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Title: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Cramulus on April 06, 2008, 08:32:16 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/cramdiab.jpg)

The Professor Cramulus exonerates on an important threat facing every human being.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvubyoR2XnQ

Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Golden Applesauce on April 06, 2008, 08:34:17 PM
Diabetes has nothing to do with viruses.
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 06, 2008, 08:42:06 PM
Needs more God
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2008, 08:57:33 PM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on April 06, 2008, 08:34:17 PM
Diabetes has nothing to do with viruses.

Seriously, Cramulus, your video contains a factual error! You'd better see to that.
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Richter on April 06, 2008, 08:59:39 PM
The idea has merit.

I had a diabetic professor in college who terrorized the class constantly.
Sure, she was fun to talk with when she it a properly drugged manic state, but when she hit low, she'd bitch the paint off the walls.

She scarred off most of the class, out the an original 40 students, 11 of us took the final exam.
Damn if she wasn't a role model, but the lady and her diabetes should have been classified as military ordnance.

[/mostly joke]

Thanks for finally satisfying our video yammering Cram!  I'll be giggling for a good bit. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Messier Undertree on April 06, 2008, 09:48:21 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 06, 2008, 08:32:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvubyoR2XnQ

:mittens:
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 06, 2008, 11:09:49 PM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on April 06, 2008, 08:34:17 PM
Diabetes has nothing to do with viruses.

he did say he wasn't a Dr. and didnt have "medical facts"
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Triple Zero on April 06, 2008, 11:43:24 PM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on April 06, 2008, 08:34:17 PM
Diabetes has nothing to do with viruses.

:lol:

cram just won

also, :mittens:
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 06, 2008, 11:52:32 PM
your next video should explore why people choose to be diabetic
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Suu on April 07, 2008, 12:32:20 AM
The next video should explore the negative effects of oral sex or something else totally random.

Also: :mittens:
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Cain on April 07, 2008, 12:35:13 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 06, 2008, 11:52:32 PM
your next video should explore why people choose to be diabetic

Genius.

You should explore the "alternative diabetic lifestyle" for sure.
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 07, 2008, 12:52:28 AM
:mittens:

DEGENERATES!
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Verbal Mike on April 07, 2008, 01:33:11 AM
:mittens:
much laffs!
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Vene on April 07, 2008, 03:16:56 AM
 :mittens:
Great video.  Damn insulin junkies.


And are you wearing a lab coat?
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 07, 2008, 03:28:04 AM
Somewhere, Anonymous is screaming.
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 07, 2008, 03:30:29 AM
That was GENIUS, by the way.

More, please.
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Cramulus on April 07, 2008, 03:35:36 AM
 :thanks:

Thanks everyone. Moar nonsense is on the way. If anyone can hook me up with some video editing software, it'd be swote.

Quote from: Vene on April 07, 2008, 03:16:56 AM
And are you wearing a lab coat?

of course I am. I'm a PROFESSOR.




Hey, if you get a chance, give my youtube thing five stars and/or favorite it or whatever. I'm already the uh.... 25th highest ranked science video of the day. 
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 07, 2008, 03:39:18 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 07, 2008, 03:35:36 AM
:thanks:

Thanks everyone. Moar nonsense is on the way. If anyone can hook me up with some video editing software, it'd be swote.

Quote from: Vene on April 07, 2008, 03:16:56 AM
And are you wearing a lab coat?

of course I am. I'm a PROFESSOR.




Hey, if you get a chance, give my youtube thing five stars and/or favorite it or whatever. I'm already the uh.... 25th highest ranked science video of the day. 

THE MIND OF AN INSULIN JUNKIE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cilNQewAmXQ&feature=related
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 07, 2008, 04:14:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjZwNTLh4_U&feature=related
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: on April 07, 2008, 05:09:05 AM
"I would have him arrested, OR BEATEN."
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 07, 2008, 05:28:46 AM
Seriously. I may have to watch it several more times, for maximum quotage and lulz.
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Lies on April 07, 2008, 07:15:48 AM
Pure win cram :D
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Messier Undertree on April 07, 2008, 01:41:48 PM
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wrong, a virus is alive.
You'd have someone having a seizure beaten?
Looks like someone with diabetes beat you up, I bet they pulled your hair!!

:lol:

This video needs more comments from angry insulin junkies.
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Lies on April 07, 2008, 02:21:24 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 07, 2008, 03:35:36 AM
:thanks:

Thanks everyone. Moar nonsense is on the way. If anyone can hook me up with some video editing software, it'd be swote.

Quote from: Vene on April 07, 2008, 03:16:56 AM
And are you wearing a lab coat?

of course I am. I'm a PROFESSOR.




Hey, if you get a chance, give my youtube thing five stars and/or favorite it or whatever. I'm already the uh.... 25th highest ranked science video of the day. 
Done and done.
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Subtract Eight! on April 08, 2008, 08:41:47 AM
diabetics should die of beatings
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: on April 08, 2008, 09:04:08 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on April 08, 2008, 08:41:47 AM
diabetics should die of Dinner Blastings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgOirMKSg2c
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 25, 2009, 06:20:17 AM
FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, BUMP!
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 25, 2009, 06:55:55 AM
In Iran, we don't have Diabetics like in your country.
/
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(http://mrzine.monthlyreview.org/MahmoudAhmadinejadD300.jpg)
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Requia ☣ on June 25, 2009, 06:58:34 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2008, 12:35:13 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 06, 2008, 11:52:32 PM
your next video should explore why people choose to be diabetic

Genius.

You should explore the "alternative diabetic deathstyle" for sure.

Fixd
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: fomenter on July 02, 2009, 09:32:10 PM
(http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/diabetic.jpg)
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 02, 2009, 09:35:56 PM
Quote from: fomenter on July 02, 2009, 09:32:10 PM
(http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/diabetic.jpg)

Holy crap!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Herbertina Merrique V on July 02, 2009, 09:49:28 PM
 :lulz: That guy doesn't look all that stable.

Crap, I almost dated a diabetic a while ago. :horrormirth: Amazingly enough, I found out that he was, in fact, an asshole.

Also, we still need moar of these vids.
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Template on July 03, 2009, 12:55:50 AM
Quote from: Broken AI on April 07, 2008, 06:35:31 AM
:ldg:

{edit} what no ldg ...  :argh!: {/edit}

If that's how you're going to be ...
gb2/poee.co.uk/

or request it.
or hotlink it.
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 03, 2009, 03:10:46 PM
Quote from: Herbertina Merrique V on July 02, 2009, 09:49:28 PM
:lulz: That guy doesn't look all that stable.

Crap, I almost dated a diabetic a while ago. :horrormirth: Amazingly enough, I found out that he was, in fact, an asshole.

Also, we still need moar of these vids.

I was married to a diabetic. He was a total asshole. Even his friends agree, to this very day.

Hell, even he agrees.
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on July 03, 2009, 06:49:07 PM
I dated a diabetic alcoholic.  For a year.   :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Cramulus on July 04, 2009, 01:57:20 PM
you guys are gluttons for punishment

dating a diabetic is the equivalent to dating a trash compactor. He can only talk about garbage all the time. And he won't give you the ring back. It's like a fun power play to him.
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Cramulus on August 06, 2010, 02:06:16 AM
BUMP because of lulz


here's a bunch of people cursing me out on a diabetic support blog
http://eshopdiary.com/diabetes/blog/tech/diabetics-are-assholes



Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: NotPublished on August 06, 2010, 02:28:18 AM
 :lol: where have you been all my life?
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Suu on August 06, 2010, 02:30:50 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 06, 2010, 02:06:16 AM
BUMP because of lulz


here's a bunch of people cursing me out on a diabetic support blog
http://eshopdiary.com/diabetes/blog/tech/diabetics-are-assholes





:mittens:

They compared you to BILL O' REILLY!
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 06:31:47 PM
bump
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: AFK on June 28, 2011, 06:45:45 PM
Moar!
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Cramulus on June 28, 2011, 07:01:30 PM
my video camera is busted  :sad:
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Cramulus on June 28, 2011, 07:08:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/h22N7.jpg)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 07:10:55 PM
That's...beautiful.
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Freeky on June 28, 2011, 08:45:59 PM
Youtube:  The 21st Century's Brain Trust Fund.
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Chairman Risus on June 28, 2011, 09:12:47 PM
You know, for such a nice guy, if Cram kept it up, he could potentially inspire as much anger in strangers as Dok does.

Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 09:13:44 PM
Quote from: Risus on June 28, 2011, 09:12:47 PM
You know, for such a nice guy, if Cram kept it up, he could potentially inspire as much anger in strangers as Dok does.



I told him to do one on cancer babies, but he wouldn't do it.
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 28, 2011, 09:24:09 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 28, 2011, 07:08:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/h22N7.jpg)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

That was a fucking beautiful treasure trove for so many reasons, not least of which is the person who said that the pancreas "produces endocryns".
:lulz:
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2011, 02:08:42 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
Post by: Suu on June 29, 2011, 02:35:20 PM
I played this on my radio one night. I got an eclectic mix of horrormirth from my listeners.