Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Coyote on February 17, 2008, 08:22:59 AM

Title: Homeless.
Post by: Coyote on February 17, 2008, 08:22:59 AM
I'm homeless. People build their card houses on thin air. How do they do that? I guess it's like coyote, except they never think to look down. Problem is, I did. And what am I supposed to do now as I plummet? Nothing, the same answer as always, no matter the question.

coyote
Title: Re: Homeless.
Post by: Jasper on February 17, 2008, 06:32:09 PM
Sucks to be homeless.  Where are you?
Title: Re: Homeless.
Post by: hooplala on February 17, 2008, 07:24:18 PM
Quote from: Coyote on February 17, 2008, 08:22:59 AMI guess it's like coyote, except they never think to look down. Problem is, I did. And what am I supposed to do now as I plummet?

Are you talking about Wile E. Coyote?  If so, the correct answer is "swim back up".
Title: Re: Homeless.
Post by: Triple Zero on February 17, 2008, 08:25:39 PM
or, disappear into the distance below and become a little puff of smoke

and then you show up back to normal for the next scene.
Title: Re: Homeless.
Post by: Epimetheus on February 17, 2008, 10:30:16 PM
Hold up signs with what you want to say written on them, rather than talking.
Title: Re: Homeless.
Post by: Triple Zero on February 17, 2008, 10:34:03 PM
also just one tip, wtf are you still doing in the desert if there's only one source of food that you will never be able to catch?

hike a ride on one of those trucks or trains that appear out of nowhere every once in a while.
Title: Re: Homeless.
Post by: Coyote on February 17, 2008, 10:46:02 PM
I'm in montana staying with some friends for a month or so, just got out of jail.  Was in for a month because of an attempted suicide, where the FUCK do you go to jail for that shit?!
Yep, wile E, I have a lot of affection for that old bird chaser. Chasing birds always seems to causing me trouble also, but it's hard not to.
I already tried that whole disappearing in a puff of smoke route. Guess I'll hop a truck. or something.

coyote
Title: Re: Homeless.
Post by: Cramulus on February 18, 2008, 03:42:23 PM
well good luck dude. Stay safe. Think rationally and make good decisions. You're out of your cell now, don't let your personal robot take over.  :p
Title: Re: Homeless.
Post by: Coyote on February 19, 2008, 09:08:35 AM
*smiles* thanks.
Title: Re: Homeless.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 21, 2008, 01:46:42 AM
homeless AND in Montana?

damn.

that's like suckage squared.
Title: Re: Homeless.
Post by: Lies on February 21, 2008, 11:49:23 AM
Safe Travels friend. I've had to look after 4 homeless people lately...
It really sucks when you have no place to call your own.
Title: Re: Homeless.
Post by: Coyote on February 21, 2008, 12:30:28 PM
Yeah, montana, of all the states i could of got stuck in. *laughs* Ah ,well, my ecstatic sense of apathy should carry me through!
Title: Re: Homeless.
Post by: Doktor Loki on February 22, 2008, 07:52:22 PM
find a way to get yourself to Hawaii, they really take care of their homeless.  Serious.
Title: Re: Homeless.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 22, 2008, 10:52:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Loki on February 22, 2008, 07:52:22 PM
find a way to get yourself to Hawaii, they really take care of their homeless.  Serious.

It's true. You can sleep on the beaches here.

Hope you like Spam and rice.
Title: Re: Homeless.
Post by: Coyote on February 23, 2008, 04:44:58 AM
Hah! I was born there, and it's always been my plan to go back and be a beach bum. Wierdness.
And I grew up on spam and rice.
Title: Re: Homeless.
Post by: Cain on February 23, 2008, 01:12:32 PM
Sounds like a plan to me.  You could do a lot worse than living off spam and rice on a nice beach.
Title: Re: Homeless.
Post by: Coyote on February 23, 2008, 01:26:19 PM
*agrees*