ALRIGHT SPAGS
Round two
Post ITT to request a board buddy and nemesis.
WOMP Cabal will fulfill requests to your utmost satisfaction or annoyance.
I'm picking my own to get things started.
I pick Golden Applesauce as a buddy :fnord:
and as my nemesis... Random Probability :argh!:
(http://www.gliffy.com/pubdoc/1398341/L.jpg)
Random Probability will be Buddied with Hoopla.
Hoopla will be nemesis to IasonOubache.
Will gliffy that in a sec
Edit: Actually I won't. Gliffy only allows me five images. MSPaint will have to suffice, then smeone else can gliffy it up.
Heh.
I forgot to mention. Buddies and nemesis will be assigned by THE WRATH OF MS PAINT CABAL.
Coded* message to WOMP Cabal:
ASSEMBLE AT THE BUTTCAVE!
*TO DECODE MESSAGE, READ IT NORMALLY
Screw new buddies and nemisis. I want legacy jokes I don't understand :argh!:
This is a post.
I am posting in this thread.
hi Requiem, seeing your lack of avatar reminds me
HAY RANDOM PROBABILITY, YOU CRAP FLAVORED WINE SPRITZER: GET A FREAKING AVATAR ALREADY SO I CAN MAKE FUN OF IT
posting to see who I have to be mean to for no reason.
This, too, is a post.
Indeed.
I pick D-Cup as my buddy and LMNO as my nemesis this time around. Not that I hate him, but just to mix shit up.
I pick St. Verb as my buddy.
And Jack of Turnips as my sworn blood enemy.
I'll make him PAY.
You dont get to choose!
:argh!:
Random processes, fools!
I want the Bilderberger Group as my ally
I win!!
As a certified and seasoned member of the WOMP Cabal, I have the right to choose!
How come I always end up enemies with whoever is in charge?
(http://www.gliffy.com/pubdoc/1398341/L.jpg)
I think I made it work.
Check out how it updates in the OP!
IT'S THE INTERNET ROBOT FUTURE, BITCHES!
*CRAMULUS HIGH FIVES GOLDEN APPLESAUCE*
Quote from: Requiem on March 26, 2008, 01:23:40 AM
How come I always end up enemies with whoever is in charge?
This is a sign you might be a Discordian. Or a disagreeable little snot.
^5s back!
JoT better watch his back.
I'm going to hunt him down and turn him into a pair of slippers.
Then I'l help St. Verb destroy DCup. It's a pity I didn't keep copies of her "poetry" for just this occasion.
where's me bitch!
:argh!:
fine me and the Bilderberger Group don't want to play your stupid game
post
:lulz:post :lulz:
Glad to see that I'm already inlcuded. I have no idea who Jack of Turnips is though. I'd like Vene added as a buddy too.
also post.
Quote from: IasonOuabache on March 26, 2008, 02:37:49 AM
Glad to see that I'm already inlcuded. I have no idea who Jack of Turnips is though. I'd like Vene added as a buddy too.
Hey, I'm trying to be invisible over here.
Oh, and post.
Quote from: IasonOuabache on March 26, 2008, 02:37:49 AM
Glad to see that I'm already inlcuded. I have no idea who Jack of Turnips is though. I'd like Vene added as a buddy too.
ONE BUDDY! ONE NEMESIS!
Anything else is morally ambiguous and may send you straight to hell.
I have noted all your "post" posts.
Prepare thyselves!
from #discord
Frederieke I DECLARE WAR ON EVERYONE AGAIN
Frederieke EVERY FUCKING ONE. GOT IT? IF YOU GIVE ME AN ALLY ILL KILL YOU
Keeper am i able to be my own ally?
Keeper or nemesis?
Netaungrot NO! THIS IS NOT A PHILIP K DICK NOVEL!
Mr. Suu wants a place. He says so.
Also: Fred was on my side, and Enrico is one of my nemeses.
PAYNE THE BATON IS PASSED TO YOU
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/horrormirth1-1.gif)
YOU ARE NOW THE MASTER OF MANLOVE AND DICKWAR
GO, MY LIEUTENANT
NO! I REFUSE TO HAVE AN ALLY!
EVERYONE FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!
Quote from: noodlefred on March 26, 2008, 03:04:33 AM
NO! I REFUSE TO HAVE AN ALLY!
EVERYONE FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!
Fred is now teamed with The Lamanite. Her rival is Prince Tao.
(http://www.gliffy.com/pubdoc/1398341/L.jpg)
Not done everyone yet.
Getting bored with it ATM. Need coffee.
Also, I see some of the text sizes are out.
Cram should do this shit from now on! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
post for DCup buddy and a NEMESIS. plz.
I can has Cheezburger?
Quote from: Cain on March 26, 2008, 03:10:48 AM
Quote from: noodlefred on March 26, 2008, 03:04:33 AM
NO! I REFUSE TO HAVE AN ALLY!
EVERYONE FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!
Fred is now teamed with The Lamanite. Her rival is Prince Tao.
I REFUSE.
:gives Fred a KITBASH:
Bring it!!! :argh!:
GOOD WORK, PAYNE
making some updates... Dave, Requiem, Cain, and Faust have had enough of their cute little internal orgy up in the northeast corner.
I am assigning davedim and st. verbatim to destroy each other,
and vene and faust to duel to the death.
Cramulus throws a bunch of random weapons around on floor of the forum.
Quote from: noodlefred on March 26, 2008, 03:04:33 AM
NO! I REFUSE TO HAVE AN ALLY!
EVERYONE FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!
Ouch!
:argh!: I WILL NOT FIGHT WITH MY WIFE.
I want to be included as lacking any connection to anyone.
Except maybe Keith Richards as a buddy.
Also:
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on March 26, 2008, 04:16:43 AM
:argh!: I WILL NOT FIGHT WITH MY WIFE.
YOU WILL.
AND IT WILL BE HAWT.
Or else.
Quote from: Cainad on March 26, 2008, 04:18:20 AM
Also:
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on March 26, 2008, 04:16:43 AM
:argh!: I WILL NOT FIGHT WITH MY WIFE.
YOU WILL.
AND IT WILL BE HAWT.
Or else.
NO. Will fight buddy instead. Or maybe YUO.
*plots evilly in corner* :argh!:
ok so i'm mr suu's nemesis
but he is hardly there
so i'm to protect my buddy, keeper, from his nemesis
WHICH IS HIMSELF
AAAAAAAAA
goddamnit you discordians and your mindgames.
I've updated the chart to depict Hoopla's 1-sided friendship with Fred.
