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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: AFK on September 06, 2007, 05:47:53 PM

Title: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: AFK on September 06, 2007, 05:47:53 PM
Okay, so in the WHN household I'm known and noted for 3 culinary delicacies:

Mac and Cheese
Coffee
and my piece de irresistance:  Grilled Cheese Sandwich. 

So, here's how I do it:

You got your bread.  I like to use a hearty bread like oatmeal, 12-grain, 7-grain, whatever.  But no white bread.  That's just wrong.

Anyhoo, I grill up some onions and peppers.  Usually Sweet Onion or Vidalia Onion and Red Peppers.  Though Orange and Yellow Bell peppers work nicely too.

For cheese: something with some kick.  My favorite is Sargento's Chipotle Jack Cheddar.  Two slices per sandwhich.

So you put your grilled veggies between the two slices of cheese and bread, butter the bread and grill.

I like to sprinkle the buttered bread with red pepper flakes, (and if I know for sure I'm not getting any that night) some garlic. 

So there you have it.  Yummy goodness. 
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Suu on September 06, 2007, 05:48:52 PM
You need to come work with me when I open my gourmet grilled cheese place. *is a regular grilled cheese guru*
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: AFK on September 06, 2007, 05:50:44 PM
I don't know about working, but I sure as hell will come as a customer.  You just can't go wrong with a good grilled cheese sandwich.  It's one of those "kid foods" that you just can't give up. 
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Darth Cupcake on September 06, 2007, 05:55:06 PM
Oh man I love grilled cheese so freaking much.

I will definitely have to make this sometime.
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: AFK on September 06, 2007, 05:58:06 PM
Goes good with chocolate milk. 
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Suu on September 06, 2007, 06:04:31 PM
The trick with cooking an ultimate grilled cheese sandwich, aside from using bread OTHER than white, is the ability to cook the bread to the diner's request.

For example, Mr. Suu enjoys his grilled cheese in a nice golden brown all over. Me? I want my bread dark, near burnt. But if you DO burn it, then it tastes like ashes and you'll more than likely set off the smoke alarm in your house.
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: AFK on September 06, 2007, 06:12:41 PM
Yeah, I'm with you.  I like it pretty dark too.  With some texture but not crispy dark. 
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Suu on September 06, 2007, 06:24:02 PM
I think once D-Cup moves up here that we need to have a grilled cheese party.
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Richter on September 06, 2007, 06:26:05 PM
The illusion of nutrition before boozemuffins , huh? : D
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Suu on September 06, 2007, 06:28:09 PM
Actually, since D-Cup enjoys cooking, perhaps she may join us as Casa Richter for the Roman Banquet?
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Richter on September 06, 2007, 07:03:55 PM
D-cup is welcome to attend!
Better with another person there to verify how the end of my apartment went down : )
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Darth Cupcake on September 06, 2007, 07:12:44 PM
Oooh. This sounds intriguing and alluring.

As well as boozemuffins, I make a spinach artichoke dip that has resulted in multiple marriage proposals, and what has been widely hailed as the best Boston Cream Pie EVAR.

I will gladly bring sacrifices!
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: AFK on September 06, 2007, 07:17:12 PM
Geez, what happens if we come and my wife ends up proposing to you?  The intrigue, the scandal!
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Darth Cupcake on September 06, 2007, 07:24:13 PM
The good news is, I currently have a 100% rate of rejecting proposals. And really, I'd hate to do anything that would jeopardize my chances of seeing more hilariously awful puns about things like spicy racks! :p
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Suu on September 06, 2007, 07:35:42 PM
Oh dear...the next Discordian convergence is going to be in Worcester over ancient food and puns.

This could be interesting.
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Payne on September 06, 2007, 07:50:51 PM
Actually, the next Discordian convergence will be in Scotland, over sheep, haggis, kilts and whisky.

