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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 23, 2004, 12:16:40 AM

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Question: ever hit by a train or a bus
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 23, 2004, 12:16:40 AM
I had a stupid conversation with some collegues at work today about the traumas of bus and traindrivers they (the train/budrivers) got when someone committed suicide in front of their train/bus.

I asked how they do it, if they hung themselves in front of a train, drowned themselves, went Jean-d'Arc in front of a train,...  . They didn't understand and asked me what I meant. So I repeated my question asking them how people committ suicide in front of a bus or train.
They argued I didn't understand and that they kill themselves by being in front of a train/bus. So I asked if they were having a rope around their neck then, or an aquarium covering their head when being in front of the train.
They looked at me as if I was insane, but I just wanted to find out how someone commits suicide in front of a train....I mean imagine the train hits you before you came up with a way of killing yourself, that would be murder not?!
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Malaul on January 28, 2004, 04:39:48 AM
well, it would be concidered vehicualr man slaughter I think
but if you purposly stepped in front of the bus, so that when it hit you,m youde die, THEN it would be suicide
I think it depends on the siutation
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 28, 2004, 07:21:10 AM
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxwell, it would be concidered vehicualr man slaughter I think
but if you purposly stepped in front of the bus, so that when it hit you,m youde die, THEN it would be suicide
I think it depends on the siutation

vehiculair manslaughter sounds very legal...

but if I'ld commit suicide it would have to be original

its like that time when a guy had 27 skull-fractures > he hung himself with a bungee-rope
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on February 01, 2004, 07:13:41 PM
This started me thinking. When I stupidly report to work each day in the malaria test lab and let swarms of hungry, malaria ridden mosquitos suck the very life out of me - leaving only fever and delirium in their wake - is that anything like throwing myself in front of a bus or a train? Is this perhaps, some sort of death wish I am acting out in the name of science?
I need a beer now.
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Malaul on February 01, 2004, 10:46:30 PM
if you drink enough beer will the mosquitos get drunk?
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on February 01, 2004, 11:18:55 PM
No, they just lose their inhibitions and the little bit of good judgement they had to begin with.
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Tokemaster on February 11, 2004, 09:59:33 AM
Jag ?§r r?§dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?•g eller buss. D?§remot s?• ?§r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?§r stolt ??ver.


Alla hylla Eris!
Title: Oversettelse
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on February 11, 2004, 11:39:42 AM
Quote from: TokemasterJag ?§r r?§dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?•g eller buss. D?§remot s?• ?§r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?§r stolt ??ver.
 Han sa: Jeg er redd for at jeg ikke bli overkj??rt av hverken et tog eller buss. Derimot er jeg schizofren, og er stolt pa det.

Alla hylla Eris!

You sure you've never been hit by something big?
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Malaul on February 11, 2004, 02:19:07 PM
Quote from: TokemasterJag ?§r r?§dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?•g eller buss. D?§remot s?• ?§r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?§r stolt ??ver.


Alla hylla Eris!
WTF does that say?
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Tokemaster on February 11, 2004, 02:42:05 PM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: TokemasterJag ?§r r?§dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?•g eller buss. D?§remot s?• ?§r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?§r stolt ??ver.


Alla hylla Eris!
WTF does that say?


I don't know! I didn't write it! Thats the truth, I am not lying, even false things are true, I didn't make them!
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on February 11, 2004, 02:42:36 PM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: TokemasterJag ?§r r?§dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?•g eller buss. D?§remot s?• ?§r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?§r stolt ??ver.


Alla hylla Eris!
WTF does that say?

he says he's afraid to say he hasn't been run over by train or bus. But he is schizofrenic and proud of it.

:wink:
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Tokemaster on February 11, 2004, 02:46:51 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: TokemasterJag ?§r r?§dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?•g eller buss. D?§remot s?• ?§r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?§r stolt ??ver.


Alla hylla Eris!
WTF does that say?

he says he's afraid to say he hasn't been run over by train or bus. But he is schizofrenic and proud of it.

:wink:


I did NOT say that!  :P
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on February 11, 2004, 02:48:53 PM
Quote from: Tokemaster
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: TokemasterJag ?§r r?§dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?•g eller buss. D?§remot s?• ?§r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?§r stolt ??ver.


Alla hylla Eris!
WTF does that say?

he says he's afraid to say he hasn't been run over by train or bus. But he is schizofrenic and proud of it.

:wink:


I did NOT say that!  :P

yes you did! :twisted:
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Tokemaster on February 11, 2004, 02:53:03 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Tokemaster
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: TokemasterJag ?§r r?§dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?•g eller buss. D?§remot s?• ?§r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?§r stolt ??ver.


Alla hylla Eris!
WTF does that say?

he says he's afraid to say he hasn't been run over by train or bus. But he is schizofrenic and proud of it.

:wink:


I did NOT say that!  :P

yes you did! :twisted:

No i didn't! It's only the Fnords ( du vet Fnordarna ) that make you belive that I said that!
Now Im gonna eat som funny little pills that the doctors gave me for my schizofrenic,  so the scarry little monsters may go away!
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on February 13, 2004, 07:33:06 AM
Quote from: Tokemaster
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Tokemaster
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: TokemasterJag ?§r r?§dd f??r att jag inte blivit ??verk??rd av varken ett t?•g eller buss. D?§remot s?• ?§r jag schizofren, vilket jag ?§r stolt ??ver.


Alla hylla Eris!
WTF does that say?

he says he's afraid to say he hasn't been run over by train or bus. But he is schizofrenic and proud of it.

:wink:


I did NOT say that!  :P

yes you did! :twisted:

No i didn't! It's only the Fnords ( du vet Fnordarna ) that make you belive that I said that!
Now Im gonna eat som funny little pills that the doctors gave me for my schizofrenic,  so the scarry little monsters may go away!

They have beautiful Fnords in Norway, the most famous one the 'hardanger-fnord'
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: slothrop23 on February 13, 2004, 09:48:44 PM
some water got really heavy on me there once. i had to tell it fuck off.
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Bella on February 13, 2004, 09:51:04 PM
Quote from: slothrop23some water got really heavy on me there once. i had to tell it fuck off.
And did it?
I need to know because there's heavy water falling from
the sky on me today.
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: slothrop23 on February 13, 2004, 09:53:21 PM
as long as it doesn't freeze it should be cool.burrrrrtishhhh.
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Bella on February 13, 2004, 09:55:16 PM
Yeah, if it freezes, that'll be hard. :roll:
Baddd dummmp tum.
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: slothrop23 on February 13, 2004, 09:58:37 PM
your a slippery rascal.
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Bella on February 13, 2004, 10:00:25 PM
Quote from: slothrop23your a slippery rascal.
You should talk. :roll:
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: slothrop23 on February 13, 2004, 10:05:00 PM
thanks love. :( .......................... :twisted:
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Bella on February 13, 2004, 10:08:08 PM
Welcome, dear one.....it was a compliment. :twisted:
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Tokemaster on February 27, 2004, 11:50:29 PM
COOKIE!
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 28, 2004, 05:03:43 AM
Chihuahua
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Malaul on February 28, 2004, 05:17:02 AM
Coffee
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 28, 2004, 05:17:46 AM
aspire to aspirin
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on February 28, 2004, 03:47:17 PM
ALE...ALE is what we need :twisted:
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Malaul on February 28, 2004, 04:37:33 PM
SANGRIA! thats what we need!  and RUM
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Bella on February 28, 2004, 05:44:46 PM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxSANGRIA! thats what we need!  and RUM
Nope.......just sangria, that's all we need.
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 01, 2004, 09:21:26 PM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxSANGRIA! thats what we need!  and RUM

No, we need Ale, girls of light morals and axes....I miss playing ADD.....I miss beer too....and sex in dark places :(
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 01, 2004, 09:42:03 PM
wether i'm eating or getting jiggy with it, i liek the lights on. something about seeing what you're eating...
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 01, 2004, 09:48:08 PM
Quote from: horabwether i'm eating or getting jiggy with it, i liek the lights on. something about seeing what you're eating...

