I asked my mom: Why did you stab your new husband with a fucking knife?
Mom answered: That fucker was reading the wrong magazine.
I said: You stab people for reading the wrong magazines? Fuck bitch, you are one grazy fuck.
Mom: Listen. My life has been so fucking hard that you cant tell me what to do!
Me: True, but i can say that what you have done is pretty fucked up. You should talk to doctor or something.
Mom: Fuck you, i know what i'm doing. Hang yourself! Die!
And it took about two months and she was in mental hospital. Schizophrenia. Again.
That was six months ago.
Latest news: About two weeks ago she stabbed her husband again.
True story, btw. The point? Well, you tell me.
I'll tell you the point: don't stick your dick in crazy.
Amen brother!
What was the magazine?
BVH
-would stab a fucker for reading the wrong magazine
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2008, 12:24:06 PM
I'll tell you the point: don't stick your dick in crazy.
This needs to go up on the newsfeed.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2008, 12:24:06 PM
I'll tell you the point: don't stick your dick in crazy.
Hallelujia! Preach it brother!
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2008, 12:24:06 PM
I'll tell you the point: don't stick your dick in crazy.
Fuck. That must be where I went wrong... dammit.