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Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: barumunk on January 14, 2008, 08:48:21 AM

Title: The Machine(TM) Says:
Post by: barumunk on January 14, 2008, 08:48:21 AM


Go back to sleep!!     :|
Title: Re: The Machine(TM) Says:
Post by: Triple Zero on January 14, 2008, 11:39:29 AM
NO UUUUUU!
Title: Re: The Machine(TM) Says:
Post by: AFK on January 14, 2008, 02:25:36 PM
How can we sleep when our beds are burning?
Title: Re: The Machine(TM) Says:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 14, 2008, 04:17:48 PM
How can we dance when our Earth is turning?
Title: Re: The Machine(TM) Says:
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2008, 04:34:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2008, 04:17:48 PM
How can we dance when some sort of pink triangle is shoved up our ass?


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Title: Re: The Machine(TM) Says:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 14, 2008, 05:53:27 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: The Machine(TM) Says:
Post by: Pvt Conrad on January 14, 2008, 07:31:49 PM
Sir,

If I were to go back to sleep, it is entirely too likely that I might become the next victim of Union Rape Squads which even now threaten the pure, soft buttocks of country boys from Carolina to Texas.

If there is a Machine giving out orders, I would think it a sign that the world itself were coming undone!

Doubtfully Yours,

Pvt. Conrad Jones
Title: Re: The Machine(TM) Says:
Post by: AFK on August 08, 2013, 08:32:02 PM
Quote from: barumunk on January 14, 2008, 08:48:21 AM


Go back to sleep!!     :|


If only I could. 


I am udderly exhausted....MUUUUU!!!!!
Title: Re: The Machine(TM) Says:
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 08, 2013, 09:04:15 PM
Quote from: Pvt Conrad on January 14, 2008, 07:31:49 PM
Sir,

If I were to go back to sleep, it is entirely too likely that I might become the next victim of Union Rape Squads which even now threaten the pure, soft buttocks of country boys from Carolina to Texas.

If there is a Machine giving out orders, I would think it a sign that the world itself were coming undone!

Doubtfully Yours,

Pvt. Conrad Jones

Where did this one come from?  :lol: Alright, I'll play.

We have heard the loud booming of cannon all day. Today I saw such a stampede as I never witnessed before. The road was full of carriages, wagons, men on horseback, all riding at full speed. Judge Floyd stopped, saying: "The Yankees are coming. They have got my mules and chickens, and they are coming for me."