Question:
George W. Bush
Option 1: HAIL CAESAR!
votes: 1
Option 2: He's okay I guess.
votes: 4
Option 3: Discordian Sainthood?
votes: 1
Option 4: ??????
votes: 3
Option 5: PROFIT!
votes: 3
Option 6: fuck the fucking fucker!
votes: 9
ALL RIGHT YOU GODDAMNED LIBERAL HIPPIE PINKO SCUMBAG CRYBABIES
LISTEN UP!
George Bush cares about you! He cares about your freedom, and your god given right as citizens of this most glorious of God's blessed nations, The United States of America!
He understands that most of you have been brainwashed by the liberal media to believe that war is bad, but that's simply not true. Our country was founded by WAR, you wouldn't want to be sitting around in the afternoon sipping tea and eating scones and blessing the QUEEN would you? Are you some kinda faggot? Hell no! I didn't think so. This country was founded by war, and kept STABLE by war, and GOD BLESS IT! OUR ENTIRE ECONOMY IS BASED ON WAR! You wouldn't want the economy to fail and have to start driving one of those hippie hybrids. Don't you want to keep driving that 75 passenger H3 that keeps your 2.5 children safe on the 7 block drive at 25 miles per hour to the grocery store? OF COURSE YOU DO! BECAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD PARENT! Sure, those liberals tell you that Johnny has serious mental issues and can't tell reality from fantasy, but good citizens like you, and me, and Jack Thompson, and GEORGE BUSH. We know the truth, videogames BRAINWASHED your son to be a mindless zombie killing machine.
George Bush knows what's best for this country because he is personally blessed by the almighty Jesus Christ
tm The almighty directs George Bush to do good things for all Americans and to lead you all home to the one true God.
George Bush has done more for this country, no, for DEMOCRACY GOD DAMNIT! in his nearly 8 years, that we couldn't possibly think to ask him to step down next year after some liberal minority rigs an election to undo all the good he's done. THAT dear friends, is why we must act quickly, and proclaim George Walker Bush, EMPEROR FOR LIFE! So that he may be allowed to grace us with his divine insight, and flawless leadership, for MANY MANY years to come.
ALL HAIL AMERICA!
ALL HAIL GEORGE W. CAESAR!
Bleh, you misunderstand good ole "W"...
He has secured our freedom and is keeping it safe for us because if he just left it sitting around, anyone could just walk in and take it.
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The only moral people in the world are his followers after all, everyone else has to be amoral, why else would they vote against him?
Yeah. And Non-Americans are even more amoral because they couldn't vote for him even if they wanted to.
Thank you, Heavenly Father, for sending your only begotten son as President to look over us and keep us safe.
Whats that quote by wotsisname about people deserving ther leaders ?...can't quite recall at the mo'.
Anyway, he's fulla shit. You cheeky Yankees deserve a whole lot more.
I've a feeling yr gonna get it too.....
Hillarobam McCain... KAHM ORN DAHHHN, -(norf Lahnden accent for working class emphasis).
Best regaurds,
The loyal citizenry, 51st State.org