The air......
cool
The night.....
stiring
.... swoooooooooops into the scenery.
wearing a pink gown and glass shoes....
......... feels wind in hair and on skin
Head turns with a snap.
What has entered my view?
Could it be......
Destiny????????
strangers in teh night, exchanging glances, strangers in the nigth, something soemthing something, who knew it would turn out so right, for strangers in the night...
Quote from: horabstrangers in teh night, exchanging glances, strangers in the nigth, something soemthing something, who knew it would turn out so right, for strangers in the night...
Destiny.....and Frank Sinatra singing.
Sigh......what more could two lovers ask for? 8)
fuckin'
*starts swooning*
Atomic Bombshells love Frankie boy as a nice background music for romantic scenes...
... yes could it be DESTINY waiting for me?
... steps closer to see handsome man - looks very much like a good strong discordian cabbage killer warrior to me.... the kind an atomic assassin loves!
*Notices mutual attraction*
*moves slowly to abscond with champagne and strawberries from the table as an offering unto this goddess*
*comes closer to her discordian knight*
*takes glass of champagne and eats a strawberry he feeds her*
Hello! *holds out gloved hand*
*Thinks he looks ¬?ber-handsome tonight in the moonlight*
*Eyes lock, no words need be spoken as cabbage juice is wipped off sabre and sheathed*
*takes hand firmly and kisses*
*looks handsome knight in the eye and enjoys the moment he kisses her hand*
My dear.... I hear music.... My heart is full of music my dear... It must be your presece my dearest....
*stunned by raging beauty, pulls pink haired noble towards my chest, as the music becons the dance*
*lets herself get pulled closer to wonderful man that smelles so gorgeous.... my knight in the shiny armor*
Shall we dance - again my dear *as she lookes him deeply in the eyes*
We shall !!!
*he dips her, and they begin to tango*
*tangoes with him... this is a very close dance to start the evening my darling*
*looks in Taos eyes .... I see heaven within them*
*dances on with him*
*Dances past doorway to vase of pink and black roses*
*places one of each between teeth and dips again*
*takes rose*
ohhh you know my favorite flowers and colours you do!
*spins Tao across the room and WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP*
*swoons a little*
and then carrys on dancing with her noble knight
* Heart pounding*
*Whispers intentions in siren's ear*
*hears the whispers*
*smiles wideley*
*dips Tao and feeeels eternally happy*
Ohhh my precious sweetheart! You slayer of thousands of cabbages! You are my dream!
*Declares intentions are more than physical....
more than metapysical......
more than words can describe.....
What wondrous spell has occured between champagne and a few dips?
*this is chaophysical wonderfullness in its most beautiful effects*
shall we sip more or dip more? or do you want to dip and sip me my most wonderful handsome man?
I would be honored to sip every inch of you.
(Then again, dipping sounds pretty damned good too.)
thanks for asking BTW :wink:
::again wishes she hadda night in shiny armor::
::realises that even foil armor would work::
::sighs deeply and goes to eat a bowl of chocolate icecream:: :cry:
*waves magic wand for malaul - chocolate and a dragon for her too*
Tao my darling! *kisses him and then lets him slurp the champagne in her mouth*
*feeling so happy in Taos arms*
Remeber my advise my commrade, take what you want, and what you want will take you.
I hear your knight's hoof beats comming soon.
I must be off, to my previous engagement, but I wish you well.
Quote from: Eris von Tartarus*waves magic wand for malaul - chocolate and a dragon for her too*
Tao my darling! *kisses him and then lets him slurp the champagne in her mouth*
*feeling so happy in Taos arms*
*Was already drunk from your sweet aroma*
*Champgne has pushed me over into complete Nirvana.
*licks bit of strawberry and drops of champagne off her darlings mouth... *kisses more*
*takes Tao to walz with her over the vast dancefloor*
*releases one arm and spins wildly, evicting all dancers from the floor, as spotlight strikes to follow mad couple across the floor, and lights dim.*
spotlight? isnt that the magnificent moonlight from above shining through the palace windows?
*lets herself get spun wildly by her darling*
you make me dizzy in the heart more thatn you do in my head with this spinning my handsome
"I must admit, due to my persona, and outstanding ability to slay cabbages, most women find me intimating or unapproachable, yet no you. You seem quite comfortable with me"
This is because most women you met were cabbages, afraid you would slay them. Poor women. Well you know who I am my dear... Don¥t you my darling...
"You seem not some fawning fraile thing, but an equal capable of holding her ground"
"I feel strangley drawn to you my dear"
I feel drawn to you my wonderful knight. Your cabbage slaying manliness atracts me more than anything. I know you can protect me from cabbage attacks. But thats not all. You are so stunningly sexy too.
*spins Tao round and round*
"You have problems with cabbages you say?"
"May I be of some assistance?"
I would like to apply for you to be my atomic bodyguard and assisstance. I need a good man like you at my side all the time really. You know how dangerous my assassins job is. Don¥t you *g*
*kisssssssssssssssssssssssssssses her knight deeply now*
do you accept this job?
If it means being at your side day and night?
Of course.
(Is there a dental plan?)
*returns deep kiss, and pulls bodies together*
dental what?
well nevertheless. I want you to be beside me to protect me and make me laugh. You inspire me for my missions and my jakes. You are my true fighting muse my dear Tao.
*dances on with him though the ballroom*
.....you know, benefits, profit sharing, union, health coverage, I assume I'd be stationed in Za Fazerland, zzzzzo, I imagine all that will be covered.
anyway.....
Where do I sign!!!!!!!!
*hands grip waist firm but gentle as both eyes deeply meet*
You just have to seal this with a kiss my darling.
Then you will be forever my atomic assassinational knight and cabbage slayer.
*feels Tao so close to her she goes swooning again*
"That sounds very official and promising, but the dance, my god the dance.
I think it's more than business for me, I think I've finnaly found my equal!"
What you say is also what I think of you, Tao my equal. No man could ever get as close as you have come to me. Not my body I mean, but my atomic soul and heart.
*grabs him so close they both gasp and start kissing madly again*
May I accept your kind offer, and offer you in return not only my allegiance but a partnership?
*kisses to seal the first deal*
*Begins to kneel to ready himself for the 2nd*
*stands and smiles*
of course you may my most wonderful man!
*gasps and smiles and waits for what is to come*
My dearest Atomic Eris Von Tartarus Assasin....
You who have stomped nightengales, and porcupines with me....
Have danced the passion of one thousand dancers.....
Have stood undaunted in my light, and I in yours....
Have prooved yourself my equal,
My friend
My lover
My assassin.
You who have trod the paths of the cabbages to find a place free from grey faceness....
May I eternmally defend you against the cabbages, and encourage you to remain the enlightened anti-cabbage..
by being your discordian betrothed?
*kneels fully and produces ring*
and to become your Tao Jones Von Tartarus?
*gasps again, swooons*
ohh of course you may!
I will take you as my discordian fiance and
constant never to leave me fighter for
our happiness and lack of greyfaceishness
in our lives.
I accept!
YES! and I will be your Eris von Tartarus Jones!
what a beautiful ring you have! *swooons again*
darling I just truly adore you sooo much!
*Sighs deeply knowing our destinies have merged*
*Takes hand*
"Shall we now retire to chambers my love?"
*Kisses deeply*
*picks Tao up*
yess we shall retire and enjoy our togetherness for the night
*kisses Tao really deeply and tastes his sweetness*
You are my dream come true handsome cabbage slaying knight who will crazily love me forever
Squerill seengs weeddinge songe :twisted: :evil: :twisted:
*hugs the devil squerrel*
you are soooo adorable my squerrelsies, you sing nicely!
:D
Carries swooning goddess to our room, closes door and........
What?
Did all of you think you'd get more than that?
Use your imaginations all our friends.
WOO HOO
grats!!!
LATTES FOR EVERYONE
Thank you honey! This is
such a romantic moment for
both Tao and me.
*grabs a latte*
yummm you know what a girl likes
*hugs malaul*
Thanks for the affirmation and the latte.
Doesn't even need to be caffinated, with my Atomic love, energy level is not a problem.
Bump.
Just teh bump.
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/punchballs.gif)
TGRR,
Thinks you should probably agree to my demands, now.
Its enough to drive a sane person to suicide. Good thing sanity has never been my strong point, but even so...
Quote from: ScribeIts enough to drive a sane person to suicide. Good thing sanity has never been my strong point, but even so...
Agree to my demands, and the pain will stop.
TGRR,
Doesn't WANT to be a terrorist.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: ScribeIts enough to drive a sane person to suicide. Good thing sanity has never been my strong point, but even so...
Agree to my demands, and the pain will stop.
TGRR,
Doesn't WANT to be a terrorist.
This was just over the top, even for you, Rog. :shock:
I probably agree to some of your demands.
Maybe.
Please stop now.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: ScribeIts enough to drive a sane person to suicide. Good thing sanity has never been my strong point, but even so...
Agree to my demands, and the pain will stop.
TGRR,
Doesn't WANT to be a terrorist.
This was just over the top, even for you, Rog. :shock:
I probably agree to some of your demands.
Maybe.
Please stop now.
Hey, wait a minute. Since when does anyone agree to TGRR's demands?
And none of you who are now hurting had to actually read through the thread. Hah suckers!
True, I didnt have to read it. But I did. I couldn't help it. Its like when you see a horrible car crash, you know you shouldnt but you cant help looking.
Nice going away present, Rev.
You big fat jerk!
Wow.
I am eternally grateful that I joined the PD forums after these two left.
In which orifice would you like your injection of lead, Roger?
Nevermind...
::machine guns Roger anyways::
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: ScribeIts enough to drive a sane person to suicide. Good thing sanity has never been my strong point, but even so...
Agree to my demands, and the pain will stop.
TGRR,
Doesn't WANT to be a terrorist.
This was just over the top, even for you, Rog. :shock:
I probably agree to some of your demands.
Maybe.
Please stop now.
Hey, wait a minute. Since when does anyone agree to TGRR's demands?
And none of you who are now hurting had to actually read through the thread. Hah suckers!
Hah, I didn't read through it. I just started at the bump :lol:
this is not the worst. i'm still looking. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote from: indelible magic markerthis is not the worst. i'm still looking. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
TURN THE AUTOLOCK ON OR FACE THE FACE-MAULING BUTTERFLIES...
i liek butterflies.
Quote from: indelible magic markeri liek butterflies.
Even the ones who maul your eyes out?
I only read the last page and I am wincing . . . if I really did have the power to deny people of their Discordianism, I would deny them. No good can come of that.
Quote from: calamity ainiQuote from: indelible magic markeri liek butterflies.
Even the ones who maul your eyes out?
is there any other kind?
*vomits copious quantities of spaghetti-looking stuff*
*vomits again*
*vomits yet again*
Jesus H. Fuck...and people actually put up with that shit back in the day?
8)
Makes the latest troll-wave seem almost tame in comparison, no?
Quote from: T'ai Kung*vomits copious quantities of spaghetti-looking stuff*
*vomits again*
*vomits yet again*
Jesus H. Fuck...and people actually put up with that shit back in the day?
8)
That was before Flash Movies. People would do ANYTHING for entertainment.
Quote from: indelible magic markerthis is not the worst. i'm still looking. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
He's right. This is only the beginning. Be prepared for much worse. :shock:
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: indelible magic markerthis is not the worst. i'm still looking. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
He's right. This is only the beginning. Be prepared for much worse. :shock:
I want to see the mush thread that kicked off the jihaad.
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: indelible magic markerthis is not the worst. i'm still looking. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
He's right. This is only the beginning. Be prepared for much worse. :shock:
I want to see the mush thread that kicked off the jihaad.
I dunno about the mush thread, but I can link you to the George Bush saintning one which had a lot to do with it.
This is one of the mush threads that kicked off the jihad:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=73092&highlight=#73092
Be prepared for stuff like:
QuoteThat is fucking true. That darling Tao Jones has shown me that foreplay is not
only a waste of time. I used to be like: grope, shag, sleep. like a really bad macho
guy. now i can appreciate some loveley softness and gorgeous stroking and
toutching marathons *swoooooooooooooooooooooon*
Quote from: ScribeQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: indelible magic markerthis is not the worst. i'm still looking. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
He's right. This is only the beginning. Be prepared for much worse. :shock:
I want to see the mush thread that kicked off the jihaad.
I dunno about the mush thread, but I can link you to the George Bush saintning one which had a lot to do with it.
No, that was much later in the Jihaad, IIRC. Roger posted that just to poke Tao, AFTER Efrim and Hugh got him all upset.
It was on one of the mush threads.
O mein Gott! Es gibt ein axt im meine kopf!
You know what goes well with pink? Puke green, that's what.
Roger, I'm curious: What does it feel like to not have a soul?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThis is one of the mush threads that kicked off the jihad:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=73092&highlight=#73092
Be prepared for stuff like: QuoteThat is fucking true. That darling Tao Jones has shown me that foreplay is not
only a waste of time. I used to be like: grope, shag, sleep. like a really bad macho
guy. now i can appreciate some loveley softness and gorgeous stroking and
toutching marathons *swoooooooooooooooooooooon*
That is SO bumped.
