http://mihd.net/mnhv3o
Please to enjoy.
Best evar. Needs music video.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 24, 2007, 07:37:23 PM
RAPED BY FOOD
Ghost-written for Raped By Food
I thought I had integrity
I thought that no meant no
Then food got the best of me
I don't know where to go
Young and sexy, super slim
I always passed on fries
Watched my diet, just drank skim
And kept my slender size
I used to wear a twenty-six
Kept my virginal lips shut
Then came those fiendish tricks
To turn me to a slut
Attack of pie and cake and sweets
The food forced itself on me
Unheeding of my cries, those treats
Now I'm a giant thirty three!
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
I used to have a will to live
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
But my protests were for naught!
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
I was penetrated all the same
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
I thought I was safe
In my own home
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
Turns out the kitchen isn't sane!
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
It turned on me my friend
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
When will the madness end?!
And now I feel so dirty
Violated and unclean
Whatever will become of me?
I cannot close my jeans!
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
RAPED BY FOOD
OH NO OH NO
Buying dinner--it's the new date rape!
'Cause Trip 0 can't hear anything.
Thanks for finding that link.
Although it's true, I think I mumbled some of those lines.
But whaddaya want for one take with no rehearsals?
I saw a lot of people being raped by food over the weekend. Everytime I saw someone stuffing their face with greasy fat, this song kept going through my head. I would've taped some of them for a video but then I would've had to answer too many questions from my wife and family.
I cannot wait to listen to this when I get home! :D
I am going to go out on a limb and say you are probably my hero. But I'll get back to on that once I've listened.
Where's Silly?
I'm sure he could easily get hours of footage of people eating completely ridiculous, fattening foods. He lives in Scotland (home of deep-fried everything) after all.
I have listened.
It warmed the frigid ice block that is my heart. Ever so slightly.
Freakin' awesome!
Well, now your resume can say, "lyricist for internationally-released music single."
That is, as long as one of you Scottish bastards downloads it....
Actually, I think Trip0 already has so I'd say you're set.
Sweet!
That'll be just the thing to make those fancy pance schools in Boston want to hire me and/or accept me into their graduate programs!
Quote from: LMNO on September 05, 2007, 02:46:53 PM
Well, now your resume can say, "lyricist for internationally-released music single."
That is, as long as one of you Scottish bastards downloads it....
And I already noted over on POEE that I am passing it on to many folks over here.
IT IS AWESOME :mittens:
YAY
I kept forgetting to listen to this, that with being at work and all. But I finally downloaded this track and
FUCK YEAH
that rooooooooocked!
Mittens. BIG ONES.