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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cramulus on February 19, 2008, 04:23:45 PM

Title: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Cramulus on February 19, 2008, 04:23:45 PM
In a paralell universe, principiadiscordia.com is host to a forum for hardcore neopagans and RPG enthusiasts. Post what your username might be in that universe.

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/danddgeek.gif)


Cramwolf del Shadowspear

Alaric "Doombringer" Darkblade

Crystalfang von Lyonstryke

Magick_Moustache




ETA: obviously this is an excuse to post the worst usernames you can think of.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Suu on February 19, 2008, 04:29:04 PM
I once LARP'd briefly as Herial Arelis of Dawn.  :|


However...


Suukao Blackraven . Yay for In-Jokes!
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: AFK on February 19, 2008, 04:30:23 PM
I-Knoweth-Not-His-Name
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Cain on February 19, 2008, 04:31:51 PM
Quoteprincipiadiscordia.com is host to a forum for hardcore neopagans and RPG enthusiasts.

No difference between the two.

Also, I really hate stupid RPG game names.  I tend to keep mine uber-simple, like "Trevor", or "Mitch".  It makes the dialogue much more amusing:

QuoteI beseech you, o mighty...Trevor?....you must save the city!
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Suu on February 19, 2008, 04:39:35 PM
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Jasper on February 19, 2008, 04:41:56 PM
Marklar's fun to use in videogame rpg's.  Especially if it lets you name other things.

As for OP: Herr Aloysius von Dogglesmock el Quaternary 8)
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Cain on February 19, 2008, 04:47:09 PM
Apillonius Dionysus Ravenbearer Starhawk Rhondinnius III....Esquire.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 19, 2008, 04:48:32 PM
Thurnez Isa

still works
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 19, 2008, 04:57:55 PM
Slappy McStigglepoomp.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Darth Cupcake on February 19, 2008, 04:58:37 PM
The Fair Maiden Petite Frosted Pastry, Harbinger of Wrathful Smiting
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Cramulus on February 19, 2008, 04:59:25 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 19, 2008, 04:48:32 PM
Thurnez Isa, Keeper of the Flail of The Maple Leaf

that's much better
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Jasper on February 19, 2008, 05:04:14 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on February 19, 2008, 04:59:25 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 19, 2008, 04:48:32 PM
Thurnez Isa, Keeper of the Flail of The Maple Leaf

that's much better

Yeah, but even so.  The shorter your name is, the more likely you'll end up carrying the weapons and horses and everything.  Unless your name is very short, like Bob, in which case you're probably a powergamer.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Suu on February 19, 2008, 05:04:15 PM
Suukao Kaou of Clan Fett?


(Suukao Kaou = Suckface Peony)
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Jasper on February 19, 2008, 05:06:57 PM
You gotta be a knight, an esquire, a princess, an angel, or all four too though.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Richter on February 19, 2008, 05:29:39 PM
Deacon Albus Frankfurt Ulysses Cable Kelvin Erasmus von Richter
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Triple Zero on February 19, 2008, 05:50:45 PM
Max Dexbonus

Arcane Mark

Gustav Wind

Alladin the Paladin

Eric the Cleric

R. Kane Spellfailure

William "Will" Save

.. are all names usually disallowed by my DM :-(
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Suu on February 19, 2008, 05:51:22 PM
Quote from: Dr. Felix Mackay on February 19, 2008, 05:06:57 PM
You gotta be a knight, an esquire, a princess, an angel, or all four too though.

Sir Suukao Kaou Hime (Suckface Peony Princess) of Clan Fett, Esq.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Richter on February 19, 2008, 05:57:01 PM
Going back to the only 3.5 game I was ever in in college..

