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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Cramulus on October 31, 2007, 08:36:25 PM

Title: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Cramulus on October 31, 2007, 08:36:25 PM
Edited
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Manta Obscura on November 12, 2008, 07:10:56 PM
Bump, for the potential usefulness of this post to those who haven't read this yet.
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Cramulus on November 12, 2008, 07:37:00 PM
DOWNLOAD IT NOW

'cause Vex is letting the FTP expire in January / February 09
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 12, 2008, 08:16:33 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 12, 2008, 07:37:00 PM
DOWNLOAD IT NOW

'cause Vex is letting the FTP expire in January / February 09

DAMNIT THIS IS DISCORJIA! YUO CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: phi on June 30, 2010, 04:59:37 PM
Edited
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Cramulus on June 30, 2010, 05:11:36 PM
DONE - thanks for the update!
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 30, 2010, 06:43:32 PM
Wow he's right. This thread comes up #2 on a Google search for "Illuminatus trilogy full text" without quotes. Cool beans.
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 09:21:56 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 31, 2007, 08:36:25 PM
Here you will find the full text of the Illuminatus! Trilogy:


PDF: http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/illuminatus_trilogy.pdf
HTML: http://www.american-buddha.com/illuminatus!.1.htm
Scribd: http://www.scribd.com/doc/20917896/Illuminatus

I feel an urge to edit the HTML version until it's readable.
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Faust on June 30, 2010, 09:29:27 PM
I3! is still under copyright correct? Guys I really don't feel comfortable with hosting links to warez. Especially if its showing up on google.
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Reginald Ret on June 30, 2010, 09:44:51 PM
I dont think you will get into trouble but it is your risk, so I won't hold it against you if it got removed..
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Faust on June 30, 2010, 09:47:34 PM
Quote from: Regret on June 30, 2010, 09:44:51 PM
I dont think you will get into trouble but it is your risk, so I won't hold it against you if it got removed..
hrmph, Im undecided. on the one hand I would like as many people as possible to read I!3 but on the other I cant let the site get in trouble.
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Triple Zero on July 01, 2010, 10:13:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 09:21:56 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 31, 2007, 08:36:25 PM
Here you will find the full text of the Illuminatus! Trilogy:


PDF: http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/illuminatus_trilogy.pdf
HTML: http://www.american-buddha.com/illuminatus!.1.htm
Scribd: http://www.scribd.com/doc/20917896/Illuminatus

I feel an urge to edit the HTML version until it's readable.

The Illuminati are a secret society that (DRUGS SEX DRUGS) control everything in the world (SEX DRUGS SEX) including all governments, financial institutions, and (DRUGS SEX DRUGS) intelligence agencies. No, they're not. Well, yes they are but not really. (SEX DRUGS SEX) They originated in Bavaria in 1776 (DRUGS SEX DRUGS). No, actually they go all the way back to Atlantis. No, (SEX DRUGS SEX) Atlantis never really existed. Yes it did. It's not just one society (DRUGS SEX DRUGS), it's a whole bunch of them (SEX DRUGS SEX) together. No, it's just one, and they go all the way back to Atlantis, which never (DRUGS SEX DRUGS) existed, oh yes it did. They've had an uninterrupted existence since 30,000 years ago (SEX DRUGS SEX) -- no they actually only go back as far as the 1800s (DRUGS SEX DRUGS). Fnord.
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: LMNO on July 01, 2010, 01:11:56 PM
You forgot the inevitable word salad at the end.



Also,  (THREE PAGES OF BAND NAMES)
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Cramulus on July 01, 2010, 02:17:03 PM
There was a lot more word salad than just at the end!

Anyway, I liked the RAW word salad. It's so much more decipherable than Joyce.  :p
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Telarus on July 01, 2010, 03:30:31 PM
Yeah, RAW would at least take a moment to offer the easy, 1st&2nd-pass connections right there for your brain to gnaw on.
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Brotep on July 04, 2010, 03:54:42 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 01, 2010, 02:17:03 PM
Anyway, I liked the RAW word salad. It's so much more decipherable than Joyce.  :p
:lol:
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Jasper on July 04, 2010, 09:00:36 PM
I forgot about those three pages.

Damn...  :lol:
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: the last yatto on July 04, 2010, 11:02:49 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 30, 2010, 09:29:27 PM
I3! is still under copyright correct?

well since its only been 3 years, 5 months, and 23 days, we are a few years away from the magic 70

didnt Rat post something about the family (assuming current holders) dont care,
as people still buy the books from time to time
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Faust on July 04, 2010, 11:13:09 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on July 04, 2010, 11:02:49 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 30, 2010, 09:29:27 PM
I3! is still under copyright correct?

well since its only been 3 years, 5 months, and 23 days, we are a few years away from the magic 70

didnt Rat post something about the family (assuming current holders) dont care,
as people still buy the books from time to time

I'll take your word for it and I am happy enough with that.
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: snow bomb on July 05, 2010, 04:59:34 AM
Ergh... I just bought this.
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Telarus on July 05, 2010, 06:06:10 AM
Quote from: St. Witbier on July 05, 2010, 04:59:34 AM
Ergh... I just bought this.

I have 2 physical copies. My dog at the time chewed the front cover off of the one I got in highschool.
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: snow bomb on July 05, 2010, 06:24:14 AM
Eh, I prefer owning books.  I reread things constantly.  Harder to do when you have to go to the library for it.
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: phi on July 06, 2010, 09:07:46 PM
Quote from: St. Witbier on July 05, 2010, 06:24:14 AM
Eh, I prefer owning books.  I reread things constantly.  Harder to do when you have to go to the library for it.

I am actually a huge fan of audio books. I eat through them while at work. I'm on my third run through the Deep Leaf Audio version. (buy it here: http://www.deepleafaudio.com/illuminatus.htm)

Having a searchable copy of Illuminatus is useful however. Now and then I like stealing quotes from it.
Title: Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy - Full Text
Post by: Cramulus on July 06, 2010, 11:57:06 PM
exactly!

I own two physical copies, one for reference, the other to lend out.

Unfortunately, both are lent out right now.  :sad: