i dont want to wait
i don't want it to come to me in a meditation
i want my illumination
i want my illumination now.
or do i have to work for it?
is that the whole idea of the thing?
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God Called In Sick Today
by AFI
Lets admire the pattern forming
Murderous filigree
I'm caught in the twisting of the vine
Go ascend with ivy, climbing
Ignore and leave for me the headstone crumbling behind
I cant help my laughter as she cries
My soul brings tears to angelic eyes
Lets amend the classic story, close it so beautifully,
I'll let animosity unwind
Steal away the darkened pages, hidden so shamefully
I'll still feel the violence of the lines
I cant stand my laughter as they cry
My soul brings tears to angelic eyes
And miles away my mother cries
Omnipotence, nurturing malevolence.
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"No Poetic Device"
by AFI
I've been dreaming.
I was lucid.
I was dreaming blood was seeping from my pores.
Who'd believe that it was all my own decision?
Cracked faces and medicated smiles.
Set fire to my home before I turned and walked back in.
For even needle open my chest and insert ten pins.
I just anticipate what awaits when I awake... break.
I die in my daydreams.
The gardens have all been overgrown.
I pushed my hand through the thorns to crush the final rose.
A deadly secret only I suffer to know.
I can't eradicate what awaits when I awake... break.
I die in my day dreams.
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"Narrative Of Soul Against Soul"
by AFI
To the wounded:
I have seen the self image
they've forced you to reduce to shattered glass,
with the only remaining value lying in it's jagged edges.
But the few who warrant waking for await their recognition.
No fear of death but with fear of life,
your weakness kills everyone.
So live.
Angels for everyone.
For no lack of searching I can't seem to find one.
Angels in everyone.
What of all their promises?
Can't seem to find much more than lies.
Angels in anyone.
A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Before I'd lay me down to rest,
I'd throw away everything to live.
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thou art god, right?
<insert other priceless witty philosophical stuff here>
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|___| /* and behold, for inside the box, lies
|___| your hopes and dreams for always and
forever */
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REM fnord.bas
CLS
do
print "FUCK"
loop
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()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()())())()(()()
//Fnord.c
include <stdio.h>
void main()
{
do
{ printf("FUCK"); }
return 0;
}
()()()()()()()()()(()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(()()())(())()()
// Jesus loves the little children,
// All the children of the world.
// white and white, white and white
// They are precious in His sight,
// Jesus loves the little children of the world.
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You like AFI?
They're local boys from my home town.
PS: I know what the initials AFI really stand for. 8)
Don't wait for illumination. Steal it. Or ask bella, since she is the High Papessa of the Illuminati.
a fire inside?
after fucking, incinerate?
anglo-saxon friend initiation?
aritistic flute ink?
by the way, i was wondering, is subjectivity subjective or objective?
Quote from: Slarti las Papas Fritasa fire inside?
after fucking, incinerate?
anglo-saxon friend initiation?
aritistic flute ink?
They started using that name when they were still in high school.
Now they say it means a fire inside.
Back then they used to say it stood for abuncha fucking idiots.
now it stands for Attack Finches Incorporated.
and here I just thought it was adorable feet island.
(A)ll (F)ucked (I)mmediately
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"so far, so what?" she sad...
Quote from: Slartibartfastby the way, i was wondering, is subjectivity subjective or objective?
Actually. Given that subjectivity is open to so much interpretation (because it actually means based on the individual person's perceptions) It is objective.
This is alot like my old maxim: "not even uncertainty is certain"
point taken
Quote from: Slartibartfasti dont want to wait
i don't want it to come to me in a meditation
i want my illumination
i want my illumination now.
You sir, are a subgenius, whether you know it or not.
Welcome aboard. Have some 'frop.
ANTI FUCKING ILLUMINATUS
always trying to ruin my fun
<meltdown>
<freezeup>
Quote from: Slartibartfasti dont want to wait
i don't want it to come to me in a meditation
i want my illumination
i want my illumination now.
or do i have to work for it?
is that the whole idea of the thing?
Be very fucking careful what you wish for.
You may or may not get it.
If youo try to ohard for somthing unknown. Then the unknown can take over.
i think "trying" is exactly the point which people lose...
my purest moments were in doing, and not trying to do.
the sooner i stopped trying, the sooner i was able to.
when looking for that secret, all i found was mu.
i wasn't disappointed, for mu is useful through and through.
jolly good.
or molly jolly
Jolly roger... but it takes a true pirate to think of that
Quote from: my tai chi teacher John LashTai Chi people are not seeking enlightement. Enlightement is the destinatin toward which human nature flows. It is the natural result of becoming one with ourselves and the universe around us.
hence, Enlightment is not something we seek, but rather something we await to develop
Damn it! Wrong thread :x
Quote from: Pope Lucifer KSCDamn it! Wrong thread :x
What makes it 'wrong'?
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: Pope Lucifer KSCDamn it! Wrong thread :x
What makes it 'wrong'?
That it may or may not have the Elton John version of "You Make Me Want To Fnord" hidden in a post! :x :x :x :x :x
there is no illumination. there is only mountain dew, and visible electrons.
Are the electrons visible to you again, Slarti?
nope, i was just thinking about it. i haven't had mountain dew in a while.
i'm hooked on WAWA lemonade now. (WAWA is a convience store on the east coast US). If you live near a WAWA you must try the lemonade. it is very very tasty. i have 2 for lunch every day (at school)
I live on the west coast.
But next time I visit my brother in Virginia, I'll try a WAWA lemonade.
It sounds delicious.
http://www.spiritone.com/~gdy52150/bushies.htm
truth
hmmmmmm has anyone fact checked that?
Quote from: Slartibartfastthere is no illumination. there is only mountain dew, and visible electrons.
this happens to me too...
so much mountain dew so little time and by the time i stand up again the electrons make it hard to walk.
take my advice , 'slartibartfast', forsake these people and become unbound like me. follow these easy steps.
1. castrate yourself.
2. deprive yourself of sleep for 4 days (not 5! this so called 'law of fives' does not apply to the unbound)
3. go to sleep. the THREE will contact you if you are worthy.
Quote from: Unbound Wrenchtake my advice , 'slartibartfast', forsake these people and become unbound like me. follow these easy steps.
1. castrate yourself.
2. deprive yourself of sleep for 4 days (not 5! this so called 'law of fives' does not apply to the unbound)
3. go to sleep. the THREE will contact you if you are worthy.
Whoa! So Even if I castrate myself I might not make it? What a rip! Fuck that for a game of soldiers. I'll stick to sex magic thanks...
Fight the pyramids with the pyramids.
If you repeat this as a mantra and walk around outside, Nothing will happen.
-mK
Bump for old timey fnordy silliness. I kinda miss this stuff.