"Bob", the Naked Psion.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 19, 2008, 05:57:24 PM
Quote from: triple zero on February 19, 2008, 05:50:45 PM
Max Dexbonus

Arcane Mark

Gustav Wind

Alladin the Paladin

Eric the Cleric

R. Kane Spellfailure

William "Will" Save

.. are all names usually disallowed by my DM :-(

:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Cramulus on February 19, 2008, 09:27:56 PM
http://members.aol.com/warlordhaanz/SimpleRPG2.html

I'm like level 200 already
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Triple Zero on February 19, 2008, 09:29:18 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on February 19, 2008, 09:27:56 PM
http://members.aol.com/warlordhaanz/SimpleRPG2.html

I'm like level 200 already

FUCK THAT SHIT, MY BLUE GUY KEEPS GETTING KILLED, HOW DO I PLAY THIS GAME?!?!!
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 19, 2008, 10:49:01 PM
FREDERIEKE DE HEKS
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2008, 11:21:59 PM
The Conical Lord Nigel, Drunken Pangolin-Raping Baconmaker of Nixonia.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on February 20, 2008, 01:00:24 AM
Bill the Rapist.  Roll for anal circumference.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Faust on February 20, 2008, 01:19:22 AM
Eris von Tartarus
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: leln on February 20, 2008, 01:52:19 AM
leln, Unwilling Bringer of Arachnid Euthanasia.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Kurt Christ on February 20, 2008, 03:01:16 AM
Traenmane III, Supreme Pontiff of the Outer Void and Keeper of the Faith
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: hooplala on February 20, 2008, 03:23:27 AM
The Vermin Lord.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 20, 2008, 06:04:43 AM
Squid Burger the Disgustingly Drunken and Heavily Tentacled..... esquire?
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: on February 20, 2008, 07:22:19 AM
Quote from: Izzo on February 20, 2008, 01:00:24 AM
Bill the Rapist.  Roll for anal circumference.

Oh, I see you play FATAL.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 20, 2008, 07:27:21 AM
Can I play twice?

Chuckles the Tuna
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 21, 2008, 02:38:46 AM
Wolfpoet.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Jasper on February 21, 2008, 02:40:43 AM
This thread is now about the D&D Classes you wish your DM would allow.


Afronaut
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Cramulus on February 21, 2008, 03:24:41 AM
Sword Mongler




Leaping Tickler





Dice Monger


Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Jasper on February 21, 2008, 05:03:07 AM
lol @ Swordmongler

Hallucinist


Hug Ninja


Gonzo Town Crier
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Cain on February 21, 2008, 06:24:46 AM
Pimp

Stockbroker

Literary Theory Professor
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Jasper on February 21, 2008, 06:30:01 AM
Poopsmith (even though it's not my idea)


Set decorator


Anti-clown
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Cain on February 21, 2008, 06:33:17 AM
Bardic Music Industry Executive

Comedy Sidekick

Wagon Traffic Controller

Nutritionist
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 21, 2008, 06:34:14 AM
Roadkill cleanup
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Jasper on February 21, 2008, 06:36:50 AM
Pidgeon Wringer


Cat Lady


Nihilist
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Bu🤠ns on February 21, 2008, 07:12:32 AM
op: Lancelot Goodthrusht

new op: bacon scraper. 

chain yanker

haberdasher

doormat
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Richter on February 21, 2008, 02:06:44 PM
Slacker

Disciple of "Bob"

Dendrophiliac
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: AFK on February 21, 2008, 02:12:37 PM
David of Hasselhoff
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Darth Cupcake on February 21, 2008, 03:14:38 PM
Cat wrangler

Self-righteous vegan
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 21, 2008, 03:16:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 21, 2008, 02:12:37 PM
David of Hasselhoff

winner
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Cain on February 21, 2008, 03:19:30 PM
Satirist.

Blogger.

Aged rock star (trophy wife available after 10 levels in the class).

Furry.

