Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Requia ☣ on March 14, 2008, 06:46:31 PM

Title: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 14, 2008, 06:46:31 PM
I've been thinking (I know I'm not supposed to, I do it anyway) a bit about the different kinds of enlightenment that I've seen in different philosophies and religions.

Being able to think for yourself

The Joke

The meaningless existence

Detatchement from the machine.

Admittence of a distorted reality view.  (BIP)

A couple of these are new to me within the last month, others seem to be incorporated into dozens of religions and philosophies, and I'm starting to wonder, what else am I missing?
Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: LMNO on March 14, 2008, 06:55:07 PM
We Are All One.
Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 14, 2008, 07:21:59 PM
Harm ye none
Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 14, 2008, 07:25:39 PM
Do As Thou Will.

Stagnation is the Only Sin.
Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: LMNO on March 14, 2008, 07:25:56 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 14, 2008, 07:21:59 PM
Harm ye none
:argh!:
Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: AFK on March 14, 2008, 07:32:57 PM
Sunlight?

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Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 14, 2008, 07:42:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 14, 2008, 07:25:56 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 14, 2008, 07:21:59 PM
Harm ye none
:argh!:

:lulz:
Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 14, 2008, 08:41:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 14, 2008, 07:25:56 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 14, 2008, 07:21:59 PM
Harm ye none
:argh!:

You just gotta let it go! 



Or kill them, either works for me!

:lulz:
Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: Jack of Turnips on March 15, 2008, 06:04:24 PM
Things are uncertain at the most fundamental level

The universe is not only stranger than we suppose, but stranger than we can suppose (John Haldane)

If you think you understand, then you do not

Don't eat all the berries that birds eat or you will die (Jim Harrison)

Time is a thing. It bites. ("Wreckage of Agathon")

We are just trees that produce turds instead of apples. Your high horse is dead meat. (Jim Harrison again)

----

We could collaborate on a satirical book of aphorisms.

~~ Jack of Turnips

Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 15, 2008, 06:11:27 PM
I'm not looking for specific ideas so much as entirely different ways of thinking.
Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: Golden Applesauce on March 15, 2008, 06:54:44 PM
There's the Western monotheistic "elightenment."  Being perfectly in accord with God however he/she/it is defined.
Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 15, 2008, 07:25:25 PM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on March 15, 2008, 06:54:44 PM
There's the Western monotheistic "elightenment."  Being perfectly in accord with God however he/she/it is defined.
Enlightenment for cabbages!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 15, 2008, 09:34:38 PM
When God gives you cabbages, make cabbage soup.
Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: Jasper on March 16, 2008, 07:35:00 AM
I think I'm wearing the apropriate avatar to suggest Deus Ex Machina.

Quote from: Requiem on March 15, 2008, 06:11:27 PM
I'm not looking for specific ideas so much as entirely different ways of thinking.

Given a shared reality, there are only so many divergencies of perception that can survive in practice.

With that in mind, I submit an expanded way of thinking of "whatever works" as valid.
Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 16, 2008, 11:06:05 AM
If you believe in a god then that god exists.

If you don't believe in a god then that god doesn't exist.

These two views seem to be hellbent on annihilating each other.

If it's done right it can be funny as fuck.

I believe in encouraging both beliefs for this very reason.

Gimme 5,000 fundamentalist believers and 5,000 fervent athiests, a football field and 10,000 chainsaws - I'll give you prime time teevee at its fucking finest  :evil:
Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 16, 2008, 05:13:26 PM
Screw the 5000 on each side, I wanna see Richard Dawkins and Pat Robertson fight to the death with their bare hands.
Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 16, 2008, 05:51:26 PM
The human body contains around eight pints of blood.

Why watch 16pints spilled when you could do 80,000.

Think spectacle. Think crowd pleaser. Think big!
Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: JeanXlamb on March 20, 2008, 09:34:07 PM
A center recognizes a whole.
Title: Re: Different kinds of enlightenment.
Post by: Jenne on March 21, 2008, 04:39:23 PM
Good works really matter, especially in the afterlife.

Nice guys finish first.

True love conquers all.

Wait...I think my cynicism bone is itching, sorry.