Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cramulus on January 25, 2008, 07:46:57 PM

Poll
Question: which is it?
Option 1: Turn to Page 35 and meet an adorable Leprechaun votes: 3
Option 2: Turn to page 17 and get eaten by a giant snake votes: 1
Option 3: Turn to page 3 and be shrunk to the size of a turd and live in turd town votes: 4
Option 4: Turn to page 91 and learn Kung-Fu votes: 17
Option 5: Turn to page 71 and discover the Hilarious Secret of Vampirism votes: 15
Title: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Cramulus on January 25, 2008, 07:46:57 PM
I was posting these in the PICS thread but decided to centralize them here.

All these covers come from http://www.gamebooks.org/show_series_images.php?id=30 - make yuor own!


(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/chooseyourown1040.jpg)









(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/choose_your_own_2008elections.jpg)










(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/chooseyourowntggrvsech.jpg)
















(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/chooseyourownouterspace.jpg)







(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/chooseyourown_fdupeverything.jpg)
















(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/chooseyourown_firstday5thgrade.jpg)












(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/chooseyourown_lovecraft_LSD.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Darth Cupcake on January 25, 2008, 07:49:24 PM
:mittens:

Cram, I don't know if I tell you this often enough, but I lurve you.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Suu on January 25, 2008, 07:56:40 PM
I don't even know where to begin!  :lulz:
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on January 25, 2008, 07:59:49 PM
 :lulz:

I had a bunch of these when I was younger and recognize a bunch of the titles, but holy shit! I didn't know there were THAT many. I wonder if my mom still has them in the attic or got rid of them.

LOL: "CYOA Terror on the Titanic" No matter what you do isn't there only one ending?  :lol: I guess you can choose to drown, shoot yourself, jump through the propellers, or kick some bitch off a life boat and steal her spot...
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Suu on January 25, 2008, 08:06:47 PM
Or have hawt sex with Kate Winslet maybe.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Suu on January 25, 2008, 08:13:42 PM
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/cyoa1.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Cramulus on January 25, 2008, 08:22:44 PM
 :lulz: :lulz:

what was the original title of that?



(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/CHOOSEyourown_bingedrinking.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 25, 2008, 08:24:15 PM
:lulz:

best thread this week!
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on January 25, 2008, 08:26:36 PM
Suu beat me too it while I was working on mine, but oh well.  This is all I could think of looking at that pic:

(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd303/trippinprincezz13/cyoa1732.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Suu on January 25, 2008, 08:27:04 PM
The original was called, "The Gold Medal Secret".
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on January 25, 2008, 08:32:09 PM
And in keeping with recent trends, apparently:

(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd303/trippinprincezz13/cyoa010o.jpg)


Ahh... I really need to get back to working...
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Pterodactyl Handler on January 25, 2008, 08:42:17 PM
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x279/BlessedBesse/CHOOSEYOUROWN_pterodactyls.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Suu on January 25, 2008, 09:14:37 PM
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/coya2.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 25, 2008, 09:21:16 PM
This Thread is EPIC WIN and should not only have its own special place... but should probably be its own website with as many of those damned books as could be dug up.

Choose Your Own Adventure got me through Jr. High.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Suu on January 25, 2008, 09:24:52 PM
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/coya3.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Penumbral on January 25, 2008, 10:11:14 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on January 25, 2008, 08:13:42 PM
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/cyoa1.jpg)

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Faces/cramhole.png)

Same fucking guy!
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Cramulus on January 26, 2008, 04:49:22 AM
 :lulz:

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/chooseyourown_spagsinspace.jpg)


(from top to bottom - ECH, Faust, Penumbral)


















(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/chooseyourown_pdforums.jpg)





if you like these, check out what SomethingAwful's similar project at http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/choose-your-own.php
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 26, 2008, 05:00:24 AM
merciful fuck, I am LOLing, and LOLing hard enough that Boots is making fun of me.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 26, 2008, 05:07:17 AM
JESUSE BABY FUCKING CHRIST IN HEAVEN Cramulus, I read all of teh SA ones and now MY INSIDES HURT YUO BASTARD!
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 26, 2008, 05:31:41 AM
i think i just ripped one of my intestines
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Idem on January 27, 2008, 07:42:07 AM
i nearly shit myself.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Apikoros II on January 27, 2008, 12:48:05 PM
Gen X ROOOOLZ!
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 28, 2008, 04:20:58 AM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on January 26, 2008, 05:31:41 AM
i think i just ripped one of my intestines

Drink some caulk to seal it, you'll be fine.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Cramulus on January 28, 2008, 04:26:44 AM
Quote from: Suu Fett on January 25, 2008, 09:14:37 PM
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/coya2.jpg)

Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?
R.A. MONTGOMERY
He'll lead you through pages of perilous glee
R.A. MONTGOMERY
If seeing a mermaid is what you wish
R.A. MONTGOMERY
Then turn to page six and make out with a fish
R.A. MONTGOMERY
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 28, 2008, 04:28:11 AM
Heh Cram, you should show these to the guys at SA.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 28, 2008, 04:35:36 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on January 28, 2008, 04:26:44 AM

Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?
R.A. MONTGOMERY
He'll lead you through pages of perilous glee
R.A. MONTGOMERY
If seeing a mermaid is what you wish
R.A. MONTGOMERY
Then turn to page six and make out with a fish
R.A. MONTGOMERY


           :lulz:
:lulz: :mittens: :lulz:
           :lulz:
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 28, 2008, 05:01:45 PM
I think I just fell in love.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Suu on January 28, 2008, 05:12:25 PM
Can't...breathe......... :lulz:
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 28, 2008, 06:14:56 PM
someone really needs to write up a discordian version of one of these.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 28, 2008, 06:57:22 PM
for the older books the font can be found:

http://anonym.to/http://fontology.quasidea.com/includes/qform/fonts/BGW_____.afm
http://anonym.to/http://fontology.quasidea.com/includes/qform/fonts/BGW_____.pfb
http://anonym.to/http://fontology.quasidea.com/includes/qform/fonts/BGW_____.pfm

for the newer books the font can be found:

http://anonym.to/http://kerry.pp.ru/fonts/Revue.ttf


Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Cramulus on January 28, 2008, 06:58:09 PM
I spent  half an hour looking for those this Saturday. You RULE, burns.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 28, 2008, 07:36:03 PM
why thank ya!  although i THINK they might not be free...but what am i to do if some schmo leaves them on his server?

(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/cyoa168.jpg) (http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/cyoa167.jpg)
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/cyoa053.jpg) (http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/cyoa011.jpg)

Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 28, 2008, 07:46:54 PM
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/cyoa134.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: AFK on January 28, 2008, 08:16:25 PM
I just turned to page 45 and all I got was this papercut. 
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Jenne on January 29, 2008, 04:43:57 AM
:lulz:  Most excellent, burnsie.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Idem on January 29, 2008, 05:06:58 AM
Thread is now even more win.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Jasper on January 29, 2008, 05:42:11 AM
(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/FelixPhlogopite/08electionslulz.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 29, 2008, 01:47:53 PM
That picture alone is priceless, but coupled with the election...

It feels right.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: AFK on January 29, 2008, 01:51:21 PM
The Incontinent Clown Possee
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Triple Zero on January 29, 2008, 01:58:39 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 29, 2008, 01:51:21 PM
The Incontinent Clown Possee

:lol:
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Jasper on January 29, 2008, 04:31:10 PM
It took me so long to make it because I was giggling uncontrollably.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 29, 2008, 05:10:04 PM
best thread evar
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Suu on January 29, 2008, 06:23:20 PM
Feeling a little uninspired today...

(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/cyoa4.jpg)
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/cyoa5.jpg)
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/cyoa6.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 29, 2008, 06:25:57 PM
Uninspired because you stole these, or because you did them and think they suck?

Because I lol'd.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Suu on January 29, 2008, 06:37:55 PM
I didn't find them particularly that great. And I made them.

Here's my next masterpiece:

(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/cyoa7.jpg)


Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 29, 2008, 06:44:07 PM
C'mon, Ambien Airways is so aptly timed, it begs at least a chuckle.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Suu on January 29, 2008, 07:28:43 PM
You'd think I did it on purpose or something.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Suu on January 30, 2008, 06:29:14 PM
BUMPED FOR MOAR ADVENTURZ
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 01, 2008, 03:02:02 AM
Bumped because this a great thread.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Cramulus on March 28, 2009, 02:35:04 AM
bumped again
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Bu🤠ns on March 28, 2009, 03:35:48 AM
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/CYOABUK.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Suu on March 30, 2009, 05:46:36 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Cramulus on March 30, 2009, 02:15:05 PM
oh :mittens:
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Cramulus on September 07, 2009, 06:46:23 PM
Quote from: Penumbral on January 25, 2008, 10:11:14 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on January 25, 2008, 08:13:42 PM
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/cyoa1.jpg)

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Faces/cramhole.png)

Same fucking guy!

BUMP
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Bu🤠ns on September 07, 2009, 10:52:57 PM
http://anonym.to/http://cd.textfiles.com/useless/FONTS/REVUE.TTF
http://anonym.to/http://fontology.quasidea.com/includes/qform/fonts/BGW_____.afm
http://anonym.to/http://fontology.quasidea.com/includes/qform/fonts/BGW_____.pfb
http://anonym.to/http://fontology.quasidea.com/includes/qform/fonts/BGW_____.pfm

Bumped for convenience.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Bu🤠ns on July 30, 2010, 03:51:48 PM
Bumpski


i'd love to see more of these from you spags!

Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Xicked on September 27, 2010, 10:19:34 AM
(http://i54.tinypic.com/15830bp.jpg)


(http://i55.tinypic.com/255jno8.jpg)


(http://i54.tinypic.com/21p054z.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Bu🤠ns on October 02, 2010, 10:10:26 PM
 :spittake:
:fuckmittens:
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Jasper on October 02, 2010, 10:19:48 PM
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/cyoa008.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Don Coyote on October 02, 2010, 10:26:42 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 02, 2010, 10:19:48 PM
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/cyoa008.jpg)

:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Jasper on October 02, 2010, 11:12:00 PM
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/wack.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Cramulus on January 25, 2012, 05:41:47 PM
ADVENTURE BUMP!
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 26, 2012, 03:09:04 AM
http://anonym.to/http://unionpressonline.com/fontlibrary/Western%20Fonts/ITC%20Benguiat%20Std/

Updated Benguiat book font
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 26, 2012, 03:26:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PUjmu.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 26, 2012, 03:27:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/8UR0a.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 26, 2012, 03:47:29 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/GwyXX.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 26, 2012, 04:37:29 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on January 26, 2012, 03:26:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PUjmu.jpg)

WHY IS THERE A SNAKE COMING OUT OF MY EYESOCKET???  :lol:
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2012, 04:37:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 26, 2012, 04:37:29 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on January 26, 2012, 03:26:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PUjmu.jpg)

WHY IS THERE A SNAKE COMING OUT OF MY EYESOCKET???  :lol:

AND WHERE'S THE NOSE RING?
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 26, 2012, 04:46:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2012, 04:37:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 26, 2012, 04:37:29 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on January 26, 2012, 03:26:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PUjmu.jpg)

WHY IS THERE A SNAKE COMING OUT OF MY EYESOCKET???  :lol:

AND WHERE'S THE NOSE RING?

DID IT TURN INTO A SNAKE AND CRAWL UP MY NOSE?
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 26, 2012, 04:49:14 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 26, 2012, 04:46:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2012, 04:37:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 26, 2012, 04:37:29 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on January 26, 2012, 03:26:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PUjmu.jpg)

WHY IS THERE A SNAKE COMING OUT OF MY EYESOCKET???  :lol:

AND WHERE'S THE NOSE RING?

DID IT TURN INTO A SNAKE AND CRAWL UP MY NOSE?

Extreme piercings these days
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 26, 2012, 04:51:29 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/0XYj8.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/dOBoH.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/9MntU.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/sUji0.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/zWV2L.jpg)
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 26, 2012, 04:52:11 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on January 26, 2012, 04:49:14 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 26, 2012, 04:46:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2012, 04:37:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 26, 2012, 04:37:29 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on January 26, 2012, 03:26:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PUjmu.jpg)

WHY IS THERE A SNAKE COMING OUT OF MY EYESOCKET???  :lol:

AND WHERE'S THE NOSE RING?

DID IT TURN INTO A SNAKE AND CRAWL UP MY NOSE?

Extreme piercings these days

I'm all about extreme piercings. I almost bled to death from one.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 26, 2012, 04:53:32 AM
OMG, "The Cave of the Caveman Jewels"!  :lulz:
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Cramulus on January 26, 2012, 02:46:43 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I am tearing up,

BURNS, you win the day

:potd: :potd: :potd:
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Triple Zero on January 27, 2012, 01:37:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 26, 2012, 04:37:29 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on January 26, 2012, 03:26:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PUjmu.jpg)

WHY IS THERE A SNAKE COMING OUT OF MY EYESOCKET???  :lol:

It's not going out, your eyeball was just hungry for a quick snack.
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 29, 2012, 04:10:39 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 27, 2012, 01:37:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 26, 2012, 04:37:29 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on January 26, 2012, 03:26:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PUjmu.jpg)

WHY IS THERE A SNAKE COMING OUT OF MY EYESOCKET???  :lol:

It's not going out, your eyeball was just hungry for a quick snack.

:aaa:
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: Triple Zero on January 30, 2012, 10:23:51 AM
slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!
Title: Re: CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on January 30, 2012, 10:32:57 AM
:lulz:

WHERE IN THE BLAZING SHITS DID THIS THREAD COME FROM!?