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Title: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mangrove on January 29, 2008, 07:57:48 PM
Help PD.com through it's very own Don Imus/Michael Richards debacle by promoting racial harmony.

First up, Detroit's very own, Marshall 'Eminem' Mathers giving a shout out to our Latina sisters....

Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a f**k if this chick was my own mother
I still f**k her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine,


Stay tuned for more! Contributions welcome!

Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mangrove on January 29, 2008, 08:11:47 PM
Mookie:Dago, wop, guinea, garlic-breath, pizza-slingin', spaghetti-bendin', Vic Damone, Perry Como, Luciano Pavarotti, Sole Mio, nonsingin' motherfucker.

Pino: You gold-teeth-gold-chain-wearin', fried-chicken-and-biscuit-eatin', monkey, ape, baboon, big thigh, fast-runnin', high-jumpin', spear-chuckin', three-hundred-sixty-degree-basketball-dunkin' titsun spade Moulan Yan. Take your fuckin' pizza-pizza and go the fuck back to Africa.

Stevie: You little slanty-eyed, me-no-speaky-American, own-every-fruit-and-vegetable-stand-in-New-York, bullshit, Reverend Sun Myung Moon, Summer Olympics '88, Korean kick-boxing son of a bitch.

Officer Long: You Goya bean-eating, fifteen in a car, thirty in an apartment, pointed shoes, red-wearing, Menudo, meda-meda Puerto Rican cocksucker. Yeah, you!

Sonny
: It's cheap, I got a good price for you, Mayor Koch, "How I'm doing," chocolate-egg-cream-drinking, bagel-and-lox, B'nai B'rith Jew asshole.

Mister Senor Love Daddy: Yo! Hold up! Time out! TIME OUT! Y'all take a chill! Ya need to cool that shit out! And that's the double truth, Ruth!  

DO THE RIGHT THING!!
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Suu on January 29, 2008, 08:13:13 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mangrove on January 29, 2008, 08:20:25 PM
Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why dont we?
We all know that people are the same where ever we go
There is good and bad in evryone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why dont we?

Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony
Ebony, ivory, ooh

We all know that people are the same where ever we go
There is good and bad in evryone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why dont we?

Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony (repeat and fade)


Repeat and fade...man, that's fuckin' deep.
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 29, 2008, 08:26:10 PM
Want racial harmony?

Boondocks.

Read it, Watch it. (Watch is better because he does things on [AS] that he can't do in the funnies.(He is Aaron MacGruder.))

I saw a new one last night, and I was howling like a mad man (which I now usually reserve for Friday nights.).
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Cain on January 29, 2008, 08:35:28 PM
KILL WHITEY!
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Suu on January 29, 2008, 08:49:50 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 29, 2008, 08:26:10 PM
Want harmony?

Boondock Saints.


Not entire racist until you're Russian Mafia, but oh lord one of the best movies evar.
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mangrove on January 29, 2008, 08:51:38 PM
Don't call me nigger, whitey
Don't call me whitey, nigger

Don't call me nigger, whitey
Don't call me whitey, nigger

Well I was down, across the country
And I heard two voices ring
They were talkin' angry to each other
And neither other could change a thing

Don't call me nigger, whitey
Don't call me whitey, nigger...
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 29, 2008, 08:53:15 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on January 29, 2008, 08:49:50 PM
Not entire racist until you're Russian Mafia, but oh lord one of the best movies evar.

Did you mean unless, or am I about to undergo some sort of transformation?
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Suu on January 29, 2008, 08:55:07 PM
You're about to transform overnight. The clock is ticking.

I really need to learn how to type.


I really need to learn how to create meaningful sentences.


I really need to get this super-glue off of my fingers too, it's hard to feel the keys.
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mangrove on January 29, 2008, 08:58:35 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/metro/interactives/blackmen/blackmen.html
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Cramulus on January 29, 2008, 08:58:49 PM
I'm not sure if this qualifies, but if you haven't heard Got Rice? by Asian Pride you'd better listen to it before they come and kill you


t's the A-Z-N nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York nigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, Ah Ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N bettah recognize

got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
hoop it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all of us, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that, it's three on one, no duels

got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cats, got booze, got dogs like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white, you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chopsticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the pho com le

Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you running high,
cuz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mangrove on January 29, 2008, 09:04:36 PM
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Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Richter on January 29, 2008, 09:06:30 PM
In the wise words of soon - to-be  -fatass Peter Steele, "We Hate Everyone"

Right wing commies
Leftist Nazis
Point their fingers
Rumours linger
We don't care what you think
Branded sexist
Labelled racist
Want it clearer?
Check the mirror
We don't care what you think
Lies and slander, in vain try to shame us
Riots, protests, violence just makes us famous
TV interviews, free publicity
Increase record sales dramatically
The left, they say I'm fascist
The right calling me communist
Hate, hate, hate, hatred for all-one and all
No matter what you beleive
Don't believe in you-and that's true
Some would say that we're biased
Accusations that we are racist
Well, shit comes in all hues
Now this means you
'Cause things ain't always like they seem
Like they seem
We hate everyone
We don't care what you you think
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mangrove on January 29, 2008, 09:17:42 PM
Been caught publicly saying something stupid on issues of race? Worried about your career going into a permanent nose dive? Never fear! A Rev is here!

http://www.sharptontalk.net/
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mangrove on January 29, 2008, 09:23:03 PM
Have we attained racial harmony yet?

If not, I gotta find more material....
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on January 29, 2008, 09:23:21 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on January 29, 2008, 08:11:47 PM
Moulan Yan

It's mulignane or, alternately, moolignon.

And you forgot nigger.

Also, for those times when you need a new slur...

NSFW http://www.rsdb.org/ (http://www.rsdb.org/) NSFW
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mangrove on January 29, 2008, 09:33:22 PM
Derka Derka Arabs From Team America: World Police.


Pop culture!
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: AFK on January 29, 2008, 09:35:21 PM
I still hate Neils Tyson, I think we're gonna need more Mang. 
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mangrove on January 29, 2008, 09:41:50 PM
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Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: saint aini on January 29, 2008, 10:34:15 PM
Why don't you finish yourself since you don't really care? Let the screams in your head be the last thing you hear.  Hey you, what the fuck is wrong with you!
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: LMNO on January 30, 2008, 12:59:37 PM
Pop Will Eat Itself - Ich Bin Ein Auslander



Listen to the victim, abused by the system
The basis is racist, you know that we must face this
"It can't happen here". Oh yeah?
"Take a look around at the cities and the towns."

See them hunting, creeping, sneaking
Breeding fear and loathing with the lies they're speaking
The knife, the gun, broken bottle, petrol bomb
There is no future when the past soon come

And when they come to ethnically cleanse me
Will you speak out? Will you defend me?
Or laugh through a glass eye as they rape our lives
Trampled underfoot by the right on the rise

Ich Bin Ein Auslander (X 4)

Welcome to a state where the politics of hate
Shout loud in the crowd "Watch them beat us all down."
There's a rising tide on the rivers of blood
But if the answer isn't violence, neither is your silence

If they come to ethnically cleanse me
Will you speak out? Will you defend me?
Freedom of expression doesn't make it alright
Trampled underfoot by the rise of the right.

Ich Bin Ein Auslander (X 8)



Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
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Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on January 30, 2008, 05:20:42 PM
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Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mangrove on January 30, 2008, 05:22:52 PM
I'm sensing a lack of harmony.

Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Suu on January 30, 2008, 05:23:18 PM
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Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mangrove on January 30, 2008, 05:26:41 PM
ITZ A SMAL WURLD AFTURALL
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Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: AFK on January 30, 2008, 05:34:35 PM
The single most annoying amusement ride evar! 
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on January 30, 2008, 05:36:23 PM
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Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 30, 2008, 05:54:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 30, 2008, 05:34:35 PM
The single most annoying amusement ride evar! 

Especially sober.  AND they get really nasty if you hurl over the side of the boat.  As opposed to what?  On the people in front of you I guess.  Now there is a way to create harmony!!! :lulz:
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mangrove on January 30, 2008, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 30, 2008, 05:54:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 30, 2008, 05:34:35 PM
The single most annoying amusement ride evar! 

Especially sober.  AND they get really nasty if you hurl over the side of the boat.  As opposed to what?  On the people in front of you I guess.  Now there is a way to create harmony!!! :lulz:

Correct. Brotherly love is about vomitting on strangers and never having to say you're sorry.  :wink:
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: AFK on January 30, 2008, 05:58:19 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 30, 2008, 05:54:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 30, 2008, 05:34:35 PM
The single most annoying amusement ride evar! 

Especially sober.  AND they get really nasty if you hurl over the side of the boat.  As opposed to what?  On the people in front of you I guess.  Now there is a way to create harmony!!! :lulz:

It was a Small Hurl, after all, right?
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mangrove on January 30, 2008, 05:59:58 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 30, 2008, 05:58:19 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 30, 2008, 05:54:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 30, 2008, 05:34:35 PM
The single most annoying amusement ride evar! 

Especially sober.  AND they get really nasty if you hurl over the side of the boat.  As opposed to what?  On the people in front of you I guess.  Now there is a way to create harmony!!! :lulz:

It was a Small Hurl, after all, right?

RWHN comes through yet again  :lol:
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: AFK on January 30, 2008, 06:09:11 PM
:thanks:
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 30, 2008, 06:27:06 PM
:mittens:

I don't know how you do it!
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: AFK on January 30, 2008, 06:29:41 PM
I'm like a junkie.  Instead of always looking for the next high, I'm always looking for the next gag.  I'm just not right. 
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Triple Zero on January 31, 2008, 04:46:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 30, 2008, 06:29:41 PMI'm like a junkie.  Instead of always looking for the next high, I'm always looking for the next gag.  I'm just not right. 

it's kind of like a gag-reflex.
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Darth Cupcake on January 31, 2008, 04:59:47 PM
 :rimshot:

Egad.
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mangrove on January 31, 2008, 06:25:50 PM
ITT - Mang' learns that the keys to racial harmony are the dreadful puns generated by some guy living in Maine.

:D
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: AFK on January 31, 2008, 09:00:16 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on January 31, 2008, 06:25:50 PM
ITT - Mang' learns that the keys to racial harmony are the dreadful puns generated by some guy living in Maine.

:D

Yes, and with those keys one will C Major improvement. 
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Suu on January 31, 2008, 09:20:08 PM
Yes, but we can't offend D minors.
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Darth Cupcake on January 31, 2008, 09:52:49 PM
It depends on the scale!
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Triple Zero on January 31, 2008, 10:05:41 PM
ok ever since this thread start i've been pondering on a play-on-words with

"Ray shall harm .."

but i don't know any good words that start with "ony", or sound like that.

help?
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 01, 2008, 03:10:20 AM
i will add to this thread by saying I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: AFK on February 01, 2008, 02:21:26 PM
Quote from: triple zero on January 31, 2008, 10:05:41 PM
ok ever since this thread start i've been pondering on a play-on-words with

"Ray shall harm .."

but i don't know any good words that start with "ony", or sound like that.

help?

Yeah, I'm coming up empty.  Seems like you could do something involving Ray Charles but I can't think of anything that isn't clunky.  So I guess this is a case of the blind trying to lead the blind. 
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 01, 2008, 04:29:07 PM
pony  :hosrie:
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Cramulus on February 01, 2008, 04:59:27 PM
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Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on February 01, 2008, 08:13:59 PM
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Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Iron Sulfide on February 01, 2008, 11:30:30 PM
my contribution to racial harmony:

Booze.
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Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mangrove on February 02, 2008, 01:49:47 AM
How about Ray Charles Harmony?

That way you get a pun and music reference in one hit.
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 02, 2008, 04:04:47 AM
Quote from: mian tiao noodle on February 01, 2008, 03:10:20 AM
i will add to this thread by saying I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE

Onions?
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Faust on February 02, 2008, 04:10:24 AM
a black guy, a Chinese guy, and a rabbi walk into a bar in texas;








barman: "get out"
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: on February 02, 2008, 07:11:37 AM
Today, two young black couples sat at my bar, and they appeared outwardly to be the type that would fulfill every stereotype of young black people these days (I work in a fairly urban area).

They tipped me very well, were polite, but were also very high when they came in. They didnt just stink of weed, they stank of blunts.

I was very happy with them, and they tipped very well. It was a positive experience.

Also, I plug the jukebox constantly at my bar... and I always play James Brown, which usually generates complaints from the young white-trash waitstaff, and compliments from older black employees as well as customers.

The other day, I saw what a young black girl (I guess around eight) get up and dance when The Payback came on the radio.

It ruled.
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 10, 2010, 08:55:09 AM
Um, how much time did you spend doing this? because, really, that's kind of sad.
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 10, 2010, 08:56:07 AM
This has been a good couple of months in the making.

He mad.
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 10, 2010, 09:04:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 10, 2010, 08:55:09 AM
Um, how much time did you spend doing this? because, really, that's kind of sad.

Around 2 hours.

:lulz:
Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 10, 2010, 09:06:32 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 10, 2010, 09:04:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 10, 2010, 08:55:09 AM
Um, how much time did you spend doing this? because, really, that's kind of sad.

Around 2 hours.

:lulz:

Wow, um.

Does he really not know?

Title: Re: The Racial Harmony Thread
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 10, 2010, 09:12:25 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 10, 2010, 09:06:32 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 10, 2010, 09:04:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 10, 2010, 08:55:09 AM
Um, how much time did you spend doing this? because, really, that's kind of sad.

Around 2 hours.

:lulz:

Wow, um.

Does he really not know?


I don't think so, and I'm not going to tell him.

I will say that OCD is treatable as far as I know.