Merry Fuckin Xmas Shlub!
We are a perverse creature, to subject ourselves to the annual month of pressure and expectations that is December. Striving for the perfect Holidaze season, while lining ourselves up for a seizure. And as long as I've been wandering around this world, it's always been there. Though, it would seem as though it has ramped up in the past decade.
You've gotta get THE perfect gift, THE perfect inflatable decoration for the front lawn, THE perfect Holiday Ham, so on, and so on.
It's amazing how people can annually watch the Charlie Brown special and TOTALLY miss the point of it. And it's really precious that it's the Christians leading the charge of totally bastardizing what is arguably there most celebrated Holiday.
But, this is just one of the more known and noted examples of how we, as a set of creatures, strive to put ourselves into tight boxes and to subject ourselves to pressures until our will bows. It seems as though it is accepted that life must persist in this fashion. If life is easy, then you are living it wrong.
Ah well, hey, someone pass the Holiday Cheer!
:asplode:
We may be in tight boxes, but we are wrapped up in the PERFECT wrapping paper and put underneath the PERFECT tree! Isn't that the POINT?!
Personally I blame Hallmark for the disgusting commercialization of every freaking holiday. :evilmad:
"when you care enough to send the best...." :argh!:
ETA-I can't type worth a damn....
This is gonna be the best christams ever. :D :cry: (joy)
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Quote from: americans immitating the brady bunchIF THIS CHRISTMAS ISN'T PERFECT I'M GOING TO START KILLING PEOPLE GOD DAMMIT!
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK FUCKING CHEERFUL FOR CHRISSAKES!
IT'S FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
IT'S FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
WHERE'S THE FUCKING CAMERA? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE CAMERA? STOP FUCKING WHINING, OVER THERE! HOW ARE WE GOING TO CAPTURE THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS ON VIDEO WITH YOUR FINGER IN YOUR NOSE, JONNY!? GOD DAMMIT!
(http://sinope.redjupiter.com/images/jarretthousenorth/charlieBrownTree.jpg)
bestest damned tree EVAR!
It's a Red X-mas tree. groovy. :wink:
Baaaah.
it's gone.
I
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 29, 2007, 03:54:56 PM
Ah well, hey, someone pass the Holiday Cheer!
:asplode:
If by Holiday cheer you mean homemade 151 proof eggnog, then yes, it'll be a good christmas.
sounds good to me.
make sure you bring enough to share with the rest of the class.
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MOAR!
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MOAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!