Overheard at an Applebees.
"We went out for dinner tonight, and some ugly bastard got really offended by our baby crying. Presumably, he was worried that this might affect his chances of getting laid by his date.
Presumably, his date is too stupid to realize what a horrible husband and father he would obviously make."
:lulz:
by the way that tyra banks gif cracks me up
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on September 09, 2007, 07:07:12 AM
:lulz:
by the way that tyra banks gif cracks me up
Tyra Banks is my medicine.
I can't stand Tyra Banks, but my Pterodactyls can't get enough fo her. They won't stop giving her hugs. It's irritating.
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x279/BlessedBesse/pterodactyls/pttyra.jpg)
Pterodactyl Handler X
(http://www.cwyohba.org/noexit/nothingtosee.gif)
Quote from: vexati0n on September 09, 2007, 07:52:43 AM
(http://www.cwyohba.org/noexit/nothingtosee.gif)
AWESOME.
Good call.
What's the quote? "If you can't stand the crying, get out of the kitchen." Something like that.
Quote from: hunter s.durden on September 10, 2007, 06:50:30 PM
Good call.
What's the quote? "If you can't stand the crying, get out of the WHOREHOUSE." Something like that.
Fixed.
This thread is more win than I could ever hope to be.