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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2007, 01:39:39 AM

Title: Richard Nixon and pork shoulder
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2007, 01:39:39 AM
I just noticed this sub. Was it not called this before? Anyway,

What is the deal with Richard Nixon, pork, and Discordians? I have for many years been the only person I know with a pork and Richard Nixon fixation, yet I find this board and here there are references to pork and Richard Nixon everywhere. It could only have been creepier if you'd had a subforum called :cone:.

Is anyone else here really into tinned fish, and olives?

Title: Re: Richard Nixon and pork shoulder
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2007, 01:46:07 AM
Richard Nixon is like unto a God.

He and Elvis will return to rule the United States with an iron fist.  Well, actually FOUR iron fists.  Each of them having two arms, and all.
Title: Re: Richard Nixon and pork shoulder
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2007, 02:38:31 AM
Have you read the transcript of their meeting? I enjoyed it.

This is the painting that hangs beside my bed:
(http://somniphobia.com/src/1197167903247.jpg)



Title: Re: Richard Nixon and pork shoulder
Post by: Triple Zero on December 09, 2007, 05:31:20 PM
oh the unbearable synchronicity of it all.

co-incidence?

definitely.
Title: Re: Richard Nixon and pork shoulder
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2007, 07:24:54 PM
I SUSPECT IT'S A PLOT.
Title: Re: Richard Nixon and pork shoulder
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2007, 07:26:58 PM
Actually I think it's that Discordians tend to be attracted to absurdity, and there is a great deal of absurdity embedded in Richard Nixon and in pork. I also appreciated that, while most people are like "Cones? WTF are you on about, Nigel?" People here pretty much went "Yeah cones, of course. Duh."
Title: Re: Richard Nixon and pork shoulder
Post by: Pterodactyl Handler on December 10, 2007, 04:17:39 PM
Richard Nixon? Richard Nixon's limbs will be twisted and torn from his stinking corpse! His marrow will be like delicious oatmeal for my wretched pets!

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/ptero_nixon.jpg)

I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR

BIKAAAAW MOTHERFUCKERS!



PTERODACTYL HANDLER X
Title: Re: Richard Nixon and pork shoulder
Post by: Suu on December 10, 2007, 04:33:13 PM
Pork shoulder is an entity in itself. It's hard to explain, really....

(http://www.kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/party/IMG_0176.JPG)
Title: Re: Richard Nixon and pork shoulder
Post by: Suu on December 10, 2007, 04:34:23 PM
Lest not forget immortality: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pork+shoulder
Title: Re: Richard Nixon and pork shoulder
Post by: Darth Cupcake on December 10, 2007, 04:46:23 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on December 10, 2007, 04:33:13 PM
Pork shoulder is an entity in itself. It's hard to explain, really....

(http://www.kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/party/IMG_0176.JPG)

I feel such an urge to send that picture to all the vegetarians I know... :D
Title: Re: Richard Nixon and pork shoulder
Post by: Suu on December 10, 2007, 04:50:09 PM
Yeah...skin on it and everything.

Goddamn Mr. Suu may be a dick but when it comes to cooking pork he's a fucking god.


Title: Re: Richard Nixon and pork shoulder
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2007, 08:30:58 PM
Quote from: Pterodactyl Handler on December 10, 2007, 04:17:39 PM
Richard Nixon? Richard Nixon's limbs will be twisted and torn from his stinking corpse! His marrow will be like delicious oatmeal for my wretched pets!

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/ptero_nixon.jpg)

I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR

BIKAAAAW MOTHERFUCKERS!



PTERODACTYL HANDLER X

:x


Title: Re: Richard Nixon and pork shoulder
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2007, 08:34:29 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on December 10, 2007, 04:33:13 PM
Pork shoulder is an entity in itself. It's hard to explain, really....

(http://www.kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/party/IMG_0176.JPG)

Pork shoulder is different from other cuts because of the way the fat and flesh are so peculiarly layered, like meat filo. It makes the best roast, hands-down. I like to braise it in boiling water with salt and curry before drenching it in bourbon and cracked pepper, and slow-roasting it in a covered cast-iron pan with onions and potatoes. Add BBQ sauce or don't, either way it's nirvana in your mouth.
Title: Re: Richard Nixon and pork shoulder
Post by: Cramulus on December 10, 2007, 08:36:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 10, 2007, 08:34:29 PM
it's nirvana in your mouth.

YUO CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!
Title: Re: Richard Nixon and pork shoulder
Post by: Suu on December 10, 2007, 09:12:36 PM
The official Pork Shoulder recipe fread: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13604.0
Title: Re: Richard Nixon and pork shoulder
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2007, 11:13:45 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on December 10, 2007, 09:12:36 PM
The official Pork Shoulder recipe fread: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13604.0

NICE

I will post mine there.