Poll
Question:
which is it?
Option 1: Turn to Page 35 and meet an adorable Leprechaun
votes: 3
Option 2: Turn to page 17 and get eaten by a giant snake
votes: 1
Option 3: Turn to page 3 and be shrunk to the size of a turd and live in turd town
votes: 4
Option 4: Turn to page 91 and learn Kung-Fu
votes: 17
Option 5: Turn to page 71 and discover the Hilarious Secret of Vampirism
votes: 15
I was posting these in the PICS thread but decided to centralize them here.
All these covers come from http://www.gamebooks.org/show_series_images.php?id=30 - make yuor own!
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:mittens:
Cram, I don't know if I tell you this often enough, but I lurve you.
I don't even know where to begin! :lulz:
:lulz:
I had a bunch of these when I was younger and recognize a bunch of the titles, but holy shit! I didn't know there were THAT many. I wonder if my mom still has them in the attic or got rid of them.
LOL: "CYOA Terror on the Titanic" No matter what you do isn't there only one ending? :lol: I guess you can choose to drown, shoot yourself, jump through the propellers, or kick some bitch off a life boat and steal her spot...
Or have hawt sex with Kate Winslet maybe.
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/cyoa1.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz:
what was the original title of that?
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:lulz:
best thread this week!
Suu beat me too it while I was working on mine, but oh well. This is all I could think of looking at that pic:
(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd303/trippinprincezz13/cyoa1732.jpg)
The original was called, "The Gold Medal Secret".
And in keeping with recent trends, apparently:
(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd303/trippinprincezz13/cyoa010o.jpg)
Ahh... I really need to get back to working...
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x279/BlessedBesse/CHOOSEYOUROWN_pterodactyls.jpg)
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/coya2.jpg)
This Thread is EPIC WIN and should not only have its own special place... but should probably be its own website with as many of those damned books as could be dug up.
Choose Your Own Adventure got me through Jr. High.
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/coya3.jpg)
Quote from: Suu Fett on January 25, 2008, 08:13:42 PM
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/cyoa1.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Faces/cramhole.png)
Same fucking guy!
:lulz:
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(from top to bottom - ECH, Faust, Penumbral)
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if you like these, check out what SomethingAwful's similar project at http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/choose-your-own.php
merciful fuck, I am LOLing, and LOLing hard enough that Boots is making fun of me.
JESUSE BABY FUCKING CHRIST IN HEAVEN Cramulus, I read all of teh SA ones and now MY INSIDES HURT YUO BASTARD!
i think i just ripped one of my intestines
i nearly shit myself.
Gen X ROOOOLZ!
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on January 26, 2008, 05:31:41 AM
i think i just ripped one of my intestines
Drink some caulk to seal it, you'll be fine.
Quote from: Suu Fett on January 25, 2008, 09:14:37 PM
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/coya2.jpg)
Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?
R.A. MONTGOMERY
He'll lead you through pages of perilous glee
R.A. MONTGOMERY
If seeing a mermaid is what you wish
R.A. MONTGOMERY
Then turn to page six and make out with a fish
R.A. MONTGOMERY
Heh Cram, you should show these to the guys at SA.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on January 28, 2008, 04:26:44 AM
Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?
R.A. MONTGOMERY
He'll lead you through pages of perilous glee
R.A. MONTGOMERY
If seeing a mermaid is what you wish
R.A. MONTGOMERY
Then turn to page six and make out with a fish
R.A. MONTGOMERY
:lulz:
:lulz: :mittens: :lulz:
:lulz:
I think I just fell in love.
Can't...breathe......... :lulz:
someone really needs to write up a discordian version of one of these.
for the older books the font can be found:
http://anonym.to/http://fontology.quasidea.com/includes/qform/fonts/BGW_____.afm
http://anonym.to/http://fontology.quasidea.com/includes/qform/fonts/BGW_____.pfb
http://anonym.to/http://fontology.quasidea.com/includes/qform/fonts/BGW_____.pfm
for the newer books the font can be found:
http://anonym.to/http://kerry.pp.ru/fonts/Revue.ttf
I spent half an hour looking for those this Saturday. You RULE, burns.
why thank ya! although i THINK they might not be free...but what am i to do if some schmo leaves them on his server?
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/cyoa168.jpg) (http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/cyoa167.jpg)
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/cyoa053.jpg) (http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/cyoa011.jpg)
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I just turned to page 45 and all I got was this papercut.
:lulz: Most excellent, burnsie.
Thread is now even more win.
(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/FelixPhlogopite/08electionslulz.jpg)
That picture alone is priceless, but coupled with the election...
It feels right.
The Incontinent Clown Possee
It took me so long to make it because I was giggling uncontrollably.
best thread evar
Feeling a little uninspired today...
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/cyoa4.jpg)
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/cyoa5.jpg)
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/cyoa6.jpg)
Uninspired because you stole these, or because you did them and think they suck?
Because I lol'd.
I didn't find them particularly that great. And I made them.
Here's my next masterpiece:
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/cyoa7.jpg)
C'mon, Ambien Airways is so aptly timed, it begs at least a chuckle.
You'd think I did it on purpose or something.
BUMPED FOR MOAR ADVENTURZ
Bumped because this a great thread.
bumped again
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:lulz:
oh :mittens:
Quote from: Penumbral on January 25, 2008, 10:11:14 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on January 25, 2008, 08:13:42 PM
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/cyoa1.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Faces/cramhole.png)
Same fucking guy!
BUMP
http://anonym.to/http://cd.textfiles.com/useless/FONTS/REVUE.TTF
http://anonym.to/http://fontology.quasidea.com/includes/qform/fonts/BGW_____.afm
http://anonym.to/http://fontology.quasidea.com/includes/qform/fonts/BGW_____.pfb
http://anonym.to/http://fontology.quasidea.com/includes/qform/fonts/BGW_____.pfm
Bumped for convenience.
Bumpski
i'd love to see more of these from you spags!
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(http://i55.tinypic.com/255jno8.jpg)
(http://i54.tinypic.com/21p054z.jpg)
:spittake:
:fuckmittens:
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Quote from: Sigmatic on October 02, 2010, 10:19:48 PM
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:lulz: :lulz:
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ADVENTURE BUMP!
http://anonym.to/http://unionpressonline.com/fontlibrary/Western%20Fonts/ITC%20Benguiat%20Std/
Updated Benguiat book font
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Quote from: Bu☆ns on January 26, 2012, 03:26:32 AM
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WHY IS THERE A SNAKE COMING OUT OF MY EYESOCKET??? :lol:
Quote from: Nigel on January 26, 2012, 04:37:29 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on January 26, 2012, 03:26:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PUjmu.jpg)
WHY IS THERE A SNAKE COMING OUT OF MY EYESOCKET??? :lol:
AND WHERE'S THE NOSE RING?
(http://i.imgur.com/0XYj8.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/dOBoH.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/9MntU.jpg)
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Quote from: Bu☆ns on January 26, 2012, 04:49:14 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 26, 2012, 04:46:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2012, 04:37:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 26, 2012, 04:37:29 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on January 26, 2012, 03:26:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PUjmu.jpg)
WHY IS THERE A SNAKE COMING OUT OF MY EYESOCKET??? :lol:
AND WHERE'S THE NOSE RING?
DID IT TURN INTO A SNAKE AND CRAWL UP MY NOSE?
Extreme piercings these days
I'm all about extreme piercings. I almost bled to death from one.
OMG, "The Cave of the Caveman Jewels"! :lulz:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I am tearing up,
BURNS, you win the day
:potd: :potd: :potd:
Quote from: Nigel on January 26, 2012, 04:37:29 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on January 26, 2012, 03:26:32 AM
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WHY IS THERE A SNAKE COMING OUT OF MY EYESOCKET??? :lol:
It's not going out, your eyeball was just hungry for a quick snack.
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 27, 2012, 01:37:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 26, 2012, 04:37:29 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on January 26, 2012, 03:26:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PUjmu.jpg)
WHY IS THERE A SNAKE COMING OUT OF MY EYESOCKET??? :lol:
It's not going out, your eyeball was just hungry for a quick snack.
:aaa:
slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!
:lulz:
WHERE IN THE BLAZING SHITS DID THIS THREAD COME FROM!?