Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: Cain on March 23, 2008, 04:47:57 PM

Title: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Cain on March 23, 2008, 04:47:57 PM
Well....it probably is, but PD.com is not.  That's right, we are available even through the Great Firewall of China.

But how can we best use this to our advantage?
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Verbal Mike on March 23, 2008, 07:50:37 PM
Start hosting videos of Tibetans getting shot at? It'll keep the Chinks out.
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 23, 2008, 07:59:00 PM
Tiannamen (sp?) square pictures/essays?
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 24, 2008, 04:14:23 PM
Mao Tse-tung was a hippy cocksucker!

There - I just got this entire tld removed from google china :lulz:
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: hooplala on March 24, 2008, 04:55:17 PM
The terracotta army actually depicted Thetans.
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 24, 2008, 05:19:02 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 24, 2008, 04:55:17 PM
The terracotta army actually depicted Thetans.

:spewmonitor:

:mittens:

:lulz:
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: nostalgicBadger on April 20, 2008, 12:30:40 AM
The Chinese are a bunch of azns anyway.
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 20, 2008, 03:42:05 AM
Quote from: Requiem on March 23, 2008, 07:59:00 PM
Tiannamen (sp?) square pictures/essays?

We might have to avoid namedropping if we did this. The people who enforce The Great Firewall probably do searches for this sort of thing.
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Akara on April 20, 2008, 07:25:50 AM
we could start a couple of threads with only chinese characters, placed there randomly, and ask random chinese passersby what we wrote?

[/lame]
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Adios on April 20, 2008, 04:53:58 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 23, 2008, 04:47:57 PM
Well....it probably is, but PD.com is not.  That's right, we are available even through the Great Firewall of China.

But how can we best use this to our advantage?

Do you know if it's getting any hits from China? Thinking out loud here, but if you want anything long term caution will be the watchword or I'm sure they will shut it down.
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Faust on April 21, 2008, 02:05:04 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 23, 2008, 04:47:57 PM
Well....it probably is, but PD.com is not.  That's right, we are available even through the Great Firewall of China.

But how can we best use this to our advantage?

broadcasting chinese news?
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Jasper on April 21, 2008, 03:21:23 AM
We should get in touch with chinese anarchists.
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2008, 03:24:08 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2008, 03:21:23 AM
We should get in touch with chinese anarchists.

Turn 'em in for valuable prizes?
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Jasper on April 21, 2008, 03:27:27 AM
That or, like, help them upload illegal data like videos out of the country.
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2008, 03:35:46 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2008, 03:27:27 AM
That or, like, help them upload illegal data like videos out of the country.

Um, wait.  Is this leading towards giving some sort of shit about what the monkeys do to each other?

Because if it is, count me out.  Fucking humans are more trouble than they're worth.
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Jasper on April 21, 2008, 04:03:42 AM
I was imagining some situation where I can enable people to do stupid things.  It's a pattern of mine.
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Jenne on April 21, 2008, 05:36:46 AM
Post a buncha shit about boycotting the Olympics in Beijing.  :lol:
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Triple Zero on April 21, 2008, 04:17:34 PM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2008, 04:03:42 AM
I was imagining some situation where I can enable people to do stupid things.  It's a pattern of mine.

fucking with people who will get thrown into chinese jails over censorship laws is probably slightly less funny than leaving pr0n at your dentist's, don't you think?
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Jasper on April 21, 2008, 07:39:30 PM
Possibly.  Depends on the porn, I say.
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 21, 2008, 07:41:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2008, 03:35:46 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2008, 03:27:27 AM
That or, like, help them upload illegal data like videos out of the country.

Um, wait.  Is this leading towards giving some sort of shit about what the monkeys do to each other?

Because if it is, count me out.  Fucking humans are more trouble than they're worth.


HOLY FUCK!!! I AGREE WITH ROGER!!! I AM NOW GONNA CONTEMPLATE SUICIDE!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 21, 2008, 07:43:26 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 21, 2008, 04:17:34 PM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2008, 04:03:42 AM
I was imagining some situation where I can enable people to do stupid things.  It's a pattern of mine.

fucking with people who will get thrown into chinese jails over censorship laws is probably slightly less funny than leaving pr0n at your dentist's, don't you think?

I dunno... some of the people in the Chinese jails might end up in dentist offices (or at least parts of them), as the little sample jaws/teeth things that sit on the Dr's desk. And if they were sitting on top of Pron...


DOUBLE LOL!
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Triple Zero on April 21, 2008, 07:51:30 PM
so, are you saying we should leave hentai in dentist's offices? because i think that would make you a DOUBLE PEDO
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 21, 2008, 07:53:37 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 21, 2008, 07:51:30 PM
so, are you saying we should leave hentai in dentist's offices? because i think that would make you a DOUBLE PEDO


Oriental Narylathotepian Necrophilia for teh WINZ!
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Faust on April 22, 2008, 03:47:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2008, 03:35:46 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2008, 03:27:27 AM
That or, like, help them upload illegal data like videos out of the country.

Um, wait.  Is this leading towards giving some sort of shit about what the monkeys do to each other?

Because if it is, count me out.  Fucking humans are more trouble than they're worth.

If by your efforts, you can make the world a better place, unite people in harmony, and somehow remove all the problems to effectively create the perfect world...



then there will be nothing left but for it to collapse upon itself in a glorious catastrophic nightmare.


Faust
-Played with dominoes  as a child.
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2008, 03:51:43 AM
Quote from: Faust on April 22, 2008, 03:47:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2008, 03:35:46 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2008, 03:27:27 AM
That or, like, help them upload illegal data like videos out of the country.

Um, wait.  Is this leading towards giving some sort of shit about what the monkeys do to each other?

Because if it is, count me out.  Fucking humans are more trouble than they're worth.

If by your efforts, you can make the world a better place, unite people in harmony, and somehow remove all the problems to effectively create the perfect world...



then there will be nothing left but for it to collapse upon itself in a glorious catastrophic nightmare.


Faust
-Played with dominoes  as a child.

:potd:
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Sweeper137 on April 26, 2008, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2008, 03:27:27 AM
That or, like, help them upload illegal data like videos out of the country.

I like this idea except they will almost certainly shut it down within days if we tried this
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Verbal Mike on April 27, 2008, 01:30:55 PM
Thus getting us a flash of publicity!
Yay.
?
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Jasper on April 28, 2008, 07:49:33 PM
The idea was admittedly soggy and needs a new angle. 

How about...

...We go to their forums and post rants translated by babelfish?
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 28, 2008, 08:29:41 PM
Quote from: Felix on April 28, 2008, 07:49:33 PM
The idea was admittedly soggy and needs a new angle. 

How about...

...We go to their forums and post rants translated by babelfish?
We aren't a legitimate religion until we start an international incident.
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Anch on April 28, 2008, 09:45:43 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 22, 2008, 03:47:58 AM
If by your efforts, you can make the world a better place, unite people in harmony, and somehow remove all the problems to effectively create the perfect world...



then there will be nothing left but for it to collapse upon itself in a glorious catastrophic nightmare.


Faust
-Played with dominoes  as a child.

Wasn't...wasn't the Antichrist supposed to be some European politician, uniting the Whole World, solving Every Problem and then, with with an air of glee and nonchalance, proceeding to cause what could probably be called a 'glorious catastrophic nightmare'?
:x
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Jasper on April 30, 2008, 08:33:31 PM
Says who?
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: hooplala on April 30, 2008, 08:46:19 PM
Paul Lynde.
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Jasper on April 30, 2008, 08:54:13 PM
He seems like a pretty bright fellow.
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: TheLastLump on May 08, 2008, 05:54:56 PM
Quote from: IasonOuabache on April 28, 2008, 08:29:41 PM
We aren't a legitimate religion until we start an international incident.

Hell, we might even get a few days of publicity out of it. Go for it!

I'll buy a b33r for the first person to say something to China leading to a civil war.
Title: Re: Discordianism - not banned in China
Post by: Cain on May 08, 2008, 06:53:32 PM
To be honest, that wouldn't be very hard.

A CCP official physically pushed around a Chinese peasant and it started three days of street rioting.

I shall need:

One (1) Japanese assassin for hire
One (1) intinerary of a PLA General
Six (6) hired thugs to shadow the assassin
Two (2) well placed Western journalists with cameras
Three (3) Playboy bunnies, and
One (1) bottle of 50 year old Glen Grant, or Krug champagne, whichever is more readily available