And it's stickied, too.
Quote from: HoshikoO mein Gott! Es gibt ein axt im meine kopf!
You know what goes well with pink? Puke green, that's what.
Roger, I'm curious: What does it feel like to not have a soul?
I actually saw someone wearing something similar to that today: black and white kitten heel mary janes, purple hose, brown pleated skirt and a puke green top. I thought it was cool, but I was in the goth part of town wearing all black at the time.
Quote from: Prince Tao JonesQuote from: PrincessEris von TartarusQuote from: Prince Tao Jones
About disrespecting other's religions....
Yes, when they disrespect woblah blahy book.
just my words and my thoughts my darling. i had a serious debate with the
commander about the headscarf-problem.bal blah
times you are living in. wearing headscarves and burkas is not 21st century.
tolerance for intolerance is a abit sad and a bad excuse for being PC.
Ohhh and btw.... Tao you are just wonderful. Just to mush a little more.
I have had enough guys in my life that treat you okay but always have this
disinterest or even light mocky behaviour concerning feminist views and issues.
You do not act like this. *big fat kiss*
you do not even have this typical "male" humor wich likes to bash on w omen and sex.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! *mush on*
Danke mein foofy.
Actually I'm more femine than you, (my gay man in woman's body) in some ways, minus my butch exterior of course.
i'm still lookg for the thread sthat are like
evt: mush kiss swoon *g*
taco:kiss, slobber kiss
evt:kiss *g* slobber mush
taco: everyone else here has no sense of humour slobber kiss mush
evt:you're so right darling *g* mush kiss swoon slobber everyone else ehre is jerks slobber.
i know there's more than one.
If you continue this, I will consider posting a picture of my anus since you do not deserve at your current rate to see my good looks.
i got uh bored.
whenyou gonan psot a pic fo r us huh>?
we wanna see!!!!
I just bumped another one for you, horab. :twisted:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2144&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=90
My Goddess, why have you forsaken me?
yeah that's a good marker the bella.
i may have bumped that thread, btu that pag einaprticualr is great. even funnier when you hit that page and then go up a few pages.
Quote from: calamity ainiIf you continue this, I will consider posting a picture of my anus...
I'll do it if you do it.
8)
Quote from: T'ai KungQuote from: calamity ainiIf you continue this, I will consider posting a picture of my anus...
I'll do it if you do it.
8)
You seriously would, wouldn't you? :twisted:
here's mine
(http://img141.echo.cx/img141/9798/bittypushtail8kj.jpg)
oops
hehehehehe
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: T'ai KungQuote from: calamity ainiIf you continue this, I will consider posting a picture of my anus...
I'll do it if you do it.
8)
You seriously would, wouldn't you? :twisted:
well, I definitely would, but probably not seriously...it's awfully hard to take one's own anus seriously...
8)
BUMP
bump
I can't believe I bumped this thread.
I'd like to point out this thread is only 4 pages long. The rest of the posts are simply variations of "bump".
THAT'S how bad this thing was. It makes me want to hack out someones esophagus with a dull fork.
ohmyfuckinggodwhattheshitisthiscrap
Quote from: Cramulus on January 30, 2009, 11:05:19 PM
ohmyfuckinggodwhattheshitisthiscrap
crap that couldn't go into the prune.
Either roger wants to make a point about history and not repeating the sins of the past, or more likely; he will haul it out every few years to scare the children.
Quote from: Scientician Faust on January 30, 2009, 11:16:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 30, 2009, 11:05:19 PM
ohmyfuckinggodwhattheshitisthiscrap
crap that couldn't go into the prune.
Either roger wants to make a point about history and not repeating the sins of the past, or more likely; he will haul it out every few years to scare the children.
Yeah.
:fap:
Pixie and Payne should do a thread like this.
Quote from: Cramulus on August 23, 2010, 05:35:22 PM
Pixie and Payne should do a thread like this.
They might actually make it funny.
Oh Dear Lady Discordia, why do I not manage to not press the shiny button....
Quote from: 41D5K1N6 on April 02, 2020, 06:16:23 PM
Oh Dear Lady Discordia, why do I not manage to not press the shiny button....
Probably for the same reason you have Pepe in your avatar?
:pwned: