Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2008, 11:32:40 AM

Title: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2008, 11:32:40 AM
I don't care about the election - Nothing ever changes and power hungry, dickless little men will always think they can get some more.
I don't care about the war - Human beings killing each other is the natural state of affairs no one ever wins but excess people get trimmed off so it's all good
I don't care about the rainforest - it rains there, fuck that place
I don't care about the oppressed minorities - I'm a minority of 1 no one gives a fuck about me when I get oppressed. Sort it out yourselves you whining bastards
I don't care about the little children - they'll be annoying teenagers then miserable old people soon enough
I don't care about the dolphins - they're just mammals pretending to be fish. Grow the fuck up!
I don't care about god - he either doesn't exist or he's too pussy to show his face round here. Fuck that fella
I don't care about the law - the only thing that's illegal is getting caught. I'm too smart for that shit.
I don't care about freedom - I refuse to earn it, fight for it, steal it or take what they give of it. There's either no such thing or I'm so free I can't see it. Either way fuck freedom.
I don't care about right and wrong, black and white, left and right. Two sides of the same coin - it's never that simple
So what do I care about?
Not a whole fucking lot - me and my own. The rest of the world can go to hell. Show me one person who, in their heart of hearts, can honestly say they feel differently. I'll put a bullet between their eyes - the world will be a quieter place
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: Reginald Ret on March 27, 2008, 12:13:06 PM
 :lulz:



and a nice point on freedom.
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: Dido on March 27, 2008, 02:11:14 PM
 :lulz:










but somehow i don't believe you.
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 02:24:30 PM
(http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper404/stills/zz588dto.jpg)
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2008, 02:52:42 PM
Quote from: Dido on March 27, 2008, 02:11:14 PM

but somehow i don't believe you.


Somehow I don't care  :evil:
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: Vene on March 27, 2008, 02:59:21 PM
If you really didn't care you wouldn't post this.
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: Payne on March 27, 2008, 03:00:31 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 02:52:42 PM
Quote from: Dido on March 27, 2008, 02:11:14 PM

but somehow i don't believe you.


Somehow I don't care  :evil:

And it's true, too. SC is a bitter, jaded and hateful man. I felt glad to escape his place in one piece when I met him.

He wanted to kill me the entire time I was there.
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: Dido on March 27, 2008, 03:08:03 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 27, 2008, 03:00:31 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 02:52:42 PM
Quote from: Dido on March 27, 2008, 02:11:14 PM

but somehow i don't believe you.


Somehow I don't care  :evil:

And it's true, too. SC is a bitter, jaded and hateful man. I felt glad to escape his place in one piece when I met him.

He wanted to kill me the entire time I was there.


Sounds like a healthy sporting attitude.
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: Dido on March 27, 2008, 03:10:52 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 02:52:42 PM
Quote from: Dido on March 27, 2008, 02:11:14 PM

but somehow i don't believe you.


Somehow I don't care  :evil:

Misanthropes who bother with announcements to the world are a) sweet b) implausible.
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: hooplala on March 27, 2008, 03:15:55 PM
Quote from: Dido on March 27, 2008, 03:10:52 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 02:52:42 PM
Quote from: Dido on March 27, 2008, 02:11:14 PM

but somehow i don't believe you.


Somehow I don't care  :evil:

Misanthropes who bother with announcements to the world are a) sweet b) implausible.


[CITATION NEEDED]
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2008, 03:16:43 PM
I don't make announcements to the world. I make rants for the amusement of my buddies, online and off.

And whatever gave you the idea I was a Misanthrope? I love humans. Nothing else comes to bits anywhere near as entertainingly  :lulz:.
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: Dido on March 27, 2008, 03:21:24 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 27, 2008, 03:15:55 PM
Quote from: Dido on March 27, 2008, 03:10:52 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 02:52:42 PM
Quote from: Dido on March 27, 2008, 02:11:14 PM

but somehow i don't believe you.


Somehow I don't care  :evil:

Misanthropes who bother with announcements to the world are a) sweet b) implausible.


[CITATION NEEDED]

I did not say it was an inventive remark.
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: Dido on March 27, 2008, 03:54:20 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 03:16:43 PM
I don't make announcements to the world. I make rants for the amusement of my buddies, online and off.

And whatever gave you the idea I was a Misanthrope? I love humans. Nothing else comes to bits anywhere near as entertainingly  :lulz:.

Then you can have been watching it for long. Or you appreciate the fine details more than I do.
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 04:04:05 PM
(http://www.freewebs.com/leanneb_8/stare-size.jpg)
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2008, 04:12:27 PM
Cramulus if you post one moar fucking cear bears pic I swear I'm gonna Puppycliff and send your mom the youtube link
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on March 27, 2008, 04:17:43 PM
SC: I appreciate the sentiment.

But something has made life marginally more comfortable in 1/3 of the world over the past 500 years, and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been apathy.
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2008, 04:21:02 PM
Nope that would be the subjugation of the other 2/3's  :lulz:
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 04:21:18 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 04:12:27 PM
Cramulus if you post one moar fucking cear bears pic I swear I'm gonna Puppycliff and send your mom the youtube link

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/carebearstaresilly.jpg)

WHERE'S YOUR APATHY NOW, SPAG??



awww SillyCybin is just a widdle grumpy bear
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2008, 04:23:04 PM
As soon as I've wiped the coffee off my monitor I'm going to hate you with renewed and unprecedented vigour!
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: Payne on March 27, 2008, 04:25:42 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 04:12:27 PM
Cramulus if you post one moar fucking cear bears pic I swear I'm gonna Puppycliff and send your mom the youtube link

MOM?!

No, fuck YUO P3nt. We don't talk like that in Scotland, fuckin cultural traitor.
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: LMNO on March 27, 2008, 04:26:56 PM
I am incredibly happy that "Puppycliff" is now a verb.
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2008, 04:27:59 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 27, 2008, 04:25:42 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 04:12:27 PM
Cramulus if you post one moar fucking cear bears pic I swear I'm gonna Puppycliff and send your mom the youtube link

MOM?!

No, fuck YUO P3nt. We don't talk like that in Scotland, fuckin cultural traitor.

quiet - Im condescending to our retarded amerrikun "friends"
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: Payne on March 27, 2008, 04:33:59 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 04:27:59 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 27, 2008, 04:25:42 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 04:12:27 PM
Cramulus if you post one moar fucking cear bears pic I swear I'm gonna Puppycliff and send your mom the youtube link

MOM?!

No, fuck YUO P3nt. We don't talk like that in Scotland, fuckin cultural traitor.

quiet - Im condescending to our retarded amerrikun "friends"

This tactic is only acceptable when you are drunk.

Are you drunk?

If so:  :lulz:
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: gathabloodline on March 28, 2008, 09:44:34 AM
 :argh!: who said hate was a bad thing. as long as there is something you can appreciate in life, there is something worth feeling. With understanding comes dissapointment, and loss of meaning, but so long as one can create meaning, especially through hate, I will have to applaud him.  Fuck Your Kindly Kind!!!! I don't believe a word you say!!!!
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 28, 2008, 12:29:52 PM
I hate because it amuses me to do so. Much more so than most other emotions. Hate is edgier and is a primary component in sarcasm (the pinnacle of wit) and a whole bunch of other avenues of myrth.

It's all about the lulz for me I don't really give much of a fuck about anything else on planet earth, least of all the morass of humanity. Hate = the best lulz. So I hate
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on March 28, 2008, 02:28:26 PM
as a parent i do not have the luxury of writing off the entire planet. it's cliche and everything, but i kinda do have an investment in the future.
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: Messier Undertree on March 28, 2008, 03:23:48 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on March 28, 2008, 02:28:26 PM
as a parent i do not have the luxury of writing off the entire planet. it's cliche and everything, but i kinda do have an investment in the future.

Well, he did say that he only cares about himself and his own.

And I'm assuming that "his own" would include his children.

I find it hard to agree with all that because I'm a filthy bleeding heart.

But I can see where he's coming from, so give me a few years and I'll probably be as jaded as SC.
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: A.N. Other on March 28, 2008, 04:20:01 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 27, 2008, 02:52:42 PM


And it's true, too. SC is a bitter, jaded and hateful man. I felt glad to escape his place in one piece when I met him.

Yes, and that's why we love Cybin so.
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: Payne on March 29, 2008, 12:44:40 AM
Quote from: K-Scar on March 28, 2008, 04:20:01 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 27, 2008, 02:52:42 PM


And it's true, too. SC is a bitter, jaded and hateful man. I felt glad to escape his place in one piece when I met him.

Yes, and that's why we love Cybin so.

Fuck yeah!

I can't wait to lift a few jars with him again at some point.

He may be a twisted bastard, but he's funny.
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: gathabloodline on March 29, 2008, 07:21:15 PM
Simply because hate exists in a person and it just so happens to be my favorite state of mind, does not exclude the existence of any other emotion. I love, I hate, I lull, and i rage.

Hate has a negative stigma set to it, and I just want to show that I can hate you kindly. you take this bloody hug and damned well better enjoy it!!! If you never hate your kids, I would have to say you are inhuman, and do not trully feel.
Title: Re: Do not fuck with my apathy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 29, 2008, 08:51:11 PM
Personally I love my kids, my family and my close friends. If I didn't I'd be a sociopath. The fact that I could, quite happily slit the throat of a complete stranger for spilling my beer, without feeling even the slightest hint of remorse, might alarm some but fear not - they have legislation governing that kind of thing and the risk of imprisonment outweighs the lulz.