(http://www.gliffy.com/pubdoc/1398341/L.jpg)
Oh good.
Also: YAY I'M ON THE CHART NAO!
I wanna be someone's buddy, but end up dramatically stabbing them on March 15th
because they got in the way of the Roman Senate. :)
Ka-Post!
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on March 26, 2008, 04:39:31 AM
I wanna be someone's buddy, but end up dramatically stabbing them on March 15th
because they got in the way of the Roman Senate. :)
Chances of you remembering this a year from now?
I am in dire need of someone to like. Or at least be allied with.
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on March 26, 2008, 01:30:29 AM
Quote from: Requiem on March 26, 2008, 01:23:40 AM
How come I always end up enemies with whoever is in charge?
This is a sign you might be a Discordian. Or a disagreeable little snot.
Oh, right.
:argh!: what the fuck is going on here! :argh!:
ed...ooooooooohhhhhhhhh
fuck.
:cry:.... what did i do....
I'm not sure I like that one-sided friendship... Fred, this means war.
Fuck Thurnez.
I wanna be buddies with Enrico.
Ooh, ooh, I want in on this sociological experiment.
WIFE!
IT IS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE TIEM! :eek:
I have updated the chart again. This time, I have added some motivations, just to keep things fresh.
Is complicate, no? [/enrico]
(http://www.gliffy.com/pubdoc/1398341/L.jpg)
You missed a bit...
It's somewhat likely that me and Cain are ancestral enemies. o-o
It's somewhat likely YOU SUCK.
That's the spirit!
Quote from: LMNO on March 26, 2008, 02:26:03 PM
You missed a bit...
hmm? where?
BAHAHAHAHAHA SITTTTTHHHHHH
Oh, and Verbatim, I'm watching you watching me! :tinfoilhat:
Some of those motivations are magical, Cram.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on March 26, 2008, 02:43:21 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHA SITTTTTHHHHHH
Oh, and Verbatim, I'm watching you watching me! :tinfoilhat:
Some of those motivations are magical, Cram.
I'm watching you watch Verbatim wathing you.
And waiting for the right moment to STRIKE.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Quote from: st.verbatim on March 26, 2008, 02:32:49 PM
It's somewhat likely YOU SUCK.
:lulz:
Also, I postulate that Davedim's ancestors were snitches, who sold my ancestors to the English, who shipped them to Australia, and so while I am descended from criminals, Davedim is descended from collaborators (making his SNP membership deliciously ironic).
I think I still want Laz as an enemy as well.
And AKK as a friend, known and noted.
SSP.
Marginally worse than the SNP.
He play's scrabble wth Tomy Sheridans wife of an evening.
Quote from: Payne on March 26, 2008, 02:47:49 PM
SSP.
Marginally worse than the SNP.
He play's scrabble wth Tomy Sheridans wife of an evening.
Close enough. They're Scottish, and filled with strange Scottish ideas, like socialism or independence or something.
Quote from: Cain on March 26, 2008, 02:48:32 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 26, 2008, 02:47:49 PM
SSP.
Marginally worse than the SNP.
He play's scrabble wth Tomy Sheridans wife of an evening.
Close enough. They're Scottish, and filled with strange Scottish ideas, like socialism or independence or something.
And whiskey.
FUCKIN SCOTS! :argh!:
Also: he has a pair of winklepickers. Fuck winklepickers. It's almost like being some kind of
FAIRY or something.
:lol:
Filthy colonials, the lot of you.
Also, LMNO, Roger, RWHN and Nigel are SPs.
Just saying.
What's an SP?
hold up...
RWHN is my nemesis?
fuck, im doomed.
PopeNN i can handle, but that guy?
damn.
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on March 26, 2008, 02:57:07 PM
hold up...
RWHN is my nemesis?
fuck, im doomed.
PopeNN i can handle, but that guy?
damn.
PUUNT!!!1! (pwnt)
Look, I just woke up. Fuck off!
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 26, 2008, 02:54:53 PM
What's an SP?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/STFU/MilesSTFU.jpg)
LMNO
-making enemies indiscriminately.
Sith training! Shit yeah!
Wait...which is the master and which is the apprentice? Cause like....we need to plan who kills the other one off here.
Please. There can be only two Siths, and I've been Sith since the late 90s.
Also, an SP is a Suppressive Person.
:lulz: @ Vene and faust's point of contention.
Hello?
I am not on the chart :argh!:
I can be mean and nasty, honest! :evil:
Quote from: Cainad on March 26, 2008, 03:51:44 PM
:lulz: @ Vene and faust's point of contention.
That hussy gonna regret trying to upstage me.
Quote from: Hoopla on March 26, 2008, 03:27:54 PM
Please. There can be only two Siths, and I've been Sith since the late 90s.
Also, an SP is a Suppressive Person.
I've been a Sith since 1982.
Yeah that's right. Born into the Dark Side.
I still don't get the SP bit, but I'll roll with it.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 26, 2008, 04:22:13 PM
I still don't get the SP bit, but I'll roll with it.
It means Hoopla's a Scientologist?
Quote from: LMNO on March 26, 2008, 04:26:19 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 26, 2008, 04:22:13 PM
I still don't get the SP bit, but I'll roll with it.
It means Hoopla's a Scientologist?
Quiet you, or I'll get my lawyers after you!
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 26, 2008, 04:17:58 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 26, 2008, 03:27:54 PM
Please. There can be only two Siths, and I've been Sith since the late 90s.
Also, an SP is a Suppressive Person.
I've been a Sith since 1982.
Yeah that's right. Born into the Dark Side.
Now you're just getting silly.
Well to be fair, she was born in Florida... That's close, right?
post
Quote from: LMNO on March 26, 2008, 04:44:13 PM
Well to be fair, she was born in Florida... That's close, right?
No I wasn't.
LIAR!!!
I WAS THERE!
he was, i remeber him.
Quote from: LMNO on March 26, 2008, 04:53:24 PM
LIAR!!!
I WAS THERE!
Let me put it this way.
I lived in Fl for 15 years. The past 5 years I've lived in NYC and RI.
I'm 25.
...
WHERE'S THE MISSING 5 YEARS?!
The lost continent of MU?
Drug-induced comatose-stupor?
Traveling with Gypsies?
Bethesda?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 26, 2008, 05:30:29 PM
Drug-induced comatose-stupor?
Traveling with Gypsies?
Bethesda?
Oh,
ouch.
:lol:
What's the story with Bethesda anyway?
Isn't that where famous serial killer Babs Johnson (aka The Filthiest Person Alive) was last seen?
It's where you end up when you don't take that turn at Albequerque.
Keep guessing. This is fun. :mrgreen:
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 26, 2008, 05:27:22 PM
WHERE'S THE MISSING 5 YEARS?!
Lawn Guylin?! Say it isn't so!
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 26, 2008, 05:27:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 26, 2008, 04:53:24 PM
LIAR!!!
I WAS THERE!
Let me put it this way.
I lived in Fl for 15 years. The past 5 years I've lived in NYC and RI.
I'm 25.
...
WHERE'S THE MISSING 5 YEARS?!
Aliens doing extensive anal probes on you.
These days, that comes in handy when performing the pork shoulder.
Unintended beneficial consequences, ITT.
(http://www.gliffy.com/pubdoc/1398341/L.jpg)
One does not simply walk into Long Island!
Also, w00t! I'm on there twice!
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 26, 2008, 05:59:50 PM
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on March 26, 2008, 05:59:10 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 26, 2008, 05:56:32 PM
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on March 26, 2008, 05:50:55 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 26, 2008, 05:27:22 PM
WHERE'S THE MISSING 5 YEARS?!
Lawn Guylin?! Say it isn't so!
ofuk, I sinks we has a winnar!
What do I win?
A CRAMULUS ENEMA!
Cramulus jumps out from behind a tree and blasts you with a firehose
No, Cram!
NOT THE F-HOLE!!!!!
*puts his finger in the f-hole, like any true dutch would do*
also, what's the deal with the deal with me being friends with william shatner? spoken word is not the same as vocodered, you know.
True, it probably should be Peter Frampton.
Can we get 000 to be friends with vocoders?
if vocoders post ITT, perhaps
(http://digitalmedia.oreilly.com/images/oreilly/digitalmedia/2006/03/vocoder-block-diagram-art.jpg)
Post - since it's a good way to make enemies since everyone can be like "who the fuck is that, and why is she trying to be on our chart"
:argh!:
Quote from: LMNO on March 26, 2008, 06:25:56 PM
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:fap:
Quote from: Cainad on March 26, 2008, 03:51:44 PM
:lulz: @ Vene and faust's point of contention.
First I was like
:argh!:
But then,
:lulz:
Quote from: Faust on March 26, 2008, 04:01:39 PM
That hussy gonna regret trying to upstage me.
Bring it on bitch!
(Insignificant detail: I'm male)
Dudes can be hussies!
Jeeeeez.
Quote from: triple zero on March 26, 2008, 06:16:37 PM
*puts his finger in the f-hole, like any true dutch would do*
GET YR FINGERS OUTTA THAT F-HOLE, MISTER
FUN TRIVIA:
Zippy is a pervy Dutchbag. :eek:
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on March 26, 2008, 06:41:08 PM
Dudes can be hussies!
Jeeeeez.
:mittens:
troof
Thinking on it more dudes are hussies than girls...... :D
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on March 26, 2008, 06:41:08 PM
Dudes can be hussies!
Jeeeeez.
That's why I said it was insignificant. I make a fantastic hussy. Much better than Faust.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on March 26, 2008, 06:44:45 PM
FUN TRIVIA:
Zippy is a pervy Dutchbag. :eek:
ZIPPLETITS DUTCHBAG
Quote from: Hoopla on March 26, 2008, 02:53:25 PM
Also, LMNO, Roger, RWHN and Nigel are SPs.
Just saying.
YESSSSSSSSSS!
Quote from: Vene on March 26, 2008, 07:18:28 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on March 26, 2008, 06:41:08 PM
Dudes can be hussies!
Jeeeeez.
That's why I said it was insignificant. I make a fantastic hussy. Much better than Faust.
I will keep that in mind when next I am in the market for a fantastic hussy! :wink:
lol, no connection with me and davedim on that thing
I came late to this party and this entire thread is both kinda annoying and way tl;dr.
skip the buddy. I just want more nemeses.
:lol: I was just thinking the same thing, ECH.
Confusing chart is confusing. *scratches head*
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 26, 2008, 11:01:20 PM
I came late to this party and this entire thread is both kinda annoying and way tl;dr.
skip the buddy. I just want more nemeses.
JIHAD ON ECH! JIHAAAAAAAD! :hashishim:
lol ech has a fort.
Quote from: Jenne on March 27, 2008, 12:25:43 AM
Confusing chart is confusing. *scratches head*
yo, it's simple. You can figure out your standing with anyone on the board by using the rule of "The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
For example, if I want to find out my relationship to Faust...
Alright, Random Probability is my enemy, so Hoopla is my friend.
Which makes Iason my enemy, and then Jack my friend, therefore PAYNE is my enemy (surprise).
so if Payne is my enemy, St V is also my enemy, making Davedim my ally in that battle.
So if Davedim is my friend, then Cain is my enemy. And Cain is also Faust's enemy so I'm cool with Faust.
:canuck:
Hi Faust ol buddy! How's it goin'?
(http://www.gliffy.com/pubdoc/1398341/L.jpg)
Anyway, the chart is updated. ECH now takes missile command. Jenne, you and Dr. Loki are now bitter rivals. Good luck with that.
Somebody needs to put me on there.
I have no friends
:x
jesus fuck, its only a day old and ten pages in. I'll be needing an ally/enemy so i can be dispensing with the great justice
why does LMNO get to be on there twice? :argh!:
:mrgreen:
Quote from: Doktor Loki on March 27, 2008, 12:46:37 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 26, 2008, 11:01:20 PM
I came late to this party and this entire thread is both kinda annoying and way tl;dr.
skip the buddy. I just want more nemeses.
JIHAD ON ECH! JIHAAAAAAAD! :hashishim:
Death to the infidel!
\
:jihaad:
I choose cramulus as my new replacement nemesis for 2 reasons
1) he left me out of the diagram
2) I already hate him so I've had practice
also all members of ssookn should be nemesised with me on accounts of they suck hairy man balls as well
my hatred of Silly is double what i feel for other peoples because he put his tongue near a picture of my boobs.
DIE MOFO!
<Paesior> eve, we cant be enemies, 000 is also my enemy, which makes mr suu my friend... mr suu is your friend which makes you my friend and my nemesis?
<[000]> Paesior: you're not my enemy! i'm your friend!
<Paesior> but the chaaaart
<[000]> nono it says right there on my friends list
<Paesior> says you fear me, or i fear you, or we have mutual fearfullness
<[000]> in big pink letters PAESIOR
<Eve> pink letters?
<Paesior> ITC: Paesior loses his faith in the chart
<Paesior> also, pink letters?
<[000]> Paesior, the chart is flawed, i do not kid you, it's right there: http://elvicities.com/~ananames/friends.html
<Eve> ITC: Paesior and Eve focus on the important things
<Eve> like pink letters
(...)
<Eve> AH
(...)
<Paesior> PINK LETTERS?
<Paesior> also, damn you 000
<[000]> round one, trip: 1, Paesior: 0
<Paesior> second time that fucking ride got me
<Paesior> trip 2
<Eve> trip 3
Sorry 000, but as the Official PD.Com Referee I'm going to have to penalize you for your sissy use of pink letters.
-3 Points to triplezero.
Quote from: Vercupra on March 27, 2008, 08:59:32 AM
Sorry 000, but as the Official PD.Com Referee I'm going to have to penalize you for your sassy use of pink letters.
-3 Points to triplezero.
fixt,
but still -3 for never explaining the pink.
I think I will regard my friends friends as my enemies. Fits with me being terribly jealous and with me being my enemy.
Quote from: Vercupra on March 27, 2008, 08:59:32 AMSorry 000, but as the Official PD.Com Referee I'm going to have to penalize you for your sissy use of pink letters.
-3 Points to triplezero.
the pink letters were a lie.
click the link.
there were none.
Quote from: Roo on March 27, 2008, 01:46:23 AM
why does LMNO get to be on there twice? :argh!:
:digtbk:
Also, can you friend me up with the scrid?
Also also, ECH as Missile Command it massively epic LAIL.
Quote from: LMNO on March 27, 2008, 01:08:19 PM
Also, can you friend me up with the scrid?
Mmm, you're kind of firmly planted on the left side of the chart and drawing an arrow would screw things up visually. plus NO REQUESTS, SPAG. YOUR SOCIAL STANDING WILL BE DETERMINED BY THE WOMP CABAL.
But check it out, the scrid is your enemy. You are Trippinprincess are enemies, therefore mangrove, nigel, and the scrid are your enemies too.
(http://www.gliffy.com/pubdoc/1398341/L.jpg)
Hey wait no, the Scrid is your friend, becuase he's a mutual enemy of ECH.
:roflcake:
The Scrid is everyone's friend!
Unless, of course, you have a problem with booze. And if you have a problem with booze, you have no place in this world!
It occurred to me yesterday, that in this system, one person with multiple enemies actually creates much more friendship than enmity. Seems like a pretty nifty thought, and kinda obvious in history - France and England would never have been such good buddies if it weren't for Hitler and/or Kaiser Willy.
This tangle of alliances is worse than WWII...
Also: Am I some kind of Switzerland in all of this?
DCup, don't you think your SPYING would be a little less obvious if you wouldn't ninja-post just as I'm trying to make a point?
Bitch.
I am NOT unlovable! :argh!:
Mean, nasty and a tad bitchy but I am still loveable DAMMIT! :evilmad:
Also, if I am the same person as Mourning Star (which was a revelation to me BTW as I always considered the boobs and plumbing and GIVING BIRTH TO THREE FUCKING KIDS MADE ME A FEMALE) are his nemesis' mine as well or are they my friends. :?
'Cause if they are my friends, that means I am friends with ECH who has missile arrows pointed in my direction which, if properly launched could in fact destroy a national monument given my direct position in comparison to the arch...... Which is also only a short distance from Anheiser-Busch's main headquarters and that could have MAJOR feedback if blown up!
Which would probably be really bad....
edited cause I might be PMSing or just in KMA mode....
Quote from: st.verbatim on March 27, 2008, 02:34:50 PM
DCup, don't you think your SPYING would be a little less obvious if you wouldn't ninja-post just as I'm trying to make a point?
Bitch.
My stealth posting should be running icy fingers of fear up and down your spine at this very moment! :evil:
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Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 02:38:02 PM
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The man looking at Hitler in the foreground of that pic is Silly. You can't see the murderous gleam in his eyes though.
True story.
Edit: Bastard, changing your post while I was posting the above. I'm going to violate you with a broken bottle of buckfast.
HEY! SPAGS!
This happened in the last thread too. People are all like
I'm not on the chart!
why did I get left out?
/
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/horrormirth3-1.gif)
READ THE OP. POST ITT TO BE INCLUDED.
If your first post ITT is "why am I not on the chart?" then here, this is for you:
:fuckoff:
signed,
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/WOMPteam.png)
TL/DR
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 02:40:50 PM
READ THE OP. POST ITT TO BE INCLUDED.
If your first post ITT is "why am I not on the chart?" then here, this is for you:
:fuckoff:
And counter :fuckoff:
My post was back sev. pages ago.
Hey, Cramspag. There's a gliffy function that can send symbols to the back.
You can make an arrow, and then it can be in the background.
Check it, I'll do it to the Gliffygame.
Quote from: Richter on March 27, 2008, 02:42:52 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 02:40:50 PM
READ THE OP. POST ITT TO BE INCLUDED.
If your first post ITT is "why am I not on the chart?" then here, this is for you:
:fuckoff:
And counter :fuckoff:
My post was back sev. pages ago.
FAIR ENOUGH
hard to keep up with you spags. 9 pages of spags in 1 day, sheesh!
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 02:43:46 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 27, 2008, 02:42:52 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 02:40:50 PM
READ THE OP. POST ITT TO BE INCLUDED.
If your first post ITT is "why am I not on the chart?" then here, this is for you:
:fuckoff:
And counter :fuckoff:
My post was back sev. pages ago.
FAIR ENOUGH
hard to keep up with you spags. 9 pages of spags in 1 day, sheesh!
Yeah, especially considering that my computer refused to have any truck with the gliffy program at all. It almost had a Failocardial Infarction.
Cram is now running this show on his own!
(http://www.gliffy.com/pubdoc/1398341/L.jpg)
Quote from: Richter on March 27, 2008, 02:42:52 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 02:40:50 PM
READ THE OP. POST ITT TO BE INCLUDED.
If your first post ITT is "why am I not on the chart?" then here, this is for you:
:fuckoff:
And counter :fuckoff:
My post was back sev. pages ago.
:lulz:
Mine too......
AND I AM A FEMALE!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!
Quote from: Khara on March 27, 2008, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 27, 2008, 02:42:52 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 02:40:50 PM
READ THE OP. POST ITT TO BE INCLUDED.
If your first post ITT is "why am I not on the chart?" then here, this is for you:
:fuckoff:
And counter :fuckoff:
My post was back sev. pages ago.
:lulz:
Mine too......
AND I AM A FEMALE!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!
Stock response A) So is Mourning Star!
Stock resonspe B) No you aren't, you are a 40yr old fat man!
Quote from: Khara on March 27, 2008, 03:35:49 PM
AND I AM A FEMALE!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!
HELLOOOO
YOU ARE MY FRIEND
CLICK MY LINKY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6r1175w_lM
Quote from: triple zero on March 27, 2008, 03:54:49 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 27, 2008, 03:35:49 PM
AND I AM A FEMALE!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!
HELLOOOO
YOU ARE MY FRIEND
CLICK MY LINKY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6r1175w_lM
:asplode:
That was cold.....
Come get a beer before ECH blows up Budweiser!
Quote from: Payne on March 27, 2008, 03:37:39 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 27, 2008, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 27, 2008, 02:42:52 PM
My post was back sev. pages ago.
:lulz:
Mine too......
AND I AM A FEMALE!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!
Stock response A) So is Mourning Star!
Stock resonspe B) No you aren't, you are a 40yr old fat man!
Well I always thought so but..... profile info says otherwise..... :lulz:
Doesn't matter to me either way, just do not want anyone to think I'm not a girl so when I get all bitchy and want chocolate covered bacon they will understand! :evil:
Quote from: Payne on March 27, 2008, 03:37:39 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 27, 2008, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 27, 2008, 02:42:52 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 02:40:50 PM
READ THE OP. POST ITT TO BE INCLUDED.
If your first post ITT is "why am I not on the chart?" then here, this is for you:
:fuckoff:
And counter :fuckoff:
My post was back sev. pages ago.
:lulz:
Mine too......
AND I AM A FEMALE!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!
Stock response A) So is Mourning Star!
Stock resonspe B) No you aren't, you are a 40yr old fat man!
Stock response Prime (by Internets Law): TITS OR GTFO
Quote from: Richter on March 27, 2008, 04:23:15 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 27, 2008, 03:37:39 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 27, 2008, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 27, 2008, 02:42:52 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 02:40:50 PM
READ THE OP. POST ITT TO BE INCLUDED.
If your first post ITT is "why am I not on the chart?" then here, this is for you:
:fuckoff:
And counter :fuckoff:
My post was back sev. pages ago.
:lulz:
Mine too......
AND I AM A FEMALE!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!
Stock response A) So is Mourning Star!
Stock resonspe B) No you aren't, you are a 40yr old fat man!
Stock response Prime (by Internets Law): TITS OR GTFO
Yeah, but that doesn't even need to be SAID anymore.
FUCK YOU MY MOTHER DIED TRYING TO SEND HER TITS THROUGH THE INTERNET!
She died because it was broad-banned.
[/RWHN]
Where's that fuckin seal when I need him!
I GOT HIM!
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(http://advocacy.britannica.com/blog/advocacy/wp-content/uploads/spotty-seal.jpg)
Aww, he's so cute.....OH MY GAWD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM???? :eek:
Oh the humanity.
Forgive my blubbering. :x
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Quote from: LMNO on March 27, 2008, 04:56:39 PM
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ROFL
I need more arrows!
Mr. Suu barely posts here and he has more friends than me! :x
There's a reason for that, spag.
STFU nemesis!!
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(http://www.voidspace.org.uk/gallery/silly/big_cup_of_STFU.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/STFU/STFUAeon2.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO on March 27, 2008, 04:56:39 PM
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7950/roflbotkcqqbo7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Are you trying to kill me. I loled too damn hard.
8)
question - does this nemesis/buddy thing apply to only this thread, or can i round up an internet posse and jump nigel in some digitally-shaded corner when shes least expecting it?
In bleeds into real life too...
I hope to meet Fred in a dark alley some day...
Quote from: Not Red Ame on March 27, 2008, 06:18:59 PM
question - does this nemesis/buddy thing apply to only this thread, or can i round up an internet posse and jump nigel in some digitally-shaded corner when shes least expecting it?
She'd probably like that.
I'm cool with the games of the Hashsashin, but I'm out if this involves teh raep.
Time now for some alt-accounts
Quote from: Richter on March 27, 2008, 06:27:33 PM
I'm cool with the games of the Hashsashin, but I'm out if this involves teh raep.
Can't rape the willing...
Diff. story then, but there are some kinds of fantasy you should NOT play out in public.
Quote from: Richter on March 27, 2008, 06:50:01 PM
Diff. story then, but there are some kinds of fantasy you should NOT play out in public.
They can join in too.
Quote from: Hoopla on March 27, 2008, 06:21:03 PM
In bleeds into real life too...
I hope to meet Fred in a dark alley some day...
RAEEEEEEEEEP :x
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 27, 2008, 05:19:50 PM
I need more arrows!
Mr. Suu barely posts here and he has more friends than me! :x
I'll be your additional half-buddy, Suu, and our buddyship will be an arrowtacular nightmare! Just join my anti-nigel coalition. Nigel sounds Australian. In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.
ooh sickburn take that Australia, and doubly take that Nigel!
:|
It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotsman's understanding.
Understand this, Scotsman: You are on my enemies list.
NRA
Kicking names, and taking ass
Quote from: Khara on March 27, 2008, 04:12:51 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 27, 2008, 03:37:39 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 27, 2008, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 27, 2008, 02:42:52 PM
My post was back sev. pages ago.
:lulz:
Mine too......
AND I AM A FEMALE!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!
Stock response A) So is Mourning Star!
Stock resonspe B) No you aren't, you are a 40yr old fat man!
Well I always thought so but..... profile info says otherwise..... :lulz:
Doesn't matter to me either way, just do not want anyone to think I'm not a girl so when I get all bitchy and want chocolate covered bacon they will understand! :evil:
Oh. I never realized how important that would be.
Dido, wants fried brain sandwich with honey.
Quote from: Not Red Ame on March 27, 2008, 10:50:22 PM
It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotsman's understanding.
Understand this, Scotsman: You are on my enemies list.
NRA
Kicking names, and taking ass
Don't make me start talkin in Scottish English.
You won't like it.
I LEFT FOR TWELVE HOURS AND I HAD TO CATCH UP LIEK ELEVENTY SQUILLION PAGES.
Slow the fuck down you spagrapers. I'm missing out on lail.
Also: anyone who wants to become separated from this intricate and stressful web of social dynamics can seek refuge on my little isolated isle. You won't find it, but you can seek all you like.
Quote from: Payne on March 27, 2008, 10:55:56 PM
Quote from: Not Red Ame on March 27, 2008, 10:50:22 PM
It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotsman's understanding.
Understand this, Scotsman: You are on my enemies list.
NRA
Kicking names, and taking ass
Don't make me start talkin in Scottish English.
You won't like it.
Wee Free Men English?
Quote from: Payne on March 27, 2008, 10:55:56 PM
Don't make me start talkin in Scottish English.
You won't like it.
Now listen ya numpty bampot, youve got a tongue that would clip clouts and a face that could make an onion greet ... away and bile yur heed!
PS Yer maw's got a dick and yer da's jealous
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 01:10:44 AM
Quote from: Jenne on March 27, 2008, 12:25:43 AM
Confusing chart is confusing. *scratches head*
yo, it's simple. You can figure out your standing with anyone on the board by using the rule of "The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
For example, if I want to find out my relationship to Faust...
Alright, Random Probability is my enemy, so Hoopla is my friend.
Which makes Iason my enemy, and then Jack my friend, therefore PAYNE is my enemy (surprise).
so if Payne is my enemy, St V is also my enemy, making Davedim my ally in that battle.
So if Davedim is my friend, then Cain is my enemy. And Cain is also Faust's enemy so I'm cool with Faust.
:canuck:
Hi Faust ol buddy! How's it goin'?
[snip]
Anyway, the chart is updated. ECH now takes missile command. Jenne, you and Dr. Loki are now bitter rivals. Good luck with that.
Ok...I think I get it now. I think. :D
Buy whyfor Dr. Loki is mine enemy?
Also, am very happy to be friends with CS.
I HAS A CHART!
Quote from: Not Red Ame on March 27, 2008, 11:24:51 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 27, 2008, 10:55:56 PM
Don't make me start talkin in Scottish English.
You won't like it.
Now listen ya numpty bampot, youve got a tongue that would clip clouts and a face that could make an onion greet ... away and bile yur heed!
PS Yer maw's got a dick and yer da's jealous
Shut yer fuckin pie hole, afore ah shuff mah fuckin fist intae it.
Ah've goat a hundy thriwid ah can set aboot ye wi, ah'll pit yer fuckin heid in afore ye can e'en greet fer yer daw tae come an pull yer airse oot ih fire.
Cunt.
:mittens: for BROGUES! :D
SMELL YER MAAAAAAWWWWWW
... bawbag
Work me in there, I'm Fred, Nigel, Mourning Star, Payne, Cramulus, LMNO, Enrico, and Cain's natural enemy.
Missle command (but not ECH because he hates me) is my unnatural friend, as is 000, Idem, D-Cup, Ratatosk, Izzo, Hoopla, SillyCybin and burnstoupee.
Net,
Goes for maximum arrowage
Wait, do spasmodic posters even get on the chart? If so, get me on there damnit. Arrows optional, preferably placed in suggestive positions (I demand rule 34 on gliffy charts!)
"Spagraper"?
:lulz:
Quote from: Payne on March 27, 2008, 11:32:54 PM
Quote from: Not Red Ame on March 27, 2008, 11:24:51 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 27, 2008, 10:55:56 PM
Don't make me start talkin in Scottish English.
You won't like it.
Now listen ya numpty bampot, youve got a tongue that would clip clouts and a face that could make an onion greet ... away and bile yur heed!
PS Yer maw's got a dick and yer da's jealous
Shut yer fuckin pie hole, afore ah shuff mah fuckin fist intae it.
Ah've goat a hundy thriwid ah can set aboot ye wi, ah'll pit yer fuckin heid in afore ye can e'en greet fer yer daw tae come an pull yer airse oot ih fire.
Cunt.
Quiet, the lot of yous. Bawheeds.
Quote from: Khara on March 27, 2008, 02:35:41 PM
I am NOT unlovable! :argh!:
Mean, nasty and a tad bitchy but I am still loveable DAMMIT! :evilmad:
Also, if I am the same person as Mourning Star (which was a revelation to me BTW as I always considered the boobs and plumbing and GIVING BIRTH TO THREE FUCKING KIDS MADE ME A FEMALE) are his nemesis' mine as well or are they my friends. :?
'Cause if they are my friends, that means I am friends with ECH who has missile arrows pointed in my direction which, if properly launched could in fact destroy a national monument given my direct position in comparison to the arch...... Which is also only a short distance from Anheiser-Busch's main headquarters and that could have MAJOR feedback if blown up!
Which would probably be really bad....
edited cause I might be PMSing or just in KMA mode....
this thread is still tl;dr, but has been redeemed by my newfound ability to destroy purveyors of bad beer.
What beer do you like?
not budweiser.
Me either, but I don't know many American beers, which is why I asked.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2008, 01:22:56 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 27, 2008, 02:35:41 PM
'Cause if they are my friends, that means I am friends with ECH who has missile arrows pointed in my direction which, if properly launched could in fact destroy a national monument given my direct position in comparison to the arch...... Which is also only a short distance from Anheiser-Busch's main headquarters and that could have MAJOR feedback if blown up!
Which would probably be really bad....
edited cause I might be PMSing or just in KMA mode....
this thread is still tl;dr, but has been redeemed by my newfound ability to destroy purveyors of bad beer.
OH NOOOOOOOO the stench would kill me!! Please do not make it rain bad beer all over the STL. It would be massive terribleness!!! Then again, it would go into the MS river and has great LAIL potential all the way to the Gulf.
So, if you must, please to be giving warning so I can escape. Remember, I have 3 little future mindfuckers to take with!
And for the record, I do not drink Budweiser. Smells like stale piss.
Please to not pollute my Gulf of Mexico with shitty beer...Block Island Sound being filled with Narragansett is bad enough.
Quote from: Hoopla on March 28, 2008, 01:41:04 PM
Me either, but I don't know many American beers, which is why I asked.
I hate to say it, but there isn't much American beer worth drinking.
A situation which, as a canadian, should be very familiar to you.
I hear from sources that some of the smaller breweries (if they are indeed any left) that don't ship international can be pretty good if you know the market..
Yes. I would suggest that any US beer with an advertising campaign larger than a 100-mile radius from the brewry is not worth drinking.
Does not count for Newport Storm! :vom:
There is a little micro-brewery/pub a few blocks down from bud which has some awesome beer!
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 28, 2008, 06:18:06 PM
Does not count for Newport Storm! :vom:
Please note I didn't say that just because it was local, it
wasn't crap.
Just look at Magic Hat #9. Apricot beer. Blargh.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 28, 2008, 06:06:51 PM
I hear from sources that some of the smaller breweries (if they are indeed any left) that don't ship international can be pretty good if you know the market..
unfortunately, the reality is that most of the smaller microbreweries have been bought out by/contract their brewing out to larger microbreweries, which in turn are usually owned primarily by the major conglomerates.
for example: here in Maine, Geary's and Gritty's (2 of our more popular micros) are actually brewed by Shipyard (our most popular "micro") which is, in fact, owned by Miller.
the upshot of this, obviously, is that it's all mostly still crappy beer, you're just paying twice as much for a 6-pack of it.
Well, you might want to compare it to record labels like Mute, which while owned by EMI, still puts out quality music.
Yiddish joke about beer:
So there's this poor Jewish shtetl that's kind of down on it's luck, you know? The young people are all moving out, and there's not much in the way of job opportunities or anything to bring money into the place. So the the community elders convene, and decide that they should give brewing beer a shot. Not mass production or anything, but they know that beer snobs will sometimes go for something that sells itself as a "local" variety.
So they borrow the brewing equipment from one of the guys in the shtetl who brews as a hobby, and make a batch. They send it off to a large brewing company nearby, because they need someone who has the resources to produce enough of it to sell. They send a cask of the stuff with the following letter:
"Dear Schweitzhoffen Quality Brewing Company:
Please try a sample of our poor community's locally brewed stout. We would be honored if you let us know what you think of it, and most especially if you would be willing to help us produce and sell our local variety, blah blah blah etc."
A couple days later, they get a letter back:
"Your horse has diabetes."
Quote from: Not Red Ame on March 27, 2008, 06:18:59 PM
question - does this nemesis/buddy thing apply to only this thread, or can i round up an internet posse and jump nigel in some digitally-shaded corner when shes least expecting it?
a/s/l?
One of the many things I like about Portland (and there is a lot to like) is the proliferation of really good independent microbreweries and microminibreweries.
Ok, fuck all y'all: there are PLENTY of Amurrican breweries out there that kick mo fo ass.
Pete's Wicked Ale
Stone Pale Ale and IPA
Karl Strauss
...those are just 3 that I know of, 2 here in CA. They are awesome, and I won't hear NUFFIN' different.
:P
Quote from: Jenne on March 28, 2008, 11:35:47 PM
Ok, fuck all y'all: there are PLENTY of Amurrican breweries out there that kick mo fo ass.
Pete's Wicked Ale
Stone Pale Ale and IPA
Karl Strauss
...those are just 3 that I know of, 2 here in CA. They are awesome, and I won't hear NUFFIN' different.
:P
STFU! It's only an "Amurrican beer" if it's produced by Real Amurrican Capitalists, who can afford to buy Superbowl ads!
:argh!:
Quote from: Nigel on March 28, 2008, 09:12:45 PM
Quote from: Not Red Ame on March 27, 2008, 06:18:59 PM
question - does this nemesis/buddy thing apply to only this thread, or can i round up an internet posse and jump nigel in some digitally-shaded corner when shes least expecting it?
a/s/l?
Professor! My nemesis is broken!
I am currently very enamored of a little brewer called "Captured by Porches".
Wussit like? I've found most microbrews are quite herbsie and hopsy.
Fat Tire is like the "new-er" microbrew du jour...it's all over the fucking place atm.
S'ok...I like Stone's IPA better.
It's kind of like Mirror Pond but not as hoppy.
NW beer tends to be crazy hoppy, though, so I'm pretty acclimated. There's some sort of unfathomable obsession with IPA.
It's...perfumey. I have to be in a mood (quote/unquote) to drink it. And even then, I don't DRINK drink it, I sip it.
I love going to beer tastings--it's always amazing to me the differences between stouts, ales and blondes of all sorts.
Sometimes I go to the Concordia Ale House, which has a lame atmosphere but a great beer selection. Also it's just up the street from Boots' house.
We have tons of those kinds of places in SD. :lol: Great booze, fucked-up static atmosphere.
Yeah, it's like they went to a suburb and plucked a mall store out of it, and plonked it down in the middle of one of Portland's grand olde neighborhoods.
A phenomenon that I've noticed recently in bars is the sheer, mind-boggling number of video displays some of them have. I was in one a few weeks ago that had 15 displays visible just from where I was sitting. 15. It was a tiny bar, too.
15 is ALOT. 4 or 5, ok. 15? damn. A little desperate.
I couldn't believe it. Every time I counted I'd notice another one, too. It was a mix of TVs, video games, video poker machines, and Keno.
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2008, 01:23:15 AM
Sometimes I go to the Concordia Ale House, which has a lame atmosphere but a great beer selection. Also it's just up the street from Boots' house.
Someone needs to make a Discordia Ale House.
That's what PD's pub would be called: Discordia Ale House. Kudos, Iason.
Also, whadup with all the fucking video poker shit in bars now? I went to an almost LITERAL hole in the wall Irish pub the night before last and they had THREE of them by the toilets. WTF? Barely room to sit or sit down, but 3 video poker machines?
It's not 15, but then I don't think any bar needs even ONE. Drunk people on the make are entertaining enough bobdammit.
Discordia Ale House! Dude. That rocks.
I don't get the video poker thing either... if you're with a friend, why would you play video poker instead of talking to your friend? If you're not with a friend, dude, well I guess you're in a bar drinking alone. That's sad.
I plan to build a castle. Yes, that's what I'm going to do with my life. Anyone who wants to set up a Discordia Ale House nearby will have my full support.
Srsly. Eavesdropping PWNS fucking video poker shit. WHY would you give away your drinking moneys like that? Even if you're some sadsack fuck with no friends?
What a waste.
Must work, though, if those pubownerfucks keep putting then in the bars.
I'm not a gambler by nature, anyway, so I'm probably not the best of judges. I go to bars to drink and talk and flirt. Not necessarily in that order. Listening to live music rocks too. If I wanna sit and get drunk while playing on a screen, I'll stay home and do what I'm doing right now. :lol:
Quote from: Jenne on March 29, 2008, 02:42:03 AM
I'm not a gambler by nature, anyway, so I'm probably not the best of judges. I go to bars to drink and talk and flirt. Not necessarily in that order. Listening to live music rocks too. If I wanna sit and get drunk while playing on a screen, I'll stay home and do what I'm doing right now. :lol:
PD.com: Better than electronic poker.
*fap fap fap*
Quote from: Jenne on March 29, 2008, 02:42:03 AM
If I wanna sit and get drunk while playing on a screen, I'll stay home and do what I'm doing right now. :lol:
That is exactly what I'm talkin' 'bout.
I have gone to bars alone but usually the way it works is that I end up talking to someone there or playing pool or something. I can't even imagine hanging out in a bar getting drunk and playing video poker. :(
The only person I've known that does that is a certifiable alcoholic. :sad:
*close to certifiable, but not quite*
Quote from: Roo on March 29, 2008, 03:53:56 AM
The only person I've known that does that is a certifiable alcoholic. :sad:
Alcoholic have addictive personalities and poor financial sense (especially when drunk). That's why every bar has electronic poker machines.
Sad reason to go to a bar. /restating ad nauseum
So far as I know, the reason to go to the bar is not to play video poker...is just what they end up doing once they get there. It's always "hey I'm going to the bar to pick up chicks." Only they forgot it's monday night, and there are no women at that bar. or something.
That's depressing. :(
Alcoholics generally are.
They're also way too drunk to give a tapdancing shit about how that makes you feel :lulz:
Getting that drunk always gives me a headache.
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2008, 09:06:58 PM
Getting that drunk always gives me a headache.
That would be the dehydration.
Quote from: Vene on March 29, 2008, 09:34:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2008, 09:06:58 PM
Getting that drunk always gives me a headache.
That would be the dehydration.
I thought that was after?
The alcohol dehydrates you straight away, you just don't notice the thirst as you are drunk.
You will notice the headaches however.
Try drinking a glass of water every few drinks.
I usually drink a lot of water... also I like to intersperse my drinking with ham sandwiches.
Pork pies are also advisable.
According to Withnail from "Withnail & I", granted, but still recomended.
Mmmm pork pies! We don't have those around here. EVERYPLACE has panini though!
Quote from: Payne on March 29, 2008, 09:55:23 PM
The alcohol dehydrates you straight away, you just don't notice the thirst as you are drunk.
You will notice the headaches however.
Try drinking a glass of water every few drinks.
Yep. Physiology, I knows it.
Quote from: Vene on March 30, 2008, 12:35:16 AM
Quote from: Payne on March 29, 2008, 09:55:23 PM
The alcohol dehydrates you straight away, you just don't notice the thirst as you are drunk.
You will notice the headaches however.
Try drinking a glass of water every few drinks.
Yep. Physiology, I knows it.
I know it because I'm Scottish. We have a symbiotic relationship to alcohol. :D
Quote from: Payne on March 30, 2008, 12:41:13 AM
I know it because I'm Scottish. We have a symbiotic relationship to alcohol. :D
troof.
they create moar alcohol
and alcohol creates moar of them
:lulz:
I pick Mechanically Separated Chicken as my buddy and Ten Ton Mantis as my enemy.
That TTM dude will royally fuck up your chi if you look at him the wrong way.
:?
Quote from: RWHN on April 15, 2009, 07:45:33 PM
That TTM dude will royally fuck up your chi if you look at him the wrong way.
In that case, I also pick Buddha's Ghost Penis as an ally and GIGGLES as a nemesis.
Quote from: Burns on March 30, 2008, 06:31:09 AM
:lulz:
O_o......I was going to post normally....until I saw your avatar..That, sir, is quite disturbing...
and much lols at the buddy/nemesis chart
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on April 15, 2009, 08:43:04 PM
Quote from: Burns on March 30, 2008, 06:31:09 AM
:lulz:
O_o......I was going to post normally....until I saw your avatar..That, sir, is quite disturbing...
BUNNY DO GOOOOOOOOOOD!!
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 15, 2009, 08:23:41 PM
Quote from: RWHN on April 15, 2009, 07:45:33 PM
That TTM dude will royally fuck up your chi if you look at him the wrong way.
In that case, I also pick Buddha's Ghost Penis as an ally and GIGGLES as a nemesis.
:lulz:
THAT should provide some entertainment!!!
Hey I still hate DCup.
Also how could you forget your buddy cram. You are off the good list.
bump for hilarity
(http://www.gliffy.com/pubdoc/1398341/L.png)
I never make these lists. :sadbanana:
I just wish I had more enemies, forget gliffy.
Every time I look at that gif and notice a new addition I feel a misplaced sense of pride in this site, I'm not sure where it stems from.
did you guys post ITT when it was going on? That's how the list was made
Quote from: Cramulus on July 23, 2010, 01:33:36 AM
did you guys post ITT when it was going on? That's how the list was made
Don't think so. I've never seen this before, as far as I can remember.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2010, 01:34:26 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 23, 2010, 01:33:36 AM
did you guys post ITT when it was going on? That's how the list was made
Don't think so. I've never seen this before, as far as I can remember.
Same here.
It's sorta outdated; I am no longer located in Hawaii.
...although I still have no connection to civilization whatsoever, so I guess an update would be superfluous.
sadly the usr/password for this gliffy account was on the womp cabal forum, which has vanished into the mists of 404
Quote from: Cramulus on July 23, 2010, 01:49:43 AM
sadly the usr/password for this gliffy account was on the womp cabal forum, which has vanished into the mists of 404
not google cached at all no?
NAE, it was in the private buttcave
we* have the database, we just don't have anything to do with it
meaning p3nt and syn
I don't remember who Izzo was.
Quote from: Cramulus on July 23, 2010, 01:58:44 AM
NAE, it was in the private buttcave
we* have the database, we just don't have anything to do with it
meaning p3nt and syn
If you have the DB and its not encrypted then just search it. Wont take you long open in text edit on a fast machine and control+f gliffy or something.
Who the fuck is Jack of Turnips and why is he my only buddy? :?
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 23, 2010, 03:08:57 AM
Who the fuck is Jack of Turnips and why is he my only buddy? :?
Some spag from Uncyclopedia who appeared here by magic one day. I was all excited, because he's a pretty darn good writer, but he only made a few posts and like two essays before disappearing from the internet. I poked him a few times over at Uncyc, but he seems to have moved on. :sad:
(http://www.handresearch.com/news/Menu_bestanden/fist-bump.jpg)
Can I pick Dok as a 1st degree nemesis and Charley as a 2nd degree nemesis?
Phox,
Has no buddies, only enemies of a lesser degree.
this is a nostaliga bump--we don't have the password to that gliffy account anymore. (that's the website we used to make the chart) :sad:
Ahh....the Gliffy. Makes me feel all nostalgic and stuff.
Quote from: Cramulus on October 12, 2011, 02:21:53 PM
this is a nostaliga bump--we don't have the password to that gliffy account anymore. (that's the website we used to make the chart) :sad:
Heh, I was only kidding and just responding to Dok and Charley's disappointment about not being on the list. :lol: