I had a very heart-warming experience this morning as I was driving my daughter to pre-school.
We always play this game where when I come to an intersection I ask her what way we need to go, left, right, or straight. Anyways, at one of the intersections I was joking and said,
"I took all of the lefts, they're all gone."
She says, "That means there aren't any left, that's not right." and then laughs.
I've also taught her the "Why is 6 afraid of 7" joke which she's been sharing at school.
RWHN,
Raising the Corny Goofballs of Tomorrow
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 15, 2008, 03:00:57 PM
She says, "That means there aren't any left, that's not right." and then laughs.
And she's already better at it than you.
Are you jealous or proud? :lulz:
everybody all together now:
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
:hosrie:
That's goddam cute. SRSLY
Dude, adorable.
My oldest is prone to saying inadvertently inappropriate things... making all of the adults in the room gasp and giggle, but we can't explain to her because she's only 9. My middle is more of a punster, but my youngest is just... evil. The other day she said, "I'm not going to push you down the stairs", making me wonder if I should warn the rest of the family to watch their backs near staircases. I'm pretty sure she's not ACTUALLY a psychopath, but she is kind of scary.
When I was a child, probably about nine or so, I wanted to describe something as being both "erratic" and "neurotic." (For a kid, I had an impressive vocab.) I decided to combine the words, and instead described it as "erotic."
Yeeaahhh... :lol:
You must have gotten some amazing looks.
My mother was horrified and couldn't speak for several moments. My sister couldn't stop laughing, and immediately started calling her friends to tell them what her little sister just said. At that point my mother started exclaiming that it wasn't funny and my sister shouldn't be reinforcing my naughty behavior. :lol:
"Naughty" LOL! You must have been confused.
I never said anything quite like that...But apparently I did pretty well with foreign languages that I wasn't ever really exposed to, namely Latin. To this day I'll still dream in Latin and talk in my sleep. When I was a little kid I would have random outbursts, like kids do. My parents thought it was gibberish at first, then my dad started to notice some words and phrases. Or so he says...
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on January 15, 2008, 04:28:43 PM
When I was a child, probably about nine or so, I wanted to describe something as being both "erratic" and "neurotic." (For a kid, I had an impressive vocab.) I decided to combine the words, and instead described it as "erotic."
Yeeaahhh... :lol:
Thanks to this I've discovered I cannot breathe peanuts.
Quote from: Richter on January 15, 2008, 05:02:23 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on January 15, 2008, 04:28:43 PM
When I was a child, probably about nine or so, I wanted to describe something as being both "erratic" and "neurotic." (For a kid, I had an impressive vocab.) I decided to combine the words, and instead described it as "erotic."
Yeeaahhh... :lol:
Thanks to this I've discovered I cannot breathe peanuts.
FACT: Eating and reading the PD.com board is hazardous to your health.
Richter and peanuts is hazardous to your work computer.
Continue.
i called my moms friend an asian whore all the time cause i heard someone else do it :|
Quote from: mian tiao noodle on January 15, 2008, 11:25:28 PM
i called my moms friend an asian whore all the time cause i heard someone else do it :|
Theyre talking about when they were young and didn't know better, though.
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 15, 2008, 03:09:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 15, 2008, 03:00:57 PM
She says, "That means there aren't any left, that's not right." and then laughs.
And she's already better at it than you.
Are you jealous or proud? :lulz:
Proud, very proud.
give her this for me:
:rimshot:
i kind of fear for the depths of punnery she will be able to wield when she grows up ...
Crushing all in her wake?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 17, 2008, 07:45:31 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on January 17, 2008, 07:25:51 PM
Quote from: keeper entropic on January 17, 2008, 07:10:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 17, 2008, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 16, 2008, 11:18:43 PM
Crushing all in her wake?
We shall sea.
Oh buoy
The tide has turned on RWHN!
Now I'm agitated.
/
:argh!:
But, I shall Bounce back.
Time for a rebound!
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 17, 2008, 07:45:31 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on January 17, 2008, 07:25:51 PM
Quote from: keeper entropic on January 17, 2008, 07:10:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 17, 2008, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 16, 2008, 11:18:43 PM
Crushing all in her wake?
We shall sea.
Oh buoy
The tide has turned on RWHN!
Now I'm agitated.
/
:argh!:
But, I shall Bounce back.
Shout it out loud!
Of course the real question I'm grappling with is:
When to teach her the "Baby Seal walks into a club" joke. Is 3 too young?
I want to open a trendy night club called Club Baby Seal...
If you do let me know, I can be your opening act.
Here is WHN, The Younger's artistic rendition of yours truly.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/100_9014.jpg)
Quite a talented little artiste. That's good enough to go in the WOMP vault.
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Tomorrow is Crazy Hat day at Preschool, so I gotta get home and find the zaniest hat I've got for her to wear tomorrow.
Cram, that is awesome.
Also, if there are days like Crazy Hat Day, I think I want to go back to preschool. Perhaps I will encourage a department wide event of Crazy Hat Day right around exam time... 8)
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 17, 2008, 09:29:28 PM
Here is WHN, The Younger's artistic rendition of yours truly.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/100_9014.jpg)
That's darling!
Damn, mine is 4 and all she draws is maggots and thunderbirds. I want a portrait. :(
If I heard a little kid say this I think I'd poomp:
The fortune-teller gazed into his crystal ball and then started laughing uncontrollably. So I punched him in the face. It was the first time I'd ever struck a happy medium.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on January 17, 2008, 09:40:27 PM
Quite a talented little artiste. That's good enough to go in the WOMP vault.
Cram, please note that WOMP was fantastically creepy.
Crazy Hat Day!
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/100_9015.jpg)
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/100_9017.jpg)
your daughter is so incredibly cute.
later when i grow up i want one just like that
yeah, and she knows it too.
Good god. Your daughter is adorable. That's not okay.
I think if I could have a child that would wear Crazy Hats and like Star Wars, I could handle having a child. Unfortunately, they rarely turn out the way you want them. :sad: DAMN YUO AND YUOR LUCK, RWHN!
Oh lawd she's too goddamn cute
Quote from: LMNO on January 18, 2008, 01:12:22 PM
Cram, please note that WOMP was fantastically creepy.
Wanna see something creepy? Here's the original image,
from hotpipes.com:
(http://www.hotpipes.com/seaov24.jpg)
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on January 18, 2008, 03:19:21 PM
Good god. Your daughter is adorable. That's not okay.
I think if I could have a child that would wear Crazy Hats and like Star Wars, I could handle having a child. Unfortunately, they rarely turn out the way you want them. :sad: DAMN YUO AND YUOR LUCK, RWHN!
Well, you know what they say about apples, trees, etc.
all good things come in trees?
dear lord I hope not. I wouldn't mind having another, but three? I don't think my sanity could take it.
That kid is ridiculously cute, dude. Holy shit! I think my milk just let down.
The Last Emperor ITT
So, we were playing this game last night. I would stand in the middle of the hallway like I was a gate. For my daughter to get through she had to say the password. Everytime I'd ask her to name something different.
For example, I'd say "The password is, something yellow" and so she'd say Banana and I'd let her pass.
Then maybe it was, 'Name something round", etc., etc.
So, at one point I say "Name a Bird" expecting her to say Penquin, ostrich, something like that.
Nope, she looks at me and says "Frank".
Quote from: The Spokesman for RWHN on January 22, 2008, 06:29:03 PM
So, we were playing this game last night. I would stand in the middle of the hallway like I was a gate. For my daughter to get through she had to say the password. Everytime I'd ask her to name something different.
For example, I'd say "The password is, something yellow" and so she'd say Banana and I'd let her pass.
Then maybe it was, 'Name something round", etc., etc.
So, at one point I say "Name a Bird" expecting her to say Penquin, ostrich, something like that.
Nope, she looks at me and says "Frank".
Kids are cute and adorable. Especially if they are not yours. So you can hand them back to the parents.