Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Penumbral on February 15, 2008, 10:40:09 PM

Title: Cram
Post by: Penumbral on February 15, 2008, 10:40:09 PM
http://www.amazon.com/Love-Sex-Robots-Human-Robot-Relationships/dp/0061359750/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1203115178&sr=1-1


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41acZStWFcL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_.jpg)



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Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Cramulus on February 15, 2008, 11:34:46 PM
Quote"Love with robots will be as normal as love with other humans," Levy writes, "while the number of sexual acts and lovemaking positions commonly practiced between humans will be extended, as robots teach us more than is in all of the world's published sex manuals combined."


I am so turned on right now.

QuoteLevy stipulates, near the end of the book, that an important part of sexuality is "the possibility of failure or denial," and thus sexbots will need to be able to mimic human "capriciousness." But at some point you wind up with sexbots out of control, which, come to think of it, is a great idea for a science fiction movie.

If Levy is right, the era of rambunctious robot love is not far in the future.

I think we have a thread about this.


Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Triple Zero on February 15, 2008, 11:51:59 PM
we do now, and it's called "Cram", i think that's suitable? :)
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Cain on February 16, 2008, 12:48:11 AM
That was the guy on the Colbert Report, wasn't it?
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Triple Zero on February 16, 2008, 12:53:41 AM
so that means Cram is Colbert, RU Sirius AND the concordia guy??!! ZOMG!
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Penumbral on February 16, 2008, 01:42:17 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on February 15, 2008, 11:34:46 PM

I think we have a thread about this.


Why its called Cram:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13807.msg442062#msg442062

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=14763.msg467060#msg467060

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=14764.msg467068#msg467068

and more!

also

http://newsfeed.site.io/chicagotribune/bizarre_prositution_ring_broken.htm

Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 16, 2008, 04:53:42 AM
Have you guys, especially Cram, read "The Silver Metal Lover"?
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Jasper on February 16, 2008, 05:27:22 AM
And you people mock me.

Deviants.
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Triple Zero on February 16, 2008, 02:31:05 PM
we mock you?

devi ants?
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Cramulus on February 16, 2008, 02:39:58 PM
Quote from: The Silver Metal LoverRobots have replaced human labor on earth, causing massive unemployment in a world devastated by pollution and natural disasters. Then Electronic Metals releases a new line: performing artists and sexual companions designed to entertain human partners. Jane, a rich, lonely, and insecure 16-year-old, meets one, the minstrel Silver, and falls passionately in love, despite revulsion at the idea of preferring a mechanical man to a human. She gives up everything she has known for him, and discovers herself. Silver becomes more and more "human" in loving her--a clever illusion created by his programming. Or is it? This unstable society can't afford any evidence that some robots might be indistinguishable from humans.






I love you guys.

Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 10, 2010, 09:36:07 AM
So, my only question is; why the middle of the night, when nobody is really affected, or cares?
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Requia ☣ on September 10, 2010, 09:37:54 AM
I think so he can continue for a while and get a whole bunch in before an admin wakes up.
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: LMNO on September 10, 2010, 02:05:27 PM
And the Sisyphus award goes to...
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Cain on September 10, 2010, 02:13:48 PM
It's actually rather helpful, since he doesn't cause any real damage or disruption, and we get to ban a bunch of proxies that other, more motivated or hacking-savvy people might use to cause us some real discomfort.
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 10, 2010, 04:51:49 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2010, 02:13:48 PM
It's actually rather helpful, since he doesn't cause any real damage or disruption, and we get to ban a bunch of proxies that other, more motivated or hacking-savvy people might use to cause us some real discomfort.

Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking. He got to spend hours (hours!) spamming at a time when only a few people were even here to notice, and then you guys come along, do a little deletion and proxy-banning, and he gained...  :?

The joy of spending several hours bumping threads?
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Cain on September 10, 2010, 04:52:40 PM
He showed us.  He showed us all.
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 10, 2010, 10:56:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2010, 04:52:40 PM
He showed us.  He showed us all.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Placid Dingo on September 11, 2010, 02:52:51 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2010, 04:52:40 PM
He showed us.  He showed us all.

And now I can't unsee it  :x
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 11, 2010, 03:49:05 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on September 11, 2010, 02:52:51 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2010, 04:52:40 PM
He showed us.  He showed us all.

And now I can't unsee it  :x

Well, I had fun.

I'm a foreign negro mexican hippie faggot though, who's not nice to new people, so naturally my reaction was quite depraved.
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Placid Dingo on September 11, 2010, 07:54:58 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 11, 2010, 03:49:05 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on September 11, 2010, 02:52:51 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2010, 04:52:40 PM
He showed us.  He showed us all.

And now I can't unsee it  :x

Well, I had fun.

I'm a foreign negro mexican hippie faggot though, who's not nice to new people, so naturally my reaction was quite depraved.

Well I guess you'd have to be, to not work out who it was...
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 11, 2010, 08:43:52 AM
What horrible things did you guys do to create such massive levels of butthurt?
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Don Coyote on September 11, 2010, 08:51:09 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on September 11, 2010, 08:43:52 AM
What horrible things do you guys do to create such massive levels of butthurt?

Not laughing at the right moments?
Title: Re: Cram
Post by: Triple Zero on September 11, 2010, 01:17:10 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on September 11, 2010, 08:43:52 AM
What horrible things did you guys do to create such massive levels of butthurt?

We all worship the Goddess of Strife, in some way or another.

The atheist Discordians and the ones that claim really loud that they would never ever do such a vile thing, you say? They're doing it just to be contrary and provocative.

Cause that's how we roll.

Also, glass wool enemas.