Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Think for Yourself, Schmuck! => Topic started by: theCalmpsychopath on February 12, 2008, 01:47:59 AM

Title: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on February 12, 2008, 01:47:59 AM
i'm not kidding.
my teacher picked me for this week long trip to Washington in two weeks and during one of the days I'll be in the pentagon.

so i was wondering if i should kinda screw with the government officail people that are there.

anyone have any suggestions?
i been leaving these fake $5 bills with memes on them at my school anonymously and it stirred some things up  so i would like to try some thing like that at the pentagon.   
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Chairman Risus on February 12, 2008, 02:11:47 AM
bring envelopes full of flour in case you get the urge to bake

Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Faust on February 12, 2008, 02:13:48 AM
for everyone you pass in the building stop look at them, and say "ah, yes" in a high class English accent
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Triple Zero on February 12, 2008, 02:24:13 AM
KYFMS, would be one thing
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Jasper on February 12, 2008, 04:45:20 AM
Wear a Guy Fawkes mask.  That would totally mindfuck the pentagon!
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Cain on February 12, 2008, 12:10:14 PM
Keep on talking about how a missile hit the Pentagon on 9/11.  A few seconds later, correct yourself and say "airplane".

Note: this may be a bad idea if you don't like being on government files, but it will be priceless to watch the military people's reaction to letting a 9/11 truther loose in the building.
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: LMNO on February 12, 2008, 01:36:05 PM
Keep asking, "where do they keep the Iilgor?"
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Reverend Ju Ju Booze on February 12, 2008, 02:50:03 PM
Get sent to Guantanamo and cover live what's going on down there.
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on February 12, 2008, 03:45:42 PM
Carry a baggie of fresh shrimp in your pocket. When no one is looking, slip them into hard to find places. Nothin' says lovin' the military like week old shrimp!
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Cramulus on February 12, 2008, 03:48:10 PM
Pentagon? OH... I thought this was the Hexagon.
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: AFK on February 12, 2008, 05:11:16 PM
"So, when do I get to see Rummy?"
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2008, 05:40:45 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15173.0

ask them...
i really want to know
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2008, 05:42:49 PM
"so where did the missiles... I mean... planes hit?"
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: LMNO on February 12, 2008, 05:50:22 PM
"Does anyone else smell fresh blood?"
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: AFK on February 12, 2008, 06:13:10 PM
"I've got a Surge in my Pance!"
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on February 13, 2008, 03:27:44 PM
great ideas!

i'll certainly do those
and the shrimp idea is great
and the asking them about the missiles will be fun

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2008, 05:40:45 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15173.0

ask them...
i really want to know

wow, now i really want to know what that is
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Jasper on February 13, 2008, 07:31:33 PM
Ask how many people can be killed with the HAARP.
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Triple Zero on February 13, 2008, 11:58:41 PM
couple of hundred i guess, if you drop it on them.
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Cain on February 14, 2008, 12:04:18 AM
Depends how many you can fit into an auditorium and how badly you play it.
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Jasper on February 14, 2008, 02:41:31 AM
Quote from: triple zero on February 13, 2008, 11:58:41 PM
couple of hundred i guess, if you drop it on them.

Yeah, I meant it sarcastically.
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Bharlion on February 14, 2008, 08:48:46 AM
Walk up to the receptionist and tell them that the sparrow is ready to fly. Knock Twice and then walk away.
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: AFK on February 14, 2008, 05:52:08 PM
Be a Model Citizen. 
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2011, 12:54:24 AM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on February 13, 2008, 03:27:44 PM
great ideas!

i'll certainly do those
and the shrimp idea is great
and the asking them about the missiles will be fun

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2008, 05:40:45 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15173.0

ask them...
i really want to know

wow, now i really want to know what that is

We never saw this guy again, did we?   :lulz:
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 22, 2011, 12:56:17 AM
Whoops?   :lulz:
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Don Coyote on February 22, 2011, 12:59:32 AM
Oh shi....you made a guy disappear himself.
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2011, 01:00:46 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 22, 2011, 12:59:32 AM
Oh shi....you made a guy disappear himself.

Actually, I'm pretty sure he did it to himself.
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 22, 2011, 01:02:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2011, 12:54:24 AM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on February 13, 2008, 03:27:44 PM
great ideas!

i'll certainly do those
and the shrimp idea is great
and the asking them about the missiles will be fun

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2008, 05:40:45 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15173.0

ask them...
i really want to know

wow, now i really want to know what that is

We never saw this guy again, did we?   :lulz:

What was the thread?
Title: Re: So...
Post by: Don Coyote on February 22, 2011, 01:03:42 AM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 22, 2011, 01:02:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2011, 12:54:24 AM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on February 13, 2008, 03:27:44 PM
great ideas!

i'll certainly do those
and the shrimp idea is great
and the asking them about the missiles will be fun

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2008, 05:40:45 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15173.0

ask them...
i really want to know

wow, now i really want to know what that is

We never saw this guy again, did we?   :lulz:

What was the thread?

Idiot asking for ideas to troll Usgov in its lair. Presumably he went in without a full group and was eaten.
Title: Re: So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 22, 2011, 01:11:07 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2008, 12:04:18 AM
Depends how many you can fit into an auditorium and how badly you play it.

:spittake: