Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Verbal Mike on February 08, 2008, 06:55:39 PM

Title: This Shit is Crazy Yo
Post by: Verbal Mike on February 08, 2008, 06:55:39 PM
Everybody has gone insane. It's difficult to deny now. Everybody is so damn busy trying to create order, they've forgotten order is itself just a comfortable illusion we create to help stomache the chaos. And yet every one has some completely different conception of order; every single person has a completely unique vision for the patterns underlying our reality. This guy says God creates order. That other guy says there is no god, but that order creates itself. Then five million other dudes agree with his basic assumption, but completely disagree on what kind of order that is. And a billion disagree with the guy who believe in God, in exactly the same way. Then a million other assholes just disregard that question entirely and instead focus on how fucked up people are and how they can fix it. This shit is crazy.

How can there be order if it's so fucking hard to find. And if it's so hard to find, who the hell cares about order? We're swimming in freakin' chaos here!

THIS REMINDER BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BEATABLE SAINTS CABAL
You can't beatify us,
but you can sure beat us!
Title: Re: This Shit is Crazy Yo
Post by: Cramulus on February 08, 2008, 07:09:06 PM
Ironically, you're trying to make sense of it
thereby falling into the same trap, no?
Title: Re: This Shit is Crazy Yo
Post by: Verbal Mike on February 08, 2008, 07:18:24 PM
Yeah, probably. I dunno, I'm sick and slightly feverish and I suddenly felt compelled to write something along these lines.
Title: Re: This Shit is Crazy Yo
Post by: AFK on February 08, 2008, 07:31:05 PM
so will you take an OTC to try to create biological order in an attempt to suppress your fever?
Title: Re: This Shit is Crazy Yo
Post by: Verbal Mike on February 08, 2008, 07:40:35 PM
No, I don't know what an OTC is, but in any case I'm trying to replace this biological chaos with a more pleasurable kind of biological chaos.
Title: Re: This Shit is Crazy Yo
Post by: Triple Zero on February 08, 2008, 08:12:12 PM
afaik,

OTC = Over The Counter [Drug]

it's what american highschool kids get high off
Title: Re: This Shit is Crazy Yo
Post by: Verbal Mike on February 08, 2008, 08:17:27 PM
OIC. Well I generally prefer to drink a lot of tee and sleep about as much as I'm awake, until I need prescription-only medication... Not too much into the whole OTC medicine thing. Haven't taken a pain-killer in years, which makes me stupidly smug.
Title: Re: This Shit is Crazy Yo
Post by: AFK on February 09, 2008, 12:59:10 AM
Yeah OTC = Over the Counter.  y'know, Tylenol, Bayer, Advil, NyQuil, etc.,
Title: Re: This Shit is Crazy Yo
Post by: Jasper on February 10, 2008, 01:14:25 AM
Just eat a shitload of garlic.  Fix you right up.
Title: Re: This Shit is Crazy Yo
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on February 10, 2008, 03:37:04 AM
Quote from: Dr. Felix Mackay on February 10, 2008, 01:14:25 AM
Just eat a shitload of garlic.  Fix you right up.

Not a bad suggestion, but Astragalus has a lot more science to support its use in boosting teh immune systems.

Fairly safe too. I haven't come down with a cold since I've been taking it.
Title: Re: This Shit is Crazy Yo
Post by: Bharlion on February 14, 2008, 12:50:01 AM
Welcome to wonderland. No point in not being mad. We are all mad here.
Title: Re: This Shit is Crazy Yo
Post by: Jasper on February 14, 2008, 01:10:17 AM
I've been taking garlic oil capsules like they were skittles, and it's done a lot to clear up my congestion.
Title: Re: This Shit is Crazy Yo
Post by: Mangrove on February 14, 2008, 10:28:43 PM
Quote from: triple zero on February 08, 2008, 08:12:12 PM
afaik,

OTC = Over The Counter [Drug]

it's what american highschool kids get high off

American school kids only get high on living a good Christian life. I don't know what TV shows you've been watching.  :wink:
Title: Re: This Shit is Crazy Yo
Post by: Triple Zero on February 15, 2008, 01:23:34 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on February 14, 2008, 10:28:43 PM
Quote from: triple zero on February 08, 2008, 08:12:12 PM
afaik,

OTC = Over The Counter [Drug]

it's what american highschool kids get high off

American school kids only get high on living a good Christian life. I don't know what TV shows you've been watching.  :wink:

AND I QUOTE:

Quote from: Dr. Felix Mackay on February 14, 2008, 01:10:17 AM
I've been taking garlic oil capsules like they were skittles  :crackhead:
Title: Re: This Shit is Crazy Yo
Post by: The Littlest Ubermensch on February 15, 2008, 02:43:18 AM
Quote from: triple zero on February 08, 2008, 08:12:12 PM
afaik,

OTC = Over The Counter [Drug]

it's what american highschool kids get high off

Pfft! Only r-tards get high off of OTCs. That's so 2005. These days we just look around in the hardware store for the word "toxic" or "solvent" and get our huff on.