O Hai!
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(http://z.about.com/d/walking/1/0/7/I/2/seefeld-23-goats.jpg)
Baaaaaah!
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(http://www.newfarm.org/features/0704/meatgoat/images/goats1.jpg)
Big goats are big.
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(http://www.blueheronfarm.com/images/Boer%20goats.JPG)
Beard.
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(http://www.digitalempires.com/adventure/2005-07-09_GlacierNP/pics/Montana,%20Glacier,%20National,%20Park,wildlife,%20white,%20mountain,%20goat.jpg)
No beard.
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(http://www.goodbyecitylife.com/images/goat-ears.jpg)
ZOMG BEBEHS
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(http://www.junkpile.demon.co.uk/images/babygoats5.jpg)
Mama?
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(http://millersbigdawgkennel.com/db1/00005/millersbigdawgkennel.com/_uimages/BabyGoat.jpg)
And for the really REALLY scary one...
(http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/animals/assets/two_headed_goat.jpg)
I like to call him Janus.
Cute!
Don't tell me you actually believed Cain....
Oh hell no. But goats kick ass.
AH FUCKING HELL, GOATS
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SIHT
*SHITS IN HIS COFFEE*
goat behbehs = cuddleh
Goats are mean though. *has been butted*
Heh, that's the second thing on my short list of things to do when I retire. Start a Goat Farm.
If I ain't widowed by then I'll probably be divorced.
they are mean.
this is true.
we've often thought of creating an army of zombie goats to perch on and about the house.
you know... for protection.
brai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ns
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on February 27, 2008, 05:06:06 PM
AH FUCKING HELL, GOATS
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SIHT
*SHITS IN HIS COFFEE*
:potd::potd::potd:
We should do a thread of sheep now.
Eh, it's been done.
www.rnc.org
:rimshot:
Nice looking Nubians there. My wife raised goats for a long time and was working as a farm hand when I met her. She used to milk about 40 goats a day by hand. She has very strong forearms now.
Also, this:
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/691/goatdanceid7ay1.jpg)
PS. Not my wife, in case you were wondering.
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK, GOATS!
Quote from: IasonOuabache on February 27, 2008, 06:20:00 PM
Also, this:
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/691/goatdanceid7ay1.jpg)
PS. Not my wife, in case you were wondering.
Nice Accordian!
what does it say on that wretched creature's shirt?
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on February 27, 2008, 06:38:34 PM
what does it say on that wretched creature's shirt?
I can't tell; it's blocked by the accordian.
Quote from: LMNO on February 27, 2008, 06:40:56 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on February 27, 2008, 06:38:34 PM
what does it say on that wretched creature's shirt?
I can't tell; it's blocked by the accordian.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(http://blog.moment.ee/2007/01/viljad-on-valminud-tree-goats.html)
Also http://www.goat-trauma.org/
(http://moment.ee/aju/puu_kitsed_3865.jpg)
Quote from: Nigel on February 27, 2008, 06:54:39 PM
(http://moment.ee/aju/puu_kitsed_3865.jpg)
this is the army of zombie goats i was talkin about.
Goats Fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Quote from: Suu Fett on February 27, 2008, 11:12:27 PM
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Suu, you're turning into a goat. Stop it.
Quote from: Penumbral on February 27, 2008, 08:54:48 PM
Goats Fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg
LOL failgoats!
i love those things for some reason
The OP did a good job of showing the diversity of goats, but you forgot the single scariest type of goat, the LaMancha. Sure, Nubians (like the ones in pic #3) are funny looking with their big floppy ears and strangely rounded noses but they are more annoying than creepy. LaManchas,OTOH, have that slender face with no ears. And they stare at you with this unblinking gaze that looks straight into your soul as if to say, "If given the chance I would eat you and everyone that you love." :evilmad:
(http://www.ethicurean.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/RWH_munch_sl_3157.jpg)
"If given the chance I would eat your and everyone that you love's garbage."
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(http://www.ethicurean.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/RWH_munch_sl_3157.jpg)
fixx0rated
SCARY ASS GOATS WHY DID I COME BACK INTO THIS THREAD
SCARYYYYY
Quote from: Nigel on February 27, 2008, 06:53:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 27, 2008, 06:40:56 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on February 27, 2008, 06:38:34 PM
what does it say on that wretched creature's shirt?
I can't tell; it's blocked by the accordian.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(http://blog.moment.ee/2007/01/viljad-on-valminud-tree-goats.html)
Also http://www.goat-trauma.org/
FUCKING LAIL
Holy Shite!
(http://www.goatonapole.com/goatonapole.jpg)
http://www.goatonapole.com/ (http://www.goatonapole.com/)
Farmer Bob was taking a walk. As he was going past Farmer Jim's livestock pen, he noticed a three legged goat tied to the fence, munching on some grass. Bob knew Farmer Jim was very careful with his animals so he was puzzled by the goat's missing leg. He ambled over to Jim's barn to ask him about it.
"Well, Bob,", said farmer Jim, "Let me tell you something. That there is one HELL of a goat."
"Fine animal, I'd agree Jim, but why the missing leg?", Bob replied.
"That goat is uncommonly intelligent, I'll tell you. It can watch the farm and her sheep better than any hound. If there's a fire, tha goat will know it, and move any other sheep, cow, or goat away from it. It even saved my son when he slipped into the creek last fall."
"Yeah, sure, but what does that have to do with it's leg?", asked a slightly annoyed Bob.
Farmer Jim just looked at Bob with a wry smile.
"Bob, you don't go eatin' a goat like that all at once."
(http://www.sassygoatmilksoap.com/SassyGoatMilkSoap.jpg)
seriously: http://www.sassygoatmilksoap.com/
why a goat?
Goat milk?
BAAWWWHHAHAHHAAAA!!! *head butts*
(http://localfoodsconnection.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/goats-butting-heads-1-edited.jpg)
My wife is spending all of this week surrounded by goats. I'll be lucky if she doesn't headbutt me when it is all over.
(http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/bike06/archives/Chupacabras.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhIrCaY31Kk&feature=fvst
Quote from: Lysergic on July 13, 2009, 06:02:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhIrCaY31Kk&feature=fvst
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h51/Neolovin/goats.gif)
I had goat curry on sunday.
It was less zoo-ey than usual.
still tasted like a damn llama camel zoo alpaca
http://sexywitch.wordpress.com/2009/03/21/departure-of-the-witches-1878/
Scroll down for 3 zoomed views, the third view has the witch riding the goat.
Damn, she can ride that goat.
Quote from: Telarus on July 14, 2009, 08:37:14 AM
http://sexywitch.wordpress.com/2009/03/21/departure-of-the-witches-1878/
Scroll down for 3 zoomed views, the third view has the witch riding the goat.
Damn, she can ride that goat.
:fap:
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 13, 2009, 06:08:33 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on July 13, 2009, 06:02:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhIrCaY31Kk&feature=fvst
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h51/Neolovin/goats.gif)
I saw this for the first time a couple years ago at ninjapants, was going to put it up but you beat me
so funny, fainting goats :D
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/the_veg/sidekick.jpg)
bump.
GOATS!
WE DEMAND MORE GOATS
(http://i1091.photobucket.com/albums/i390/vrtig0/GOATDEMON.gif)
(http://i1091.photobucket.com/albums/i390/vrtig0/JESUSGOAT.gif)
GOATS!?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on February 27, 2008, 06:20:00 PM
Also, this:
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/691/goatdanceid7ay1.jpg)
PS. Not my wife, in case you were wondering.
Too bad. That one's a keeper!
(http://i.imgur.com/XcjQD.jpg)