Plumber.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 21, 2008, 04:49:28 PM
Ass Polyp

Embroidery artist

Scotch tape disciple
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Richter on February 21, 2008, 05:02:54 PM
Flasher

Meatspinner

Vegan
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 21, 2008, 05:11:12 PM
Man with Pruning Shears

Lolcat maker

Saxaphone player
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: LMNO on February 21, 2008, 05:15:14 PM
Eric the Sockfucker.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: AFK on February 21, 2008, 05:18:06 PM
Merlin of Kaos
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: LMNO on February 21, 2008, 05:24:53 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/moC.jpg)
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Suu on February 21, 2008, 05:39:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 21, 2008, 05:24:53 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/moC.jpg)

*ganks*
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: LMNO on February 21, 2008, 05:41:37 PM
Were you around for that spag?
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Suu on February 21, 2008, 05:44:42 PM
No, but I've heard stories and that banner kicks ass.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Triple Zero on February 21, 2008, 06:23:08 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 21, 2008, 02:06:44 PM
Disciple of "Bob"

i did play a Cleric of Eris once. his name was "Kees" (this is probably the most boring Dutch name, right after "Jan")

it was awesome. i was continuously bickering with my party-mates, they would kick my ass and i would get back at them via the most horrendous pranks.
i had the barbarian in the party walk around in an undercover mission in a lowlife evil orc city wondering why all the little orc kids kept kicking him and running away, because he has a sign stuck to his back "KICK ME YOUR MOTHER WAS RAPED BY AN ELF".
also, prayers to my goddess were usually received and answered with long strokes of increasingly bad luck (sometimes for me, sometimes for my foes), as decided by the DM.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2008, 07:15:26 PM
:cone:
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Suu on February 21, 2008, 08:37:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 21, 2008, 07:15:26 PM
:cone:

Best name evar.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: LMNO on February 21, 2008, 08:41:10 PM
Is the ":" silent?
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2008, 10:41:19 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2008, 10:42:15 PM
It's actually pronounced "nigel".
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: LMNO on February 22, 2008, 12:43:34 PM
Weird.  I was waiting for someone to make a joke about silent colons, but oh well...
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: AFK on February 22, 2008, 01:52:23 PM
Jethro the Moonshine Mage
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Jasper on February 22, 2008, 03:50:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 22, 2008, 12:43:34 PM
Weird.  I was waiting for someone to make a joke about silent colons, but oh well...

Like this, right?


Mine isn't.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Malaul on February 22, 2008, 06:11:05 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: BabylonHoruv on September 10, 2010, 11:24:14 AM
Nigel
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 10, 2010, 01:20:07 PM
Male prostitute.

Srsly.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: President Television on September 10, 2010, 03:26:25 PM
op:
Karmelgran von Vendelbot IXX, esquire

new op:
New Age Retro Hippie

Plumber

Bea Master(wielder of the power to command Bea Arthur)

New new op:
What races do you wish your DM would let you play?
Personally, I wish I could be a goat.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Cramulus on September 10, 2010, 03:33:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Plague on September 10, 2010, 03:26:25 PM
New new op:
What races do you wish your DM would let you play?
Personally, I wish I could be a goat.


as a DM, I would never allow that, it'd be so broken
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Triple Zero on September 11, 2010, 05:27:13 PM
If I could play a goat, I'd get a Paladin on a leash as a familiar, and tell him to follow his Goat of Honour.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on September 11, 2010, 05:37:16 PM
See username.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: President Television on September 11, 2010, 10:01:27 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 11, 2010, 05:27:13 PM
If I could play a goat, I'd get a Paladin on a leash as a familiar, and tell him to follow his Goat of Honour.
groooooooaaaaaaaan  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Jasper on September 11, 2010, 11:25:13 PM
That paladin would be better off with a geas than a goat.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Don Coyote on September 11, 2010, 11:27:50 PM
eggs > milk?
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Triple Zero on September 13, 2010, 11:51:54 AM
Dusk Mist Fish Witch

say it three times fast, I dare you.
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on September 14, 2010, 06:41:10 PM
The cake is a pie
Title: Re: The Pagan / RPG Name Game
Post by: Telarus on September 15, 2010, 02:37:43 AM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen Cheese Bitch on September 14, 2010, 06:41:10 PM
The cake is a pie

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2106/2046278988_53144e11dc_b.jpg)