The AKK-47 (short for Ambassador Klok Kaos - 47 ways to piss you off) is a gas operated trolling rifle which was used in most trolling engagements in PD since AKKs arrival.
Adopted and standardized on March 21, 2007, 05:30:09 PM , it was designed by AKK and originally produced by his MySpace site. Compared with most auto-trolling rifles, the AKK-47 is moar l337, of comparable post-count, moderate spammage, and capable of selective flaming. It was one of the first true trolling rifles and, due to its durability and ease of use, remains the most widely used trolling rifle. More AKK-type rifles have been produced than any other trolling rifle type in the irritating bastard market segment.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/AKK47.png)
Specifications
Weight 3.8 kg (8.4 lb) empty,
4.3 kg (9.5 lb) filled with bullshit,
Length 870 mm (34.3 in) (compensating for something)
Barrel length 415 mm (16.3 in) (still compensating)
Cartridge 7.62x39mm of PURE FAIL
Action Gas-operated, rotating bullshit
Rate of fire 600 posts/min
Muzzle velocity super fast
Effective range 700 or so posts.
Feed system DO NOT FEED THE TROLL!
Sights TGRR's mind control rays.
:mittens: :lulz:
I salute your work with FatBoy Slim:
Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice
Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice
Listen to the sound of my voice
You can check it all out, it's the weapon of choice
Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
It's the new weapon, weapon of choice
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
Or you can throw with us
Walk without rhythm
it won't attrack the worm
Walk without rhythm
and it won't attrack the worm
Walk without rhythm
and it won't attrack the worm
If you walk without rhythm
ah, you never learn
Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice
Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice
Be careful, we don't know them
Be careful, we don't know them
Be careful, we don't know them
Organically grown, through the hemisphere I roam
Too big love to the angels of light
Yeah, and my girl
She just don't understand
is gone beyond being a man
As I drift off into the night, I'm in flight
She's a Boy scout no doubt
but I'm going to hold my cool,
because of easy rules
Yeah, so move on baby, yeah
Halfway between the gutter and the stars, yeah
Halfway between the gutter and the stars, yeah
Automatic assholes, Weirding modules and sandworms now ITT.
:lulz:
One year ago we were mired in AKKs bullshit. I wanted to commemorate all the fallen heroes of the time.
AKK - March 21, 2007, 05:30:09 PM to May 28, 2007, 07:28:55 AM, NEVAR FORGET!
Quote from: Payne on April 02, 2008, 04:12:27 PM
Specifications
Weight 3.8 kg (8.4 lb) empty,
4.3 kg (9.5 lb) filled with bullshit,
Length 870 mm (34.3 in) (compensating for something)
Barrel length 415 mm (16.3 in) (still compensating)
Cartridge 7.62x39mm of PURE FAIL
Action Gas-operated, rotating bullshit
Rate of fire 600 posts/min
Muzzle velocity super fast
Effective range 700 or so posts.
Feed system DO NOT FEED THE TROLL!
Sights TGRR's mind control rays.
:mittens:
That was awesome!
Can it be equipped with a silencer? :lulz:
ITT: I request our programmers make an auto-posting program called the AKK-47. Equiping it with a textfile that posts copies of AKK's posts is optional.
Our brave trolls need this.
Quote from: Cain on April 02, 2008, 04:45:45 PM
ITT: I request our programmers make an auto-posting program called the AKK-47. Equiping it with a textfile that posts copies of AKK's posts is optional.
Our brave trolls need this.
O...M....G...... :mittens:
We have the technology!
But srsly, someone should do this, because if you leave me to do the project....well, yeah, exactly.
I think I just found a new reason to learn how to code.
:lulz:
Quote from: Cain on April 02, 2008, 04:45:45 PMITT: I request our programmers make an auto-posting program called the AKK-47. Equiping it with a textfile that posts copies of AKK's posts is optional.
Our brave trolls need this.
a project sort of along the lines of this has been stalled for a couple of weeks now, but i do intend on picking it up again.
the name suggestion sure as hell beats "Forumbot" or "HBOT", though.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 02, 2008, 04:43:50 PM
Can it be equipped with a silencer? :lulz:
No, we must make it louder and more obnoxious!
Well, the Pledge can do either/or. Silence or Obnoxify.
Unreliable though, you can never tell what it's actually going to do.
The only way to guarantee silence is to "ZOMG YUO HAXX0RED MY ACCOUNT!"
Quote from: Payne on April 03, 2008, 07:22:52 PM
Well, the Pledge can do either/or. Silence or Obnoxify.
Unreliable though, you can never tell what it's actually going to do.
The only way to guarantee silence is to "ZOMG YUO HAXX0RED MY ACCOUNT!"
You just gave me a trolling idea.
Quote from: Payne on April 02, 2008, 04:12:27 PM
The AKK-47 (short for Ambassador Klok Kaos - 47 ways to piss you off) is a gas operated trolling rifle which was used in most trolling engagements in PD since AKKs arrival.
Adopted and standardized on March 21, 2007, 05:30:09 PM , it was designed by AKK and originally produced by his MySpace site. Compared with most auto-trolling rifles, the AKK-47 is moar l337, of comparable post-count, moderate spammage, and capable of selective flaming. It was one of the first true trolling rifles and, due to its durability and ease of use, remains the most widely used trolling rifle. More AKK-type rifles have been produced than any other trolling rifle type in the irritating bastard market segment.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/AKK47.png)
Specifications
Weight 3.8 kg (8.4 lb) empty,
4.3 kg (9.5 lb) filled with bullshit,
Length 870 mm (34.3 in) (compensating for something)
Barrel length 415 mm (16.3 in) (still compensating)
Cartridge 7.62x39mm of PURE FAIL
Action Gas-operated, rotating bullshit
Rate of fire 600 posts/min
Muzzle velocity super fast
Effective range 700 or so posts.
Feed system DO NOT FEED THE TROLL!
Sights TGRR's mind control rays.
belated :mittens:
What RWHN said.
Quote from: Vene on April 03, 2008, 07:29:16 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 03, 2008, 07:22:52 PM
Well, the Pledge can do either/or. Silence or Obnoxify.
Unreliable though, you can never tell what it's actually going to do.
The only way to guarantee silence is to "ZOMG YUO HAXX0RED MY ACCOUNT!"
You just gave me a trolling idea.
as long as the idea doesnt involve trolling this board :)
Quote from: triple zero on April 03, 2008, 10:37:16 PM
Quote from: Vene on April 03, 2008, 07:29:16 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 03, 2008, 07:22:52 PM
Well, the Pledge can do either/or. Silence or Obnoxify.
Unreliable though, you can never tell what it's actually going to do.
The only way to guarantee silence is to "ZOMG YUO HAXX0RED MY ACCOUNT!"
You just gave me a trolling idea.
as long as the idea doesnt involve trolling this board :)
No, that's be pointless. Why would i troll the trolls? I'm talking about TCC, the mods keep editing my posts.
k just, cause, i forget how new you are again, and generally it's a real shame if someone tries to troll this board
Quote from: triple zero on April 03, 2008, 11:14:15 PM
k just, cause, i forget how new you are again, and generally it's a real shame if someone tries to troll this board
I dunno, I got some mild lulz out of it.
In general though, I'd agree.
Quote from: Cainad on April 04, 2008, 03:23:37 AM
Quote from: triple zero on April 03, 2008, 11:14:15 PM
k just, cause, i forget how new you are again, and generally it's a real shame if someone tries to troll this board
I dunno, I got some mild lulz out of it.
In general though, I'd agree.
:lulz:
:lulz:
:mrgreen:
BUMP
PD's future weapon:
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Q7MLR89p8 (http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Q7MLR89p8)
You wouldn't say that if YOU had to sit through 3 months of AKK's shit.
Wowww I love how "save the soldier's lives" is Newspeak for "blow the heads off whoever we're attacking".
BUMP!
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 04, 2008, 05:23:09 AM
Quote from: Cainad on April 04, 2008, 03:23:37 AM
Quote from: triple zero on April 03, 2008, 11:14:15 PM
k just, cause, i forget how new you are again, and generally it's a real shame if someone tries to troll this board
I dunno, I got some mild lulz out of it.
In general though, I'd agree.
:lulz:
Quote from: Jenne on April 04, 2008, 07:09:22 PM
:lulz:
Wooooow, I totally forgot about that gag we pulled. :lulz:
Bamp!
Some of The Messiah's best work.
Quote from: Richter on April 02, 2008, 04:23:11 PM
I salute your work with FatBoy Slim:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMZwZiU0kKs
Nice.
How did I miss this thread?