Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Think for Yourself, Schmuck! => Topic started by: Lies on September 24, 2007, 04:04:16 AM

Title: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: Lies on September 24, 2007, 04:04:16 AM
(http://farm3.bestpicever.com/pics/pic_839295001189717657.jpg)

Nuff Said.
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 24, 2007, 05:32:26 AM
gross.
meatcage.



i kinda like it
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: Cramulus on September 24, 2007, 05:40:05 AM
yoink
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 24, 2007, 05:48:56 AM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on September 24, 2007, 05:32:26 AM
gross.
meatcage.



i kinda like it

MEATCAGE

itt, we finally find the elusive answer to the timeless question, "what's a better name than 'black iron prison?'"
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: Lies on September 24, 2007, 05:58:19 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 24, 2007, 05:48:56 AM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on September 24, 2007, 05:32:26 AM
gross.
meatcage.



i kinda like it

MEATCAGE

itt, we finally find the elusive answer to the timeless question, "what's a better name than 'black iron prison?'"

My thoughts exactly.
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: Idem on September 24, 2007, 06:09:53 AM
Hey, kid. Welcome to the Cage.


You think you just woke up here one day, right? Think again. It was your whole life that brought you to this. Fact is, you were born to be here. Go ahead, look around. I’ll be here when you get back.


Looks smaller than it is, don’t it? Sometimes, it doesn’t even feel all that bad. But still… You look through those holes, and you see all that you’re missing. Hopes. Dreams. What could-have-been. Here, put your hands up to the meat, pick at the flesh, let me show you something.


Feel that? That’s all the books you’ve read. And that entire wall over there is your adolescence. Look up: It’s your CD collection. The floor you woke up on? Your parents. Like I said, you were born to be here. It’s your life, it’s the warm, gooey trap of your own existence. You painted yourself into a corner.


So, now you’re wondering why you feel trapped here, in your own life. Why now, why today, can you see the bars of a Flesh-Cage that you made for yourself? Because you stopped reacting, and took a couple of steps forward. You thought you could do what you wanted, you tried to be self reliant, and bang. You smacked your head against the bone.


What’s that? Yeah. That’s when the claustrophobia sets in. When you didn’t know you were trapped, everything was fine. But now that you know, you can see your entire, tired, monotonous life stretch out before you, trapped.  Breathe, kid. It’s just abject panic that you’re feeling right now. Some even say that this is what death feels like: An unchanging life, immune and unfeeling to what you really want.


Look around you. Look at these warm, oozing columns of flesh. The dead, pink-coloured ceiling. The mushy ground. That’s your universe. That’s the world you’re going to be living in for the rest of your life here in Meatcage. You’re going to live out your life in quiet desperation. Or, not so quiet if you decide to take the rife/bell tower route. Either way, long or short, it’ll feel the same. Dead, unchanging.


So, if you’re interested, I’d like to invite you to a jailbreak...


Just turn around.
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: Lies on September 24, 2007, 07:01:06 AM
Yeah, it works to a degree but might still need some modification or such to have that same "kick" IMO.
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: Idem on September 24, 2007, 07:14:57 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 24, 2007, 07:01:06 AM
Yeah, it works to a degree but might still need some modification or such to have that same "kick" IMO.
Sure.  I basically imput a word-replacer program on it.


And... IMO, this is coming off as more gothic than BIP.  Just saying.
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: Lies on September 24, 2007, 08:06:33 AM
Hmm, I agree and I don't, just saying.
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: LMNO on September 24, 2007, 03:34:51 PM
LOL, meatcage.
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: Lies on September 24, 2007, 04:00:43 PM
Hmm... I think this might work better.
BIP= Reality
MeatCage = Cabbage/Someone clueless to the BIP and/or/either this body that the BIP has stuck your consciousness in.
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: hunter s.durden on September 24, 2007, 04:02:45 PM
BIP isn't reality.

BIP is our reality.
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: LMNO on September 24, 2007, 04:11:50 PM
BIP is a poorly constructed metaphor for reality.
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: hunter s.durden on September 24, 2007, 04:16:34 PM
Our reality.

Perception.

Jehovah, for instance, would not be confined by the BIP.

Unless I missed the point of this.
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: Lies on September 24, 2007, 04:32:09 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on September 24, 2007, 04:02:45 PM
BIP isn't reality.

BIP is our reality.

ITT, Hunter once more shows off his sage-like... STFU ASSHOLE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT FUCKING ANAL CUNT.
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: hunter s.durden on September 24, 2007, 04:34:16 PM
I really didn't.

I hate the BIP talk.

I can't believe I'm engaged in it right now.

I want to jam a barstool up your meatcage.
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: LMNO on September 24, 2007, 04:39:12 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on September 24, 2007, 04:34:16 PM
I want to jam a barstool up your meatcage.


New Discordian pickup lines, ITT.
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: Lies on September 24, 2007, 04:52:30 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on September 24, 2007, 04:34:16 PM
I really didn't.

I hate the BIP talk.

I can't believe I'm engaged in it right now.

I want to jam a barstool up your meatcage.

Ok, I'll pay you that one, oh violator of meatcage metaphors.

Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: Bu🤠ns on September 24, 2007, 05:58:06 PM
meatcage meatspin.

(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/meatcagemeatspin.gif)
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: Triple Zero on September 24, 2007, 10:47:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 24, 2007, 03:34:51 PM
LOL, meatcage.

ATTN MEATCAGE.COM IS STILL FREE
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: Iron Sulfide on September 27, 2007, 09:11:05 PM
i'm pretty sure LMNO used something similar to Meatcage in his piece in BIP on reality.

me likey, though. i've got a lot to say about the language aspect of this thing, but i still need to organize it before i present it. i wanna try to use the tools i'm going to describe.

white power should make some more sense after that. it's sorta like a reclamation thing, i.e. when the NAZI party usurped the Swastika.
Title: Re: cool pic I found and thought of BIP...
Post by: Triple Zero on September 28, 2007, 11:57:00 AM
it saddens me too, it's an intriguing design, but also for the swastika, "reclaiming" it for any other purpose than referring to nazism is going to take at least several more decades, at least in Europe.

amazing, if they can spoil a symbol for an entire century.

well they had to kill 6 million jews to do it, also not a small task of course.