dark doesn't mean you don't see a thing, infidel!
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 01, 2004, 09:49:40 PM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: horabwether i'm eating or getting jiggy with it, i liek the lights on. something about seeing what you're eating...

dark doesn't mean you don't see a thing, infidel!

ia gree, but ever since that whole trip to the dark side of the moon in 1999, my night vision jsut hasn't been the same :mrgreen:
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 01, 2004, 10:41:26 PM
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: horabwether i'm eating or getting jiggy with it, i liek the lights on. something about seeing what you're eating...

dark doesn't mean you don't see a thing, infidel!

ia gree, but ever since that whole trip to the dark side of the moon in 1999, my night vision jsut hasn't been the same :mrgreen:

I still have my knight vision....kreeping your bloody body through the batlefield, letting yourself be maimed and mistreated for the favour of a young noble lady...

Anyway, I'm cool as long as its not the dork side of the moon
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Trollax on March 02, 2004, 12:29:44 AM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxwell, it would be concidered vehicualr man slaughter I think
but if you purposly stepped in front of the bus, so that when it hit you,m youde die, THEN it would be suicide
I think it depends on the siutation

vehiculair manslaughter sounds very legal...

but if I'ld commit suicide it would have to be original

its like that time when a guy had 27 skull-fractures > he hung himself with a bungee-rope

Heh, I agree with you there... Make it original... Like the guy who tried to shoot, hang, splatter, poison, and immolate homself all at once. He tied a rope round his neck, Swallowed rat poison, put a gun his mouth, set himself on fire, and jupped off a cliff, the rope jerked taut, pulling the gun out of his mouth, it went off shooting the rope, he fell into the sea and ended up swallowing so much water that he vomited up all the poison, he later died in hospital from complications.

If I was going to do it, I'd like to be beaten to death from the world's worst pickup line...
But that was just me when I was single. It's still my preferred method of execution however.

*points at female's chest*
You should get those looked at.

"Hey baby, wanna dance?"
No
"Me neither, let's find a room."

Hey Hotsuma!
There's a Conspiracy....... In my pants!
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 02, 2004, 12:34:10 AM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxwell, it would be concidered vehicualr man slaughter I think
but if you purposly stepped in front of the bus, so that when it hit you,m youde die, THEN it would be suicide
I think it depends on the siutation

vehiculair manslaughter sounds very legal...

but if I'ld commit suicide it would have to be original

its like that time when a guy had 27 skull-fractures > he hung himself with a bungee-rope

Heh, I agree with you there... Make it original... Like the guy who tried to shoot, hang, splatter, poison, and immolate homself all at once. He tied a rope round his neck, Swallowed rat poison, put a gun his mouth, set himself on fire, and jupped off a cliff, the rope jerked taut, pulling the gun out of his mouth, it went off shooting the rope, he fell into the sea and ended up swallowing so much water that he vomited up all the poison, he later died in hospital from complications.

If I was going to do it, I'd like to be beaten to death from the world's worst pickup line...
But that was just me when I was single. It's still my preferred method of execution however.

*points at female's chest*
You should get those looked at.

"Hey baby, wanna dance?"
No
"Me neither, let's find a room."

Hey Hotsuma!
There's a Conspiracy....... In my pants!

that definitely deserves a lshmlfltagtboomt!
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on March 02, 2004, 02:32:35 AM
Thats one place I never intend to go Trollax...your out of luck...
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Post by: Trollax on March 02, 2004, 02:35:16 AM
Quote from: HotsumaThats one place I never intend to go Trollax...your out of luck...

Hey Everyone!
:D
There's plenty of room for your conspiracy in my pants... They're Hotsuma proof!
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 02, 2004, 02:53:22 AM
Way-hey! A CONSPRIRACY in Trollax's pants and we're all invited!
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Bella on March 02, 2004, 05:00:41 AM
Quote from: HotsumaThats one place I never intend to go Trollax...your out of luck...
Sorry, I'm with the pirate on this one.  :shock:
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 02, 2004, 06:27:34 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: HotsumaThats one place I never intend to go Trollax...your out of luck...
Sorry, I'm with the pirate on this one.  :shock:

Yeah. I have to agree with Bella on this one.
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 03, 2004, 08:31:29 PM
Quote from: Guido FinucciWay-hey! A CONSPRIRACY in Trollax's pants and we're all invited!

We could cock up some evil scheme....but it'll probably end up dick anyway
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Trollax on March 04, 2004, 03:29:53 AM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Guido FinucciWay-hey! A CONSPRIRACY in Trollax's pants and we're all invited!

We could cock up some evil scheme....but it'll probably end up dick anyway

Well, we could get shafty with some stool pigeon, start up a pyramid scheme and piss off when it all goes ass up.
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 07, 2004, 01:51:32 PM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Guido FinucciWay-hey! A CONSPRIRACY in Trollax's pants and we're all invited!

We could cock up some evil scheme....but it'll probably end up dick anyway

Well, we could get shafty with some stool pigeon, start up a pyramid scheme and piss off when it all goes ass up.


When engaging in inner pants consiracies: Why not agree to castrate the pants wearer.....Castro strikes again!
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Trollax on March 08, 2004, 01:09:14 AM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Guido FinucciWay-hey! A CONSPRIRACY in Trollax's pants and we're all invited!

We could cock up some evil scheme....but it'll probably end up dick anyway

Well, we could get shafty with some stool pigeon, start up a pyramid scheme and piss off when it all goes ass up.


When engaging in inner pants consiracies: Why not agree to castrate the pants wearer.....Castro strikes again!

OK. That's enough innuendo for one week...
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 08, 2004, 12:26:58 PM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Guido FinucciWay-hey! A CONSPRIRACY in Trollax's pants and we're all invited!

We could cock up some evil scheme....but it'll probably end up dick anyway

Well, we could get shafty with some stool pigeon, start up a pyramid scheme and piss off when it all goes ass up.


When engaging in inner pants consiracies: Why not agree to castrate the pants wearer.....Castro strikes again!

OK. That's enough innuendo for one week...

we'll organise a Pant-athlon in yr pants
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Malaul on March 24, 2004, 01:19:38 AM
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Guido FinucciWay-hey! A CONSPRIRACY in Trollax's pants and we're all invited!

We could cock up some evil scheme....but it'll probably end up dick anyway

Well, we could get shafty with some stool pigeon, start up a pyramid scheme and piss off when it all goes ass up.


When engaging in inner pants consiracies: Why not agree to castrate the pants wearer.....Castro strikes again!

OK. That's enough innuendo for one week...

we'll organise a Pant-athlon in yr pants
oh man!! you should be punished for that!!!  ::takes you out to the wood shed::
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 24, 2004, 12:34:32 PM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Guido FinucciWay-hey! A CONSPRIRACY in Trollax's pants and we're all invited!

We could cock up some evil scheme....but it'll probably end up dick anyway

Well, we could get shafty with some stool pigeon, start up a pyramid scheme and piss off when it all goes ass up.


When engaging in inner pants consiracies: Why not agree to castrate the pants wearer.....Castro strikes again!

OK. That's enough innuendo for one week...

we'll organise a Pant-athlon in yr pants
oh man!! you should be punished for that!!!  ::takes you out to the wood shed::

*totally excited and looking fwd to being in the woodshed*  :P
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Post by: Malaul on March 24, 2004, 02:02:01 PM
::smiles sinnocently::
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 24, 2004, 03:09:22 PM
Quote from: Malaul::smiles sinnocently::

*looking very very naughty*
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Malaul on March 24, 2004, 04:41:35 PM
you always look naughty my dear
Title: Killing yourself in front of a train/bus
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 24, 2004, 04:58:10 PM
Quote from: Malaulyou always look naughty my dear

i know....just wanted to emphasize ;)
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