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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: LMNO on February 25, 2008, 02:33:11 PM

Title: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: LMNO on February 25, 2008, 02:33:11 PM
Mrs. LMNO has a family recipe for "Spanish Rice" that I'ev been tweaking.


In actuality, there's nothing very "Spanish" about it, so I suppose it should be called "Inappropriate Cultural Touchstone Rice".

Anyway, I don't really have amounts for it, I'm doing it by feel (Mrs. LMNO calls it my "alchemy".  I lurves dat woman).

In a lagre pot/duch oven, Brown some ground meat (about a pound) in bacon fat over medium heat.  Remove.

Over low heat, add more bacon fat and sweat chopped onions, garlic, and hot pepper (jalepeno, serrano, habanero, whatever you like). 

add salt, cumin, chili powder, cajun seasonings... you get the idea.  sweat until soft, and the spices have sort of crusted on the bottom of the pan.

Deglaze the fond with red wine.  cook almost all of the liquid out.  what you should be looking at is a goopy dark mess of vegetables.

Add about a cup of uncooked rice, and cook for about 5 minutes.  return meat to pot.

Add 2.5 cups of stock, turn heat up. 

Add a bay leaf, oregano, and approx 2 lb of canned fire-roasted tomatoes.

Add worcestershire (sp) sauce.  bring to a boil, reduce to a simmer, cover, and cook for an hour.

add green beans chopped 1" long, and lime juice.  Cover and cook another 10 minutes.

serve with cilantro, and any additional hot sauce.
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on February 25, 2008, 02:53:38 PM
Oooh. This sounds like something I can make and then put in tupperwares to have for lunch or dinner for like a week. Nice! 8)
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Richter on February 25, 2008, 03:02:24 PM
Do Want.
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Triple Zero on February 25, 2008, 06:33:52 PM
this sounds awesome, i'm gonna make something like this.
in fact, as soon as i can find some cheap hot peppers somewhere. and cilantro and cajun spices.

also, if you worry about not staying thin, you might wanna sub the bacon fat with olive oil? and less of it? surely it will be less good, but you don't need food soaked in bacon fat every week, do you? :)
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Richter on February 25, 2008, 07:39:07 PM
000 : Agreed on the olive oil.  I'm thinking that ground turkey might not work out badly with it either.
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: LMNO on February 25, 2008, 08:10:03 PM
Lol, I usually use ground turkey, actually.

And if you notice, I don't say how much fat to use.  And hey, you can adjust this however you want.
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Richter on February 26, 2008, 12:49:23 AM
I'm giving it a go.  It's simmering, and my great pics of ingredients chopped next to my knives got borked.  Drink count is currnetly 3.  Here's the early cooking pic:

(http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/328/simmeringec4.jpg)

Edit: Gaze upon my equipment. 
(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/538/knives2ch6.jpg)


Edit 2: Finished.  Damn tasty!
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7292/0225082025ch3.jpg)
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Triple Zero on February 26, 2008, 11:48:52 AM
looks yum!

also, nice equipment :D
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: LMNO on February 26, 2008, 02:26:07 PM
Snow peas, eh?  How did that work for you?
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Richter on February 26, 2008, 02:46:01 PM
They were a last minute sub in since the grocery had no fresh green beans, but the extra sweetness was not out of place. 
I'll be tweaking and trying this again, possibly to throw at the family.  Thanks for the recipe!

Mistakes I made:
- 1/4 cup of olive oil will do the trick.  I had a bit extra that wasn't vital to the cooking / flavor. 
- I cut back to 1 lb of tomatoes, not knowing how good the fire roasted ones were.  2 lbs. at least next time.
- Seeing the alchoholic steam during deglazing and deciding to "take a hit" was NOT smart.
- Little less garlic.  Tasting it is good.  Secreting it is bad.
- Remember the cumin.

Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Richter on February 26, 2008, 02:46:46 PM
Quote from: triple zero on February 26, 2008, 11:48:52 AM
looks yum!

also, nice equipment :D

Thankya! :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: LMNO on February 26, 2008, 03:09:03 PM
1/4 cup Olive oil?


Fuck, man.


A couple of tablespoons, at most.



LMNO
-sees greasy shits in your future.
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Richter on February 26, 2008, 03:23:16 PM
Decided to go overkill to keep the meat from sticking to the pot.  I'm honestly not sure which measure I used :eek:

Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Jenne on February 26, 2008, 05:38:14 PM
Love one-pot meals!  Will be doing this in the near fucking future.  Awesome recipe, LMNO!
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 07, 2008, 06:52:54 PM
OK.  I made it for me and the kids. 

Subbed olive oil for bacon and used cubed chicken, not ground beef.

Instead of wine, I used tequila and I roasted my own tomatoes and peppers. 

Last sub was yellow rice because all else I had was jasmine rice.

Served it with warm tortillas, shredded cheese and sliced roasted peppers on top.

I got one little bowl, when I went back for more the little piggies had eaten the rest!

Thanks for the recipe!!!


ETF - I cannot type worth crap!
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: LMNO on March 07, 2008, 07:10:01 PM
Tequila?



TEQUILA!




Good call.
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 07, 2008, 07:52:51 PM
It was stupendous!  Nice peppery addition!  :wink:
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: LMNO on May 30, 2008, 07:48:49 PM
Bump for cheap eats.
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on May 30, 2008, 09:37:05 PM
So I am definitely gonna do this.

But just checking--you put the uncooked rice (like dry hard little rice grains) into the pot without any fluid or anything until you get around to pouring in the stock? Or am I just reading this like a dumbass (entirely possible)?
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Richter on May 30, 2008, 09:47:12 PM
That's what I did.  It just kind of gets pushed around, soaking up the spices and frying for a bit. 
Tasted fine.
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Triple Zero on May 31, 2008, 12:45:30 AM
i scrolled up this page to see the start of the thread, read the thread title, and then saw TEQUILA!!!

:)
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Triple Zero on May 31, 2008, 12:48:26 AM
Quote from: triple zero on February 25, 2008, 06:33:52 PMthis sounds awesome, i'm gonna make something like this.
in fact, as soon as i can find some cheap hot peppers somewhere. and cilantro and cajun spices.

thanks for the bump, cause hot peppers are getting cheaper in this season :)
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: LMNO on June 02, 2008, 05:41:02 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on May 30, 2008, 09:37:05 PM
So I am definitely gonna do this.

But just checking--you put the uncooked rice (like dry hard little rice grains) into the pot without any fluid or anything until you get around to pouring in the stock? Or am I just reading this like a dumbass (entirely possible)?

yup.

that's the way i was shown, and some say that it frys in the oil for a while, adding flavor, but do what you prefer.

the point being, cooking is a pretty resilient process, unlike baking.
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Jenne on June 09, 2008, 04:37:23 AM
I have all the ingredients--this will be made this week or bust!
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: LMNO on June 09, 2008, 04:56:16 PM
Incidentally, I recently made this with poblanos I hand-roasted over the grill:

Hot grill/open flame/live coals

Put peppers on.  Turn every few minutes until skins are blackened.

Put in ziplok bag, and wait 10 minutes.

Remove, and peel off the blackened skins w/ fingers.

Coarse chop, add to rice.
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on June 09, 2008, 05:18:33 PM
Ever try stuffing the peppers with garlic cloves before roasting them?

Amazing flavor!!
Title: Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
Post by: LMNO on June 09, 2008, 05:49:01 PM
Interesting, but the way I do it only takes about 5 minutes to char the skin, so it wouldn't affect the garlic at all.

Slow roasting, however... :fap: