I'm homeless. People build their card houses on thin air. How do they do that? I guess it's like coyote, except they never think to look down. Problem is, I did. And what am I supposed to do now as I plummet? Nothing, the same answer as always, no matter the question.
coyote
Sucks to be homeless. Where are you?
Quote from: Coyote on February 17, 2008, 08:22:59 AMI guess it's like coyote, except they never think to look down. Problem is, I did. And what am I supposed to do now as I plummet?
Are you talking about Wile E. Coyote? If so, the correct answer is "swim back up".
or, disappear into the distance below and become a little puff of smoke
and then you show up back to normal for the next scene.
Hold up signs with what you want to say written on them, rather than talking.
also just one tip, wtf are you still doing in the desert if there's only one source of food that you will never be able to catch?
hike a ride on one of those trucks or trains that appear out of nowhere every once in a while.
I'm in montana staying with some friends for a month or so, just got out of jail. Was in for a month because of an attempted suicide, where the FUCK do you go to jail for that shit?!
Yep, wile E, I have a lot of affection for that old bird chaser. Chasing birds always seems to causing me trouble also, but it's hard not to.
I already tried that whole disappearing in a puff of smoke route. Guess I'll hop a truck. or something.
coyote
well good luck dude. Stay safe. Think rationally and make good decisions. You're out of your cell now, don't let your personal robot take over. :p
*smiles* thanks.
homeless AND in Montana?
damn.
that's like suckage squared.
Safe Travels friend. I've had to look after 4 homeless people lately...
It really sucks when you have no place to call your own.
Yeah, montana, of all the states i could of got stuck in. *laughs* Ah ,well, my ecstatic sense of apathy should carry me through!
find a way to get yourself to Hawaii, they really take care of their homeless. Serious.
Quote from: Doktor Loki on February 22, 2008, 07:52:22 PM
find a way to get yourself to Hawaii, they really take care of their homeless. Serious.
It's true. You can sleep on the beaches here.
Hope you like Spam and rice.
Hah! I was born there, and it's always been my plan to go back and be a beach bum. Wierdness.
And I grew up on spam and rice.
Sounds like a plan to me. You could do a lot worse than living off spam and rice on a nice beach.
*agrees*