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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Cramulus on December 29, 2007, 04:42:44 PM

Title: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Cramulus on December 29, 2007, 04:42:44 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bin/n625796013_795971_5719.jpg)


So on the 27th of December, on what should have been World Evolution Day (http://www.discoflux.com/awsnews//World%20Evolution%20Day/wed.htm), Chloe and I celebrated Moosemas (http://theinvisiblecollege.com/library/Moosemas.pdf). Moosemas is a Grand Old Discordjian Holyday which was discovered in 1984. I just learned about it this year while studying at The Invisible College (http://theinvisiblecollege.com/library/). Well Chloe and I were bored and she said "LETS MAKE A CAKE" and before we thought about it in any way we were already out the door to go buy cake mix and eggs and stuff.

So halfway to Stop & Slop we started to wonder what we were celebrating. And we decided on Moosemas. So as we talked about it, this Moosemas thing kept getting momentum, and we invited a bunch of people over, and we had a grand old Moosemas. Here are some of our activities:

MOOSEMAS LIST

Made Chocolate Moose
Drank Peppermoose tea
Moosed around
Made hot Applemoose Cider
Moose Beer
Sang Moosemas day songs
ate triscuits
watched Moosemas specials (bork bork bork: http://youtube.com/watch?v=CRIwuxqKyyk)
Moosed out
took photos for next year's moosemas day cards



And though we didn't get any pictures of Ean or Moose or Nomad or Biana, they were there too. All these pictures were taken using Chloe's shitty laptop camera, so excuse the awful quality / content.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bin/n625796013_795996_1026.jpg)

MERRY MOOSEMAS, HO HO HO HO


(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bin/n625796013_795998_1697.jpg)

Chloe looks kind of spaced out, it must be from all the moosenog.


Here's our pineal cake:

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bin/n625796013_795999_2033.jpg)

the chocolate was so slippery, the number 23 immediately began to drift apart:

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bin/n625796013_795997_1349.jpg)

A Grand Old Moosemas was had by all

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bin/n625796013_796003_630.jpg)

St. Nicklemoose bless us, every one!


(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bin/moosed_be.jpg)
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 29, 2007, 06:10:46 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Jenne on December 29, 2007, 07:39:05 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: LMNO on December 31, 2007, 12:59:58 PM
What's that tattoo on her wrist?

Also, off-the-shoulder tops = hotness.
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: AFK on December 31, 2007, 01:09:13 PM
FYI:  If you ever have some little Crams running around, the cable network Noggin features a Moose between shows, Moose A. Moose.  And he has his Warm and Fuzzy Party every year during the month of December.  It's Moosetastic I tell ya!
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Cramulus on December 31, 2007, 03:46:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 31, 2007, 12:59:58 PM
What's that tattoo on her wrist?

one wrist says "Hold"
the other says "Fast"

she has a few other nautical tattoos.
(SHES A PIRATE FYI)

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 31, 2007, 01:09:13 PM
FYI:  If you ever have some little Crams running around, the cable network Noggin features a Moose between shows, Moose A. Moose.  And he has his Warm and Fuzzy Party every year during the month of December.  It's Moosetastic I tell ya!

woah don't get ahead of yourself there, Rev! For now, there will only be only ONE little Cram, and he's staying safely tucked away.
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 01, 2008, 12:44:07 AM
Chloe is hot.
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Cramulus on January 03, 2010, 02:58:59 AM
pics from Moosemas 2009:

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/DSCF2132.jpg)

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/DSCF2105.jpg)

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/DSCF2117.jpg)

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/DSCF2115.jpg)



My buddy was pretending to punch somebody and accidentally punched the ceiling for real hard. Miraculously, I captured this moment right after it:


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/DSCF2094.jpg)
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Jasper on January 03, 2010, 08:00:31 AM
You know what I miss about being more youthful?  The feeling that Discordians can just make up a holiday on a whim and have a big celebration.

Kudos to Cram and Chloe for reminding me about that.
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 03, 2010, 08:43:36 AM
That looks like it was fun.

Good for you guys :)   Fun is awesome 
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 03, 2010, 01:56:21 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 03, 2010, 02:58:59 AM


My buddy was pretending to punch somebody and accidentally punched the ceiling for real hard. Miraculously, I captured this moment right after it:


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/DSCF2094.jpg)


WHY IS HOUSE SO  TINY

Do you live in an elf-house, Cram? Or are your friends giants?
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Cramulus on January 03, 2010, 02:42:22 PM
you have discovered me, I live in an elf house

(http://themoldydoily.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/trailelfhouse1.JPG)
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2010, 02:41:22 AM
NO WAY!

Do you really live in that house? Is it really tiny?
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Cramulus on January 04, 2010, 02:12:57 PM
yes, and we make cookies all day!
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: -Kel- on January 04, 2010, 10:52:10 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Cramulus on November 29, 2010, 03:20:22 AM
On the TENTH day of Moosemas, my true love gave to me...

ten dogs a fucking

nine dogs a fucking

eight dogs a fucking

seven dogs a fucking

six dogs a fucking

five! fucking! dogs!

four dogs a fucking

three dogs a fucking

two dogs a fucking

AND A DOG THAT IS FUCKING ITSELF






note to self: find moosemas 2008 pix
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Telarus on November 29, 2010, 03:59:12 AM
:spittake:

that emote has never been more appropriate after hallucinating Cram's avatar singing that Hit Single.
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Jasper on November 29, 2010, 06:03:18 AM
Oh my GAWD.  I laughed for a solid minute.

I am going to spread so much holiday cheer with that song.
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Salty on November 29, 2010, 06:26:55 AM
Spread the cheer as far as you can!
http://ifile.it/pznrv92
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Jasper on November 29, 2010, 06:31:28 AM
:mittens::mittens::mittens::mittens::mittens::mittens:
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Rumckle on November 30, 2010, 03:01:39 AM
 :lulz:
:fuckmittens:
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Cramulus on December 12, 2011, 05:07:33 PM
This year,

My MOOSEMAS party is scheduled for Saturday, December 17th.

It begins at about 9 or 10 AM. If anybody here wants to join us here in Tarrytown NY, you're 169% welcome. :)

This year, we're hooking up the DEEP FRYER. So if you have any food you want to fry up, bring it on!
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Suu on December 12, 2011, 05:16:25 PM
I was thinking of having Moosemas at my place this weekend, as well, because I won't be mobile after my surgery.

I should shoot messages!
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Cramulus on November 15, 2013, 05:06:14 PM
BUMP because my ... shit, I think it's my seventh annual Moosemas party is this weekend.

Moosed be!
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Suu on November 15, 2013, 06:43:23 PM
And here I'm only having a sex toy party tomorrow night!

DILDOMAS.
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Ben Shapiro on November 15, 2013, 10:23:07 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 15, 2013, 06:43:23 PM
And here I'm only having a sex toy party tomorrow night!

DILDOMAS.

:eek:
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2013, 10:23:55 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on November 15, 2013, 10:23:07 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 15, 2013, 06:43:23 PM
And here I'm only having a sex toy party tomorrow night!

DILDOMAS.

:eek:

Shut up, you know you like it.
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Suu on November 16, 2013, 01:32:21 AM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on November 15, 2013, 10:23:07 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 15, 2013, 06:43:23 PM
And here I'm only having a sex toy party tomorrow night!

DILDOMAS.

:eek:

I'm dead serious.    :fap:


Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Ben Shapiro on November 16, 2013, 07:58:37 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 15, 2013, 10:23:55 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on November 15, 2013, 10:23:07 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 15, 2013, 06:43:23 PM
And here I'm only having a sex toy party tomorrow night!

DILDOMAS.

:eek:

Shut up, you know you like it.

I do now. I want to know what the hottest latest dildos on the market are.
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Telarus on November 16, 2013, 07:51:06 PM
MOOSEMAS SPAGS!
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Cramulus on December 07, 2018, 03:36:24 PM
BUMP because I'm throwing a Moosemas party tomorrow. I had to check this thread to see what year I started doing it.. so this will be my 11th year! Which means it's my 13th moosemas party, because I think I've thrown two "Moosemas in July" parties.




Moosemas 2010, for reference (https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,27538.45.html)
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: MMIX on December 07, 2018, 05:03:26 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 07, 2018, 03:36:24 PM
BUMP because I'm throwing a Moosemas party tomorrow. I had to check this thread to see what year I started doing it.. so this will be my 11th year! Which means it's my 13th moosemas party, because I think I've thrown two "Moosemas in July" parties.




Moosemas 2010, for reference (https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,27538.45.html)

Jingle those bells Mooseman
Title: Re: Merry Moosemas
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 13, 2018, 02:32:13 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 07, 2018, 03:36:24 PM
BUMP because I'm throwing a Moosemas party tomorrow. I had to check this thread to see what year I started doing it.. so this will be my 11th year! Which means it's my 13th moosemas party, because I think I've thrown two "Moosemas in July" parties.




Moosemas 2010, for reference (https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,27538.45.html)

Our friends have BABIES now. Toddlers, even!