/Obi-Wan.
http://www.siubhan.com/sithacademy/adult.html
The majority of the fics on there are all incredibly hilarious, both the slashy ones and the regular ones. The people that write them are actually pretty damn good.
Quote from: LMNO on August 30, 2007, 01:31:53 PM
You don't consider LMNO-PI to be science fiction?
exception to my personal rule :lol:
Quote from: Kaou Suu on August 30, 2007, 06:13:53 PM
Oh no, Fanfiction.net is DEFINITELY not bloxxored. 8)
Needs more porn.
I don't want to read hack, tepid, erotica; I want to read
smut.
Then read the NC-17 rated stuff on the Obi-wan/Maul link I posted. There's some friggin' explicit stuff there!
Quote from: LMNO on August 30, 2007, 06:51:28 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on August 30, 2007, 06:13:53 PM
Oh no, Fanfiction.net is DEFINITELY not bloxxored. 8)
Needs more porn.
I don't want to read hack, tepid, erotica; I want to read smut.
My friend Max in NYC is actually working on a 'fanfic' of sorts with a lot of the characters from our dying Star Wars para-game.
And, wow. It's going to break the internet. :eek:
Not that it would matter to anyone on here, ya'll would have no clue who the characters are and the significance of relationships.
But remember, this is PD.com.
If you build it make porn, they will come.
Considering when I glanced at his manuscript and the first paragraph consisted of someone's tongue leaving a wet trail alluding to a slug trail along a certain place...