You WERE invited....
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: AFK on September 06, 2007, 07:51:24 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on September 06, 2007, 07:35:42 PM
Oh dear...the next Discordian convergence is going to be in Worcester over ancient food and puns.

This could be interesting.

Saucy!
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: LMNO on September 06, 2007, 07:52:50 PM
Um... Worcester?


If it's not at Coney Island, I'm not coming.
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Darth Cupcake on September 06, 2007, 07:56:29 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 06, 2007, 07:50:51 PM
Actually, the next Discordian convergence will be in Scotland, over sheep, haggis, kilts and whisky.

You WERE invited....

Hey, you couldn't be bothered to come to Boston, we're not coming to Scotland. Jeez.
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Suu on September 06, 2007, 08:47:29 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 06, 2007, 07:50:51 PM
Actually, the next Discordian convergence will be in Scotland, over sheep, haggis, kilts and whisky.

You WERE invited....

I know I was. I just can't exactly afford it right now.

Quote from: LMNO on September 06, 2007, 07:52:50 PM
Um... Worcester?


If it's not at Coney Island, I'm not coming.

I'm actually inclined to believe that parts of Worcester are more gross than Coney Island.
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Richter on September 06, 2007, 08:59:58 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on September 06, 2007, 08:47:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 06, 2007, 07:52:50 PM
Um... Worcester?


If it's not at Coney Island, I'm not coming.

I'm actually inclined to believe that parts of Worcester are more gross than Coney Island.

Coney Island Hot Dogs.  Local flavor. 
I'm more partial to Hot Dog Annies' but that's just taste.

The place has it's gross parts thou.
Directings and formal invites will be distribute once a day can be agreed upon.  Sounds like we're pushing back to Oct. / Nov. for when D-cup is around.  It'd be a kick if I threw this around my birthday too.

Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Suu on September 06, 2007, 09:01:25 PM
So we get to burn down your kitchen experimenting on Roman recipes and grilled cheese for your birthday? SWEET!
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Darth Cupcake on September 06, 2007, 09:08:31 PM
Arson: the birthday present that just keeps on giving!
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on September 06, 2007, 09:10:20 PM
Just when I thought grilled cheese couldn't get any better, this comes along. Sounds delish...

Quote from: Kaou Suu on September 06, 2007, 07:35:42 PM
Oh dear...the next Discordian convergence is going to be in Worcester over ancient food and puns.

This could be interesting.

Worcester, eh? 'Bout 1 - 1 1/2 away from me. Haven't been out there, or even driven through, in forever. Boston so much closer.  My friend/roommate goes out there a lot though, since she's got friends and some family there.
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Suu on September 06, 2007, 09:15:12 PM
I suggest this course of action for a Discordian Thanksgiving.
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Darth Cupcake on September 06, 2007, 09:17:21 PM
I like it! But it can't be actual Thanksgiving weekend, because I'm coming back to the NY area for that, as it is my birthday, plus the birthday of two of my good friends, so we're getting a room at a bar in NYC.

The place we're getting a room lets birthday people drink for free as long as they bring non-birthday people to the bar, which we will most definitely do.

I do not expect to remember that night at all.

Obviously, anyone who wants to come, can. But really, I just want to make sure I can go!
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Richter on September 06, 2007, 09:28:49 PM
Erisian Candian thanksgiving then?  (need to call Gram and make sure it wont overlapp REAL Canadian T-giving)
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: LMNO on September 07, 2007, 01:37:18 PM
Actually, I think I'll be in Worcester for a wedding on Nov 10.

And yes, Coney Island is this: http://www.coneyislandlunch.com/gallery.html
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: AFK on September 07, 2007, 01:55:52 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on September 06, 2007, 09:10:20 PM
Just when I thought grilled cheese couldn't get any better, this comes along. Sounds delish...

And the great thing is it only takes about 10 minutes to cook.  Quick and easy. 
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on October 16, 2008, 06:11:06 PM
Bumped to remind myself to make this soon.  :D
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: AFK on October 16, 2008, 06:34:35 PM
We grew some peppers this summer.  Not the big ones you get in the grocery store, but smaller ones.  We let them get nice and red before we picked them.  So I made that sammich with the home grown peppers.  Just scooped out the innards and cut them into rings.  They were a bit more pungent and provided some excellent flavoring.  Alas, I must wait til next season until I can enjoy them again. 
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Suu on October 16, 2008, 07:08:10 PM
I will fucking challenge you to a grilled cheese cookoff ANYDAY.
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on October 16, 2008, 07:11:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 16, 2008, 06:34:35 PM
We grew some peppers this summer.  Not the big ones you get in the grocery store, but smaller ones.  We let them get nice and red before we picked them.  So I made that sammich with the home grown peppers.  Just scooped out the innards and cut them into rings.  They were a bit more pungent and provided some excellent flavoring.  Alas, I must wait til next season until I can enjoy them again. 

IDEA! Some older guy that works with my boyfriend cooks all kinds of hot peppers and gives some to my boyfriend when he picks them. I think we still have a few left at home. Super spicy grilled cheese!
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Kai on October 16, 2008, 11:37:13 PM
I ended up just now making grilled cheese (asiago) with fried eggs.
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: The Dark Monk on October 27, 2008, 12:38:04 AM
Grilled cheese is whitey's quesadilla.
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: AFK on December 03, 2011, 02:26:00 PM
Bump becase these sammiches still fucking own!
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:57:54 AM
The red peppers are a terrible idea, too sweet, not much flavor. Roast some poblanos and you would be much better off. Also Carmelized onions and bacon lardons Don't forget to season your cheese with fleur de sel.
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2011, 08:08:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:57:54 AM
The red peppers are a terrible idea, too sweet, not much flavor. Roast some poblanos and you would be much better off. Also Carmelized onions and bacon lardons Don't forget to season your cheese with fleur de sel.

No. You see, the Mexicans of the Sonoran Fjords grew many varieties of pepper with which to ornament their crushed-quartz landscaping, but did not discover their edibility until 1947, when a group of native Californians led by the famous indian bandit Julia Child attacked one of their villages in search of brandy and was taken captive. In exchange for her freedom, Julia Child taught them to make guacamole in the traditional Japanese style, using chilies directly from their ornamental gardens and forever earning the respect of the Fjord peoples.
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:21:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 06, 2011, 08:08:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:57:54 AM
The red peppers are a terrible idea, too sweet, not much flavor. Roast some poblanos and you would be much better off. Also Carmelized onions and bacon lardons Don't forget to season your cheese with fleur de sel.

No. You see, the Mexicans of the Sonoran Fjords grew many varieties of pepper with which to ornament their crushed-quartz landscaping, but did not discover their edibility until 1947, when a group of native Californians led by the famous indian bandit Julia Child attacked one of their villages in search of brandy and was taken captive. In exchange for her freedom, Julia Child taught them to make guacamole in the traditional Japanese style, using chilies directly from their ornamental gardens and forever earning the respect of the Fjord peoples.

Really impressive. Pat yourself on the back if you haven't already. Can a mod sticky this?
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 06, 2011, 09:54:37 PM
I think a food troll should probably have at least some sort of baseline knowledge of food. I wouldn't hire this guy to be my back-up salad bitch.
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: LMNO on December 06, 2011, 09:57:08 PM
He seems angry.
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 10:00:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 06, 2011, 09:57:08 PM
He seems angry.

It's too bad he can't just ban us, like his hero did.

Then he might not be so butthurt.
Title: Re: RWHN's Wicked-Good Grilled Cheese Sand-Witch
Post by: Luna on December 06, 2011, 10:01:36 PM
Ah, baby trolls are CUTE.

(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2009/341/7/6/baby_troll_by_Santani.jpg)

He's trying SO hard...  Can't blame him, really, his home forum is a nest of fail...